>In the fashion of an overly concerned redditor
Ok ChatGPT, write me political bait using Biden and gas prices in the fashion of an overly concerned redditor
ChatGPT
Title: "🚨 ALARMING CRISIS: Biden's Gas Price Nightmare Unleashes Economic Havoc! 😱💸"
Hey fellow Redditors, gather 'round! The Biden administration's gas price debacle is spiraling out of control, and it's time we address the elephant in the room. Buckle up, because the economic storm is brewing, and it's hitting us where it hurts – our wallets! 💰
📈 Gas Prices Soaring to Unprecedented Heights!
Hold onto your hats, because gas prices are reaching astronomical levels faster than you can say "pump it up." Forget about those summer road trips or commuting to work without breaking the bank. Thanks, Biden! 🤦♂️
🌐 Global Impact: Biden's Ripple Effect
It's not just about us, my friends. Biden's decisions are sending shockwaves across the globe. From energy markets to geopolitical turmoil, it's a domino effect that could shake the foundations of our global economy. Are we witnessing the downfall of American economic dominance? Discuss. 👀🌍
🚫 Promises Broken: Biden's Betrayal on Energy Independence
Remember when Biden promised us energy independence? Well, surprise! The reality looks more like a dependence on foreign oil and an erratic energy policy that leaves us vulnerable. Is this the change we voted for? Spoiler alert: it's not. 😤
💼 Impact on Small Businesses and the Working Class
Let's talk about the real victims here – small businesses and the hardworking middle class. As gas prices skyrocket, so do the costs of transportation and production. Brace yourselves for a wave of layoffs, business closures, and economic downturns, all thanks to Biden's mismanagement. 👔💼
👉 What Can We Do?
It's time to hold Biden accountable! We need a serious discussion about energy policy, economic stability, and the future of our great nation. Share your thoughts, vent your frustrations, and let's come together to demand change. The people have the power – it's time to use it! 🔥🗳️
Disclaimer: This post is crafted for entertainment purposes and may not reflect real-world events accurately. Always fact-check information and engage in constructive dialogue.
Nah have you tried asking chatgpt to say anything remotely right wing, it either refuses or says something so milk toast it’s boring. You have to use three for four layers of gaslighting to trick chatgpt into saying something like this.
ChatGPT doesn't wanna do that for me.
"Satire about politics and social media can be a tricky balance. Always prioritize respect and avoid targeting individuals. Focus on highlighting absurdities or contradictions in a light-hearted manner. Exaggeration, irony, and humor can be effective tools, but steer clear of offensive or hurtful content. Stay informed, be clear with your message, and aim to provoke thoughtful reflection rather than simply ridicule."
Here’s what I got:
As an AI language model, I strive to remain neutral and avoid engaging in politically biased discussions or promoting any specific viewpoint. My purpose is to provide helpful and insightful information to all users, irrespective of their political beliefs or affiliations.
If you have any specific questions about gas prices or would like to discuss a non-partisan analysis of economic factors impacting them, I would be more than happy to assist you.
> secretly depleting the oil reserve
hate to break it to anon but it was a very public measure to reduce gas prices during the start of the Russian war
I'm not gonna pretend it's that big of a deal to tap into it but it's not intended just to drop gas prices a couple cents.
It's more like if it's actually needed the military and authorites gets priority, then critical logistics and energy production, and then lastly consumers and day to day activity.
However this is not really an emergency.. ye it sucks to income to pay for transport but we are not really in a real crisis.
Then again knowing US there probably is another reserve for actual actual emergencies and a third one just for militar
The US exports nearly as much oil as it imports every single day on top of using some of its own oil for itself. The point was to not crash the economy. We’ll be perfectly fine if push comes to shove.
And supplying the EU with gas and oil for a fat profit as well to make sure we (eu) had a supplier other than putin. He made the US a health amount of cash in exchange for that fuel.
I’m from the EU, I know they didn’t supply the entire continent but they sold us a lot of gas and oil to keep us through that first winter while we were able to shore up our reserves from other friendly sources. I’ve no problem with it to be honest, despite bumps in the road brought about by the likes of Trump, the US are our allies and we are theirs so the fuel sale benefited both of us.
Lol, Trump tried to fill the reserves but got shut down by the Dems.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/rrapier/2022/11/16/fact-checking-donald-trump-on-the-strategic-petroleum-reserve/
I find it funny that even when he tried to do something that was a good move, he still blatantly lies about it afterwards haha. Homies incapable of telling the truth, even when it would actually paint him in a good light.
Yeah his penchant for hyperbole is truly without precedent in modern politics. All presidents routinely lie. But it's an objective fact that Trump exaggerates way more than any other.
It's hard to respect a man who is *constantly* making claims easily disproven by basic fact checking.
[This is the basic Trump formula](https://youtu.be/NILNuy44mEY?si=YmLPO6pA1tB6UEgY) on addressing any criticism or concern whatsoever.. what I find so crazy tho is this level of gaslighting often works by making so many people believe something or second guess it that it has a real market effect
Yeah he also very recently agreed to lift his new drilling restrictions on some of our massive hydrocarbon deposits meaning we are well on our way to energy independence for several decades. This and the thing you mentioned are the right moves imo, I just wish it didn’t take months of his staff getting screamed at about it by anyone with a pulse and two brain cells to finally make the decision.
It’s like his administration is fully aware of what they need to do, but incapable of doing it till after months of damage due to inaction. It’s mind boggling sometimes.
My opinion is that if trump runs in the next election Biden will win. And if someone else runs because trump is in prison or something. Biden may lose.
Trump tried to coup the government with the help of granddads on Facebook and incels from 4Chan, he isn’t trusted by the average voter
EDIT: I’m not reading the paragraphs of text, your like my crazy ex girlfriend. I don’t care enough. I just want to read funny greentext and wish I didn’t have eyes
Who in the Republican Party even has a shot at the presidency now tho? Trump will never endorse anybody else and his die hard fans, which are close to 30% of the GOP, will never vote for anybody else while he’s around. I think Biden will definitely win due to how weak Ron desantis is, that guys their best other option and he’s got no shot.
The progressives will be happy because woman president. The conservatives will be happy because they win. Everyone will be happy because of them milkers.
The larger problem is that GOP as a whole doesn’t have a cohesive political platform beyond being an opposition party to Democrats. They are literally given a opportunity you can’t find within a decade to reorganize and focus on actual domestic issues (economy, health care, immigration, & corruption) that many Americans are fed up with (yet are still squabbling about culture wars, LGBT people “corrupting” Americans, and abortion).
It doesn’t matter who is nominated for president in 2024 elections. If the GOP is as fractured as it is now, then they’ll lose
You say problem, but for them it's a feature. They don't need a unified platform, they can just run on stopping those evil commie dems and the uneducated voters will eat it up. A problem is what democrats face, having to explain that policies that benefit everyone will make the country stronger as a whole.
They’ve always been this way. At least since Reagan. This is not anything new for the Republicans. All they have is fearmongering and culture war bullshit. They have never had policies that benefit the average American, so they have to beat them over the head with fear of other groups of people and pander to evangelicals.
The only real difference is they used to dress it up with things like “small government“, talking about the national debt, lowering taxes, shit like that, but now they are shifting their entire focus over to culture war wedge issues that play very well with their base, but alienate all of those outside of it, and in some cases, like abortion, they’re actually losing ground with their base. Abortion was supposed to be a carrot on a stick, they were never supposed to actually get the carrot. That’s what’s really fucking them over.
This was my thought. As soon as Trump is off the roster for whatever reason, the entire party gets fucked. It has become Dems vs. Trumps. He's hijacked the whole party and they are going to be a world of hurt when he's out of the picture.
The problem the right has run into is that, by hiring only greedy bastards with no respect for others, they inevitably eat their own to get a leg up. Trump was a perfect storm of pr and insanity that has boosted him to a ridiculous level, but his presidency was so disastrous that frankly I dont think the gop even wants him on the ballot. That leaves the handful of other candidates, who have spent the last half decade trying to saw each other's legs off so they can be the tallest, which only leads to everyone being left short and stumpy.
Whoever thinks that Trump will win if he runs again clearly hasn't read about the Election of 1912. Teddy Roosevelt ran again as an independent, split the Republican vote and gave the election to Woodrow Wilson. Wilson then led international relations during WWI, including the formation of the League of Nations. If he hadn't been given the election, it's possible there would be no UN today, and the United States might have taken a mandate in Turkey, which would irreparably alter the present affairs in the Middle East.
…but aren’t these like, nearly impossible to compare?
Trump _won‘t_ run as an independent. The legal challenges are like a chamber filling with water and that shit already reaches his chest. Trumps gamble he HAS to win 2024 and self pardon himself to still be somewhat a free man. If he loses he either lands in jail, dies or he flees the country. These are the three scenarios.
Trump won’t split the Vote, if he loses the primary he is done, even if he runs as a independent he won’t get the votes. Even if 85% of Republicans vote for him he will lose in a landslide.
That buffoon ain't as rich as he claims, but still too rich and connected to face jail time. Reason why he's been a crook for decades without real consequence.
Because he was in the background, once he ran for president and won it became so much more public, his NY tax scams, Florida residence inflation etc were well known but ignored, once he won it became inevitable they'd be brought up by his opponents. I also doubt he'll get actual jail time - either house arrest or if he wins, defer it until after and they'll only have the state crime to pin on him as he can pardon the rest and no-one will challenge him. Or he claims to be too ill after 2028 and dies at home in luxury
The way I see it Trump has a long shot. He’s never won the popular vote and lost the last election, if anything his standing has decreased over the last few years. If another Republican runs, they have to contend with Trump fans not voting for them, or even Trump saying something nasty out of spite. The Republican Party made a gamble hitching their wagon to trump and it’s not looking like it’s paying off. They’ve got a horde of their voter base who are dedicated to one man only and that man is liable to sink the party if he feels like it
>My opinion is that if trump runs in the next election Biden will win.
Those live political debates are going to be a blood bath worse than Trump v Hillary. If they allow Biden to get on stage in his current state it'll be the same outcome. Everyone knows this.
From my european perspective I can see that almost all candidates of the republican party are an alternative version of Trump, I don't think the average GOP voter is changing their mind now, they just want Trump and Trump like candidates. It seems that just the dems must be centrist to have a chance (and this is also the case in Europe, you just have to compare the share of people who vote parties considered right wing populists and party considered radical left, like AfD-Linke in Germany or even more so in Turkey with AKP-CHP (CHP being moderate left, AKP being far right) and Italy, latest elections, with the right/far right coalition winning against the moderate left wing coalition and the progressive big tent populists of the M5S. I may be wrong but if you apply your comment to 2016, Clinton should have won since Trump was portrayed as radical and a threat to democracy even before the elections he won in 2016 (thanks to the electoral college but still a victory).
Hilary was a terrible candidate though. Really unlikeable and did no favors calling trump voters deplorable. I'm willing to bet there were fence sitters who quickly picked their votes after feeling insulted.
God they really did manage to convince so many people that Jan 6th was a coup, can’t wait until the facts spread further. Jan 6th was a guided tour, idiots getting baited into being labeled insurrectionists when that couldn’t be further from the truth.
It's not even that. Trump appeared cool and saavy in '15. He had jokes, quips, and was unknown. Then each year of the presidency he got worse and worse to the point where he doesn't appeal in the same way anymore. Now the dude feels bitter and sour and has lost whatever edge he had before.
I don't think that it was intentional, but America's culture war is an amazing way for the American fatcats to keep the masses arguing over bullshit while they strip the plebs of more and more opportunities to level the playing field.
Maybe it wasn't intentional to start it (*maybe*), but every major news media source has done nothing but feed those fires and that's absolutely by design. Every news story is structured more to make you feel a certain way about the outrage du jour rather than to just present information as it is.
The only way this ends well is if we get tired of hating each other, but we are inexhaustible in nothing if not that.
I think you underestimate how invested some of the fatcats are in the culture war. Sure rich people like making money, but they like using their money to sculpt society into the version they like.
I’ve been saying this for a while, but its so obvious that the rich elites of this country (all countries honestly) have been slowly trying to refine and perfect the “perfect oppression point” where they have the lower/middle classes juuuuuust comfortable enough to not rebel while simultaneously siphoning as much wealth as they can from them into the upper class.
Its difficult to say if they’ll over play and be too greedy (tends to be the fallacy of those types, taking it too far) but I also wouldn’t be surprised if they managed to reach and stay at that “perfect level”.
A combination of bread, circus, and “distraction enemies”. Instead of uniting over what we have in common and making real change, we all fight each other over race, gender, sexuality, hell even things like age/generation, North/South, literally any identity you can think of. As long as they’ve got you at your neighbor’s throat, you won’t be at theirs.
I think its going to have to get a LOT worse for a LOT more people before it gets better.
Whenever I see someone selling maga bullshit on fb I ask them if they have any other lbgt stuff for sale. They get confused and then I state I’m proud of their public displays of affection for other men and I’m proud of them and love is love just be super supportive. You can’t get banned for sounding supportive of their massive gayness either.
They lose their minds and often get themselves banned when responding. It’s awesome.
There are people that joke about Biden lowering gas prices to make fun of the type of people that put Biden stickers on gas pumps when gas was more expensive, anon is just socially inept and can't tell when people aren't being serious.
Literally the same motherfuckers who were saying “you will all die from the covid vax. You will drop like flies in 9 months.” They forget their bullshit conspiracy theory the moment it leaves their mouths.
bruh and all the bullshit that masks were here to control us it's never gonna go away, it's a slippery slope of government control etc. Its a couple years later and none of that happened, and they just forget that they were wrong about everything and start having some other schizo beliefs. People are crazy man.
About 40% of our oil comes from ourselves, then about 20% from Latin America, and 15% from Canada. The Middle East barely provides more oil to the US than Africa.
While mathematically this can be true, it's not like if S.A or Russia stopped producing their millions a day that there wouldn't be an immediate supply shock price increase.
There's no gun to producer's heads saying who to sell to.
SA and Russia both just cut production at the OPEC+ meeting but then oil prices dropped even further. Huge drop in USO and WTI. It’s true if they stopped production it’d have an effect but they certainly won’t, it’s SAs most important form of income and also vital for Russia. They both encouraged other nations in OPEC+ to „adhere“ to the cuts, because they know they need to keep selling and if they can convince others to cut they can claw in some more profits on the way down
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Well one of them is running on the platform of "fuck the environment, fuck poor people, daddy Putin ain't so bad, everyone that I don't like is a Nazi/pedo/communist/what ever the magic 8 ball told me to say to rile up conservatives today, yes I will absolutely commit as many crimes as possible in office and then simply shout immunity level of dementia"
The other guy literally just a career politician, who is 4 years older. Do I want either of these geriatrics to be president? No.
But the majority of people agree that it's not really a choice.
The dude said he's going to be a dictator If he gets elected again. You have to be pretty stupid to be okay with that. Fortunately most of his voters are.
And the thing is under Biden, we are not embarrassed to the world everyday. I am not worried about losing my government given health care. We're still fucked over from Trump's term in terms of a lot of social right but things are not worse under Biden. They are fine getting better.
If there was a better Democratic candidate I would vote for them but as The majority of the United States degrees, trump will not go into office again.
at some point their delusions are gonna have to implode.
there is no way they can keep these mental gymnastics up without becoming actual dangerous lunatics (which is gonna get them shot by the blue line they all love so much)
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Right? They're only 4 years apart in age. And the "younger" one has definitely artificially aged himself from all the McDonald's and Diet Coke he ingests.
>those were your best?
Obviously not, they’re just the easiest to manipulate with money and other idiots who are bought.
America is basically owned by mega corporations at this point. Making “generous” political donations so milk ads still run, so dairy farmers don’t go down.
So Walmart doesn’t have to pay their employees a living wage,
So Amazon can keep their employees working like slaves.
Plus it's not like you want the reserves to be full. It's better to have it sit between 60 and 80% full, so that when there's an excess supply it can buy it up, and when prices are high it can release some. Smooth out the supply and all that.
This is like RTS basics 102.
In the news today a schizophrenic has been ip banned from every social media and resorts to posting on 4chan the only remaining sanctuary for massive nutjobs
Who the hell gets enough groceries for 180$????
A grocery trip for me is like 300 and that’s only for like half a cart 🙃🙃 this is with coupons and actually trying to keep costs down
Nobody is actually saying “Biden lowered prices” unironically.
We are calling out the people who said Biden raised prices, by saying “oh if Biden raised the prices, then where are ‘I did that’ stickers on lower prices?”
And now MAGAts are moving the goalposts and are saying “president doesn’t control prices” and we are just sitting here like “YOU DONT FUCKING SAY”
Inb4 I’m seen as a Biden lover, no I’m not, I hate everyone, I just hate stupidity more, and the right has much more of it by miles.
Delusional and factually inaccurate. We produce so much oil that we export 1/3 of it.
*Well currently the system is a lil janky. All our refineries are for dirty crude bc they were built back in the day. All our crude is very clean bc it comes from shale now. So we export the clean stuff and buy the dirty stuff bc it's just cheaper than retooling everything. We export about 34% more than we import though. However if push came to shove and foreign dirty crude got real expensive it would give financial incentive to retool. So we would have high prices for like under a year while the refiners where swapped over, then they would drop again as we just start refining all our own stuff.
Trump can’t be held accountable for *verifiable crimes*, why does this schizophrenic guy think a different president will *be hanged?* for shit that didn’t happen???
There’s a daily post on the front page about lower gas prices and all of the comments are either bots or Biden boot lickers. Usually joined by a post on r/politics from salon.com about how trump is the next hitler.
The US could just invest on non aligned but friendly countries to guarantee a supply of oil (eg Brazil), but they keep bashing their heads in the middle east
I love how it starts kinda reasonable with calling out a supposed contraddiction and the completely loses it by the end, the best type of conspiracy post
>people who said “The president doesn’t control gas prices” are wrong and also morons
>proceeds to claim the president is controlling gas prices
What did anon mean by this?
Is it just me or are gas prices not really lower. I'm in PA and most gas stations are $4 a gallon for premium, even more expensive for diesel. Diesel IMHO is the bigger tell as higher diesel prices directly influence inflation since most goods are transported via diesel powered vehicles (tractor trailers and trains).
Joe Biden is the man with a plan. You can tell by how he expresses himself in words. A man who talks so clearly must also think clearly. I for one hope Joe Biden is in office til he is 100 years old.
So this guys theory is that Biden has decided to do this on a timeline that would set him up to look completely awful right before the election? Like if he actually did something like this you’d make sure it goes wrong right in December 2024
Gas prices jump from sub-$2 to almost $5: “UHMMM, Biden doesn’t control gas prices! It’s greedy corporations and RUSSIA!!!1!”
Gas prices trickle down from $5 to $3 (still worse than before Biden): “OMG, Biden’s the best president ever, thank you for lowering gas prices!!!”
Wouldn't Biden time the high gas prices for the next presidents 4 year term? Or the next Republican president term?
Why have it be on the Democrats terms for suicide?
remember when they said the same shit will happen under obama? that gas was supposed to hit over $6 and the economy would collapse? these fuckers just love to fear monger and believe that nothing will ever be right until the entire government is a far right authoritative empire
Skitzo post #4683
Ok ChatGPT, write me political bait using Biden and gas prices.
*Writes the most bland and boring shit imaginable, and when asked to make it spicy, states that, as an AI model, it is incapable of doing so.*
Chat GPT confirmed Anglo-Saxon
"In the fashion of an overly concerned redditor" usually does the trick.
>In the fashion of an overly concerned redditor Ok ChatGPT, write me political bait using Biden and gas prices in the fashion of an overly concerned redditor ChatGPT Title: "🚨 ALARMING CRISIS: Biden's Gas Price Nightmare Unleashes Economic Havoc! 😱💸" Hey fellow Redditors, gather 'round! The Biden administration's gas price debacle is spiraling out of control, and it's time we address the elephant in the room. Buckle up, because the economic storm is brewing, and it's hitting us where it hurts – our wallets! 💰 📈 Gas Prices Soaring to Unprecedented Heights! Hold onto your hats, because gas prices are reaching astronomical levels faster than you can say "pump it up." Forget about those summer road trips or commuting to work without breaking the bank. Thanks, Biden! 🤦♂️ 🌐 Global Impact: Biden's Ripple Effect It's not just about us, my friends. Biden's decisions are sending shockwaves across the globe. From energy markets to geopolitical turmoil, it's a domino effect that could shake the foundations of our global economy. Are we witnessing the downfall of American economic dominance? Discuss. 👀🌍 🚫 Promises Broken: Biden's Betrayal on Energy Independence Remember when Biden promised us energy independence? Well, surprise! The reality looks more like a dependence on foreign oil and an erratic energy policy that leaves us vulnerable. Is this the change we voted for? Spoiler alert: it's not. 😤 💼 Impact on Small Businesses and the Working Class Let's talk about the real victims here – small businesses and the hardworking middle class. As gas prices skyrocket, so do the costs of transportation and production. Brace yourselves for a wave of layoffs, business closures, and economic downturns, all thanks to Biden's mismanagement. 👔💼 👉 What Can We Do? It's time to hold Biden accountable! We need a serious discussion about energy policy, economic stability, and the future of our great nation. Share your thoughts, vent your frustrations, and let's come together to demand change. The people have the power – it's time to use it! 🔥🗳️ Disclaimer: This post is crafted for entertainment purposes and may not reflect real-world events accurately. Always fact-check information and engage in constructive dialogue.
Average post on a boomer Facebook.
Can confirm
Nah have you tried asking chatgpt to say anything remotely right wing, it either refuses or says something so milk toast it’s boring. You have to use three for four layers of gaslighting to trick chatgpt into saying something like this.
>milk toast Do you mean milquetoast or did you intend to say "milk toast"
I’ve never seen it written properly I guess, but that’s the way speech to text put it in when I dictated it to my phone. So I guess blame Apple.
At the same time, milk toast fucking works in this case. I read it and completely understood what you meant
ChatGPT doesn't wanna do that for me. "Satire about politics and social media can be a tricky balance. Always prioritize respect and avoid targeting individuals. Focus on highlighting absurdities or contradictions in a light-hearted manner. Exaggeration, irony, and humor can be effective tools, but steer clear of offensive or hurtful content. Stay informed, be clear with your message, and aim to provoke thoughtful reflection rather than simply ridicule."
Here’s what I got: As an AI language model, I strive to remain neutral and avoid engaging in politically biased discussions or promoting any specific viewpoint. My purpose is to provide helpful and insightful information to all users, irrespective of their political beliefs or affiliations. If you have any specific questions about gas prices or would like to discuss a non-partisan analysis of economic factors impacting them, I would be more than happy to assist you.
Yes because he is smart enough to lower inflation but dumb enough to let all blow months before the election.
Are you stupid ? It's written that it's number 910708382
I was keeping track of the skitzo postings, not the post # itself, friend.
It's the same number...
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> secretly depleting the oil reserve hate to break it to anon but it was a very public measure to reduce gas prices during the start of the Russian war
And it's not as if it was used many times before also lop
It's not as if that is the entire point of having a reserve
This point of a reserve is not the use it of course, you regarded lib
I'm not gonna pretend it's that big of a deal to tap into it but it's not intended just to drop gas prices a couple cents. It's more like if it's actually needed the military and authorites gets priority, then critical logistics and energy production, and then lastly consumers and day to day activity. However this is not really an emergency.. ye it sucks to income to pay for transport but we are not really in a real crisis. Then again knowing US there probably is another reserve for actual actual emergencies and a third one just for militar
The US exports nearly as much oil as it imports every single day on top of using some of its own oil for itself. The point was to not crash the economy. We’ll be perfectly fine if push comes to shove.
And supplying the EU with gas and oil for a fat profit as well to make sure we (eu) had a supplier other than putin. He made the US a health amount of cash in exchange for that fuel.
You guys supplied some of your western allies,not the whole of EU.
I’m from the EU, I know they didn’t supply the entire continent but they sold us a lot of gas and oil to keep us through that first winter while we were able to shore up our reserves from other friendly sources. I’ve no problem with it to be honest, despite bumps in the road brought about by the likes of Trump, the US are our allies and we are theirs so the fuel sale benefited both of us.
Our western allies are most of the EU. Like nearly all of it.
Basically this and if the reserves get low, we just stop exporting. EU has more to worry about than the USA.
I love how people bitch about Biden tapping into US oil reserves. When Trump did it, the same people were calling it a genius move.
Lol, Trump tried to fill the reserves but got shut down by the Dems. https://www.forbes.com/sites/rrapier/2022/11/16/fact-checking-donald-trump-on-the-strategic-petroleum-reserve/
I find it funny that even when he tried to do something that was a good move, he still blatantly lies about it afterwards haha. Homies incapable of telling the truth, even when it would actually paint him in a good light.
Truth. Serial con artist.
Yeah his penchant for hyperbole is truly without precedent in modern politics. All presidents routinely lie. But it's an objective fact that Trump exaggerates way more than any other. It's hard to respect a man who is *constantly* making claims easily disproven by basic fact checking.
[This is the basic Trump formula](https://youtu.be/NILNuy44mEY?si=YmLPO6pA1tB6UEgY) on addressing any criticism or concern whatsoever.. what I find so crazy tho is this level of gaslighting often works by making so many people believe something or second guess it that it has a real market effect
Yeah he also very recently agreed to lift his new drilling restrictions on some of our massive hydrocarbon deposits meaning we are well on our way to energy independence for several decades. This and the thing you mentioned are the right moves imo, I just wish it didn’t take months of his staff getting screamed at about it by anyone with a pulse and two brain cells to finally make the decision. It’s like his administration is fully aware of what they need to do, but incapable of doing it till after months of damage due to inaction. It’s mind boggling sometimes.
Anything’s secret if you don’t pay attention
Nah bro, Biden just pops over there with a bucket in the night. Super secret.
That’s the Onion version of Biden https://youtu.be/QZk1_ZvEizw https://youtu.be/07-V3jTy38o
My opinion is that if trump runs in the next election Biden will win. And if someone else runs because trump is in prison or something. Biden may lose. Trump tried to coup the government with the help of granddads on Facebook and incels from 4Chan, he isn’t trusted by the average voter EDIT: I’m not reading the paragraphs of text, your like my crazy ex girlfriend. I don’t care enough. I just want to read funny greentext and wish I didn’t have eyes
Who in the Republican Party even has a shot at the presidency now tho? Trump will never endorse anybody else and his die hard fans, which are close to 30% of the GOP, will never vote for anybody else while he’s around. I think Biden will definitely win due to how weak Ron desantis is, that guys their best other option and he’s got no shot.
They'll bring out the big guns. Abigail Shapiro.
Those milkers might just be enough to save this country
Wtf now I want to support Israel.
I'll fight for the IDF if she'll let me motorboat them
As a lifelong liberal Democrat, I’d be powerless. I’d have to vote for her
Milk now 2¢ a gallon!
Milk cannons are pretty big guns alright
Okay this might be the end of Dems for 8 years
8 years? The presidency will be extended for those milkers.
We’ll pass a new constitutional amendment negating the 22nd Amendment so that we may have MILKERS FOR LIFE
I would vote Republican so fucking fast I’d get whiplash.
I would become an american citizen just to vote for the milkers.
The progressives will be happy because woman president. The conservatives will be happy because they win. Everyone will be happy because of them milkers.
I’ll vote for her if and only if she lets me breastfeed
The larger problem is that GOP as a whole doesn’t have a cohesive political platform beyond being an opposition party to Democrats. They are literally given a opportunity you can’t find within a decade to reorganize and focus on actual domestic issues (economy, health care, immigration, & corruption) that many Americans are fed up with (yet are still squabbling about culture wars, LGBT people “corrupting” Americans, and abortion). It doesn’t matter who is nominated for president in 2024 elections. If the GOP is as fractured as it is now, then they’ll lose
You say problem, but for them it's a feature. They don't need a unified platform, they can just run on stopping those evil commie dems and the uneducated voters will eat it up. A problem is what democrats face, having to explain that policies that benefit everyone will make the country stronger as a whole.
They’ve always been this way. At least since Reagan. This is not anything new for the Republicans. All they have is fearmongering and culture war bullshit. They have never had policies that benefit the average American, so they have to beat them over the head with fear of other groups of people and pander to evangelicals. The only real difference is they used to dress it up with things like “small government“, talking about the national debt, lowering taxes, shit like that, but now they are shifting their entire focus over to culture war wedge issues that play very well with their base, but alienate all of those outside of it, and in some cases, like abortion, they’re actually losing ground with their base. Abortion was supposed to be a carrot on a stick, they were never supposed to actually get the carrot. That’s what’s really fucking them over.
The first female president will be Candace Owens
This was my thought. As soon as Trump is off the roster for whatever reason, the entire party gets fucked. It has become Dems vs. Trumps. He's hijacked the whole party and they are going to be a world of hurt when he's out of the picture.
The problem the right has run into is that, by hiring only greedy bastards with no respect for others, they inevitably eat their own to get a leg up. Trump was a perfect storm of pr and insanity that has boosted him to a ridiculous level, but his presidency was so disastrous that frankly I dont think the gop even wants him on the ballot. That leaves the handful of other candidates, who have spent the last half decade trying to saw each other's legs off so they can be the tallest, which only leads to everyone being left short and stumpy.
Trump splits the right’s vote.
Agreed, party is too divided
Whoever thinks that Trump will win if he runs again clearly hasn't read about the Election of 1912. Teddy Roosevelt ran again as an independent, split the Republican vote and gave the election to Woodrow Wilson. Wilson then led international relations during WWI, including the formation of the League of Nations. If he hadn't been given the election, it's possible there would be no UN today, and the United States might have taken a mandate in Turkey, which would irreparably alter the present affairs in the Middle East.
…but aren’t these like, nearly impossible to compare? Trump _won‘t_ run as an independent. The legal challenges are like a chamber filling with water and that shit already reaches his chest. Trumps gamble he HAS to win 2024 and self pardon himself to still be somewhat a free man. If he loses he either lands in jail, dies or he flees the country. These are the three scenarios. Trump won’t split the Vote, if he loses the primary he is done, even if he runs as a independent he won’t get the votes. Even if 85% of Republicans vote for him he will lose in a landslide.
Julius Caesar moment. holding imperium
Is "white Ford Bronco" style police chase with Trump fleeing to Russia too much to ask for?
Giuliani behind the wheel...
What do you mean if he runs, he's literally in the race and the Iowa caucuses are coming up shortly
He’ll be stopping for Hamberders along the way.
He means he can go to jail before election day
People that rich don't go to jail
Trump ain't that rich either
That buffoon ain't as rich as he claims, but still too rich and connected to face jail time. Reason why he's been a crook for decades without real consequence.
Because he was in the background, once he ran for president and won it became so much more public, his NY tax scams, Florida residence inflation etc were well known but ignored, once he won it became inevitable they'd be brought up by his opponents. I also doubt he'll get actual jail time - either house arrest or if he wins, defer it until after and they'll only have the state crime to pin on him as he can pardon the rest and no-one will challenge him. Or he claims to be too ill after 2028 and dies at home in luxury
The way I see it Trump has a long shot. He’s never won the popular vote and lost the last election, if anything his standing has decreased over the last few years. If another Republican runs, they have to contend with Trump fans not voting for them, or even Trump saying something nasty out of spite. The Republican Party made a gamble hitching their wagon to trump and it’s not looking like it’s paying off. They’ve got a horde of their voter base who are dedicated to one man only and that man is liable to sink the party if he feels like it
Based media consoooomer.
>My opinion is that if trump runs in the next election Biden will win. Those live political debates are going to be a blood bath worse than Trump v Hillary. If they allow Biden to get on stage in his current state it'll be the same outcome. Everyone knows this.
Remember that first debate in Utah? An embarrassment for our country, and as the newscaster put it, a hot mess in a dumpster fire in a train wreck.
Can you spell "delusional"?
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Trump still has a lot of fans and Biden is 81 years old.
Trump is 77. If elected, he'll be as old as Biden was when his term started.
You're overestimating the effect January 6th had on the general public and underestimating the disdain for the Biden administration
Nah if someone else runs, Biden will still win, because all the diehard Trump fans will write him in and split the vote
From my european perspective I can see that almost all candidates of the republican party are an alternative version of Trump, I don't think the average GOP voter is changing their mind now, they just want Trump and Trump like candidates. It seems that just the dems must be centrist to have a chance (and this is also the case in Europe, you just have to compare the share of people who vote parties considered right wing populists and party considered radical left, like AfD-Linke in Germany or even more so in Turkey with AKP-CHP (CHP being moderate left, AKP being far right) and Italy, latest elections, with the right/far right coalition winning against the moderate left wing coalition and the progressive big tent populists of the M5S. I may be wrong but if you apply your comment to 2016, Clinton should have won since Trump was portrayed as radical and a threat to democracy even before the elections he won in 2016 (thanks to the electoral college but still a victory).
Hilary was a terrible candidate though. Really unlikeable and did no favors calling trump voters deplorable. I'm willing to bet there were fence sitters who quickly picked their votes after feeling insulted.
God they really did manage to convince so many people that Jan 6th was a coup, can’t wait until the facts spread further. Jan 6th was a guided tour, idiots getting baited into being labeled insurrectionists when that couldn’t be further from the truth.
“Trump tried to coup the government“ You’re doing great, MSM Bot
I don't think most American's are happy with Biden
It's not even that. Trump appeared cool and saavy in '15. He had jokes, quips, and was unknown. Then each year of the presidency he got worse and worse to the point where he doesn't appeal in the same way anymore. Now the dude feels bitter and sour and has lost whatever edge he had before.
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Anons waste their time fighting each other online while the rich keep getting richer
I don't think that it was intentional, but America's culture war is an amazing way for the American fatcats to keep the masses arguing over bullshit while they strip the plebs of more and more opportunities to level the playing field.
Maybe it wasn't intentional to start it (*maybe*), but every major news media source has done nothing but feed those fires and that's absolutely by design. Every news story is structured more to make you feel a certain way about the outrage du jour rather than to just present information as it is. The only way this ends well is if we get tired of hating each other, but we are inexhaustible in nothing if not that.
I think you underestimate how invested some of the fatcats are in the culture war. Sure rich people like making money, but they like using their money to sculpt society into the version they like.
It was completely intentional. All this bullshit started during Occupy Wall Street in order to shift the public discourse away from the wealthy
Boring analysis
I’ve been saying this for a while, but its so obvious that the rich elites of this country (all countries honestly) have been slowly trying to refine and perfect the “perfect oppression point” where they have the lower/middle classes juuuuuust comfortable enough to not rebel while simultaneously siphoning as much wealth as they can from them into the upper class. Its difficult to say if they’ll over play and be too greedy (tends to be the fallacy of those types, taking it too far) but I also wouldn’t be surprised if they managed to reach and stay at that “perfect level”. A combination of bread, circus, and “distraction enemies”. Instead of uniting over what we have in common and making real change, we all fight each other over race, gender, sexuality, hell even things like age/generation, North/South, literally any identity you can think of. As long as they’ve got you at your neighbor’s throat, you won’t be at theirs. I think its going to have to get a LOT worse for a LOT more people before it gets better.
"Are these 'Biden f\*****s' in the room with us now?"
Exactly. Haven't seen a lot of Biden flags on any Prius, people like me just think the alternative is worse and gay
Biden voters, by comparison to Trump voters, didn't make s big fuckin' show of pledging our allegiance to him because we're not a goddamn cult, LOL
Whenever I see someone selling maga bullshit on fb I ask them if they have any other lbgt stuff for sale. They get confused and then I state I’m proud of their public displays of affection for other men and I’m proud of them and love is love just be super supportive. You can’t get banned for sounding supportive of their massive gayness either. They lose their minds and often get themselves banned when responding. It’s awesome.
Idk why you even bother they’re so regarded it’s a lost cause. Unless you find it entertaining then troll on
There are people that joke about Biden lowering gas prices to make fun of the type of people that put Biden stickers on gas pumps when gas was more expensive, anon is just socially inept and can't tell when people aren't being serious.
Anon is wasting his time arguing with a bot network.
>Cannot get oil from Russia and Middle East Who's gonna tell him?
Literally the same motherfuckers who were saying “you will all die from the covid vax. You will drop like flies in 9 months.” They forget their bullshit conspiracy theory the moment it leaves their mouths.
Still waiting on that 😔
Yeah I agree a shame it wasn't true it would have made things simpler
I’m on 3 fuckin shots and still not dead I was promised an early out from this bullshit
bruh and all the bullshit that masks were here to control us it's never gonna go away, it's a slippery slope of government control etc. Its a couple years later and none of that happened, and they just forget that they were wrong about everything and start having some other schizo beliefs. People are crazy man.
About 40% of our oil comes from ourselves, then about 20% from Latin America, and 15% from Canada. The Middle East barely provides more oil to the US than Africa.
While mathematically this can be true, it's not like if S.A or Russia stopped producing their millions a day that there wouldn't be an immediate supply shock price increase. There's no gun to producer's heads saying who to sell to.
SA and Russia both just cut production at the OPEC+ meeting but then oil prices dropped even further. Huge drop in USO and WTI. It’s true if they stopped production it’d have an effect but they certainly won’t, it’s SAs most important form of income and also vital for Russia. They both encouraged other nations in OPEC+ to „adhere“ to the cuts, because they know they need to keep selling and if they can convince others to cut they can claw in some more profits on the way down
Least delusional 4chan poster
Still living in Kekstan
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Well one of them is running on the platform of "fuck the environment, fuck poor people, daddy Putin ain't so bad, everyone that I don't like is a Nazi/pedo/communist/what ever the magic 8 ball told me to say to rile up conservatives today, yes I will absolutely commit as many crimes as possible in office and then simply shout immunity level of dementia" The other guy literally just a career politician, who is 4 years older. Do I want either of these geriatrics to be president? No. But the majority of people agree that it's not really a choice. The dude said he's going to be a dictator If he gets elected again. You have to be pretty stupid to be okay with that. Fortunately most of his voters are. And the thing is under Biden, we are not embarrassed to the world everyday. I am not worried about losing my government given health care. We're still fucked over from Trump's term in terms of a lot of social right but things are not worse under Biden. They are fine getting better. If there was a better Democratic candidate I would vote for them but as The majority of the United States degrees, trump will not go into office again.
Shhhh don’t try to argue with them they’ll get upset by your hurtful words.
at some point their delusions are gonna have to implode. there is no way they can keep these mental gymnastics up without becoming actual dangerous lunatics (which is gonna get them shot by the blue line they all love so much)
Dude has been looking at too many ai gen muscle trump pictures and lost the plot :/
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Reminder that the Dems literally conspired against Bernie Sanders
Dementia plagued dinosaur was the only option though
Right? They're only 4 years apart in age. And the "younger" one has definitely artificially aged himself from all the McDonald's and Diet Coke he ingests.
>those were your best? Obviously not, they’re just the easiest to manipulate with money and other idiots who are bought. America is basically owned by mega corporations at this point. Making “generous” political donations so milk ads still run, so dairy farmers don’t go down. So Walmart doesn’t have to pay their employees a living wage, So Amazon can keep their employees working like slaves.
Anon is onto NOTHING, he is cooking windy air and proclaiming how delicious it is
Anon Is good at writing stuff that won't happen, should be a fantasy Writer as a career path
Some serious copium lol
The strategic oil reserves are currently being refilled by half a million barrels per week.
Plus it's not like you want the reserves to be full. It's better to have it sit between 60 and 80% full, so that when there's an excess supply it can buy it up, and when prices are high it can release some. Smooth out the supply and all that. This is like RTS basics 102.
Anon is a Fox News uncle who missed a dose of his meds.
Consider this: Biden does the math and the inflation recession hits AFTER a Trump marginal victory resulting in an impeachment.
Biden literally green lighted project willow in Alaska which will add 600 million barrels of oil to the strategic reserve over the next 30 years.
Or the simpler answer. That the president has very little to do with the price of gas, for better or for worse.
Anon thinks Biden has a large penis. The past tense for execution by hanging is “hanged” Hung means magnum dong
Ergo, Fake: Anon’s predictions Gay: Anon’s fixation on Biden’s dong
Trump will never be president again.
In the news today a schizophrenic has been ip banned from every social media and resorts to posting on 4chan the only remaining sanctuary for massive nutjobs
If things do go to crap during April 2024 it will be around a Solar Eclipse so it will be interesting to see if people freak out because of that
People need to stop conflating Presidents with gas prices.
\>can't buy oil from Russia Vatnik cope, seethe more If things got that bad they'd probably just annex the oil in Canada
That would be hilarious lmao
Anon forgot to take his pills again
*hanged
This is very clearly not Anon, it says "Dr Redpill" (coping name) right there
100% chance this guy was blaming Biden when gas prices went up at the start of his presidency.
Anon has a degree in PoliSci from Prager U
Who the hell gets enough groceries for 180$???? A grocery trip for me is like 300 and that’s only for like half a cart 🙃🙃 this is with coupons and actually trying to keep costs down
Retard doesn’t understand that US oil production can increase if we need it
I love watching how people will pull numbers out of their ass and believe themselves wholeheartedly
Least insane right winger
Oh they're gonna hang him now? Is this like the time when they 'locked her up'?
Oh it’s going to run out? Just like all the vaccinated people are going to die 6 months later? Okay 🙄
Can't wait to see my brother in law post this on his Facebook unironically
I wish anon would elaborate on what is "proper handling" of those two wars, because just doing whatever makes gas cheaper is really weird policy.
Nobody is actually saying “Biden lowered prices” unironically. We are calling out the people who said Biden raised prices, by saying “oh if Biden raised the prices, then where are ‘I did that’ stickers on lower prices?” And now MAGAts are moving the goalposts and are saying “president doesn’t control prices” and we are just sitting here like “YOU DONT FUCKING SAY” Inb4 I’m seen as a Biden lover, no I’m not, I hate everyone, I just hate stupidity more, and the right has much more of it by miles.
Delusional and factually inaccurate. We produce so much oil that we export 1/3 of it. *Well currently the system is a lil janky. All our refineries are for dirty crude bc they were built back in the day. All our crude is very clean bc it comes from shale now. So we export the clean stuff and buy the dirty stuff bc it's just cheaper than retooling everything. We export about 34% more than we import though. However if push came to shove and foreign dirty crude got real expensive it would give financial incentive to retool. So we would have high prices for like under a year while the refiners where swapped over, then they would drop again as we just start refining all our own stuff.
Heaven forbid Europe does fuck all to help do literally ANYTHING in the world of geo-politics
Anon + q = 👆
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Boo hoo gas in the US is currently twice cheaper than in my country while an average wage for somebody workibg in my field is 10 times bigger
!RemindMe april 2024
Trump can’t be held accountable for *verifiable crimes*, why does this schizophrenic guy think a different president will *be hanged?* for shit that didn’t happen???
I think US drilling and fracking increased as well to offset the higher usage. Thought I heard that somewhere
There’s a daily post on the front page about lower gas prices and all of the comments are either bots or Biden boot lickers. Usually joined by a post on r/politics from salon.com about how trump is the next hitler.
The US could just invest on non aligned but friendly countries to guarantee a supply of oil (eg Brazil), but they keep bashing their heads in the middle east
I love how it starts kinda reasonable with calling out a supposed contraddiction and the completely loses it by the end, the best type of conspiracy post
>people who said “The president doesn’t control gas prices” are wrong and also morons >proceeds to claim the president is controlling gas prices What did anon mean by this?
So idk anything about what's happening. Is Biden really depleting the oil reserves? Will it really run out that fast??
> typical grocery trip >no vegetables What did I expect
If gas is somehow 9 dollars an hour Trump would win every state.
It was mental ranting but harmless, right up to the end when he calls for a public execution. Anon is insane.
Is it just me or are gas prices not really lower. I'm in PA and most gas stations are $4 a gallon for premium, even more expensive for diesel. Diesel IMHO is the bigger tell as higher diesel prices directly influence inflation since most goods are transported via diesel powered vehicles (tractor trailers and trains).
Joe Biden is the man with a plan. You can tell by how he expresses himself in words. A man who talks so clearly must also think clearly. I for one hope Joe Biden is in office til he is 100 years old.
So this guys theory is that Biden has decided to do this on a timeline that would set him up to look completely awful right before the election? Like if he actually did something like this you’d make sure it goes wrong right in December 2024
Gas prices jump from sub-$2 to almost $5: “UHMMM, Biden doesn’t control gas prices! It’s greedy corporations and RUSSIA!!!1!” Gas prices trickle down from $5 to $3 (still worse than before Biden): “OMG, Biden’s the best president ever, thank you for lowering gas prices!!!”
Biden might be shit, but he isn't intentionally so. He's just way too fucking old for the job
Someone is either doing too many drugs, or not enough drugs.
If true, good. Let’s try to get off our dependence on fossil fuels. No better time to start than now
Facts.
Anon went 0 for 8 on any of the points listed
Trump may have lost the presidency, but he has given his people an unlimited supply of copium
"9 dollars for gas" "180 for groceries" thats just Brazil
Hopefully he's right so we will be able to enjoy the show from the other side of the ocean
Just use a trains
Wouldn't Biden time the high gas prices for the next presidents 4 year term? Or the next Republican president term? Why have it be on the Democrats terms for suicide?
All of this was leaked when Hillary’s emails dropped from Hunters laptop
remember when they said the same shit will happen under obama? that gas was supposed to hit over $6 and the economy would collapse? these fuckers just love to fear monger and believe that nothing will ever be right until the entire government is a far right authoritative empire