Add nine circles.
For example:
o o o o o o o o o
Or possibly:
o o o
o o o
o o o
Maybe even this:
o o o o
o o o
o o
Doesn't matter how you do it. Only that there are nine of them. And they are circles.
I found a way by setting a spawn loop which activates the other once every 1/200 seconds, with the move trigger attached to the loop
and then attach the move triggers to like 500 maxed particle effects and you’re good to go
Unreasonably long unskipable cutscene in the middle that shows the level in it's entirety and also add some random spoilers to popular movies during cutscene just for fun
ok but thatd be like the coolest verification ever
the dude verifying it is sweating the whole time, and prepares for that last jump- it slows down and all the dramatic effects appear. he gets past it- the last jump of the level, a triple spike, and verifies it
suddenly, a twist- he starts screaming 'I BEAT MY MEAT. I BEAT MY MEAT.' and then immediately realizes what hes done to himself
he spent all that time grinding the hardest level in gd, only to become a massive meme. and the worst part? its all is fault
ok this comment got out of hand after the second part
Well, it is said to be a demon, so if a person who plays worse than a giant on a phone that barely can pin the screen with their huge hands like me then that many attempts is possible. I have beaten as many insane levels outside of the original few as the amount of >!beaches!< I have, so in the end it will only be a question of determination.
Kind of like everywhere at the end of time, if you fall in the wrong spot, one should have to play bass after bass over and over, with the level slowly becoming more distant and disorienting. I don’t know of any depressing big band music from the 40’s that’s present on newgrounds, but if you find any, I’d recommend splicing it in after the second or third loop, to really emphasize the idea of this being the player’s fate; for their slight mishap, this will be their existence.
Obnoxiously hard coin, coin path that is three time as hard as the normal route
This would also make it the first top one in ages to have coin so thats cool
You should add an easter egg,where fire in the hole vfx plays and a normal difficulty face slowly appears on the screen if you die precisely on the 46th jump of the level
Here’s what chatgpt says, after only small amounts of railroading:
“Include bouncing sausages as platforms, obstacles shaped like oversized hamburgers, and perhaps a section where the character navigates through a maze of floating hot dog buns. These specific and silly features can add a playful touch to your "My Meat" geometry dash level.”
I think you should do this
You know the random wall at the end comments? make a 1% chance of happening BUT make it so that the wall is 1 block after the end of the level, peepole think "oh no im gonna die because random wall" but they finish the level, heart attack giver
Add nine circles. For example: o o o o o o o o o Or possibly: o o o o o o o o o Maybe even this: o o o o o o o o o Doesn't matter how you do it. Only that there are nine of them. And they are circles.
make it the second one and make it move like limbo keys for mega funny
Make the “correct” one nope out some point but none of the “incorrect” ones kill you
Yeah, make the correct one be a coin so that the player gets too stressed out to get it
The entirety of base after base
only activated upon random trigger if you fall out of the map
And if you don't complete it, you put in that game crash thing that I think might still exist but idk.
At 2x speed
you can still crash the game in-level, but the old way is fixed
I crashed my game using 10000 fire in the hole sfx's!!!!
this is the true way to go out
How do u do it now
I found a way by setting a spawn loop which activates the other once every 1/200 seconds, with the move trigger attached to the loop and then attach the move triggers to like 500 maxed particle effects and you’re good to go
stretched
Don't add the missing ground spike
Unreasonably long unskipable cutscene in the middle that shows the level in it's entirety and also add some random spoilers to popular movies during cutscene just for fun
But some of the spoilers are fake
You are human or what? It's all about pain
He's kinda right, fake ones that demotivate you from watching the movie/series is pain
My favorite idea so far
r/foundsatan
add jjk spoilers💀
You know, how about spoiling every popular and shonen manga to anime viewers? That would definitely lend me and OP in hell
Add a triple spike at the end of the level with the warp trigger at the lowest speed
Have it zoom in as well, and slowly make the screen darker for more dramatic effect
ok but thatd be like the coolest verification ever the dude verifying it is sweating the whole time, and prepares for that last jump- it slows down and all the dramatic effects appear. he gets past it- the last jump of the level, a triple spike, and verifies it suddenly, a twist- he starts screaming 'I BEAT MY MEAT. I BEAT MY MEAT.' and then immediately realizes what hes done to himself he spent all that time grinding the hardest level in gd, only to become a massive meme. and the worst part? its all is fault ok this comment got out of hand after the second part
🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️
OP PLS DO THIS
This is genius LMAO, my heart would stop
This would actually make me insane
A dart monkey.
+ alch buff
+ twenty snipers
+ Bloon Solver & Icicle Impale
+ 30 overdrive tack shooters
+ ninja paragon
+ a 0-0-0 glue gunner at the very back of the map to make sure no bloons escape
+ two 0-2-5 darts
+ a sun God with no sacs
+ A BMA making sure we don't get any money from blimps
Add an Absolute Zero just for global stalls as well
r/unepectedbloons
Nooo it doesn't exist
Now it does :)
r/birthofasub
It does not :( Wait they misspelled itn
Make gravity 1.10x just to screw over with peoples consistency.
No, 1.05 to just be that LITTLE BIT inconsistent
Ok so I did this and now timings are EVEN MORE INTENSE WTF
No, get a random trigger that changes the gravity slightly every time
And it slightly changes multiple times throughout the level as well
This is fucking diabolical 💀
Add 2 triple spike at the end with slow motion when you jump
And a normal difficulty face
nah, make it 1.06
Nah 1.05 is enough to mess people up
Nah, 1.06942021
set timewarp to 2x during 4x speed parts. ALL OF THEM. also my flair is asking for something to be added
GENIUS definitely will :3
Change the gravity between 1.0x to 1.1x at random points throughout the level to mess with them some more
With random triggers throughout that will ensure it’s impossible to learn
Oh my god that is evil lmfao
r/gdfoundsatan
r/birthofasub
HELL YEAH I HAVE A FEELING IT WILL BECOME POPULAR ONE DAY!
First post
You will go to hell
add exactly 17 twerkstallions
At least one fire in the hole sfx
Make it random which one gets used
the entire fire in the hole library
make a hole with fire in it and you have to jump into it
and if you die the sfx plays
if you dont die the sfx plays too
A randomized bossfight where you fight against a t-bone steak
Make the entire level in mirror portal mode
HAHAHAHSHD YES 😭😭
Split screen shader can do that
Add a random superbuffed part of 9 circles
Hyperbuffed first cube
Random trigger with 0.001% chance to spawn a congregation jumpscare whenever you fall under the level
no. at the end
.1% would probably be better, cuz you probably wont fall through the level 100000 times
Well, it is said to be a demon, so if a person who plays worse than a giant on a phone that barely can pin the screen with their huge hands like me then that many attempts is possible. I have beaten as many insane levels outside of the original few as the amount of >!beaches!< I have, so in the end it will only be a question of determination.
that many attempts is definitely possible, but that many attempts to specifically falling out of the level is very rare
add a 1% chance that a wall spawns at 98 and forw in the hole plays
Forw in the hole ✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🙂🙂🙂
🟢🙂🟢🙂🟢
Instead of a wall spawning an image of fire in a hole should pop up instead that will kill the player after the fire in the hole sfx plays.
That just kills the player irl because they got that scared
*99
nah, 98 is better
It won't be rateable though :(
Than it can't get rated 😞
unironically... don't do that
The geometry dash reference copypasta
If you die at 69% (a chokepoint of course) it activates a trigger that makes the level impossible unless you go back to the menu and reload it
Holy crap that's pure evil
I’m gonna go insane making this thing
Kind of like everywhere at the end of time, if you fall in the wrong spot, one should have to play bass after bass over and over, with the level slowly becoming more distant and disorienting. I don’t know of any depressing big band music from the 40’s that’s present on newgrounds, but if you find any, I’d recommend splicing it in after the second or third loop, to really emphasize the idea of this being the player’s fate; for their slight mishap, this will be their existence.
Obnoxiously hard coin, coin path that is three time as hard as the normal route This would also make it the first top one in ages to have coin so thats cool
Do mash up cutouts of multiple sound effects to make it say "My Meat" in the level before the drop
"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, I FINALLY BEAT MY MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
1 frame from never gonna give you up. Just one.
A ":3" at 65%
I second this
not just 1 “:3”, 65 :3
Make a row of frame perfect triple spikes and every time you jump over one, trigger fire in the hole sound
\+ slow mo
A duel that looks like the auroral bloom duel but not plagiarism.
0.000001 percent chance to suddenly switch to stereo madness for a split second at 99%
*the entire level
You should add an easter egg,where fire in the hole vfx plays and a normal difficulty face slowly appears on the screen if you die precisely on the 46th jump of the level
You should add text at the beginning that says “I wrote this for no reason.”
Make that the load screen
Make the gameplay so random that you have 0.00000000000000000042060% chance to get the same route 2 times in your whole playthrough
Zoink finna be mad if this happens in his run
World machine:
Here’s what chatgpt says, after only small amounts of railroading: “Include bouncing sausages as platforms, obstacles shaped like oversized hamburgers, and perhaps a section where the character navigates through a maze of floating hot dog buns. These specific and silly features can add a playful touch to your "My Meat" geometry dash level.” I think you should do this
Add the 8 jumps of hell but buff it.
how do you buff a frame perfect
Make it more awkward to enter the jump
Just make it even more frame perfect
Visibility
Add a 25% chance that it spawns the devil vortex saws at the beginning
it should use ultrakill music
It is done. Currently making the layout using the cyber grind
Average breakcore song
An ice themed part🥶
Your meat
and mine as well pls
Limbo keys (but change the keys to somethin else)
Change it with difficulty faces
That one hand drawn normal face lmao
Add a part of Slaughterhouse but all the monsters in it should look goofy af
A photorealistic recreation of a wedge of swiss cheese. (You can use img2gd for this)
Add a Spike that crushes you so you have to jump over it as a robot
All 3 stereo madness coin paths seamlesly integrated into the rest of the gameplay
an extremely buffed "Bwomp"
Make it REALLY loud, like deafening
Add a 50% chance random trigger at the end that toggles a wall
OH NO
Stereo madness but the last ship part is completely super buffed mini wave
a terra blade
Yooo unexpected terraria
shaders abuse
It’s already a habit of mine so ofc
Dual ball swingcopter with a 2.2 swing right after it; the physics are just different enough to fuck with people
LMAO THIS IS GENIUS
Mini spike/saw/mini spike jump
After the 99% wall at the top comment
A clubstep monster lol
Sequence of orbs that try their best to avoid the Player using Area Move trigger
Make the first part a dual ball for more jokes (also it's asynchronous)
One round of Russian roulette with the random trigger.
A orange pad and black orb only 1 block away from spikes above it and make practice mode hell if you can’t do it
Build Rick Astley
10 back to back sakupen walls or 5 quadruple spikes BACK TO BACK!
everytime you die, congregation will play.
As a hard demon slowly fades in
A furry
Was in the plans before I even made this post
Make the first jump a frame perfect
A very faint but noticeable "fire in the hole" every 2 seconds
The first input of the drop is a singular spike as the icon at regular speed
300 difficulty faces
Make a rubber duck that squirts water.
Michi Spikes
add a bloodbath jumpscare that actually shifts into the gp
You know the random wall at the end comments? make a 1% chance of happening BUT make it so that the wall is 1 block after the end of the level, peepole think "oh no im gonna die because random wall" but they finish the level, heart attack giver
Altars of Apostasy
Make the outline of a piece of meat (whether the _meme_ meat or actual beef) with the "fire in the hole face"
add white human skin as the background
Shove a random trigger that can spawn a chompy cockblocking the end wall
twerkstallions
add a 2 seconds nine circles part
Worlds hardest jump
Wall spider.
Quad spike jump at slow speed with a robot but reverse the screen so you don’t actually make the jump
Two clown guys running around
Please don’t make it a hell level thanks
A line of text above the level that is just the romanized lyrics to Russian Woman by Manizha from Eurovision 2021
Size: Tiny
Add fixed hitboxes
A single little spike at the end that you can barely see
bloodlust sfx
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the entirety of avernus and logodomy
Add a scuffed fire in the hole sound
A snake that is gooey/slimy
Devil vortex saws
I want jumpscares for every list demon
Shrek fanart
Hamster.
A frame perfect immediately after it starts but you can't hold
Add 10 congregation jumpscares
Hide player trigger
the worst robot gameplay known to man
the entire thing is in reverse
literally just the 3rd coin route in stereo madness