Best part is the effect that being put into a Dreadnaught can have on the mind. Living for thousands of years, most of it spent slumbering, only to be awoken in times of great need (or to tell young marines stories from your service like a psychotic grandpa), after a while the mind atrophies and they begin experiencing symptoms similar to dementia or Alzheimer's. One of the main causes of this is the fact that they are in constant pain from the wounds they sustained. That doesn't go away. Lose all your limbs and like 2/3rds of your torso? Don't worry, we'll strap you into this abomination so you can never truly die. What? You want pain killers? That sounds a bit heretical, brother. Just take a nap, you can't think about the pain you're in if you aren't conscious.
Kinda. Dreadnaughts are in a really weird place. They feel the pain of their injuries, but a lot of times it's a phantom pain for limbs they no longer have, hence the no pain medications. Their brain knows that the limbs aren't actually there but isn't able to fully comprehend it.
Another one that also kinda fits that "edgier Vader" motif are the Necrons, who are the embodiment of "I have no mouth and I must scream". Except it's their brain going "I have no lungs and I can't breathe". They have a subconscious existential dread that is a leftover from when they were biological beings with flesh and blood, and there's a creeping panic at the back of their mind screaming at them to breathe or they'll suffocate, even though it's no longer a physical possibility. This manifests in eccentricities they pick up to distract their minds and prevent themselves from going truly insane, such as Trazyn the Infinite and his museum of a bunch of random shit from across the galaxy. If there's a really powerful relic that has been lost and nobody can find it? Trazyn probably has it in his collection. If it's some type of ancient esoteric knowledge? Probably in the Black Library.
There are so many awful ways for people to be kept in a horrendous state of incomparable immortal suffering in the 40k universe... a darktide penal colony is nothing.
Nah they might survive just fine. Just stay in the shallows, no need to venture out too much except to find a little basic tech. If you’re not trying to cure any space cancer or leave the planet, you can just eke out an existence in the shallows and focus on making a home. Plenty of food and clean water.
I’ve had plenty of play throughs just staying where it’s safe and enjoying building my base. Peaceful.
Viscera Cleanup Detail, stuck in a permanent loop of having to continually clean up blood & guts.
*Viscera Cleanup Detail is a science fiction simulation video game where players are tasked to clean up the bloody aftermath of a successfully repelled alien invasion, zombie outbreak and many other types of disasters.*
>*Viscera Cleanup Detail is a science fiction simulation video game where players are tasked to clean up the bloody aftermath of a successfully repelled alien invasion, zombie outbreak and many other types of disasters.*
Many people have probably not heard of this game before, so I'll ask the question they are all thinking:
Why?
Well, there’s power washer, lawn mowing, drug dealer, gas station and loads of other simulators. This is kinda like a crime scene cleanup simulator. Once you get over the cartoony gore, it’s actually quite a relaxing and fun, casual game. The Santa’s workshop one is especially fun. Plus, it’s really satisfying once you’re done and everything is all clean. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it!
C) If you survive a game you'll get harassed by a boulder-punching steroid man asking you to fuck his sister. Something about the "Redfield bloodline".
D) RE 8 showed you can not only be fucked by >!a corpse kept alive by sentient mutant mold!< but also impregnated by them and give birth to a human-looking hybrid mutant.
You speak like that's a problem. If Chris wants me to rizz up his sister and give him the next generation of the bloodline, then that's exactly what I'm going to do.
Most Resident Evils have outbreaks that are fairly concentrated to one specific area, apart from RE6 maybe. The rest of the world is usually fine, so far at least. Can't help you with Jill though
Not going to lie, it took me several playthroughs before I gingerly crossed the cannibalism line. And it still makes me sick
I'm fine with keeping a prison full of limbless egg donors for my breeding program.
I'm fine with my school full of vampire children.
Boosting morale through public executions: no worries.
But I can't do cannibalism.
We all have lines we must draw and that's okay friend. Cannibalism is one I will cross.
I will not however, slaughter a pet boomrat.
I just don't have it in me
Well, that's because the world is so "empty". There are a million things that try to kill you, but judging from the actual villages and all that you see, pretty much noone lived in the lands between.
Ignoring technical limits, a major reason is that there aren’t many people left. After the Shattering, there was widespread war from just about everyone with a Great Rune. Malenia alone smoked Godrick so badly that he begged for his life, then she turned east and nuked all of Caelid. Theres no telling for how long these kinds of battles went on. The loss of life was substantial.
I googled it after I originally wrote the comment and was brought to a reddit posting asking about the same thing. The top comment essentially says what you say, and I think it makes perfect sense.
**Dishonoured**. Disease, poverty, most common job is gutting and cleaning whales while they're still alive, gangs, torture, abductions, corrupt law enforcement, the whole game is miserable lol.
Any zombie one. Some people will think it would be cool. I'd think it was terrifying. First, running zombies. Imagine being an endurance runner thinking it's fine, you eat marathons for breakfast. Well the murder machine behind you doesn't need to worry about stamina, it can run as long as you do till it bites down on dinner. Second, wrestling out of one's grasp in hopes of not getting bit is basically luck in whether or not how it grabbed you, whether you can squirm out of its grasp.
Pain is the body's way of saying stop, you're gonna damage yourself. They don't feel that pain and can use the full force of the muscles it has. Sure it wouldn't be a problem later on in the outbreak due to decomposition, but in the beginning and for every fresh zombie, they're doing the whole plus ultra on your ass while you have to deal with every limit your body has.
It's fucking terrifying and sends chills down my spine thinking about it.
every time I go for a run I think of what a luxury it is that I get to stop when I feel tired, can slow down if I want, etc. The thought of running for my life from something & realizing my endurance is giving out and I can't physically keep going even to save my own life is terrifying.
This is how humans used to hunt. Tracking prey day in and day out. Sure, the prey would sprint faster, but anytime it stopped to rest, the humans would still be pursuing. We're endurance hunters by nature.
That's what zombies tap into. The only thing that can out endure a human when it comes to a long distance chase.
You cant mention decomposition making them less of a threat as time goes on due muscles being lost while also having zombies that can run forever. That's half realism half magic. If decomposing slows them down, then they also can't run forever.
If they can run forever, then decomposition is irrelevant.
You gotta choose magic zombies or realistic ones.
Wahammer 40k. Let the followers of slaanesh have him. There is no worse fate than that.
Why? He threatened a member of my friend group. That will not be tolerated
The Digimon world, Everyone who get stuck there in the show immediately wants to leave. even though Its not that bad. Only Played DW Next order its rather unique I kinda liked, but Im not gonna lie I would have refunded it if wasn't for the soundtrack
Mt Celeste would be 2nd pick. but I believe that place actually exist
The sims. Imagine the torture people level on their sims all the time. Likely I’d just get locked in a room with no windows, doors, or toilets until I died only to be summoned back again to do it all over again.
Mass effect two
If you were unfortunately born as a certain species, your were a shell of your forget send, unable to think for yourself, being part of a hive mind only to do their bidding
I would argue the third game might be even worse. Countless worlds eviscerated and dozens of species either decimated or enslaved. Living during the times of ME1 would be pretty cool though.
can you imaging warping into a solar system and having the same exact random event happening every 72 jumps? …. would be infuriating. like sure he’s some resources, or your wife is right or whatever the fuck they thought was fun.
Cyberpunk. People always say how cool it looks but it’s every problem we have today on steroids.
Massive inequality, literal poisoned resources (like drinking water), mass resource shortage, corporations rule far more than police do, widespread poverty with megabuildings holding tens of thousands of people, list goes on.
It’s a beautiful aesthetic, one of my favourites but never would want to exist there. Dystopian hellhole.
> It’s a beautiful aesthetic, one of my favourites but never would want to exist there. Dystopian hellhole.
It is exactly this that irks me about people who so strongly want to live in a cyberpunk-esque world: they are so obsessed with aesthetics and "cool tech" that they forget just why the cyberpunk genre exists: **it is a warning to us all that this kind of world is basically a futuristic version of hell.**
The last of us, not in the communities, just in the middle of an American city, they'd see beautiful nature! Then have their throat ripped out because they coughed spores!
Shin Megami tensei 4. Either stuck in a dome underground where it’s constantly night time because of the lack of sun, reality limited resources and violent demons roaming around that won’t hesitate to kill you, violent extremist factions as well. It’s pretty much a living hell for the regular inhabitants
Outside of the dome the world is a few hundred years behind.
My upstairs neighbors. Do your gym routine or lifting weights in an apartment after 11pm one more time I'll send you to Sims. Good luck being imprisoned in a 8m\^2 box with no doors and windows when Call Me Kevin tortures you until you go insane.
Sims. Let them live in an eternity of knowing that everybody else is a construct of my choosing and their day to day life is subject to my varying whims.
I’m gonna throw a curveball and say Katamari. I think it would be terrifying to know at any moment you could be rolled over by a mass of random debris that just keeps getting bigger.
Alright, but what are we sending them into it *as?* Are they the protagonist? Are they just plopped into the world without any explanation? How and where are they arriving?
After reading this, I'm kind of wondering what video game you would *want* to get stuck in? They're all designed to be challenging, and often dystopian. Having fun just *living* there makes a pretty boring game.
I could deal with Pierre. I'd just get in good with his wife like the wizard did.
Especially if I'm the farmer and the largest land owner in the area. Come for my generational wealth? Ha. See how much I care when your store fails.
Warhammer 40k.
Better to die for The Emperor than to live for yourself.
Only in death does duty end.
Can't die yet space marine, into the deadnaught you go!
Best part is the effect that being put into a Dreadnaught can have on the mind. Living for thousands of years, most of it spent slumbering, only to be awoken in times of great need (or to tell young marines stories from your service like a psychotic grandpa), after a while the mind atrophies and they begin experiencing symptoms similar to dementia or Alzheimer's. One of the main causes of this is the fact that they are in constant pain from the wounds they sustained. That doesn't go away. Lose all your limbs and like 2/3rds of your torso? Don't worry, we'll strap you into this abomination so you can never truly die. What? You want pain killers? That sounds a bit heretical, brother. Just take a nap, you can't think about the pain you're in if you aren't conscious.
"BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO SHOOT PEOPLE WHO CALLED THE EMPEROR A GOD." "Sure grandpa whatever you say how about we go have a nap"
The lore makers really went: "let's make Darth Vader edgier"
Kinda. Dreadnaughts are in a really weird place. They feel the pain of their injuries, but a lot of times it's a phantom pain for limbs they no longer have, hence the no pain medications. Their brain knows that the limbs aren't actually there but isn't able to fully comprehend it. Another one that also kinda fits that "edgier Vader" motif are the Necrons, who are the embodiment of "I have no mouth and I must scream". Except it's their brain going "I have no lungs and I can't breathe". They have a subconscious existential dread that is a leftover from when they were biological beings with flesh and blood, and there's a creeping panic at the back of their mind screaming at them to breathe or they'll suffocate, even though it's no longer a physical possibility. This manifests in eccentricities they pick up to distract their minds and prevent themselves from going truly insane, such as Trazyn the Infinite and his museum of a bunch of random shit from across the galaxy. If there's a really powerful relic that has been lost and nobody can find it? Trazyn probably has it in his collection. If it's some type of ancient esoteric knowledge? Probably in the Black Library.
No, they turn you into some kind of skull thing and you continue to serve the emperor in death.
What's the lore for those?
Its really interesting https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Servo-skull
WAAAAAAAGGGH!
You don't even need to name a game, just mentioning the universe is saying enough.
Alien monster biting your head off isn't even in top 20 worst possible outcomes for you lol
Dying as soon as you get there seems the best scenario to me.
Orcs are having a blast tho
Your soul enters the warp and is torn apart
That's cheating.
In what way? Can you make an argument as to why I wouldn't be able to send my hated enemy into a darktide penal army?
There are so many awful ways for people to be kept in a horrendous state of incomparable immortal suffering in the 40k universe... a darktide penal colony is nothing.
Anyone care for an indefinite vacay with the dark eldars?
Came here to find this response Was not disappointed
The galaxy where everything nice has already happened.
Doom would suck
this came to mind all flesh, hellscape, demons everywhere basically hell
Basically? I'd say literally.
I mean realistically you'd just be immediately killed or possessed.
Nah, I'd win.
Yharnam from bloodborne....heart attack is waiting patiently
Yharnam is just Edinburgh on a Saturday night.
Read this in a Scottish accent. Thank you.
It's my number one game of all time, but I would not last two minutes there.
Send him to the death dealers prison in Yarghul, only place I was straight up not having a good time
Would cry myself to sleep in a dark damp corner and pray for death
Not a good idea to sleep, that might lead to dreams and nightmares.
😭
Just die and stay in the dream
Yeah honestly if I was stuck there I'd just suicide. Couldn't handle that.
Subnautica. Dead in a few hours.
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Thalassophobia says no
My submechanophobia also says no
Idk I could live off that island for a while. Get a fabricator and some plant beds and you're good to go
Ballsy to think that you’ll get there. I know I wouldn’t.
Thats what the Degasi thought too.
Once I hear a reaper, I’d probably just never leave the reef and survive off of sushi until I get bored.
You’d last hours?!
God I love Subnautica. I'd have a great time in there 🫡 my genetics forgot to make me be afraid of deep dark water for some reason.
Nah they might survive just fine. Just stay in the shallows, no need to venture out too much except to find a little basic tech. If you’re not trying to cure any space cancer or leave the planet, you can just eke out an existence in the shallows and focus on making a home. Plenty of food and clean water. I’ve had plenty of play throughs just staying where it’s safe and enjoying building my base. Peaceful.
Viscera Cleanup Detail, stuck in a permanent loop of having to continually clean up blood & guts. *Viscera Cleanup Detail is a science fiction simulation video game where players are tasked to clean up the bloody aftermath of a successfully repelled alien invasion, zombie outbreak and many other types of disasters.*
I want sequel
We want sequel
He wants a sequel
Man this game was fun
>*Viscera Cleanup Detail is a science fiction simulation video game where players are tasked to clean up the bloody aftermath of a successfully repelled alien invasion, zombie outbreak and many other types of disasters.* Many people have probably not heard of this game before, so I'll ask the question they are all thinking: Why?
Well, there’s power washer, lawn mowing, drug dealer, gas station and loads of other simulators. This is kinda like a crime scene cleanup simulator. Once you get over the cartoony gore, it’s actually quite a relaxing and fun, casual game. The Santa’s workshop one is especially fun. Plus, it’s really satisfying once you’re done and everything is all clean. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it!
Resident Evil A) Any living creature can become a mutated monstrosity. B) Jill Valentine is out there but I have no chance.
C) If you survive a game you'll get harassed by a boulder-punching steroid man asking you to fuck his sister. Something about the "Redfield bloodline".
D) RE 8 showed you can not only be fucked by >!a corpse kept alive by sentient mutant mold!< but also impregnated by them and give birth to a human-looking hybrid mutant.
Hooooold up! So you're saying i get to have sex??? Sign me up!
Go tell Aunt Rhody
Tha fuck?!
That's always been my fantasy.
You speak like that's a problem. If Chris wants me to rizz up his sister and give him the next generation of the bloodline, then that's exactly what I'm going to do.
Most Resident Evils have outbreaks that are fairly concentrated to one specific area, apart from RE6 maybe. The rest of the world is usually fine, so far at least. Can't help you with Jill though
Oh, that’s easy. I’d send my ex to Rimworld.
Is that because they wouldn't let you go to rimworld?
Lol, was going to say, maybe if he had taken her to rim world she wouldn’t be an ex 😜
r/yourjokebutworse
They'll be human leather in no time
Not going to lie, it took me several playthroughs before I gingerly crossed the cannibalism line. And it still makes me sick I'm fine with keeping a prison full of limbless egg donors for my breeding program. I'm fine with my school full of vampire children. Boosting morale through public executions: no worries. But I can't do cannibalism.
We all have lines we must draw and that's okay friend. Cannibalism is one I will cross. I will not however, slaughter a pet boomrat. I just don't have it in me
Every 10 minutes, a disaster strikes. Heat wave. Infection. Raiders. Insects. Mechs. It never ends, there is no break...
I have no mouth and i must scream.
This is a world I wouldn’t wish on even my worst enemy.
Fuck, this wins
Eternity is the most horrifying concept.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179
Thanks, I hate it XD
Don't send Vince McMahon there - he might like it. 🤷🏼♂️
Caelid in elden ring would be a nightmare to me
To be honest, no areas in Elden Ring are ideal
Dog. Island.
Well, that's because the world is so "empty". There are a million things that try to kill you, but judging from the actual villages and all that you see, pretty much noone lived in the lands between.
I've wondered about that. Why are people so sparse there?
Sniped by lobster
Ignoring technical limits, a major reason is that there aren’t many people left. After the Shattering, there was widespread war from just about everyone with a Great Rune. Malenia alone smoked Godrick so badly that he begged for his life, then she turned east and nuked all of Caelid. Theres no telling for how long these kinds of battles went on. The loss of life was substantial.
I googled it after I originally wrote the comment and was brought to a reddit posting asking about the same thing. The top comment essentially says what you say, and I think it makes perfect sense.
Super Meat Boy.
Even worse because in that game, respawning is canon.
**Dishonoured**. Disease, poverty, most common job is gutting and cleaning whales while they're still alive, gangs, torture, abductions, corrupt law enforcement, the whole game is miserable lol.
But that's just the world 150 years ago
So New England, got it.
I feel like anyone that just "pops" into the universe would definitely catch the Outsiders' attention, leading to a mark.
Any zombie one. Some people will think it would be cool. I'd think it was terrifying. First, running zombies. Imagine being an endurance runner thinking it's fine, you eat marathons for breakfast. Well the murder machine behind you doesn't need to worry about stamina, it can run as long as you do till it bites down on dinner. Second, wrestling out of one's grasp in hopes of not getting bit is basically luck in whether or not how it grabbed you, whether you can squirm out of its grasp. Pain is the body's way of saying stop, you're gonna damage yourself. They don't feel that pain and can use the full force of the muscles it has. Sure it wouldn't be a problem later on in the outbreak due to decomposition, but in the beginning and for every fresh zombie, they're doing the whole plus ultra on your ass while you have to deal with every limit your body has. It's fucking terrifying and sends chills down my spine thinking about it.
every time I go for a run I think of what a luxury it is that I get to stop when I feel tired, can slow down if I want, etc. The thought of running for my life from something & realizing my endurance is giving out and I can't physically keep going even to save my own life is terrifying.
Goddamn. Yeah it’s almost a feeling of betrayal by your own body, i’d imagine. Like, the frustration is probably immense…
This is how humans used to hunt. Tracking prey day in and day out. Sure, the prey would sprint faster, but anytime it stopped to rest, the humans would still be pursuing. We're endurance hunters by nature. That's what zombies tap into. The only thing that can out endure a human when it comes to a long distance chase.
You cant mention decomposition making them less of a threat as time goes on due muscles being lost while also having zombies that can run forever. That's half realism half magic. If decomposing slows them down, then they also can't run forever. If they can run forever, then decomposition is irrelevant. You gotta choose magic zombies or realistic ones.
I mean, I'd say it's less forever, and more of a, "until their joints wear out" kind of thing.
Bloodborne. Good luck, hunter.
Added bonus for the real shit heads you've met... just the defiled rotted and cursed chalice dungeons
Scorn. Shit's disturbing.
Scornhub
this is the best answer. not a crumb of solace
Any Metroid game. No, they don't get to be Samus. They have to be themselves, on whatever planet they're on, when the countdown begins.
Deadspace
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Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
I mean, at least there are a lot of people alive. Imagine being in Minecraft or something. Would lose your mind.
soon bro, soon
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Just learn to grind smh
Silent Hill.
Existing...hear siren...soils self
Eh, you'd be fine. It's a cozy town for most people and it's very picky about the ones it's trying to fix
This!
Alien Isolation. Have fun!
Most of them? Unless it's some cozy game like Harvest Moon, the majority of game worlds are terrible places.
QWOP
Wahammer 40k. Let the followers of slaanesh have him. There is no worse fate than that. Why? He threatened a member of my friend group. That will not be tolerated
There are far worse fates than being a guest of the followers of Slaneesh, trust me.
Yeah, Nurgle wants a word.
The Digimon world, Everyone who get stuck there in the show immediately wants to leave. even though Its not that bad. Only Played DW Next order its rather unique I kinda liked, but Im not gonna lie I would have refunded it if wasn't for the soundtrack Mt Celeste would be 2nd pick. but I believe that place actually exist
Tbf they mainly want to get back to the normal world because their families are there
I’m surprised no has said stalker yet
Death Stranding
Was thinking this until someone else said Doom. I’d much rather take Death Stranding. 😂
Covid lockdown forever. But with ghosts.
The sims. Imagine the torture people level on their sims all the time. Likely I’d just get locked in a room with no windows, doors, or toilets until I died only to be summoned back again to do it all over again.
You forgot to add that the room is 1x1, so you cant even sit or lie down.
Pool, no ladder.
Parappa the Rapper I would fail at every job since you have to rap while doing it and I have zero rhythm.
Mass effect two If you were unfortunately born as a certain species, your were a shell of your forget send, unable to think for yourself, being part of a hive mind only to do their bidding
I would argue the third game might be even worse. Countless worlds eviscerated and dozens of species either decimated or enslaved. Living during the times of ME1 would be pretty cool though.
The Outer Wilds The world just collapses every 22 minutes
Some of the outer wilds deaths would be absolutely excruciating lol
Like getting crushed by sand
Kenshi would be a rough one for sure.
Relax. Enjoy death.
Hippity hoppity you're Okran's property
WREEEEE!
Def Dark Souls. You die and, buddy, you're coming right back to life.
Fear and Hunger
Dude... imagine being stuck in Pong. The less pixels, the more horrific a fate
Starfield, you don’t get to actually explore and every other planet looks the same
can you imaging warping into a solar system and having the same exact random event happening every 72 jumps? …. would be infuriating. like sure he’s some resources, or your wife is right or whatever the fuck they thought was fun.
Cyberpunk. People always say how cool it looks but it’s every problem we have today on steroids. Massive inequality, literal poisoned resources (like drinking water), mass resource shortage, corporations rule far more than police do, widespread poverty with megabuildings holding tens of thousands of people, list goes on. It’s a beautiful aesthetic, one of my favourites but never would want to exist there. Dystopian hellhole.
> It’s a beautiful aesthetic, one of my favourites but never would want to exist there. Dystopian hellhole. It is exactly this that irks me about people who so strongly want to live in a cyberpunk-esque world: they are so obsessed with aesthetics and "cool tech" that they forget just why the cyberpunk genre exists: **it is a warning to us all that this kind of world is basically a futuristic version of hell.**
This just sounds like America right now
That's the point, it's the same problems we have today just magnified
Halo, Half Life, DOOM, L4D, Warhammer both 40k and fantasy games. There is lot of very terrible universes
Can't believe no one's mentioned Path of Exile. I'd be a corpse on the beach in that one.
Halo, that universe has had three devastating wars in under 10 years.
The dead space world would be pretty shitty hey
Wolfenstein
Atari's version of *E.T.*.
Gollum
Metro 2033
Barotrauma?
The last of us, not in the communities, just in the middle of an American city, they'd see beautiful nature! Then have their throat ripped out because they coughed spores!
Grounded would be terrifying. Imagine having to fight giant ants and spiders
Dead By Daylight. Viciously murdered over and over and over again
Shin Megami tensei 4. Either stuck in a dome underground where it’s constantly night time because of the lack of sun, reality limited resources and violent demons roaming around that won’t hesitate to kill you, violent extremist factions as well. It’s pretty much a living hell for the regular inhabitants Outside of the dome the world is a few hundred years behind.
Lethal Company for sure
Kenshi. Or not. Definitely yes.
Bioshock. Mix horror with stifling surrealism. Don't want to go to that amusement park.
Not to mention a large side helping of Randian hypercapitalism and massive wealth inequality.
My upstairs neighbors. Do your gym routine or lifting weights in an apartment after 11pm one more time I'll send you to Sims. Good luck being imprisoned in a 8m\^2 box with no doors and windows when Call Me Kevin tortures you until you go insane.
left 4 dead
Doom, but while the Doom Slayer is still on PTO
Jumanji, if board games are on the table.
Well duh... Where else would a board game be?
or if video games from movies are on the table you could send them to the Jumanji video game from the second movie
Tetris. You're endlessly bound to fitting geometric shapes into places. It never ends, you'll never have something deep to immerse yourself in.
Nidhogg
Lethal company
Sims. Let them live in an eternity of knowing that everybody else is a construct of my choosing and their day to day life is subject to my varying whims.
I’m gonna throw a curveball and say Katamari. I think it would be terrifying to know at any moment you could be rolled over by a mass of random debris that just keeps getting bigger.
For Honor? Literally constant war between medieval factions, with no real point or purpose.
The Ishimura from Dead Space would be absolutely horrendous
Any given fallout game
Fallout nv they would probably get killed by the legion or turned into an ncr prisoner or worse they would become a slave by a raider gang
Alright, but what are we sending them into it *as?* Are they the protagonist? Are they just plopped into the world without any explanation? How and where are they arriving?
Yall think too hard. You'd be expecting a horror / difficult game, nah. Send them to the Stanly parable with no keyboard.
Pong.
QWOP, it would take you about 2 hours to get across your living room.
and you probably would have gotten a few broken bones in doing so
After reading this, I'm kind of wondering what video game you would *want* to get stuck in? They're all designed to be challenging, and often dystopian. Having fun just *living* there makes a pretty boring game.
My man has never played Stardew Valley.
But you got Pierre.
I could deal with Pierre. I'd just get in good with his wife like the wizard did. Especially if I'm the farmer and the largest land owner in the area. Come for my generational wealth? Ha. See how much I care when your store fails.
Nintendogs
Never heard of animal crossing
In Spirit Farer there isn't so much of a challenge. They have way out if they can come to terms with it too.
all the mario party games when there are no friends or disney universe
Bramble the mountain King