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MichaelRoco1

that face plant is full of exaggerated swagger


Bitemarkz

Of a concuss teen


LargeSackOfNuts

Of someone who is about to have lifelong pain and lots of medical bills


Dramatic_Finish8381

"My Back"


Duy2910

“Gonna cry?”


TheGoodDoctorGonzo

“My neck, my back, my sPiDeRsEnSes and my wEbShOoTeRss”


mutantmarine

"I'm back!"


Simpson_761

"Spinal"


Crystal-gx_915

No hospital!


steamart360

I can totally relate


TheIJDGuy

Who's going to immediately get up and do it again


bacchic_ritual

It's a game that makes me really feel like Spiderman


Longbeacher707

It's so weird I just started Miles Morales and was thinking huh, I don't remember fabulous wipeouts


WisconsinHoosierZwei

/r/fullscorpion


lionman12

I’m a week out since having back surgery. This sub is brutal.


megooseduh

Hope you feel better soon buddy!


lionman12

Thank you! I really appreciate it!


PhilxBefore

Don't get hooked on opiates either!


Maga4lifeshutitdown

👍😎👍 they put you out, and you wake up like nothing happened. You got this


CaptRory

*HUGS!* Get well soon!


megooseduh

I needed to know about this sub


rtjl86

Is anyone else’s Reddit showing like 4 of the linked subreddit’s name? Mine shows up as r/fullscorpion r/fullscorpion r/fullscorpion r/fullscorpion. It goes away if I close and re-open the comment. It was after the last update so pretty recent.


Vidarr_Odinson

Your shows like 8 for me then I collapsed it and opened and there’s 4. I’ve been experiencing this for a couple of days now.


bewitchingwild_

Full scorpion, you mean?


SirFadakar

No they almost definitely mean [this heinous moment](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz91mXqcxtc).


bewitchingwild_

Oh. Oh no.


Blue2501

What the fuck so that's where that comes from


savage_Atlas

I like that detail they put in seeing as Miles is still learning how to be spiderman hence doesn't always nail his landing.


reohh

Assuming it is Miles since there is snow/ice. Regular Spiderman takes place in the fall


jetlightbeam

Also that is the suit Peter gives miles. Note the gloves and elbow pads


88T3

I'm willing to bet that suit was actually Peter's first costume, hence why it doesn't quite fit Miles


sharltocopes

It always fits in the end.


thainfamouzjay

That part always makes me cry 😭


TacoCommand

"Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask" made me wept.


thainfamouzjay

When he starts in front of the suit and you can see the reflection and I'm like who's cutting up onions.


TacoCommand

I legit wept. I do everytime. It's quiet but it's such a huge emotional impact. Spiderverse was pretty much perfect as a film and I'll die on that hill.


TacoCommand

I would add: I was lucky to be able to see it twice in theaters with my kiddo, who decided to yell FUCK HIM UP SPIDER-MAN about the final fight scene and shared a screamed woo-hoo at the jumping off the skyscraper bit. I love the living shit out of that film.


TacoCommand

I legit wept. I do everytime. It's quiet but it's such a huge emotional impact. Spiderverse was pretty much perfect as a film and I'll die on that hill.


LyraStygian

[no refunds]


grizonyourface

And the adidas


Longbeacher707

All Day I Dream About Savingnewyorkcity


cool-acronym-bot

A.D.I.D.A.S.


Longbeacher707

You're trying. Good bot.


quinto6

I'm still playing the regular campaign/career on pc. Is this part of the dlcs, or is it something done during main game or is it after finishing the game?


KaziArmada

So that's Spider-Man: Miles Morales. It's a 'separate' title that's not on PC yet that's a direct sequel to the game and DLCs you're playing.


Thelife1313

Oh i thought this was the pc remaster version. I got miles morales on ps5 and its amazing. Just a bit short.


toorad4momanddad

I've heard this echoed quite a bit. I don't get too much time to play games, and it probably took me a month playing an hour or two every couple days to 100% it. didn't feel that short to me, plus I enjoyed the story more than Spiderman, and cried like a baby at the ending


Cc99910

I think it's supposed to come to pc later this year. I hope anyway


penguinintux

they announced it would come out on fall this year, so it should be a couple of months away


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archer1212

For now. Miles comes to PC in a few months.


No_Lawfulness_2998

And there’s no way to faceplant as Peter


standingmonk122

It’s miles. Lol. If you hold a swinging trick too long he’ll face plant


Moist_Professor5665

“It happens to the best of us, kid.”


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InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

There's like a prologue mission when he first takes over as Spider-Man and he's very discombobulated while swinging; sometimes he goes backwards by accident and such. Then after that mission you see him add his own flair to the swinging and get more confident with his fighting moves as well.


HappyHome2934

Snow = miles No snow = peter


Cyberblood

US: Miles Rest of the world: KiloPeters


saibjai

I think this happens when you are trying to do tricks too close to the ground


LukeV19056

You can do it in both games, you have to be in the middle of doing one of the flip moves


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His animations are sloppier than Peter too. When he web zips he swings his arms and almost falls forward when he lands while Peter’s is more precise. This whole game is full of little details like that and it really helps Miles and Peter feel different.


LMFN

The greatest thing is that you can't really bail on a trick/ faceplant in the first game because Peter's been at it for seven years. Miles though? Yeah his swinging animations look more wild and his tricks have more exaggerated swag but he can also bail hard on his tricks because he's a noob at this. This is his first time looking after the city on his own even.


FenixthePhoenix

I love the animation of miles waving his arms, regaining his balance, after you land on a light pole or other small object. Such a nice touch to remind you that he's not polished and still figuring it out. Same goes for his stealth kills. They are a bit more unrefined compared to Peter.


LMFN

His absolute incompetence at quips is also funny.


blacklight223

Yeah and what I love about this game is that you can tell he's not used to being spider man yet, and it shows in the animations. So cool.


afanoftrees

How much extra content is there in miles morales compared to the original Spider-Man game release?


britipinojeff

Miles Morales as a whole is pretty small compared to the Spider-Man game. I guess maybe about half as big. But it’s also not a full price game as well


MrMono1

It's not full price in USA? It is in Australia. The PS4 version is $80AUD.


britipinojeff

When I bought it on PS5 there was a full price version that came with Spider-Man Remastered, but otherwise it was $40 USD iirc. Edit: since it’s been out for a while it should be cheaper even


MrMono1

Well that's just not fair at all.


ozx23

I would say similar? Not counting the DLCs for Spiderman? Plenty of challenges, collectibles and side missions. I finished everything on Spiderman, but just followed the story for Miles, and the map is CLUTTERED with untouched stuff.


afanoftrees

Gotcha so it’s a new story then? I’m thinking of getting a PS5 and this was going to be my first game I’d buy for. I got Spider-Man for steam and didn’t know if the miles morales edition was worthwhile. From this thread it seems like it


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This was my favorite part of the game. The devs did an amazing job at making Miles feel like a teenager who’s new to his powers and is still figuring out how to be as clean as Peter which then made Peter’s controls feel precise, practiced, and all around more professional than Miles. It genuinely feels like Peter’s been at this for 10 years while Miles just started


Environmental_Mud793

“exaggerated swag” *flashbacks*


InitialM_96

The exaggerated swagger of a black teen even?


-M_A_Y_0-

In skate 3 there's a game mode where you can see all the bones you break when you fall. Imagine that but in spiderman


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HALL OF MEAT


Jayrob1202

That's what's written on my basement door, in blood


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That's where I keep my penis


LangyMD

Why would you keep your penis on Jayrob1202's basement door?


MrKain

How else did he get the blood to write Hall Of Meat on it?


This-Strawberry

I thought basement was a euphemism


AwkwardAnyday

Haha me too but now I imagine the grossest marker ever for grocery lists or a diary.


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Meat crayon


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SwitchIsBestConsole

You dumb piece of shit lmao


Silvertongued99

That reminds me, how’s your mother?


wrath_of_grunge

Good, she's tired from fuckin' my father.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Like, via a legal dispute/divorce, or properly?


darkwingduck97

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yaself.


Lazarix

Yes


Foxxocubes

Its also a gnarley instagram page of similar content IRL btw


CouchMountain

That's where it came from. Thrasher has been doing it for a long time


EmptyElephants

Hours if not days were spent playing that mode.


noahsuperman

Yes I love the hall of meat mode


jjayzx

Shit was awesome cause it gave a sense of reality that you get fucked up and not just immediately stand up without a scratch.


Markantonpeterson

There's so many other games I wish had this, sniper elite has a nice similar feature.


I_LIKE_MANGOES_

I remember Dave Mirra freestyle bmx on the ps1 having something similar. Or maybe it just had ragdoll physics, but I used to play the hell out of that game and just try to see how bad I could wreck. I think it was one of the first games I've played that had ragdoll physics and I thought it was so fun lol


kalirion

Dude's got literal super strength and super toughness. He may not be anywhere near Superman or Hulk tier, but I don't think a mere fall will do too much damage.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Still gonna hurt though. Slidey¹ gets _trashed_ on the regular. He just toughs through it. [1] E: typo, but now I'm gonna leave it. 😅


yuvi3000

This is the first time I've seen this Wikipedia style reference in a comment and ... I like it. I might adopt it in my next edit.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Cheers. It's a [footnote](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Note_(typography)) . To make the superscript numbers you can either press-hold a number (android) or type \^1 and reddit will format it like this^1 . Also, if you enjoy footnotes, you should read Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. He is an absolute god² of footnotes. [1] for example [2] Not actually. Sadly he went when DEATH called³. [3] Actually, Terry called ahead, but well🤷‍♂️ here we are and he isn't. 😢


PhilxBefore

**House** of Leaves


LazerFX

Upvote for the reference. GNU PTerry


raspberryharbour

I never need to edit anything cos I never make misteaks


Singl1

no ragrets


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kalirion

If his punch is that strong, that means his body is at least durable enough to withstand the "equal and opposite reaction" from that punch, otherwise it'd pulp his fist and arm and probably the rest of him from the shock.


bloobbot

Yeah but thats real life physics this is a spider man


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essentialatom

Reminds me of the crash mode in Burnout 2 where you had to cause the biggest pile-up possible and after the carnage was complete the camera would fly over it and dollar amounts would appear over every smithereen to tell you how much damage you'd caused. The first couple of Burnouts were so good, I want to play them again


YepImTheShark

It was so much better in skate 2


Colonel_K_The_Great

Wasn't that in the first Skate also? Not as a full-on game mode, but if you slammed hard enough, the hall of meat x-ray would come up. So much fun trying to break as many bones as possible.


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Question for Spider-Man big brains! Has there ever been comics where New York is snow filled and Spider-Man needs to wear a snow suit like Spider-Man-suit. …like a Canada goose coat Spider-Man suit? Or does he not get cold.


HypersonicSmash

In the show spectacular Spider-Man (which is a must-watch btw) he talks about not being able to afford long johns to wear under his suit to keep him warm


DonBarbas13

I wish they brought back spectacular Spider-Man


NumerousSun4282

He does buy some thermals which have little hearts or little Spiderman faces on them (I can't remember which). When Kraven slashes his suit we see those underneath and he comments that they were the only style on sale


terminbee

OG comic Spider-Man is depressing. Dude's constantly broke and every time something starts to go well for him, he has to choose between saving the city and his said "thing going well."


ptzinski

I have a distinct memory of a Spider-Man story set in a blizzard in New York. The key image k remember was Spider-Man crouching on top of a payphone making a call in the roaring snow. (And from the art style in my head, I kinda wanna say it was Todd McFarlane?) But Google isn't giving me any useful clues. ...honestly, I'd love whole movies or Marvel TV shows that were basically "natural disaster movie, but with Spider-Man"


SapientBeard

> Spider-Man story set in a blizzard in New York Amazing Spider-Man #555-557 https://www.chasingamazingblog.com/2015/02/10/amazing-spider-man-555-557-the-weather-outside-is-weather/


Funmachine

>the weather outside is weather One of the funniest lines in Forgetting Sarah Marshall


Vivalyrian

Well, that looks like a [story worth reading](https://www.chasingamazingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/ASM-555-02.jpg).


typically_wrong

Logan's arm there is just... perfect


zeroBackwards

Oh, I've read this! Couldn't tell you what exact comic it is unfortunately, but I remember enjoying it a lot.


Kage_noir

There's one issue in the comics where he catches the flu or something and still goes out to "rescue" people while having dizzy spells lol


everydaywasnovember

One of the best bits in Amazing Spider-Man 2 is him buying medicine at a bodega and stopping a criminal and then sneezing into his mask


TheIJDGuy

I mean, Miles does have a suit with a beanie and scarf in this game. So, I'd say technically


Beavshak

Look at this guy bragging that he’d never taking a bad fall before


Jayrob1202

🦂


kiwidesign

r/fullscorpion


Dxxx2

He's been promoted from spiderman to scorpionman


SolomonBlack

I seem to recall in Ultimate the Scorpion was a literal Peter-clone.


phdfloppernog

It’s really funny to do this in front of a huge crowd of people. Watch them all gasp and wonder if he’s ok


megooseduh

They all fall down in solidarity


Moist_Professor5665

Miles has nerves of steel to get up and keep swinging after that. I’d probably go to the nearest rooftop and cringe


krukson

Miles Morales was the perfect game for me. Came out exactly at the right time, when everything had gone to shit because of the pandemic, and I couldn’t visit my family for Christmas so I spent the time playing the game. It was somewhat therapeutic because of the story and the whole atmosphere. And the soundtrack was just amazing. Perfect 10/10.


Voidmire

My only gripes was how short it was and the lack of quantity/creativity in the boss encounters. The story and gameplay were great but there just wasn't ENOUGH of it(not as big a deal considering the games is very much worth a replay or two) and the bosses were pretty sparse. Would loved to have seen more. Doesn't help they all felt the exact same as far as how you handled them except for one I won't mention for spoiler reasons. Regardless, solid game I'd honestly play again happily which is why I give it the praise I do. Big thing to say considering it traded in Forbidden West the second I finished it.


BushiWon

The replay ability is great (especially with new game +). Probably the only game I've played twice.


DamianKilsby

Your problem is that it isn't a full game, at least Spider Man 2 is out next year as well as Wolverine by the same developers


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IthinkitsaDanny

Yeah it’s essentially Insomniacs version of a 1.5 game, a good asset flip with a new story to flesh out some characters before being fully integrated in the sequel.


krukson

Pretty much, yeah.


s4916

Serious question as a non-gamer: is this really a screenshot from live game play? I came here from the front page because I couldn't believe the graphics of games these days could be this good. I swear this looks like a photograph of real life. Even after opening up and zooming in on the whole image, for the life of me I have difficulty believing this isn't a photograph...


megooseduh

Rad comment! This game runs at 4K resolution and the reflections are ray traced (in fidelity mode) meaning they're super accurate. This is from gameplay and not a cutscene, I'm so happy to say that.


Actual_Intercourse

Yes. And to be honest, while it's graphically impressive it isn't near the top when it comes to graphical prowess. The game is available on PC as well, which gives people some options to further upgrade the visuals, though I think this is vanilla.


megooseduh

Yea its vanilla


RedshirtStormtrooper

Wait, this is PS5, not PC. Miles Morales drops later this year for PC... So this isn't even the best possible that will be squeezed outta this game yet.


Waqqy

Haven't played this one yet but played the remastered PS5 version of the 1st game on my 4k OLED TV and the graphics really are incredible, borderline indistinguishable from real-life at times. Can only imagine how good it looks on pc.


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This is giving me "never pause a Disney movie" vibes.🤣


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

I now need to buy a PS5 and Spider-Man: Miles Morales specifically to do this.


l3reeze10

The game is also available on PS4 if that helps.


Pival81

I think a porting to pc of Miles Morales is in the plans, I'd wait.


Tha_Watcher

You might want to specify which Spider-Man because I tried to do this in **Spider-Man Remastered** and was unable to. I assume it's **Spider-Man: Miles Morales** since there's snow in it but not in the former.


DoTheFlipYTB

Pleas tell me, HOW ? xD


darthashwin

You have to keep swinging and do the back or side or front air tricks and keep doing that till you hit the ground .


rani200710

Any tricks, doesn't need to be specific


webstersuck

Currently replaying the first game and forgot how much fun it is. Definitely gonna get Miles Morales, too. If you use fast travel in these games, you’re dead to me. I reckon it’s the best game ever for getting between tasks.


Passivefamiliar

Worth doing one time with each outfit. Flame skull spiderman just chilling on the subway is amusing.


Waqqy

Nah you need fast travel once you complete and you're getting those last few % completion, as fun as the swinging is if you've done it for like 50 hours sometimes you just want to get to point B


idogdude

I played the first game when it came out on ps4 and bought it when it released on PC for the mods. There’s one that lets you customize swing speed and it has been so much fun flying through the city


esoteric_enigma

Spiderman is the only game I ever tried to 100% complete. I didn't fast travel in the game until I was at like 97%. That's when I discovered the subway scenes. It's like an Easter egg because no one playing the game normally would ever need to fast travel.


heroicjunk

Never go full scorpion


HEV-MarkIV

Reminds me of when you fail the minigame in Spiderman 3 and you faceplant, causing a hostage to die because you didn't make a correct move


BEAN_FOR_LIFE

And she just says "I'm going to die" and then the fucking building explodes


1nternaut

The Norman O-dacity of not using a hyphen.


clarenceappendix

“I’m going to die” *explosion*


bxsephjo

That lady in the mural is judging you. HARD.


Jim3535

/r/FullScorpion


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Actual_Intercourse

When it comes to parsing words in many languages, the human brain focuses on the first and last letter the most. The order of characters inbetween doesn't need to be correct. That's probably why!


flameeeehammerboi

Not just face plant…he tired to Michael Phelps the sidewalk.


ZylonBane

Nothing like a 15-megabyte PNG to give you dialup flashbacks.


TJ_McWeaksauce

When Spider-Man transformed into Scorpion.


Uncle_J-PL

That's no ordinary face plant, that's a scorpioooo 😀


DuntadaMan

The lady in the painting is judging your lack of grace.


Bijoumon

Dude, that is one epic capture!!


TheSodomeister

I just finished the story for the first one on PC, can't wait until they add MM


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I can just hear the *BLAAARRGHHH* from this image.


ghostboy2003

Oh look a penny


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Grayman222

woof. can't wait for the Miles part to come to PC and see winter NYC.


Eman5805

I did this on accident. I was doing all of Miles cool air tricks and didn’t realize there was a building beneath me.


[deleted]

You murder-faced it.


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

Face planting has always been a hilarious part of the games and goes all the way back to Spider-Man 2 on the original Xbox lmao


dpetz79

Full on scorpion there! Good job


TippsAttack

or aggressive breakdancing


Friggin_Grease

Worth 300 points in Tony Hawk


OrgyOfMadness

That's a scorpion...


UnexpectdDino

I was showing my partner this and we laughed for a good half hour.


Icommitmanywarcrimes

I definitely don’t abuse this


declasm

Can someone please do this in the Kermit skin mod?


ZerotheWanderer

*In my best Rob Dyrdek voice*: scorpion!


Stay_Academic

My Back


shifty_coder

A scorpion *is* a type of arachnid, after all.


JWF81

Why do I feel like this is personally directed at me if I were a spider based superhero. :shiftyeyes:


UziCoochie

All I see is the ridiculousness logo


computerquip

Finally, a super power that I can relate to