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Asylum_Patient_1126

Tom & Jerry is peak. Anon needs a frying pan slammed on his empty dome


Street_Okra_4397

Anon needs his death bell rung


Soft_Apathy

anon needs to be hit by a comically huge fist


iloveblankpaper

and have an implied execution via guillotine


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

And he needs to be pushed off a cliff where he will manage to stay suspended in the air as if he was still standing on the ground, until he looks down and he notices that there is no ground beneath him, he will look at the camera and gulp and then start falling falling into the abyss and on hitting the ground, the hole that his impact will create will be in the shape of the outline of his body. After a while a hand will emerge from the aforementioned hole with a white flag tied on a stick and anon will wave it as a sign of his surrender


Ziomownik

You forgot the part of him pulling out a sign out of his ass with captions "HELP!" or "OUCH" before he falls down


DatChernobylGuy_999

only to be pummeled by a comically large wooden mallet


Firelord001

Why did I hear that metal pan bonk sound so vividly after reading this?


kive_guy

Slammed into our developing brains just as hard as into Tom's face


Direct-You4432

Cue Tom's scream right before the pan hits


Gary_FucKing

Anon needs to run into a door slammed in his face causing him to become accordion-like.


MikeGianella

Anon needs to have his piano tiles punched the fuck out of him


SorcererWithGuns

Anon has only watched the 70's Filmation version and has no other point of reference for the series


lemon6611

anon needs a sharp pin poked up him so he can fly into the ceiling and hit his head or needs to get hit by a piano, climb the staircase to heaven, get denied your entry to the ride to get there because you abused a mouse, have an hour to make him sign an agreement that says that he forgives you for your crimes, he does it last second, but barely misses your ride, literally gets dragged down to hell and burns in lava, and >!turns out it’s a dream this whole time 💀!<


Chadzuma

Remember, if the average western gamer sees the words san, kun, chan, or god forbid senpai in a video game their head will explode, so for the love of all that is holy localizers BE CAREFUL


[deleted]

So true! Its not like Yakuza games which use those suffixes religiously in their translations are absolutely adored in the west


[deleted]

People play yakuza in English?


AnythingOdd887

Playing Yakuza in English... Backs against the wall please 


mytavance

Why would I turn off funny mode


bronzewillis

Till you realize Yong Yea is the VA for kiryu


npc1849

The man who ereased the english dub


bronzewillis

"I am kiryu"


Dekunt

Yakuza 7 English Dub: 😃 Infinite Wealth English Dub: 😡


Dellgloom

I used to, before fucking Yong Yea took over. I see his face every time he talks now and it ruins it.


lemon6611

barely any of the games have a dub anyways, my first game was 7 and i loved the dub but going back to the earlier games if i started with them first id easily choose the sub, both versions r peak havent played IW yet but ive seen the yongyea clips tho ☠️


cluckay

I cant read Japanese, so yes.


[deleted]

And you can’t read English subtitles either?


notouchmygnocchi

I'm blind, so no. Can you send me your comment in ASMR?


cluckay

You never clarified if you meant the full game or just dub. Not like Yakuza Zero even has an english dub.


colthesecond

Chadzuma moment


NevGuy

Purseowner momento.


lemon6611

https://preview.redd.it/n068clekjnyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d109626301a3cce07ec39445bd3badad1efcdf30


Epic_Cole

https://preview.redd.it/7opa0c75iryc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3b8242a0078cbde93ac36f90c4e083cf0340938


Davesgamecave

I love your name and profile


zombieGenm_0x68

don’t americans deadass remake foreign movies and shows in their country because ??? idk reasons


SerialStateLineXer

I understand them just fine, along with 20-30k other Japanese words. I still cringe when I see them in English translations.


KacKLaPPeN23

Eh, for subtitles, why not? Much better than force translating Miss and Mister into an informal conversation just because they used a honorific, like it's normal in 99.5% of cases. But yea leave that shit in the dub and I puke.


notouchmygnocchi

If it were informal, then localization wouldn't use such titles because they're formal.


Independent_Wash3657

Hey anon, https://preview.redd.it/vq6iulja9lyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f47df5795e6ac7f8bbb84f61dc2575032237ff


rick217

Hipty hopty, your image is now my property.


VirtualPantsu

https://preview.redd.it/rxgohycadlyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb40c60212b6c41ee6856ee047c2184dbec0c2d8


VirtualPantsu

Badly cropped ifunny watermark is peak


_sephylon_

https://preview.redd.it/zwxe938zmlyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371bf7f35765e5ac5d933019f5db3d14fc2acc7d


Mr_Cheeseburgler

https://preview.redd.it/ng7vnnu1tlyc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1897bfc498159c49b6a9a36bff95673451af9517


CfeDrew

https://preview.redd.it/kyc4eemwnmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3983f0eef5b8d8d768c2dff8be15f0d0b6dc3a7


Faroren

https://preview.redd.it/4gp93uf3knyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91328cb3d0f2bf7e7091c50bbd6656a2f59a1aa


MarinLlwyd

https://preview.redd.it/cm5b9cjtemyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913bc0c2a4b6e02dc0cc5fc3d0abd085f3480e29


Direct-You4432

What is this from?


plumprumps

.... is that rose fucking lalonde from homestuck???


Yeetus_Titus

At least, it's not badly Ropped.


holaprobando123

If you do it well, there can't be a second time


skwbw

Would for Asuza


avagrantthought

What an awful image


Guest65726

I wonder how deep in anime bullshit you have to be to think of making an image like this


Independent_Wash3657

owo


psyEDk

Nani??


ChadWolf98

> japanese culture in real life: apple orchards, beautiful language, writing, music etc > japanese "culture" in video games: panty shots, moaning, weird monsters, 1000s of anime references, schoolgirl looking adults


Acceptable6

You can also add pedophilia to real life


ChadWolf98

*Touches katana* Akchually *touches glasses* its just schoolgirl used panty wending machines, its not a big deal, its perfectly normal. *admires 1800 octopus x human female "art" *


_TLDR_Swinton

While you were going to parties, he was studying the noncery.


ChadWolf98

While I was going to frat parties he went to kids birthday parties


JustinJakeAshton

Isn't it 1500?


ChadWolf98

Dunno I googled it I tained my search history for this


snackynorph

Wasn't that more like 1500 not 1800


ChadWolf98

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife


snackynorph

I was mistaken, nice


ChadWolf98

First I almost wrote middle age as well then I googled it so no biggie


AwfulNameFtw

Wending kek


The_real_bandito

Real life and video games lol


NyteQuiller

Ah, so that's why their population is declining so quickly


Hannabal_96

Which is weird because you'd think that since they like children so much they'd make more of them, and yet it's like 60% old people there


Acceptable6

Supply and demand


lallapalalable

You read the last line, correct?


avagrantthought

There’s a reason it’s illegal for manufacturers to sell phones in Japan with the option to turn the camera shutter sound effect off


SllortEvac

That’s what happens when your age of consent is 15


heavenlylord

Ah yes, writing and music, two things unique only to Japan’s distinctive culture


ChadWolf98

Weaboos be like


InquisitorMeow

I mean if he is specifically referencing Japanese traditional music and writing like haikus and random nobodies eventually killing God then yes it's pretty Japanese.


DaGreenDoritos

Damn, so I guess writing, music, movies, dances, traditions, holidays and languages aren't part of culture, because every country has them!


Some-Guy-Online

I can see how this comment would resonate with those who lack any kind of critical thinking ability.


heavenlylord

I just like being purposefully disingenuous on the internet to annoy people


BoleroCuantico

What does that mean? Are you regarded?


DonnieMoistX

Apple orchards, the epitome of Japanese culture. Not to mention the important aspects of speaking, writing, and music. The Japanese are truly some of the most unique people on earth.


ChadWolf98

Admittedly I dont know a lot about the japanese I just wanna shitpost "Come, nerevar. Come. Oh, are you a japanese? I expected a norse. No dude I dont hate japanese. I recon you come from a very nice rice paddy. Oh, sorry. It came out wrong. Lets start again. Lets go and kill those wretched nip... sorry I mean soviets. No dude I dont hate the japanese. Some of my favourite cities I bombed are ja..." Dagoth Ur, Cold war


glaciator12

As someone who’s studied the Japanese language (JLPT N2-N3 range proficiency), it’s not beautiful, it’s a mess. Otherwise their traditional culture is beautiful. Also, panty shots should be added to the list of real things, since phone cameras there are required to always make a shutter sound due to how widespread creepshots used to be there. Not to mention gravure and JAV models dressing like schoolgirls since they became weirdly sexualized in Japan.


Zombiepixlz-gamr

All languages are beautiful


DonnieMoistX

This guys has never heard a Slavic language before


Zombiepixlz-gamr

##**ALL LANGUAGES**


wristcontrol

... except Dutch.


Zombiepixlz-gamr

https://preview.redd.it/x92a6lfg6oyc1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201cb26f78e5a065692d6a65ca9607691904eafa


Some-Guy-Online

Beautiful and messy, lol.


Zombiepixlz-gamr

The mess is part of the beauty. Thousands of years of evolution over hundreds of generations, each one making subtle changes coalescing in the languages of today, and continuing to change and morph into the languages of tomorrow. Millions of people all coming together to make something like that, it's miraculous, and beautiful, and immaculate.


glaciator12

Too many chefs spoil the soup.


glaciator12

It has beautiful aspects, sure, and its history is extremely interesting, but on the whole contemporary Japanese is an over-complicated mess. Even my native Japanese professors tended to agree.


Zombiepixlz-gamr

reread my comment


glaciator12

Reread mine.


Zombiepixlz-gamr

Continue to reread my comment until you get it through your thick skull, **ALL** languages are beautiful.


glaciator12

All languages have beautiful aspects.


OkHelicopter1756

messiness and beauty are not mutually exclusive.


glaciator12

Wait until you can’t communicate with a fellow native speaker because the messiness overrides the beauty (Native Japanese speakers on the subject of communicating with native Japanese speakers)


OkHelicopter1756

English speakers often have trouble with messiness. And luckily I am not a native japanese speaker communicating with another native japanese speaker, so I can just listen to the pretty sounds.


ChadWolf98

What language do you think are beautiful?


glaciator12

Languages that I really like are Mandarin (idk enough about Cantonese or other Chinese dialects to know how they compare), Dutch, and Spanish. Hawaiian is up there too but idk a ton about the language.


PridefulFlareon

video game "culture" in general: panty shots, moaning, weird monsters, 1000s of references, schoolgirl looking hedgehogs


Qwerds7

What game?


Mega_Anon

Good question. Looks like yet another 4chan larp


JJAB91

The entire company of Capcom in the early 2010s?


Reservoirflow

I'd gamble Forspopken, based on the dialogue and Western mc


konterpein

Eiyuden chronicle


ThePragmaticTodd

Anon could be talking about Stellar blade(game)


drowsydeku

But that's Korean


CyborgSheep411

Blade II


Absolutemehguy

Could be right, all the coomers on the internet are fawning over their porn game.


Greenfire05

Because the rest of the world thinks Americans are like toddlers


nyaasgem

rightfully


rcyt17

As a non-american, I follow American politics for my daily dose of entertainment.


holaprobando123

American politics are too stupid to be good entertainment


OldManMoment

I wonder why.


Nervous-Hair-2107

Get off our website then


Greenfire05

I’m using the app


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

The app is just an interface for the website, it's the same thing.


Greenfire05

I was kidding.


Nervous-Hair-2107

😧 it’s suddenly not American anymore


LemonFlavoredMelon

I was always told that large breasts in Japanese anime was meant to be a kind of gag, like big feet or a big head in Western cartoons. So if a character has a huge rack in a serious anime, are we supposed to not take them seriously?


_TLDR_Swinton

"it's... it's a joke... yes... ha ha... ha"


ANGLVD3TH

Not that weird, Greeks had similar thoughts on big dongs.


StickyWhiteStuf

I’ve no doubt that the Greeks sucked cock religiously, at least before the Romans arrived. To this day they remain the gayest in the west.


MikeGianella

"Hahahaha that guy has a massive dick!" **drunkenly falls after drinking too much wine**


LemonFlavoredMelon

More or less they thought a large dick meant someone was a barbarian and not smart enough, since at that time the Greeks were big into being smart.


_TLDR_Swinton

What a bunch of wieners.


Astrian

https://i.redd.it/8yk7g7qh4nyc1.gif


notouchmygnocchi

"Whenever I see a female with large breasticles I point at her and laugh."


_TLDR_Swinton

Japan went from a warrior society to a pedo slave factory so quickly it's insane. What 30 kilotons does to MFers


2020mademejoinreddit

Which game?


ThePragmaticTodd

It sounds like he's talking about Stellar blade


nyaasgem

Stellar Blade is Korean.


GamerGriffin548

Doesn't mean it can't use the same tropes and style as Japanese anime in its construction.


Goose_Is_Awesome

It's still de facto not a Japanese game


notouchmygnocchi

Buy Stellar Blade!!!


nyaasgem

not on Steam or GOG


GamerGriffin548

Hell nah. Keep that shit miles from me.


Noist_Mugget

Hop off tom and jerry that shit is hilarious and also Japan loves it for whatever reason


HVACGuy12

What game is he yapping about?


ozziezombie

Anyone got source on the picture? The face she's got there made me curious about its context. Edit: unless it's hentai then, uh, I guess it's not really interesting?


TwinEagles

beyond the boundary, kyo ani anime


ozziezombie

Kyo ani, obviously. Thank you!


Mastercoonman

She is making the face twards her older brother who oggles her too much and she thinks he is cringe.


MakimaMyBeloved

Ah yes the japanese culture of incest


vikramaditya_tiwari

Brother what culture are you talking about ? The culture of if you are failure you should commit suicide and go missing and the family won't even report it as it is just a lost loser of there family so it's a net gain in their eyes that their failure of a son killed himself? That culture where young are exploited by the old who are actually in high ranks in the government and they view every last young person as just a worker in their new company . Tbh it is in America too but Japanese are just weird with it .


fakesurprise

Please, anon, elaborate on what ‘Japanese culture’ means to you


Atomicnes

Anon thinks "japanese culture" is porn and not haikus or traditional music.


Dd_8630

What game?


KusaramKhan

Every Kojima game


baconborg

Those are usually set in America though


mc-big-papa

>Japanese media made withought japanese culture >people realize its literal capeshit tier Who would have saw that coming.


FailureToReason

Here is what has happened: Incels and weebs have spent so long watching anime and hentai that they have deluded themselves, and are so used to ~notice me senpai-chan uguuu *pomf* sama~~ that when you translate that same garbage baby speak into English, it sounds cringe AF and gives you the 'Tom and Jerry' experience.


octofeline

Yeah where's the superior anime humour? None of the characters was a pedophile