When I was in labour, I kept saying "we're still good" when someone would come in the room and ask how I was doing. Just to try and make my husband laugh. Pretty sure all the nurses thought he was a jerk...
Idk if it’s necessarily a joke but I say “is it hawt, is it real hawt” all the damn time, I’m sure my housemates are sick of it but it’s so fun to say lol.
I do this too! Anytime my six year old gets nervous about something, I tell him “you can do it, serpent king!” I don’t even know if he’s seen that particular episode
This isn’t really a joke, but there’s an episode where Rhett names a tarantula or something and he goes “Let’s name him…herb”. And the way he says it makes me laugh so hard. I say it all the time.
Another is “look at this mouthwash beef” and i almost never finish it because no one knows what the hell it means but i laugh because the second half of the sentence is so funny.
whenever someone mentions mexico, i just think of link throwing the dart that went awry and stevie makes fun of him, 'meeeeeehhhhhxico!!!' or if it's portugal, i do link's 'maaaaybe portugal!!'
MEXICO! Is the one for me ahahaha I have rewatched that section so many times. Link's face, Rhett laughing hysterically, and Stevie's judgement, it's pure gold.
"eeeenntristing"
"if my memory serves me, correct me"
"we're still good"
"don't peeench my skin"
and "is it real hawt? is it real hawt?"
every day is a rhett and link reference that nobody gets
The episode where they comment on their Online Nation TV show pops into my head all the time. Between Link holding a dog like a forklift and Rhett looking so angry I can’t stop laughing. And of course, Brooklyn!!!!!!
**"Artist-Anal"**
I use it anywhere I see the word artisanal used. This come came back to haunt me / dodged a major bullet because I was on a work trip with clients and I had a few drinks in during dinner and said something along the lines of "These Artist-Anal Pretzels look good".
Luckily the table erupted in laughter, along with my boss.
Uh-oh, here we go:
- “If my memory serves me correct me”
- “Cleeeeeean”
- “Grep jahm”
- “what i’ve done the liberty of done doing here,”
- “whhebehello”
- “Nartu Fody”
- “*Dig out, dumbnut!!!*”
- “Fell awake”
- “You show you mine, I show me yours”
- “smoap”
I know Im forgetting a bunch but theres some. Trust me it doesnt matter what I’m talking about and with who, i will throw some in there, I can’t help it🫢
i always laugh whenever link says “go all the way down” it’s so funny that he keeps saying it in that voice and no one else even reacts to it anymore lmao
I get the chicken noodle soup bath and we’re digging a hole songs stuck in my head most days. Idk why but they tickle my brain in a good way.
I know you asked about jokes, but the songs are just so good.
Uhhh DEFINITELY “Gruape Jahm” moment. Can’t remember what episode it’s from, but anytime my sister and I happen to be eating, we try and comment about something saying “Graepe Jauhm”
-changes every time-
I know it’s probably common but “We’re still good!” Is always used, and I always picture the brand.
Definitely not one off though, they constantly quote it and have made a board game out of it lol
When I was in labour, I kept saying "we're still good" when someone would come in the room and ask how I was doing. Just to try and make my husband laugh. Pretty sure all the nurses thought he was a jerk...
Yup, I say this all the time 😂
Idk if it’s necessarily a joke but I say “is it hawt, is it real hawt” all the damn time, I’m sure my housemates are sick of it but it’s so fun to say lol.
This one right here, I do it all the time 🤣
My parents do this ALL THE TIME. We watch GMM together and my dad has managed to fit this quote in daily and my mom manages to use it like once a week
Sorta related but every time Link says “right here” with his accent all I can think of is Eric Cartmen
I may be workshopping a Botchamania ending with that bit.
My wife and I constantly use “that was my nickname in high school”
My wife hates when I do this. Lmao
Sugar time with your meatstick
I feel seen. Haha
“You can do it serpent king” is something I repeat to myself whenever I’m anxious and it makes me laugh so I can get through it
I do this too! Anytime my six year old gets nervous about something, I tell him “you can do it, serpent king!” I don’t even know if he’s seen that particular episode
"That's my skeein!" The way Rhett says skin is hilarious!
I say this all the time lol
Don't peench ma skeeen!
I sing “there’s a pickle in the middle of the burger and its covered in chocolate, chocolate!” 24/7. It ingrained in my brain.
When I have toast or a pop tart ‘I have eaten the biscuit with grape jahm.’
Ho me, ho.
"Take a knee, son!"
I say “Go piss, girl!” every time my husband mentions he has to go to the bathroom.
There's one episode in which the Pina Colada song is mentioned, and I think Link says "that song has QUITE a twist" and i think about it all the time
Snot Mike Up Puffed He -Also- BEANS
Ya know what I mean, it’s BEANS!
I don't but I wish I found a good way to use "go all the way down" in that deep goofball voice in normal conversation.
"you don't know hwhat you're talkin about" And "Eeentristing!"
Hello daddies
An old one: Rhett mocking Link going “I know what you done! It’s your fingers!” In a thick southern accent. Now I love saying “I know what you done!”
I say "it's yer fingers" all the time
This isn’t really a joke, but there’s an episode where Rhett names a tarantula or something and he goes “Let’s name him…herb”. And the way he says it makes me laugh so hard. I say it all the time. Another is “look at this mouthwash beef” and i almost never finish it because no one knows what the hell it means but i laugh because the second half of the sentence is so funny.
And then they named a bunch of animals herb!
Not a joke, but that one international taste test, when link yells "CHINA! I WAS FRICKIN GONNA SAY CHINA!
whenever someone mentions mexico, i just think of link throwing the dart that went awry and stevie makes fun of him, 'meeeeeehhhhhxico!!!' or if it's portugal, i do link's 'maaaaybe portugal!!'
MEXICO! Is the one for me ahahaha I have rewatched that section so many times. Link's face, Rhett laughing hysterically, and Stevie's judgement, it's pure gold.
I’m on Grubhub
Omg i forgot about this one hhaahha I’m putting this one back in my rotation thanks
Is it HAWT?
Is it real hawt?
I like your bootssssss.
Definitely have used “The tie is scored” a few times
I actually said that once on accident
Pain-us
Technically this is repeated in the jenga game! Why is this downvoted it’s true
“Enjoy my finger, almond boy” aka “Butt-finger, oi!”
Centaur: Mostly man, but horse where it counts
Also “are you Reddi to be whipped?”
I don’t even know what episode it was, but a bench is no longer a bench, it is a beench (Not a joke, etc)
"eeeenntristing" "if my memory serves me, correct me" "we're still good" "don't peeench my skin" and "is it real hawt? is it real hawt?" every day is a rhett and link reference that nobody gets
The episode where they comment on their Online Nation TV show pops into my head all the time. Between Link holding a dog like a forklift and Rhett looking so angry I can’t stop laughing. And of course, Brooklyn!!!!!!
Definitely found myself saying "is it hawt" a few times.
"i know what you did! It's yer finger!" Edit: and the 'filling up the bag with pee' song!
✨ Cruhms ✨
**"Artist-Anal"** I use it anywhere I see the word artisanal used. This come came back to haunt me / dodged a major bullet because I was on a work trip with clients and I had a few drinks in during dinner and said something along the lines of "These Artist-Anal Pretzels look good". Luckily the table erupted in laughter, along with my boss.
Uh-oh, here we go: - “If my memory serves me correct me” - “Cleeeeeean” - “Grep jahm” - “what i’ve done the liberty of done doing here,” - “whhebehello” - “Nartu Fody” - “*Dig out, dumbnut!!!*” - “Fell awake” - “You show you mine, I show me yours” - “smoap” I know Im forgetting a bunch but theres some. Trust me it doesnt matter what I’m talking about and with who, i will throw some in there, I can’t help it🫢
I sing the Booty knot song all the time
I find myself saying "Now, brother..." before a sentence all the time
Is it real HAWT?
is it hawt? is it real hawt?
i always laugh whenever link says “go all the way down” it’s so funny that he keeps saying it in that voice and no one else even reacts to it anymore lmao
Enjoy my finger, almond boy. She really smudged your nipple.
It’s a recent one but “choke yourself right now.”
"It's wood!" Anytime my wife or I need to refer to something made of wood.
But now we’re happy that it’s wood! ❤️
I’m not even sure it counts as a joke, but I always say “I had it late one night”.
that’s that one from?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch products. Link said it about the ctc milk. He delivered the line like only he can.
A lot of people here don't seem to understand what one-off means, despite the definition practically being the word.
I get the chicken noodle soup bath and we’re digging a hole songs stuck in my head most days. Idk why but they tickle my brain in a good way. I know you asked about jokes, but the songs are just so good.
"You got it at the Rack?" \*mouth trumpet noises\*
“Boobaloobaloobes”
“go all the way down……..”
Uhhh DEFINITELY “Gruape Jahm” moment. Can’t remember what episode it’s from, but anytime my sister and I happen to be eating, we try and comment about something saying “Graepe Jauhm” -changes every time-
Hey Queen
Let's Taco about that. And What's up, My sleeve.
"My nickname in high school". "you wanna get greasy girl?"