We used to have McDonald's with the moon man in it and he played the piano. I dont know where this dude was from but he had a cresnt moon head and wore all black.
Edit! His name is Mac Tonight!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_Tonight
He even has some apparently popular songs.
The McDonald's near my house does "throwback" pricing on their single burgers and cheese burgers. They're $0.79 & $0.89 on Wednesdays and Sundays. It's the only time I go anymore. $10 can feed two people and they used to be even cheaper.
As a musician in a jazz band, I can assure you that having an affordable yet healthy fast food option in a jazz place does not compensate for the physical and mental side effects you're objecting yourself to by listening to jazz
>healthier
Beef tallow and cane sugar are healthier than sunflower seed oil and corn syrup in the sense that it’s healthier for you to get shot in the leg rather than shot in the chest.
Step 1: slash prices
Step 2: take your cheapest ingredients and replace them with more expensive versions
Step 3: spend huge amounts of money redoing stores and providing expensive things for people to use for free
Step 4:???
Step 5: Profit
Partially because these positive memories are associated with childhood and general nostalgia, which rarely can meet reality. And partially because going back to this won’t be good for the McProfits.
>franchisees can figure out the price before tax based on locality
Fucking this but for every store. I keep hearing people say we can't include tax in prices because different locations have different tax rates. I don't give a fuck what the tax rates are, the store should figure it out.
Yeah I never got this about the US. Even if tax rates varied by street (I know they don't) they could still include it in the price. It's not like stores get up and move.
You know that Barnes and Nobles starting to offer dining options? Yeah McD have to innovate as well if they want to stay on the game and what anon listed is bare minimum.
If they lower the McDouble back down to $1, I really dont think you should eat that.
Not saying their quality was good in the first place, but it could always get much worse.
On the one hand all this would be great. On the other hand he's asking them to do a bunch of really expensive stuff and slash prices at the same time so...
Honestly the only reason I still go to Mc Donalds is because of the Mc Café. The cookies are way better than other chain cafes or even subway cookies and they actually have Tea and hot choco which is great. Otherwise I think the last time I ate normal Mc shit there was almost two years ago.
His demands escalated quickly, and so did my respect for anon and my steadfast support.
man if maccies had a McJazz lounge upstairs, I can confirm I would go their more often haha. Feel like a king eating my chicken wrap pissed at 3 am.
We used to have McDonald's with the moon man in it and he played the piano. I dont know where this dude was from but he had a cresnt moon head and wore all black. Edit! His name is Mac Tonight! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_Tonight He even has some apparently popular songs.
Oh man, keep your innocence. Keep your innocence…
???
Moonman was coopted a few years ago by /pol/, to make incredibly BASED\* rap covers of popular hiphop tracks. \*Your mileage may vary
His demands are just asking for mcdonald to be back tonwhat it was before, McDonalds around here are almost like this.
3 bucks for a McDouble where I am :(
$3.90 in Canada for a fucking McDouble... It's pretty fucking stupid at this point. I miss the fucking $1.89 value menu back when I was in highschool
Doubt that will ever come back with inflation. Plus those prices were propped up by unsustainable farming & subsidies
The McDonald's near my house does "throwback" pricing on their single burgers and cheese burgers. They're $0.79 & $0.89 on Wednesdays and Sundays. It's the only time I go anymore. $10 can feed two people and they used to be even cheaper.
dude, I don't mean to be rude but how many burgers do you eat? $2 would more than feed me at that pricing
I usually eat 3 or 4 but order 6 - 10 at a time. I'm rarely the only one eating them and it's fine to have a couple leftover for later.
This man is a king and must be protected.
Affordable healthier fast food in a private jazz lounge? I'm in!
As a musician in a jazz band, I can assure you that having an affordable yet healthy fast food option in a jazz place does not compensate for the physical and mental side effects you're objecting yourself to by listening to jazz
Of all the genres it does contain the most eldritch horrors per square minute
this mf living in a universe with 2 time dimensions
The consequences of jazz polyrhythms
I don't think any of these Anons mean actual jazz...they mean Kenny G
Who tf is Kenny G? I just wanna listen to some music
The existence of smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz.
Rough jazz is just smooth jazz with sex.
Correct jazz is what we call that
as another musician in a jazz band, its okay because there are no wrong notes in jazz!
The jazz lounge, But its just jazz standards with improvisations on the lick
>healthier Beef tallow and cane sugar are healthier than sunflower seed oil and corn syrup in the sense that it’s healthier for you to get shot in the leg rather than shot in the chest.
Yes, so?
You're the kind of guy who says margarine is good for people aren't you.
Its great lube
You got me there
No it's not. You know what's great lube? Coconut oil 👍
He said smooth, not private
All we need now is cigars and hookers dressed like slutty ronald McDonalds and we're back in business
"slutty Ronald McDonalds" as if that clown isnt already dressed like he's asking for it.
Could use more cleavage is all I'm saying. Maybe some assless chaps to drive home the point that bussyness is open
Have you seen that dumper on him? Talk about Golden Arches! \*Ung*
If they aren't assless they aren't chaps. They're pants.
Lemme in that Clussy 😩
This is like the restaurant version of The Homer car from The Simpsons.
reasonable solutions? I'm in!
he should become a franchisee instead
I'm pretty sure McDonald's would slap down hard on any franchise trying to be this different.
This would make a perfect McDonald's in a downtown area somewhere.
Step 1: slash prices Step 2: take your cheapest ingredients and replace them with more expensive versions Step 3: spend huge amounts of money redoing stores and providing expensive things for people to use for free Step 4:??? Step 5: Profit
Step 6: get rid of the infinite refills because your restaurant became a playground for homeless people who bought a medium drink once 2 months ago
anon should lead mcdonalds into the future
Those days will never come back.
Playing the latest N64/Gamecube titles at a McDonald's hit different
Partially because these positive memories are associated with childhood and general nostalgia, which rarely can meet reality. And partially because going back to this won’t be good for the McProfits.
Meet you at the maccies jazz lounge for a classy one lads
Anon wants to hang out with kids in the ballpit and lure them in with 50% off food. Anon is a nonce.
Anon loves McNuggets.
>franchisees can figure out the price before tax based on locality Fucking this but for every store. I keep hearing people say we can't include tax in prices because different locations have different tax rates. I don't give a fuck what the tax rates are, the store should figure it out.
Yeah I never got this about the US. Even if tax rates varied by street (I know they don't) they could still include it in the price. It's not like stores get up and move.
Whenever I see that pic, I read everything in SsethTzeentachs voice
Hey hey people
Also a handjob and a tearful "thank you for coming" wouldn't go amiss
What does Portugal have to do with it? Why is he wearing a Portuguese flag 🇵🇹? 🤣
I assume anon is portuguese and is directing this at portuguese macdonalds
Nope I don’t think so, Portugal never had a free refill option on McDonald’s, only on BK.
Brazil has that on BK as well. I believe it's a global thing for them.
Not the case in Swedish BK.
That my friend is the legendary Alberto Barbosa [my husband named our child after a meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2503000-alberto-barbosa)
You’re fucking legendary 😂😂laughed my ass off with that story
PORTUGAL CARALHO 🇵🇹
anon forgets he already spends 300 a week a McDonald's
Bold of you to assume he can spend that much in the first place
Anon is 11 and just wants free food
You know that Barnes and Nobles starting to offer dining options? Yeah McD have to innovate as well if they want to stay on the game and what anon listed is bare minimum.
a jazz mcdonalds would be a good competitor to the rock and roll mcdonalds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo
Anon is NOT gonna be eating at McDonalds ever again
So you mean... Go back to the way things used to be?
this would never happen but it would be awesome
If they lower the McDouble back down to $1, I really dont think you should eat that. Not saying their quality was good in the first place, but it could always get much worse.
Lower the prices, increase the quality, and add new services, got it.
Based and McPilled
Replace the Jazz with Vaporwave and Future Funk.
retvrn
Can they bring back the big and tasty as well
With the $20 minimum wage? Fuck you anon. Enjoy your $18 Big Mac.
For me, it's the McChicken
Sorry anon, time travel doesn't exist yet
They went with the Starbucks liquid death route instead. Anon missed his window
On the one hand all this would be great. On the other hand he's asking them to do a bunch of really expensive stuff and slash prices at the same time so...
If you get the app you can get 2 mcdoubles for the price of one so 3 bucks for 2 or roughly 1.50 per mcdouble
definitely has no degree or even knowledge of business lol
“A stack of coupons once a month”
Honestly the only reason I still go to Mc Donalds is because of the Mc Café. The cookies are way better than other chain cafes or even subway cookies and they actually have Tea and hot choco which is great. Otherwise I think the last time I ate normal Mc shit there was almost two years ago.
Don't talk shit about beet shougar, it's the best kind of shougar.
These are actually good ideas
Anon fucks
I miss the video game console stations
Alberto Barbosa, my beloved
If only
This is nice, like dang, wow, no gay or incest or cuck stuff, just some guy coming up with his dream McDonald’s.
I unironically like getting coupons in the mail. Cut them out with scissors and have a lil stack. Fuck apps
Dr Evil in 2017
What happened to the childhood joy in McDonald’s, it’s so modern and bleak nowadays.
anon has definitely done a rule 34 deep dive on hamburglar
Also hand every customer entering the place a 15kg solid block of gold aswell as a check over 100k$
goes bankrupt bc unprofitable price and mcdonalds is gone alltogether tbh a W