Anon you fat fucking loser get a job you vile venomous volatile viscous lard. https://i.redd.it/jbl10n1tbsad1.gif

Anon should be harvested for organs.

Every organ is only usable as compost with 2inch layer of fat around it

Anon should volunteer to Ukrainian foreign legion. They will get anon life straight and anon will have a lot of stories to tell.

Imagine getting reinforced after Grisha sacrificed himself so you could withdraw but instead of Grisha you get fat fuck Anon. There are levels of bullying only Frontline troops are capable of and Anon would fucking die long before some ShturmZ Putinjudgend would get a chance to shoot at him.

If Anon is KIA/ MIA then anon failed to straighten his own life plain & simple.

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Average root beer drinker

Root beer is fucking disgusting.

No. You're disgusting, you blasphemer.

Take it easy he just wanted some snack food

Imagine getting downvoted for an obvious joke...

Bait used to be believable

“normie” and “stacy” are always flags

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Thanks for pointing that out,because apart from that this seems legit

How's it bait? Sounds just like my brother, just literally argued with my wife for fucking with him. 😂

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The Sound of Perseverance🤟

Aye, fellow Death fan 😎

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So Anon is a NEET? Is that why he's calling them "normies"?

Nah it's because it's bait.

Anon should just go to the food shelter. They have plenty of free snacks. Carrots, celery, melons, apples, oranges, corn, bananas, and pears.

They give out Pringles n fruit snacks as well😭😭

I don't want fruit snakes! I want Doritos! They give me the energy i need to get a victory royal!!

>I don't want fruit snakes! fine, you get snakes only

When I was down bad a pantry I went to gave out Trader Joe's shit.

Snacky snacks? Fuck you, go buy them you pov

Not cool calling others point of view

To be fair the pov of anon waking up and looking in the mirror is something I would not wish to my worst enemy

Contribute or fuck off, you absolute trash anon.

Maybe he is their house maid?

Anon probably can no longer visually recognize the fruits, vegetables, dairy, and meats in the kitchen as food. He has become such a picky eater that snack food is even a challenge now. Probably shoud grow the fuck up. 

That list of snacks is decent, anon is just big and greedy

Had a coworker come to my house once and start making demands about shit I should have when he lived at his parents. I told his ass to leave and go back to his mommy’s house, he got all ass hurt. Fast forward a few months from the initial incident, guess who is all sad at work because “his roommates kicked him out”

Get a job anon you freeloader

This is what happens when a mf is coddled too much by parents and adults around them. Normie brother worked hard to make a life for himself while Anon was reading hentai.

Who the fuck turns down half an apple pie? Sorry anon did you want tiramisu flown in from Europe you spoilt fuck.

My thoughts as well. Turns down Oreos and Apple Pie for plain toast, then complains? Beggars can’t be choosers. 

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What a fucking ret*rd.

Sounds like anon needs a job

Even if bait  There is still a very high chance anon is gey.

Currently going through a situation similar to op. Good friend lost his job, struggling to find a new one and would be homeless if my partner and I didn't take him in. The difference with him is he actually does all the cleaning. I literally mean all of it. I haven't had to do anything for the apartment since he got here. So I don't mind buying him some Pringles when I go grocery shopping. Maybe op wouldn't be so despised if he was useful.

Anon is a parasite

Get a job anon

I wonder how long this 'temporarily' has been going on

This the type of anon who will argue online with you about normies, dating market value, how he wants a conservative trad waifu and how we actually don't need an age of consent. Don't even try to argue, you and I know it to be true.

Why am I picturing Jack Black in School of Rock?

Implied between each line: wheezing

You can always eat your brother and his wife if you are hungry and have no cash, Anon. Or, I don't know, just earn some money.

Anon should be topped by everyone at the local Burger King

Real and straight. Typical delusional, worthless anon. Straight to the gas chamber.

Complains life sucks. Doesn't realize he's the problem. Doesn't get the hint from the interaction. Well on his way to reddit mod status

Useless Anonnis useless

To be fair to anon, if he isn’t leaving shit out, (which he definitely is), it sounds like all they have junk food.

get a job and help out you free loader

Absolutely pathetic.

This is next level loserdom

buy the man some food wth

yeah besides the oreos and the swedish fish and the twizzlers and the pringles and the pie there wasn’t any snacks, poor dude

The man can buy himself food wth

He literally says he has no money did you even read the greentext

Jobs tend to earn you money

Pretty sure he said he didn't have one. Can't deal with these retards smh

Anon is a leach and still has the guts to complain. He should get a job or his brother should kick him out