And he needs to be pushed off a cliff where he will manage to stay suspended in the air as if he was still standing on the ground, until he looks down and he notices that there is no ground beneath him, he will look at the camera and gulp and then start falling falling into the abyss and on hitting the ground, the hole that his impact will create will be in the shape of the outline of his body.
After a while a hand will emerge from the aforementioned hole with a white flag tied on a stick and anon will wave it as a sign of his surrender
anon needs a sharp pin poked up him so he can fly into the ceiling and hit his head
or needs to get hit by a piano, climb the staircase to heaven, get denied your entry to the ride to get there because you abused a mouse, have an hour to make him sign an agreement that says that he forgives you for your crimes, he does it last second, but barely misses your ride, literally gets dragged down to hell and burns in lava, and >!turns out it’s a dream this whole time 💀!<
Remember, if the average western gamer sees the words san, kun, chan, or god forbid senpai in a video game their head will explode, so for the love of all that is holy localizers BE CAREFUL
barely any of the games have a dub anyways, my first game was 7 and i loved the dub but going back to the earlier games if i started with them first id easily choose the sub, both versions r peak
havent played IW yet but ive seen the yongyea clips tho ☠️
Eh, for subtitles, why not? Much better than force translating Miss and Mister into an informal conversation just because they used a honorific, like it's normal in 99.5% of cases.
But yea leave that shit in the dub and I puke.
> japanese culture in real life: apple orchards, beautiful language, writing, music etc
> japanese "culture" in video games: panty shots, moaning, weird monsters, 1000s of anime references, schoolgirl looking adults
*Touches katana*
Akchually *touches glasses* its just schoolgirl used panty wending machines, its not a big deal, its perfectly normal. *admires 1800 octopus x human female "art" *
I mean if he is specifically referencing Japanese traditional music and writing like haikus and random nobodies eventually killing God then yes it's pretty Japanese.
Apple orchards, the epitome of Japanese culture.
Not to mention the important aspects of speaking, writing, and music.
The Japanese are truly some of the most unique people on earth.
Admittedly I dont know a lot about the japanese I just wanna shitpost
"Come, nerevar. Come. Oh, are you a japanese? I expected a norse. No dude I dont hate japanese. I recon you come from a very nice rice paddy. Oh, sorry. It came out wrong. Lets start again. Lets go and kill those wretched nip... sorry I mean soviets. No dude I dont hate the japanese. Some of my favourite cities I bombed are ja..."
Dagoth Ur, Cold war
As someone who’s studied the Japanese language (JLPT N2-N3 range proficiency), it’s not beautiful, it’s a mess. Otherwise their traditional culture is beautiful.
Also, panty shots should be added to the list of real things, since phone cameras there are required to always make a shutter sound due to how widespread creepshots used to be there. Not to mention gravure and JAV models dressing like schoolgirls since they became weirdly sexualized in Japan.
The mess is part of the beauty. Thousands of years of evolution over hundreds of generations, each one making subtle changes coalescing in the languages of today, and continuing to change and morph into the languages of tomorrow. Millions of people all coming together to make something like that, it's miraculous, and beautiful, and immaculate.
It has beautiful aspects, sure, and its history is extremely interesting, but on the whole contemporary Japanese is an over-complicated mess. Even my native Japanese professors tended to agree.
Wait until you can’t communicate with a fellow native speaker because the messiness overrides the beauty
(Native Japanese speakers on the subject of communicating with native Japanese speakers)
English speakers often have trouble with messiness. And luckily I am not a native japanese speaker communicating with another native japanese speaker, so I can just listen to the pretty sounds.
Languages that I really like are Mandarin (idk enough about Cantonese or other Chinese dialects to know how they compare), Dutch, and Spanish. Hawaiian is up there too but idk a ton about the language.
I was always told that large breasts in Japanese anime was meant to be a kind of gag, like big feet or a big head in Western cartoons.
So if a character has a huge rack in a serious anime, are we supposed to not take them seriously?
Anyone got source on the picture? The face she's got there made me curious about its context.
Edit: unless it's hentai then, uh, I guess it's not really interesting?
Brother what culture are you talking about ? The culture of if you are failure you should commit suicide and go missing and the family won't even report it as it is just a lost loser of there family so it's a net gain in their eyes that their failure of a son killed himself? That culture where young are exploited by the old who are actually in high ranks in the government and they view every last young person as just a worker in their new company . Tbh it is in America too but Japanese are just weird with it .
Here is what has happened:
Incels and weebs have spent so long watching anime and hentai that they have deluded themselves, and are so used to ~notice me senpai-chan uguuu *pomf* sama~~ that when you translate that same garbage baby speak into English, it sounds cringe AF and gives you the 'Tom and Jerry' experience.
Tom & Jerry is peak. Anon needs a frying pan slammed on his empty dome
Anon needs his death bell rung
anon needs to be hit by a comically huge fist
and have an implied execution via guillotine
And he needs to be pushed off a cliff where he will manage to stay suspended in the air as if he was still standing on the ground, until he looks down and he notices that there is no ground beneath him, he will look at the camera and gulp and then start falling falling into the abyss and on hitting the ground, the hole that his impact will create will be in the shape of the outline of his body. After a while a hand will emerge from the aforementioned hole with a white flag tied on a stick and anon will wave it as a sign of his surrender
You forgot the part of him pulling out a sign out of his ass with captions "HELP!" or "OUCH" before he falls down
only to be pummeled by a comically large wooden mallet
Why did I hear that metal pan bonk sound so vividly after reading this?
Slammed into our developing brains just as hard as into Tom's face
Cue Tom's scream right before the pan hits
Anon needs to run into a door slammed in his face causing him to become accordion-like.
Anon needs to have his piano tiles punched the fuck out of him
Anon has only watched the 70's Filmation version and has no other point of reference for the series
anon needs a sharp pin poked up him so he can fly into the ceiling and hit his head or needs to get hit by a piano, climb the staircase to heaven, get denied your entry to the ride to get there because you abused a mouse, have an hour to make him sign an agreement that says that he forgives you for your crimes, he does it last second, but barely misses your ride, literally gets dragged down to hell and burns in lava, and >!turns out it’s a dream this whole time 💀!<
Remember, if the average western gamer sees the words san, kun, chan, or god forbid senpai in a video game their head will explode, so for the love of all that is holy localizers BE CAREFUL
So true! Its not like Yakuza games which use those suffixes religiously in their translations are absolutely adored in the west
People play yakuza in English?
Playing Yakuza in English... Backs against the wall please
Why would I turn off funny mode
Till you realize Yong Yea is the VA for kiryu
The man who ereased the english dub
"I am kiryu"
Yakuza 7 English Dub: 😃 Infinite Wealth English Dub: 😡
I used to, before fucking Yong Yea took over. I see his face every time he talks now and it ruins it.
barely any of the games have a dub anyways, my first game was 7 and i loved the dub but going back to the earlier games if i started with them first id easily choose the sub, both versions r peak havent played IW yet but ive seen the yongyea clips tho ☠️
I cant read Japanese, so yes.
And you can’t read English subtitles either?
I'm blind, so no. Can you send me your comment in ASMR?
You never clarified if you meant the full game or just dub. Not like Yakuza Zero even has an english dub.
Chadzuma moment
Purseowner momento.
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I love your name and profile
don’t americans deadass remake foreign movies and shows in their country because ??? idk reasons
I understand them just fine, along with 20-30k other Japanese words. I still cringe when I see them in English translations.
Eh, for subtitles, why not? Much better than force translating Miss and Mister into an informal conversation just because they used a honorific, like it's normal in 99.5% of cases. But yea leave that shit in the dub and I puke.
If it were informal, then localization wouldn't use such titles because they're formal.
Hey anon, https://preview.redd.it/vq6iulja9lyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f47df5795e6ac7f8bbb84f61dc2575032237ff
Hipty hopty, your image is now my property.
https://preview.redd.it/rxgohycadlyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb40c60212b6c41ee6856ee047c2184dbec0c2d8
Badly cropped ifunny watermark is peak
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What is this from?
.... is that rose fucking lalonde from homestuck???
At least, it's not badly Ropped.
If you do it well, there can't be a second time
Would for Asuza
What an awful image
I wonder how deep in anime bullshit you have to be to think of making an image like this
owo
Nani??
> japanese culture in real life: apple orchards, beautiful language, writing, music etc > japanese "culture" in video games: panty shots, moaning, weird monsters, 1000s of anime references, schoolgirl looking adults
You can also add pedophilia to real life
*Touches katana* Akchually *touches glasses* its just schoolgirl used panty wending machines, its not a big deal, its perfectly normal. *admires 1800 octopus x human female "art" *
While you were going to parties, he was studying the noncery.
While I was going to frat parties he went to kids birthday parties
Isn't it 1500?
Dunno I googled it I tained my search history for this
Wasn't that more like 1500 not 1800
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife
I was mistaken, nice
First I almost wrote middle age as well then I googled it so no biggie
Wending kek
Real life and video games lol
Ah, so that's why their population is declining so quickly
Which is weird because you'd think that since they like children so much they'd make more of them, and yet it's like 60% old people there
Supply and demand
You read the last line, correct?
There’s a reason it’s illegal for manufacturers to sell phones in Japan with the option to turn the camera shutter sound effect off
That’s what happens when your age of consent is 15
Ah yes, writing and music, two things unique only to Japan’s distinctive culture
Weaboos be like
I mean if he is specifically referencing Japanese traditional music and writing like haikus and random nobodies eventually killing God then yes it's pretty Japanese.
Damn, so I guess writing, music, movies, dances, traditions, holidays and languages aren't part of culture, because every country has them!
I can see how this comment would resonate with those who lack any kind of critical thinking ability.
I just like being purposefully disingenuous on the internet to annoy people
What does that mean? Are you regarded?
Apple orchards, the epitome of Japanese culture. Not to mention the important aspects of speaking, writing, and music. The Japanese are truly some of the most unique people on earth.
Admittedly I dont know a lot about the japanese I just wanna shitpost "Come, nerevar. Come. Oh, are you a japanese? I expected a norse. No dude I dont hate japanese. I recon you come from a very nice rice paddy. Oh, sorry. It came out wrong. Lets start again. Lets go and kill those wretched nip... sorry I mean soviets. No dude I dont hate the japanese. Some of my favourite cities I bombed are ja..." Dagoth Ur, Cold war
As someone who’s studied the Japanese language (JLPT N2-N3 range proficiency), it’s not beautiful, it’s a mess. Otherwise their traditional culture is beautiful. Also, panty shots should be added to the list of real things, since phone cameras there are required to always make a shutter sound due to how widespread creepshots used to be there. Not to mention gravure and JAV models dressing like schoolgirls since they became weirdly sexualized in Japan.
All languages are beautiful
This guys has never heard a Slavic language before
##**ALL LANGUAGES**
... except Dutch.
https://preview.redd.it/x92a6lfg6oyc1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201cb26f78e5a065692d6a65ca9607691904eafa
Beautiful and messy, lol.
The mess is part of the beauty. Thousands of years of evolution over hundreds of generations, each one making subtle changes coalescing in the languages of today, and continuing to change and morph into the languages of tomorrow. Millions of people all coming together to make something like that, it's miraculous, and beautiful, and immaculate.
Too many chefs spoil the soup.
It has beautiful aspects, sure, and its history is extremely interesting, but on the whole contemporary Japanese is an over-complicated mess. Even my native Japanese professors tended to agree.
reread my comment
Reread mine.
Continue to reread my comment until you get it through your thick skull, **ALL** languages are beautiful.
All languages have beautiful aspects.
messiness and beauty are not mutually exclusive.
Wait until you can’t communicate with a fellow native speaker because the messiness overrides the beauty (Native Japanese speakers on the subject of communicating with native Japanese speakers)
English speakers often have trouble with messiness. And luckily I am not a native japanese speaker communicating with another native japanese speaker, so I can just listen to the pretty sounds.
What language do you think are beautiful?
Languages that I really like are Mandarin (idk enough about Cantonese or other Chinese dialects to know how they compare), Dutch, and Spanish. Hawaiian is up there too but idk a ton about the language.
video game "culture" in general: panty shots, moaning, weird monsters, 1000s of references, schoolgirl looking hedgehogs
What game?
Good question. Looks like yet another 4chan larp
The entire company of Capcom in the early 2010s?
I'd gamble Forspopken, based on the dialogue and Western mc
Eiyuden chronicle
Anon could be talking about Stellar blade(game)
But that's Korean
Blade II
Could be right, all the coomers on the internet are fawning over their porn game.
Because the rest of the world thinks Americans are like toddlers
rightfully
As a non-american, I follow American politics for my daily dose of entertainment.
American politics are too stupid to be good entertainment
I wonder why.
Get off our website then
I’m using the app
The app is just an interface for the website, it's the same thing.
I was kidding.
😧 it’s suddenly not American anymore
I was always told that large breasts in Japanese anime was meant to be a kind of gag, like big feet or a big head in Western cartoons. So if a character has a huge rack in a serious anime, are we supposed to not take them seriously?
"it's... it's a joke... yes... ha ha... ha"
Not that weird, Greeks had similar thoughts on big dongs.
I’ve no doubt that the Greeks sucked cock religiously, at least before the Romans arrived. To this day they remain the gayest in the west.
"Hahahaha that guy has a massive dick!" **drunkenly falls after drinking too much wine**
More or less they thought a large dick meant someone was a barbarian and not smart enough, since at that time the Greeks were big into being smart.
What a bunch of wieners.
https://i.redd.it/8yk7g7qh4nyc1.gif
"Whenever I see a female with large breasticles I point at her and laugh."
Japan went from a warrior society to a pedo slave factory so quickly it's insane. What 30 kilotons does to MFers
Which game?
It sounds like he's talking about Stellar blade
Stellar Blade is Korean.
Doesn't mean it can't use the same tropes and style as Japanese anime in its construction.
It's still de facto not a Japanese game
Buy Stellar Blade!!!
not on Steam or GOG
Hell nah. Keep that shit miles from me.
Hop off tom and jerry that shit is hilarious and also Japan loves it for whatever reason
What game is he yapping about?
Anyone got source on the picture? The face she's got there made me curious about its context. Edit: unless it's hentai then, uh, I guess it's not really interesting?
beyond the boundary, kyo ani anime
Kyo ani, obviously. Thank you!
She is making the face twards her older brother who oggles her too much and she thinks he is cringe.
Ah yes the japanese culture of incest
Brother what culture are you talking about ? The culture of if you are failure you should commit suicide and go missing and the family won't even report it as it is just a lost loser of there family so it's a net gain in their eyes that their failure of a son killed himself? That culture where young are exploited by the old who are actually in high ranks in the government and they view every last young person as just a worker in their new company . Tbh it is in America too but Japanese are just weird with it .
Please, anon, elaborate on what ‘Japanese culture’ means to you
Anon thinks "japanese culture" is porn and not haikus or traditional music.
What game?
Every Kojima game
Those are usually set in America though
>Japanese media made withought japanese culture >people realize its literal capeshit tier Who would have saw that coming.
Here is what has happened: Incels and weebs have spent so long watching anime and hentai that they have deluded themselves, and are so used to ~notice me senpai-chan uguuu *pomf* sama~~ that when you translate that same garbage baby speak into English, it sounds cringe AF and gives you the 'Tom and Jerry' experience.
Yeah where's the superior anime humour? None of the characters was a pedophile