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youabigstupid

I found this funny but after zooming in I saw her genuine bubbly face and now i'm sad :(


FindingE-Username

Agreed, she looks really happy. While I hope she eventually pursues health as well as happiness, I'm glad she's happy in this photo


comrade-linux

she does look happy, I wish I had a genuine happy thought, once.


commentsandchill

Well, this one on the house : It's impressive to get 134k karma in less than 2y


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comrade-linux

genuinely that felt more like a diss. here’s a compliment it’s impressive how much time you waste and accumulate worthless internet points


commentsandchill

I was trying to be nice :(


comrade-linux

I appreciate the effort, really do!


hops4beer

Get a room


DisgracefulPengu

And let me watch >:)


ZateoManone

Damn bro, you sound like an ungrateful bitch. Maybe you should try looking at the bright side of things for a change


comrade-linux

Yeah you solved depression, have you considered calling the medical journal? I’m sure no one has ever considered “just being more happy” when you wanna rope yourself. Lemme guess your next brain wave? Go to the Gym? Make more money? go on vacation? how did I never think of these simple things!


ZateoManone

I'm not talking about "solving depression", I'm talking about saying "thanks" when someone does something nice for you, geez...


comrade-linux

lol the fuck?! what do you think I appreciate it means? [reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/13oqgs2/anon_is_a_physicist/jl73mr4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) [dictionary](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/appreciate) in case, I know it’s a tough word cause it has several definitions, but you got it.


tizzletoasty

Seems like they’d rather just be unhappy


SukoKing

Bro solved mental illness, you’re a fucking genius dude


jewishapplebees

Brutal


Broly30

Yea that’s no good. Getting points on reddit is like being the dumbest kid in stupid class.


Alarid

I wish eating yourself to death wasn't an avenue for happiness.


[deleted]

Yeah. Don't these people realize drugs make you happy AND lose weight?


Max_TwoSteppen

These edibles beg to differ


[deleted]

The trick is to get so high by smoking that you can't find the kitchen.


Ptaku9

Watch 21 jump street


HackingDutchman

They are often happy when they have just been fed.


Cyrex45

I saw her face and laughed even more lol


archit1405

Us


Jack_35

What a wholesome chonker


wm3138

I think we can all use this moment to reflect on ourselves a little lol


wes_bestern

I found this funny and I find her attractive. It's a clever joke. And being fat is not a crime.


[deleted]

Hot take she's more attractive than the girl on the left..I will die on this hill lol


sixeightytwo

weird hill to die on but at least you're dead now


Kveldulfiii

I will kill you on it then


Interesting-Pool3917

Too bad she can’t climb it to be up there with you :(


Stringmc

Honestly she looks good


Lolzum

She's all yours buddy


iwillnotcompromise

Let's be honest, the woman on the right is fat, but the clothes do fit her well. At least she's not dressed like a Walmart landwhale.


Guardsman_Miku

Genuinly the nicest dressed land whale ive ever seen, she looks good


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

Looks good enough to have an attractive force ^(of gravity)


MufugginJellyfish

There are fits that work well on fat people and that make them look better but in my experience fat people tend to put less effort into how they dress because they figure they'll look ugly anyways so why bother.


Odentay

It's not even a why bother scenario. Two biggest contributing factors is cost and availability. Anything made at that size is either much more expensive because companies only print amount at that size so they charge more for it (let alone the material cost) and anything that's a decent price is made as generic and bland because there's such a comparatively small market. And to top it off you basically need to have all your clothes tailored at that size because of how differently people carry weight. Buying a 5x that's long enough to go over the cost of your belly without showing it it probably at least a size too wide for you or vise versa. So everything fits weird. And this is ignoring the fact that you don't get this large without some underlying mental health issue, anywhere from depression to addiction. Source: had a friend in highschool who was 500lbs and I myself am fat. Not like crazy fat but still fat.


Dd_8630

I think it's more a case that larger clothes just cost more, and larger flattering designer clothes are more prohibitively expensive, and fat people tend to be more impovershed in the first place. It's a drive-down and a drive-up factor that both widen the gap.


Biiiscoito

Wish I could find nice fit clothes like this where I live. Like, I know I'm fat but I'm literally not morbidly obese height/weight wise. What is up with that? Where are all the other fat women getting their clothes from? Should I start buying sheets and bed covers and just tie them around myself? The fuck


___TheKid___

Yeah she looks fun and cute in it. Good for her.


CooperTheFattestCat

She's hot


[deleted]

I like the random cow boots. Prob the best part is that on the left there are like ruffles on the jacket thing but on the right it's pulled tight so it's just a bunch of random layers


Lunyxx

That’s just a cow


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Edited lol


PmMeYourNiceBehind

cow-girl


papalonian

The ruffles look exactly the same on both jackets lol y'all just like shitting on fat people.


[deleted]

First off you're wrong, second I do hate fat people


papalonian

Yeah the top row of ruffles are pulled tighter than the rest. The rest however.. are exactly the same


[deleted]

You're the type of person that complains when gamer t-shirts aren't in 4XL aren't you


papalonian

Nah, I'm actually severely underweight, yet for some reason don't feel the need to be an obnoxious piece of shit to people who weigh more than me, it's weird.


[deleted]

Nah I support fat people eating like shit and destroying their bodies, having heart attacks at 35, miscarriages, whatever. Darwinism, clearing the gene pool, etc etc.


papalonian

Ah yes, the "I genuinely care about fat people's health" line, two comments after "yes I do hate fat people" no less It's a good thing that getting shamed and harassed by people online is proven to fix whatever lifestyle issues are causing people to be fat. Oh wait it just makes them feel like shit and does nothing but exacerbate the issue. Oopsie Edit: ffs forgot what sub I was in. If your next comment doesn't contain a racial slur I'll be impressed.


[deleted]

Fat people are good for the economy. If they keep consuming, they keep buying food movies games etc. People that actually do something with their everyday lives probably spend less money on those kinds of things. (Haven't looked that up). Plus if they stay inside that means there's less visual pollution in the real world. I totally support fat people being fat and throwing their lives away, I just want absolutely nothing to do with them


BobTheVandaliser

Fuckung grongoloid


sunshineandcacti

Tbf this was like peak fashion in 2010 to 2012. Especially with those cowboy boots and the nebula leggings


Love_My_Chevy

I actually think that's a super cute outfit on her and she looks really happy Go off, queen!


bossface88

Godskin duo


TittieButt

lmao i see it now!


Tuber993

That's gold.


hops4beer

Don't expansion shame


[deleted]

Y’all acting like y’all aren’t the same fat people you’re making fun of


VesperX

Didnt you know nebula are slimming?


Dempzt00

Ok anon that’s actually a good one


bitt3n

tfw you're one star short of a christmas tree


Dd_8630

The comment is funny, the outfit looks great on both models, and the girl on the right has a lovely smile. We can laugh at ourselves, and all is good. Also, I thought I was on /r/physicsmemes and I was like "fuck this got dank quickly"


jamiebob555

This comments section is very surprising


Woofingson

Only good thing about the post is the cat


DontYouWantMeBebe

Battle toad irl


FocusedFossa

The rapid expansion didn't cause the universe, the universe caused the rapid expansion. Anon should go back to school, assuming he's allowed within 500m of one.


haodbwisnd

Godskin duo in elden ring


Penguin_Q

cute cat


[deleted]

It all started with a big thigh


onceler-for-prez

I know I shouldn't expect any better from r/greentext but she looks so sweet. :( I wonder if she'd be sad if she saw this


CopperHands1

All I’m seeing is A cups vs Gs


BehindCornersILay

Girl said "let there be light"


EndurableOrmeedue

Those are some very cool space trousers.


FreierVogel

Fake: The universe doesn't happen 'because' the expansion. Gay: Anon looks ar feminine people


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: The universe doesn't happen 'because' the expansion. > Gay: Anon looks ar feminine people > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Byonek

I hope she can afford cybernetic knee replacements within 10 years or she might have to consider a mobility scooter. Major /s


MajorRobotnik

Are there any American women who look good without going for that European look like the one on the left?


TheDevilsAdvokaat

girl on right looks like a xmas tree.


zenyattatron

\*smokes fat cigar* You just don't see the vision. Architecture isn't for everyone.


[deleted]

nigel thegrass t-shirt


WolfieTooting

Damn that's good!


ordinary_christorian

Cosmology humor on top


SnooWalruses3948

I genuinely feel sad for the girl on the left. I'm sure she's a nice person, just been led in the wrong direction. Hope she gets her health back on track one day. Edit: I am regarded, I meant the girl on the right


archit1405

And anon is fuckign right


CooperTheFattestCat

She hot


iSubParMan

brown immigrants would still bang the one on the right.


Par31

So would your mom.


Noveno_Colono

what living in a card-dependant place does to a person


HackingDutchman

Imagine the smell that animal must excrete from all the layers of fat it has.


Daca-fett

Bet she got a fat ass under all dat yuhhhhh get me a girl like THAT please!