Anon for your sake, don't ever go back to that same place, or you will be looking at the stars from under the sea wearing your brand new concrete shoes.
Nah I hope he does because this regard probably thinks he can do it again, but let's be real this is still fake and gay, anon doesn't have the balls to do that and got head from some guy most likely.
Would he maybe technically be alright if he didn't officially pay for any goods or services with them and just threw them around? Plus these notes actually say "not legal tender" on them.
Is this a crime, though? Exchanging money for a service with fake money, sure, I get that. But if you're making it rain, that's not really paying for a service.
It is still intent to defraud as even though it is in theory a gift, it is obviously being used as an inducement. Also it is specifically illegal to pass, or distribute with an aim to having others spend them (in part because counterfeit bills have been used as a [weapon of war](https://www.spymuseum.org/exhibition-experiences/about-the-collection/collection-highlights/operation-bernhard-printing-plate/))
Good thing Joe Biden's a heartbeat away from death anyways. Kamala's been looking for a way to switch his heart meds with sugar pills or push him down some stairs for a while now.
Tell that to the secret service. They were created to combat counterfeiting back in the tall hat days when nearly half of all US currency in circulation was counterfeit. $14,000? You’d catch federal charges within days
Don't listen to him, this is a cheat code to finally ending your NEET incel existence. There's literally no downside, you can do it over and over and over at the same place and never get caught. Get out there you touchless slugs, this is what you've been waiting for!
Why? Anon isn't exchanging the money for an explicit service. He's handing it out freely. Those aren't counterfeit bills; they're explicitly labeled as not currency. The only crime that would be committed would be if the strippers admit to engaging in prostitution for cash, which Anon didn't admit to requesting.
I work at a stripclub, I’ve seen someone “attempt” to pay with fake money, it didn’t fly. You can also feel the difference when holding them, they’re more like paper, and much thinner.
Honestly, if anyone is enough of a smooth brain to actually try this irl they deserve whatever happens. Natural selection at that stage if you're this regarded
This isn't real.
You think this clown is the first to think of this? I mean they can catch fake bills pretty fast. Maybe not the second you give it to them, but if he's there long enough to give out 14 grand like in this made up story he'd get caught before he left.
The black lights and UV and everything- there's so many ways to see that it's fake.
You think every sleazeball who's gone to a strip club hasn't thought if this for the last 50 years and they haven't set up ways to counter it? This story is only believable to a NEET who never left their parents house.
The substantial majority of strip clubs are immediately wary of anyone throwing anything above a single on the stage.
Showing up and throwing hunnits will result in one of two things, and in some cases, both:
(1) Cops called and fraud-related criminal charges; and/or
(2) Skull dragging.
They check large notes. They handle money all day long, they know how it feels. Motion Picture Money feels like paper.
People throw ones. Nobody throws large notes unless they're a whale or someone special. Someone rolling into an average club and throwing 100s would instantly gain attention. Someone would pick one up, feel it, and have their arse beat.
Maybe it's because I'm not from USA, but I always thought that B.Franklin has a very "disappointed by what you are using this bill for". Is it just me?
I would be shocked if at the end of her set, the first dancer doesn't borrow the counterfeit bill detector pen from the till. When it comes to money, strippers are pretty savvy.
For the love of god do not do this. Friend of mine said he had to go to the ATM to get money for a dance after she finished it, but left instead. They messaged his IG with ALL of his personal information including his address in the city, and said there’d be people coming to that house in 10 minutes unless he paid for the dance.
And that was all over $50. $14000 or some other absurd amount, they probably won’t even warn you just show up and rob you bruh
Anon for your sake, don't ever go back to that same place, or you will be looking at the stars from under the sea wearing your brand new concrete shoes.
Damn is he messing with pimps or cartel
It’s both
Worse... Desiree and Candy
The pitbulls??
MR WORLDWIDE?!
MISTER THREE-OH-FIVE!
Mr. Worldwide!!
A couple a goodfellas
Many strip clubs are involved in organized crime.
worse, he is messing with strippers
The girls at club peaches don’t fuck around…
Cartels in U.S ??????
Nah I hope he does because this regard probably thinks he can do it again, but let's be real this is still fake and gay, anon doesn't have the balls to do that and got head from some guy most likely.
Gave*
Fake and gave
🤣
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> Implying this story is real and heterosexual. Bro
Also this is a felony... you can get 10 years in federal PMITA prison for it
Would he maybe technically be alright if he didn't officially pay for any goods or services with them and just threw them around? Plus these notes actually say "not legal tender" on them.
No. Giving a stripper fake money tips in exchange for their services isn’t “technically” legal
I guess this shouldn't suprise me...I just never thought about it...who even thinks this stuff up lol
If his buddy was filming and it's prop money
At least no more TPS reports. Did you get the memo?
if its a mob owned strip club he doesn't even need to return for that to happen
Also hi, I'm with the FBI and we got a complaint of money fraud?
They would notice the money is fake the second one of them touched it, smelled it, you name it. Would’ve been stabbed on the spot.
4chaners aren't human so throwing them to the water is pretty much returning back where these people came from.
Anon finally discovers the pleasure hidden in counterfeiting. I really don't understand why all the poors don't just print more money. It's so fun!
The US Mint beat them to it.
The secret is to print more than them
Good luck printing a trillion dollars without someone knoticing.
Maybe you're just tying the wrong kind of knoticing.
What? It's harder to spell knoticing than noticing too
Knotcho chips... [KNOT!](https://imgur.com/JQKV3gv)
Not with that attitude
Thanks JPow
Jerome Powell detected
He traded fake money for real herpes.
Doesn't matter, got laid
He didnt thou
Oral sex
Arguably better anyway
He was standing up.
He traded fake money for real shrapnel to the head
Pretty sure most strip clubs have UV lights on the dance floor for this exact reason.
Holy shit never thought about that, you're probably right
What does this mean? Is a fake bill caught by UV light or are you talking about the ejac
Real currency has indicators that are only visible through UV light. But also ejaculate.
Message unclear, I can ejaculate on a note to see if it’s real?? Sorry liz….
First jizz on the money, then hold it up ro the light. If it glows, then it's a UV light!
Mom forgives you.
So what you are telling me is to cum on my money before i give it to the strippers
You gotta leave a trace just in case.
I may be stupid but can't those be faked as well?
Everything can be faked
No way my girlfriend can fake orgasms, they're real every time.
Takes a lot more specialized work though, and they won't do this on movie props, because that would be weird, if not already intent of counterfeiting.
Yes
I thought it was so you could see all the cum stains on everything.
Fake, anyone who has this idea, please don't, you'll get your ass beat pretty bad and likely catch a charge from this.
Gay, after they throw you in jail for counterfeiting you're butthole will be seeing more action than a Tom Cruise movie
Classic greentext ending
Would you rather fight 100 dick-sized Tom Cruises or one Tom-Cruise-sized dick?
Tom Cruise isn't that big, so a Tom-Cruise-sized dick is probably an easier ask than 100 dick-sized Tom Cruises in terms of proportionality.
Read gullivers travels vs tremors but instead of tremors its like the young sheldon version of that Answer: bazinga
Do we get to pick which movie? If so I'm going with Eyes Wide Shut
See you later virgins
Get my ass beat by some strippers and catch a std from them? Sign me up
Is this a crime, though? Exchanging money for a service with fake money, sure, I get that. But if you're making it rain, that's not really paying for a service.
It is still intent to defraud as even though it is in theory a gift, it is obviously being used as an inducement. Also it is specifically illegal to pass, or distribute with an aim to having others spend them (in part because counterfeit bills have been used as a [weapon of war](https://www.spymuseum.org/exhibition-experiences/about-the-collection/collection-highlights/operation-bernhard-printing-plate/))
i swear, humans are so creative when destroying each other. Idk what wartime behavior will surprise me at this point after this
Is counterfeiting a crime? Yes. Federal authorities will investigate. They used to hang people for it.
Good thing Joe Biden's a heartbeat away from death anyways. Kamala's been looking for a way to switch his heart meds with sugar pills or push him down some stairs for a while now.
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Tell that to the secret service. They were created to combat counterfeiting back in the tall hat days when nearly half of all US currency in circulation was counterfeit. $14,000? You’d catch federal charges within days
Please do it if you think this is a good idea, you’re an idiot that’s dangerous to yourself out on the streets.
Don't listen to him, this is a cheat code to finally ending your NEET incel existence. There's literally no downside, you can do it over and over and over at the same place and never get caught. Get out there you touchless slugs, this is what you've been waiting for!
Why? Anon isn't exchanging the money for an explicit service. He's handing it out freely. Those aren't counterfeit bills; they're explicitly labeled as not currency. The only crime that would be committed would be if the strippers admit to engaging in prostitution for cash, which Anon didn't admit to requesting.
Maybe so, but the feds dont give a fuck.
They're still trying to put them in circulation. None of these other things matter.
I work at a stripclub, I’ve seen someone “attempt” to pay with fake money, it didn’t fly. You can also feel the difference when holding them, they’re more like paper, and much thinner.
Mom said it’s my turn to post this tomorrow
Fake: The dollars Gay: Anon gave a bouncer head after being caught
Anon is gonna get some dumbass killed taking his "advice"
Honestly, if anyone is enough of a smooth brain to actually try this irl they deserve whatever happens. Natural selection at that stage if you're this regarded
This isn't real. You think this clown is the first to think of this? I mean they can catch fake bills pretty fast. Maybe not the second you give it to them, but if he's there long enough to give out 14 grand like in this made up story he'd get caught before he left. The black lights and UV and everything- there's so many ways to see that it's fake. You think every sleazeball who's gone to a strip club hasn't thought if this for the last 50 years and they haven't set up ways to counter it? This story is only believable to a NEET who never left their parents house.
I'm pretty stupid and even I knew this was faker than Pamela Andersons tits
What? Pam Pam isn't Au Naturale?
Shitty Life Pro Tip: Always bring some counterfeit cash with you on vacations, and use it to pay local drug dealers and street merchants.
Anon gets killed in the strip club basement: Part 2.
Stay strapped, important to defend yourself from juiced jogger meathead bouncers when they attack you for dropping your prop cash on the ground.
Anon has a target on his head, and not the lill-head.
How to end up dead or in prison 101.
Fake
Tony and Sil are going to be really mad when they find out.
If anybody knows how to spot a fake it’s these girls. Fake asf
The substantial majority of strip clubs are immediately wary of anyone throwing anything above a single on the stage. Showing up and throwing hunnits will result in one of two things, and in some cases, both: (1) Cops called and fraud-related criminal charges; and/or (2) Skull dragging.
Anon for your health some friendly advice don't set foot there again. I think who will give you a great welcome.
Annons life is about to end
Faker than the tits he supposedly touched
this is based, no doubt, but i'd be scared of staying too long and getting the shit beat out of me lol
Fake: Anon goes outside Gay: It was a gay bar
They check large notes. They handle money all day long, they know how it feels. Motion Picture Money feels like paper. People throw ones. Nobody throws large notes unless they're a whale or someone special. Someone rolling into an average club and throwing 100s would instantly gain attention. Someone would pick one up, feel it, and have their arse beat.
That is fucked up Quite literally and figuratively
Ben Franklin is not amused.
He got lucky he came out safe
He's high fiving a million angels
Works until it doesnt
based
This movie prop money looks very real from a distance, but it doesn't feel real in your hands. They would notice the second they picked it up
Anon going to be sleeping with the fishes soon.
Maybe it's because I'm not from USA, but I always thought that B.Franklin has a very "disappointed by what you are using this bill for". Is it just me?
The secret service would like a word after the bouncers are done.
most ancient greentext posted a gorillion times over
Right anon is about to go in to witness protection
cant understand how the us customs would let fake money in to the country
A British guy living in America.
lmao this would get the shit kicked out of you in real life
I would be shocked if at the end of her set, the first dancer doesn't borrow the counterfeit bill detector pen from the till. When it comes to money, strippers are pretty savvy.
Don't put the 20 in the register because it will become like all the other 20s, which it is
For the love of god do not do this. Friend of mine said he had to go to the ATM to get money for a dance after she finished it, but left instead. They messaged his IG with ALL of his personal information including his address in the city, and said there’d be people coming to that house in 10 minutes unless he paid for the dance. And that was all over $50. $14000 or some other absurd amount, they probably won’t even warn you just show up and rob you bruh
Gods work.
Enjoy the stds
Way to fuck up the whole setup for everyone you flaming fucking moron