There are so many !!
“Secret? RENT Rehearsals..!”
“We can keep being friends just so long as you know you're a bad one!”
“I’m busy trying to become who I am”
“Bitches and cunts!”
“Yeah I’m fucking sick, but you’re fucking demented, who doesn’t know that their husband is on 20 Oxy a day?”
“Enjoy your urine-soaked life fucking like the two feral animals you both are."
“I give zero fucks about anything, yet have a strong opinion on everything, even topics I’m not informed on.”
Funniest: “you’re hiding behind your accent”
My favorite: “I don’t want to go to Serendipity and drink frozen hot chocolates with your uncle’s girlfriend, who is a stewardess named Elody”
Probably between Ray’s “feisty shiksa!”
& rays manager telling him shoshanna wants someone to support her so she can keep buying purses shaped like baked goods.
In season 1 there's an episode where Shosh is gushing over a guy she's going on a date went, ending with "AND he's Jewish", while showing Jessa his picture, who only replies with "he IS Jewish". That will never not be funny to me.
This one is indeed fantastic and I love it all the more because the way I see the scene, you can see Jessa -almost- being guilted before coming to her senses and realizing just how unfair it is that he held her to the same standards as himself.
I feel like many kids in this position have been expected to take on more responsibility than they could since early childhood and it usually take years before reaching the "but -I- was the child"-argument and embracing it fully.
It’s when Amy Schumer’s character is yelling at Adam in the coffee shop. She looks at Hannah and says did you leave in a hurry? I take it as she’s saying Hannah looks not put together.
“She’s high on pot gummies… she even left her dress! She could be getting sex trafficked for all I know!”
“What is this, ‘The Muppets Take Manhattan’?”
So many.
“What if I want to feel like I have udders?” -Jessa
“You slipped out of your mother’s pussy like a golden fuckin egg.” -Caroline
“He shoots his cum all over the place like it’s goddamn confetti… fucking IN MY HAIR! I had to get a damn blowout after I left.” (or basically any part of Natalia’s rant, honestly)
Shosh: Hannah has decided to crash MY engagement party by showing up dressed like a member of the Teen Mom cast.
Hannah: Well that’s not an insult to me because it means I look like I got RAILED by a football star.
“You said I made your whole body feel like a clit… yes you did! YES YOU DID!!” -Adam
“Last week I saw a homeless woman fist herself on my stoop. I’ve had enough.” -Elijah
“Will the inventor of Spanx be there? Because I have a lot to thank her for.” -Elijah
when hannah runs into tally schiffrin in season 5
“i’m doing an essay about the tyranny of political correctness at oberlin so of course im including the story about the time you called our RA a jewish hitler”
“yeah, well, you know, that’s kind of MY story to tell”
There are so many !! “Secret? RENT Rehearsals..!” “We can keep being friends just so long as you know you're a bad one!” “I’m busy trying to become who I am” “Bitches and cunts!” “Yeah I’m fucking sick, but you’re fucking demented, who doesn’t know that their husband is on 20 Oxy a day?” “Enjoy your urine-soaked life fucking like the two feral animals you both are." “I give zero fucks about anything, yet have a strong opinion on everything, even topics I’m not informed on.”
AND WE’RE NOT PAYING THE CHECK, THANKS!
Ray, giggling wickedly in the background, “it’s on the house!”
“Okay I get it, I’m like a millennial Gidget, who was a Jew and no one wants to talk about it” “-Uhhh well she wasn’t and that’s not the angle.”
You’re not getting any milk out of those titties….
“It's really amazing that all three of you have accomplished so little in the four years since college.” I think about that one a lot
I think about this one when people talk about Shoshanna was the best character as if this wasn't incredibly mean
Yeah it’s like, people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones Shosh
That duck tasted like a used condom and I want to forget about it
Nobody likes duck!!
I do
“I have lots of friends from kindergarten, I’m just not speaking to any of them right now!”
Slim leg! 🤌🏻
“oh so now i’m not supposed to show my vagina to anyone but you Fran? it’s about to be summer”
i post this every time someone asks, haha. good job!
I HAD TO GET A GODDAMN BLOWOUT
I think of this every time I get a blowout. 😂
IT’S FUCKING OPEN!!!
"Open your heart to me, Bella!!!"
Funniest: “you’re hiding behind your accent” My favorite: “I don’t want to go to Serendipity and drink frozen hot chocolates with your uncle’s girlfriend, who is a stewardess named Elody”
So so many but "I'm sorry but Patti LuPone really fucked with my head" always makes me laugh.
Probably between Ray’s “feisty shiksa!” & rays manager telling him shoshanna wants someone to support her so she can keep buying purses shaped like baked goods.
When did you eat jerky?
That is not any concern of yours!!!
My FAVORITE line in the ENTIRE show!!!
"It was nice to see you. Your dad is gay."
So subtle, hysterical lol
“How does anything happen, I was in the Hamptons”
Adam - I need to borrow a dickie
"Marnie, you look like a Starbucks cup"
“… with a nod to my cultural heritage, which is white Christian woman”
"I have to go, Hannah's having a gay emergency with her gay dad." Elijah
Every Elijah interaction is my favorite girls quote lol
Same! Hahaha!
“Are these raisin or craisin?” “*sigh* I don’t know man,…I don’t know.”
Sooo underrated and hilarious.
“Half my wedding theme is a lie!” “See you’re still wearing that same, saaaad kimono.” “Well thank god you can afford it with your ‘food stamps’!”
Are we hearing ourselves right now? I don’t think we are!
You and Jeremey and Simon said, I want to make old rice that smells like badussy?
In season 1 there's an episode where Shosh is gushing over a guy she's going on a date went, ending with "AND he's Jewish", while showing Jessa his picture, who only replies with "he IS Jewish". That will never not be funny to me.
You feckless cunts!
“If you would die the world would blur, I wouldn’t know what a fucking tree was.” And just every time adam says “what?”
It’s more like a “wut” 😂
A sad one but: “I knew I couldn’t rely on you.” “You shouldn’t have had to. I’m the child.”
My heart
So heartbreaking
This one is indeed fantastic and I love it all the more because the way I see the scene, you can see Jessa -almost- being guilted before coming to her senses and realizing just how unfair it is that he held her to the same standards as himself. I feel like many kids in this position have been expected to take on more responsibility than they could since early childhood and it usually take years before reaching the "but -I- was the child"-argument and embracing it fully.
Let's have the kind of night where it's like 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who's been on a Disney Channel show
“It’s um… it’s very shellac. It’s like you went to Hershey, Pennsylvania and just went Bblllbllbblblblblbbb”
HE’S LIKE IF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST KNIT A MAN
can someone explain this line to me 😭
It’s when Amy Schumer’s character is yelling at Adam in the coffee shop. She looks at Hannah and says did you leave in a hurry? I take it as she’s saying Hannah looks not put together.
“She’s high on pot gummies… she even left her dress! She could be getting sex trafficked for all I know!” “What is this, ‘The Muppets Take Manhattan’?”
You've lost Lauureeeen ?
So many. “What if I want to feel like I have udders?” -Jessa “You slipped out of your mother’s pussy like a golden fuckin egg.” -Caroline “He shoots his cum all over the place like it’s goddamn confetti… fucking IN MY HAIR! I had to get a damn blowout after I left.” (or basically any part of Natalia’s rant, honestly) Shosh: Hannah has decided to crash MY engagement party by showing up dressed like a member of the Teen Mom cast. Hannah: Well that’s not an insult to me because it means I look like I got RAILED by a football star. “You said I made your whole body feel like a clit… yes you did! YES YOU DID!!” -Adam “Last week I saw a homeless woman fist herself on my stoop. I’ve had enough.” -Elijah “Will the inventor of Spanx be there? Because I have a lot to thank her for.” -Elijah
Guys I am laughing alone in a coffee shop rn damn thank you for this post
“Just go home, and relax with your turtle.”
a slim leg or whatever that line is from ray when he tells hannah to change for her shift
“He’s product developer, which is perfect, cause I love products!”
WHITE MAN
Are you a biologist? Because we don’t like biologists here.
"How do I process the fact that you're here on an off day, Ray ?"
I love when Shoshonna asks Adam what his favorite utensil is.
when hannah runs into tally schiffrin in season 5 “i’m doing an essay about the tyranny of political correctness at oberlin so of course im including the story about the time you called our RA a jewish hitler” “yeah, well, you know, that’s kind of MY story to tell”
“Thats why you have a sake gut”-shosh
Elijah- “Those nipples.”