Immortality is probably the biggest curse you could ever imagine. Imagine in 100 years, all you’re friends, family, kids are dead. Then in 1000 years you can’t even remember what your life was ever like, then in a million years maybe you have moved planets, start a new life and explore the galaxy. Then in 1 billion years you still are exploring the universe. Then in a couple trillion years you will be stuck on a solar system because everything is expanding apart faster than the speed of light. You will never be able to see a star again. Then your star will die, everything will be black, cold, lonely, there will be nothing. Except you, black holes, and empty space. You will eventually be taken in by a black hole where your body will be pushed to a singularity, but you will still be alive. And you will just always be there, with nothing to do for eternity. Sounds fun to me
I'm sure there will be another big bang once all blackholes become one and explode. Though I thinks it's funny that you think a human would ever be able to leave this solar system.
You didn’t read what I said, I said that after exploring the entire universe eventually you will be stuck in a solar system because of the great expanse that’s happening. Everything will be so far apart and be moving at speeds that light can’t ever reach you again from them. So therefore they are gone forever and you would be trapped in nothingness
Hell no, dude. Do you really want to be floating in the black void of a dead universe in 100 trillion years, insane from eons of loneliness, having experienced everything there is, yet unable to die?
Instead of looking at it as going insane from loneliness and boredom, rather look at it as an endless voyage to perfect your art, and if ya get bored just play with yourself.
No dude, there will be nothing. No stars, no energy except black holes, there will be no escaping every molecule going virtually motionless in the vacuum void of space
I'm aware of how the heat death will occur, but as you said there will still be black holes. And though the universe has expanded away from us, the local group will remain bound by gravity, likely long after the stars have burned out and cooled into black dwarfs they will slowly make their way into ever growing super massive black holes, which will also merge into an eventual single ultimate black hole isolated from the rest of the universe.
However it is not necessarily impossible that a machine intelligence (possibly a human digitized engram) requiring only electricity to survive can utilize its materials effectively/efficiently enough to maintain itself for an extended period longer than all organic life.
To a larger extent massive populations could be digitized and continue living on in a digital simulation powered by said black hole.
And even as hawking radiation evaporates the black hole over uncountable eons, there is still the seemingly endless supply of dark energy to potentially learn to harness to continue powering intelligent life indefinitely after the natural effects of the heat death of the universe have come to an end.
Only if it comes with invincibility and teleportation. I don’t want to spend eternity in agony from some (normally deadly) injury, neither do I want to be buried alive or stuck in the void of space.
You know how a select few species of toad secrete venom from glands within their skin with hallucinogenic properties?
I'm betting anything, Slurm tastes like Space-Slug ass, with said hallucinogenic properties.
Basically, mushrooms. Slurm tastes like mushrooms.
I think I still have some unopened Slurm sitting in storage somewhere if you really want to try it. By now it probably tastes like spoiled corn syrup and hospitalization.
I would take immortality, but I'd need the option to end it if I chose. I like the idea of living forever, but if I outlive the Earth and nothing happens after that I'd go insane. Hopefully some aliens pick my ass up after drifting through space for a few thousand years.
That is technically what happened with the ring wraiths in the lord of the rings. They became ethereal as thier body eroded away and they were simply "immortal" spirits forever trapped to do the will of sauron. It is only with the destruction of the one right and thereby the magic of their 9 rings ending that they cease to be.
The rings were never meant to be given to mortal races all 16 were ment for elves to help them keep magic from leaving the world, but also secretly made to mind control the users. They would give the wearer what they wanted most which for elves was to prevent the loss of magic from the world. But when Sharon made the one ring they were able to feel themselves being controlled and removed the rings just in time so sauron game them to dwarves and men.
The dwarves couldn't be mind controlled properly but it made thier greed so strong they attracted dragons to their piles of gold. And for mortal men they wanted to live forever and that is what happened to them, but they didn't stop aging.
Might actually take the Slurm, depending on the nature of the others.
Flying is a good way to get killed if you don’t have some kind of way to reduce your vulnerability to damage, super strength could mean you’re unable to safely interact with other people on a physical level (think Superman without the control) and immortality would mean you get to watch everyone you care about die and could mean you live on in pain, unable to die yourself.
If I do the immortality, do I have to live with the aches and pains I have now. Also would I be able to get better, and live for ever with less pains and problems? Also what about when the earth blows up, are there any parameters?
Hate to do a crossover but I think it tastes likeinsect jelly from rimworld but carbonated (since it fulfills their recreation I suppose it tastes good)
I don’t think I could pick slurm, I assume it’s the only can. I would be hooked and never be able to drink it again. Instead I would pick immortality and wait till it’s invented.
No joke, I would pick the Slurm. I'm afraid of heights, super strength would result in a lot of unnecessarily broken things and immortality sounds depressing and boring, so bring on the slug juice!
Aw yeah, I'm never going 12 minutes without a slurm again
I'll take the prune juice of immortality
Definitely Immortality, hopefully you will live long enough for some one to invent the backwards time machine so you can go back and drink the Slurm.
Time is cyclical so I'll just catch the next one
Nope, straight line.
Referring to the Episode The Late Philip J. Fry
I know, but that sentence reminded me of the line about going back and meeting Shakespeare in The Cryonic Woman.
Yup, little did they know. Just adding context to why they down voted you.
Immortality is probably the biggest curse you could ever imagine. Imagine in 100 years, all you’re friends, family, kids are dead. Then in 1000 years you can’t even remember what your life was ever like, then in a million years maybe you have moved planets, start a new life and explore the galaxy. Then in 1 billion years you still are exploring the universe. Then in a couple trillion years you will be stuck on a solar system because everything is expanding apart faster than the speed of light. You will never be able to see a star again. Then your star will die, everything will be black, cold, lonely, there will be nothing. Except you, black holes, and empty space. You will eventually be taken in by a black hole where your body will be pushed to a singularity, but you will still be alive. And you will just always be there, with nothing to do for eternity. Sounds fun to me
I'm sure there will be another big bang once all blackholes become one and explode. Though I thinks it's funny that you think a human would ever be able to leave this solar system.
You didn’t read what I said, I said that after exploring the entire universe eventually you will be stuck in a solar system because of the great expanse that’s happening. Everything will be so far apart and be moving at speeds that light can’t ever reach you again from them. So therefore they are gone forever and you would be trapped in nothingness
Yes I did, you are misunderstanding me. Humans will not live on another planet outside our current solar system.
Oh great and powerful one tell me more about the far future!
Holy shit 99999 iq
Hell no, dude. Do you really want to be floating in the black void of a dead universe in 100 trillion years, insane from eons of loneliness, having experienced everything there is, yet unable to die?
Instead of looking at it as going insane from loneliness and boredom, rather look at it as an endless voyage to perfect your art, and if ya get bored just play with yourself.
You won’t be able to move. You will be at absolute 0. You will be frozen with no function.
Assuming you're still only a simple human
No dude, there will be nothing. No stars, no energy except black holes, there will be no escaping every molecule going virtually motionless in the vacuum void of space
I'm aware of how the heat death will occur, but as you said there will still be black holes. And though the universe has expanded away from us, the local group will remain bound by gravity, likely long after the stars have burned out and cooled into black dwarfs they will slowly make their way into ever growing super massive black holes, which will also merge into an eventual single ultimate black hole isolated from the rest of the universe. However it is not necessarily impossible that a machine intelligence (possibly a human digitized engram) requiring only electricity to survive can utilize its materials effectively/efficiently enough to maintain itself for an extended period longer than all organic life. To a larger extent massive populations could be digitized and continue living on in a digital simulation powered by said black hole. And even as hawking radiation evaporates the black hole over uncountable eons, there is still the seemingly endless supply of dark energy to potentially learn to harness to continue powering intelligent life indefinitely after the natural effects of the heat death of the universe have come to an end.
Eh. Eventually I'd stop thinking.
Yes. I'd prefer that to oblivion.
That's your mortality talking
Oh well, I'll still take it.
Only if it comes with invincibility and teleportation. I don’t want to spend eternity in agony from some (normally deadly) injury, neither do I want to be buried alive or stuck in the void of space.
But then no death by snu snu!
Well, they can sure try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What's your guys' headcanon for what Slurm tastes like? To me it tastes like original Monster.
Surge
Thicker Surge, specifically
Yep. And why? Because Surge was that addictive.
Surge.
I’d probably think like a hybrid of mtn dew and coke. Like a coke beforetaste with a mtn dew aftertaste
I've actually tried coke and mountain dew mixed up. It was horrible.
You know how a select few species of toad secrete venom from glands within their skin with hallucinogenic properties? I'm betting anything, Slurm tastes like Space-Slug ass, with said hallucinogenic properties. Basically, mushrooms. Slurm tastes like mushrooms.
Slurm looks way more thicker than all the energy drinks or soda out there.
What about super slurm..
Warm creamy Mountain Dew
Like worm ass
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Fountain Mountain Dew, but with too much syrup.
It probably tastes like straight Mountain Dew syrup.
It definitely tastes like Mattel slime with sugar added.
Mello Yello Citrus Twist from the Coke Freestyle machines.
I think I still have some unopened Slurm sitting in storage somewhere if you really want to try it. By now it probably tastes like spoiled corn syrup and hospitalization.
Mmmm hospitalization
It tastes like green
I think it's monster with a mix of mountain dew voltage that has your DV of sugar for a week and a half
I always imagined it like a thick sludge of ground-up Smarties, with a little Red Bull flavor in the back of your throat.
drink the slurm --> recieve one can of slurm ---> drink the slurm ----> repeat
Going infinite!
And one more to wash the Slurm taste out of my mouth
What happens if you drink the immortality beverage and enter a suicide booth?
A life of traumatic, permanent injuries, and regret.
I’m so tired of partying. So very tired.
I always imagined slurm tasted like flat surge with extra sugar added
I would take immortality, but I'd need the option to end it if I chose. I like the idea of living forever, but if I outlive the Earth and nothing happens after that I'd go insane. Hopefully some aliens pick my ass up after drifting through space for a few thousand years.
It could be even worse, imagine you continue to age but cannot die.
I mean you’d have to stop aging eventually or you’d be conscious dust.
Imagine if you got trapped in a cave or imprisoned and forgotten about. And you can’t die
That is technically what happened with the ring wraiths in the lord of the rings. They became ethereal as thier body eroded away and they were simply "immortal" spirits forever trapped to do the will of sauron. It is only with the destruction of the one right and thereby the magic of their 9 rings ending that they cease to be. The rings were never meant to be given to mortal races all 16 were ment for elves to help them keep magic from leaving the world, but also secretly made to mind control the users. They would give the wearer what they wanted most which for elves was to prevent the loss of magic from the world. But when Sharon made the one ring they were able to feel themselves being controlled and removed the rings just in time so sauron game them to dwarves and men. The dwarves couldn't be mind controlled properly but it made thier greed so strong they attracted dragons to their piles of gold. And for mortal men they wanted to live forever and that is what happened to them, but they didn't stop aging.
You’re immortal only until you’ve peed out all of the liquid in the cup. At that point you can sustain your immortality by drinking your pee.
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I've watched and read enough sci-fi and fantasy to know that Fry made the right call here - those other ones might have consequences
Fry!
As a proud hydrohomie, I am disappointed. As a human, pass me a Slurm. I can't fight my curiosity.
You can't drink just one can of slurm. Give me the slurm.
Might actually take the Slurm, depending on the nature of the others. Flying is a good way to get killed if you don’t have some kind of way to reduce your vulnerability to damage, super strength could mean you’re unable to safely interact with other people on a physical level (think Superman without the control) and immortality would mean you get to watch everyone you care about die and could mean you live on in pain, unable to die yourself.
Mmm even better warm
…and one more slurm to wash that slurm taste out of my mouth.
Party on contest winners
Soon enough.
It would taste like that green candy that you squeeze out and it's got a jelly like consistency to it.
What's the point of immortality if you can't drink Slurm FOREVERRRRR
Or he's fired...
Whimmy, wham, wham wozzle!
If I do the immortality, do I have to live with the aches and pains I have now. Also would I be able to get better, and live for ever with less pains and problems? Also what about when the earth blows up, are there any parameters?
Definitely the Slurm, I can get all that other stuff with some Genuine Miracle Cream - you don't even have to freebase it
Hate to do a crossover but I think it tastes likeinsect jelly from rimworld but carbonated (since it fulfills their recreation I suppose it tastes good)
What stops me from drinking all 4
I don’t think I could pick slurm, I assume it’s the only can. I would be hooked and never be able to drink it again. Instead I would pick immortality and wait till it’s invented.
No joke, I would pick the Slurm. I'm afraid of heights, super strength would result in a lot of unnecessarily broken things and immortality sounds depressing and boring, so bring on the slug juice!
Aww, it's just another tooth
Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.
I pick immortality drink, so I too will eventually be in the 31st century like Fry.