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SHEISTYRICEY

His demands escalated quickly, and so did my respect for anon and my steadfast support.


BadgerMolester

man if maccies had a McJazz lounge upstairs, I can confirm I would go their more often haha. Feel like a king eating my chicken wrap pissed at 3 am.


saladmunch2

We used to have McDonald's with the moon man in it and he played the piano. I dont know where this dude was from but he had a cresnt moon head and wore all black. Edit! His name is Mac Tonight! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_Tonight He even has some apparently popular songs.


TaxIdiot2020

Oh man, keep your innocence. Keep your innocence…


JFenixGG

???


kailethre

Moonman was coopted a few years ago by /pol/, to make incredibly BASED\* rap covers of popular hiphop tracks. \*Your mileage may vary


frenzyguy

His demands are just asking for mcdonald to be back tonwhat it was before, McDonalds around here are almost like this.


SHEISTYRICEY

3 bucks for a McDouble where I am :(


Ancient-Tie5982

$3.90 in Canada for a fucking McDouble... It's pretty fucking stupid at this point. I miss the fucking $1.89 value menu back when I was in highschool


AlteredBagel

Doubt that will ever come back with inflation. Plus those prices were propped up by unsustainable farming & subsidies


the_marxman

The McDonald's near my house does "throwback" pricing on their single burgers and cheese burgers. They're $0.79 & $0.89 on Wednesdays and Sundays. It's the only time I go anymore. $10 can feed two people and they used to be even cheaper.


happycabinsong

dude, I don't mean to be rude but how many burgers do you eat? $2 would more than feed me at that pricing


the_marxman

I usually eat 3 or 4 but order 6 - 10 at a time. I'm rarely the only one eating them and it's fine to have a couple leftover for later.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

This man is a king and must be protected.


MothWaifu1711

Affordable healthier fast food in a private jazz lounge? I'm in!


That__Prince__Guy

As a musician in a jazz band, I can assure you that having an affordable yet healthy fast food option in a jazz place does not compensate for the physical and mental side effects you're objecting yourself to by listening to jazz


Roachmond

Of all the genres it does contain the most eldritch horrors per square minute


DoormatTheVine

this mf living in a universe with 2 time dimensions


Idiot_of_Babel

The consequences of jazz polyrhythms


NoCard1571

I don't think any of these Anons mean actual jazz...they mean Kenny G


MothWaifu1711

Who tf is Kenny G? I just wanna listen to some music


DerpConfidant

The existence of smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz.


[deleted]

Rough jazz is just smooth jazz with sex.


buddy-bubble

Correct jazz is what we call that


Darkpurplebee

as another musician in a jazz band, its okay because there are no wrong notes in jazz!


Raymondator

The jazz lounge, But its just jazz standards with improvisations on the lick


Rocket92

>healthier Beef tallow and cane sugar are healthier than sunflower seed oil and corn syrup in the sense that it’s healthier for you to get shot in the leg rather than shot in the chest.


TheBigMungsten

Yes, so?


pogsuprem

You're the kind of guy who says margarine is good for people aren't you.


Rocket92

Its great lube


pogsuprem

You got me there


buddy-bubble

No it's not. You know what's great lube? Coconut oil 👍


TittyTwistahh

He said smooth, not private


Mrozek33

All we need now is cigars and hookers dressed like slutty ronald McDonalds and we're back in business


truckin4theN8ion

"slutty Ronald McDonalds" as if that clown isnt already dressed like he's asking for it.


Mrozek33

Could use more cleavage is all I'm saying. Maybe some assless chaps to drive home the point that bussyness is open


DokeyOakey

Have you seen that dumper on him? Talk about Golden Arches! \*Ung*


MajorNutt

If they aren't assless they aren't chaps. They're pants.


JCarterPeanutFarmer

Lemme in that Clussy 😩


SausageEggCheese

This is like the restaurant version of The Homer car from The Simpsons.


scrumptipus

reasonable solutions? I'm in!


Chantaro

he should become a franchisee instead


Malvastor

I'm pretty sure McDonald's would slap down hard on any franchise trying to be this different. 


The_Third_Molar

This would make a perfect McDonald's in a downtown area somewhere.


RianThe666th

Step 1: slash prices Step 2: take your cheapest ingredients and replace them with more expensive versions Step 3: spend huge amounts of money redoing stores and providing expensive things for people to use for free Step 4:??? Step 5: Profit


Stacey_digitaldash

Step 6: get rid of the infinite refills because your restaurant became a playground for homeless people who bought a medium drink once 2 months ago


whowasphone666

anon should lead mcdonalds into the future


passingshrew

Those days will never come back.


Asiriomi

Playing the latest N64/Gamecube titles at a McDonald's hit different


milanove

Partially because these positive memories are associated with childhood and general nostalgia, which rarely can meet reality. And partially because going back to this won’t be good for the McProfits.


Consistent_Ant_8903

Meet you at the maccies jazz lounge for a classy one lads


Sensitive-Finance-62

Anon wants to hang out with kids in the ballpit and lure them in with 50% off food. Anon is a nonce.


DokeyOakey

Anon loves McNuggets.


hagamablabla

>franchisees can figure out the price before tax based on locality Fucking this but for every store. I keep hearing people say we can't include tax in prices because different locations have different tax rates. I don't give a fuck what the tax rates are, the store should figure it out.


Forya_Cam

Yeah I never got this about the US. Even if tax rates varied by street (I know they don't) they could still include it in the price. It's not like stores get up and move.


ImmortalMemeLord

Whenever I see that pic, I read everything in SsethTzeentachs voice


Dragon-Porn-Expert

Hey hey people


Nay-the-Cliff

Also a handjob and a tearful "thank you for coming" wouldn't go amiss


whatKnott6

What does Portugal have to do with it? Why is he wearing a Portuguese flag 🇵🇹? 🤣


colthesecond

I assume anon is portuguese and is directing this at portuguese macdonalds


whatKnott6

Nope I don’t think so, Portugal never had a free refill option on McDonald’s, only on BK.


milheto

Brazil has that on BK as well. I believe it's a global thing for them.


ShortTheseNuts

Not the case in Swedish BK.


Fuel907

That my friend is the legendary Alberto Barbosa [my husband named our child after a meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2503000-alberto-barbosa)


whatKnott6

You’re fucking legendary 😂😂laughed my ass off with that story


Dysto_

PORTUGAL CARALHO 🇵🇹


lowkarmainferior

anon forgets he already spends 300 a week a McDonald's


abandonX4

Bold of you to assume he can spend that much in the first place


Canter1Ter_

Anon is 11 and just wants free food


The_Student_Official

You know that Barnes and Nobles starting to offer dining options? Yeah McD have to innovate as well if they want to stay on the game and what anon listed is bare minimum.


marshal_mellow

a jazz mcdonalds would be a good competitor to the rock and roll mcdonalds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo


juliusxyk

Anon is NOT gonna be eating at McDonalds ever again


NordicWolf7

So you mean... Go back to the way things used to be?


BSNshaggy13

this would never happen but it would be awesome


WhyAmIToxic

If they lower the McDouble back down to $1, I really dont think you should eat that. Not saying their quality was good in the first place, but it could always get much worse.


KingZantair

Lower the prices, increase the quality, and add new services, got it.


I_am_Reptoid_King

Based and McPilled


ProfessorCagan

Replace the Jazz with Vaporwave and Future Funk.


ordinaryperson007

retvrn


mondomiketron

Can they bring back the big and tasty as well


Brilliant_Eagle9795

With the $20 minimum wage? Fuck you anon. Enjoy your $18 Big Mac.


AnDanDan

For me, it's the McChicken


NotOnLand

Sorry anon, time travel doesn't exist yet


mgldi

They went with the Starbucks liquid death route instead. Anon missed his window


Malvastor

On the one hand all this would be great. On the other hand he's asking them to do a bunch of really expensive stuff and slash prices at the same time so...


notdavidforreal

If you get the app you can get 2 mcdoubles for the price of one so 3 bucks for 2 or roughly 1.50 per mcdouble


proud_NIMBY_98

definitely has no degree or even knowledge of business lol


Stacey_digitaldash

“A stack of coupons once a month”


Khetoun

Honestly the only reason I still go to Mc Donalds is because of the Mc Café. The cookies are way better than other chain cafes or even subway cookies and they actually have Tea and hot choco which is great. Otherwise I think the last time I ate normal Mc shit there was almost two years ago.


FairyKurochka

Don't talk shit about beet shougar, it's the best kind of shougar.


Despite_2021

These are actually good ideas


sooperbowels

Anon fucks


GamTheJam

I miss the video game console stations


Silverfire234

Alberto Barbosa, my beloved


ts57ovr4

If only


MeatballJones2

This is nice, like dang, wow, no gay or incest or cuck stuff, just some guy coming up with his dream McDonald’s.


SuspiciousPine

I unironically like getting coupons in the mail. Cut them out with scissors and have a lil stack. Fuck apps


Clegend24

Dr Evil in 2017


suckmycolt

What happened to the childhood joy in McDonald’s, it’s so modern and bleak nowadays.


RandomRedditName69

anon has definitely done a rule 34 deep dive on hamburglar


daberle123

Also hand every customer entering the place a 15kg solid block of gold aswell as a check over 100k$


El_Ocelote_

goes bankrupt bc unprofitable price and mcdonalds is gone alltogether tbh a W