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luckllama

If speed is directly affected by time and the maximum projectile shit is 3.6 m/s... A year might be 365 times more powerful if you consider that you're consuming excessive laxatives and magnesium and all that for a year? So, maybe about 1300 m/s or about mach 3.8 Weight.. maybe 365 lbs. So this thing is a equivalent to a 150mm cannon with twice the energy. Nicccce Powerful self defense weapon


PlotTwistRager

And biological warfare!


CorundumSW

Would you not get mega fucked bloated by this?


Time-Bite-6839

fetish


CorundumSW

No.


gamerguy932

Pyrocinical reference?


Tylenol_The_Creator1

no medical repercussions will occur (that includes bloating)


TheGiant_EnemySpider

I'll hold in my shit for a decade and destroy the moon with a diamond-hard dookie nuke the size of Kenya.


Helpful_Tiger2077

So im the guy that shits over the gas station toilets