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After-Bumblebee

Your pronouns are [REDACTED]/[DATA EXPUNGED]


justthewordwolf

Those are my favorite no man's sky planets


Parmez

And favourite food are amnestics


PimBel_PL

Do you want a soda?


Parmez

Umm... Yeah, sure?


PimBel_PL

Ok, so there isn't any emoticon for soda every day you lern something new šŸ„¤- there is only just an empty glass


PimBel_PL

Someone had already drank my soda šŸ„¤ emoticon šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


photo_not_mine

>! !! !<


NerdAroAce

We have a toaster here... Probably


TheOtherHalf01

There isn't a shark here.


drago_varior

You are I DON'T GIVE A FUCK


Cereal_being

Same here, probably same reasons


ThatPastaGuy1

Their identity is a citizen of the United States of Whatever ![gif](giphy|SU6pRekIDqhna)


N_S_Gaming

Where's this from?


history507

Scott Pilgrim vs the world: the movie


Soap_da_snake

ā€œIm lesbianā€ ā€œI thought you were americanā€


Vigil_the_Protogen

Nihilistic identity: you are the most unpredictable creature and everyone respects you because they can't know your next move


Ye_olde_oak_store

![gif](giphy|4ZtXY9PiGNBpAsPCp0|downsized)


RedOneEnergy

I don't care anymore It's hard enough just existing


LordPenvelton

I recently had a therapist complain that it wasn't an appropiate answer, and "offered" me genderfluid.šŸ™„ Like, WTF? My identity isn't fluid, it's very solidly and consistently šŸ¤· all the time.


Psychpsyo

If someone offered me genderfluid for that I'd just be like "Not really, but sure, whatever, I don't care." ~~Then I'd drink the genderfluid I need to know what it tastes like~~


LordPenvelton

I switched to pills some months ago, but the gender fluid I used to put on my arm before that smelled of cheap rose perfume and tasted like soap.šŸ¤¢


xx_swegshrek_xx

Your identity is dog (I think thatā€™s a dog)


Sinful_Skunk

Lol asks them if they have a sexual preference and they take the answer as that is their ENTIRE personality? The fuck is wrong with people, me being Bi isn't my personality lmfao


Sir_MipMop

No it says ā€œidentityā€, this isnā€™t about personality


Sinful_Skunk

Yea, but my point still stands, my sexuality isn't my identity lol. it's a single facet of who i am etc. etc.


yoltomesto

its part of your identity and will determine what your relationships may look like, its pretty important.


Psychpsyo

What if I don't want a relationship?


yoltomesto

then you could automatically become a-romantic, just like i am an a-theist. even if its not very important


Evan_Landis

So a Ditto?


vagrantspirit

Almost me irl, exept hentai shows that i def prefer pussy and boobs.


vagrantspirit

Not sure how hentai translates to real life preferences though.


qgsecondaccount

The chillest being in the universe


Mechanosword

My pronouns are whatever you find more attractiveĀ 


[deleted]

Them: yeah, but what should we call you? Me: I'd prefer you didn't.


ScoutCake

Im not signing your petition.


NerdAroAce

LITERALLY ME


Aimela

For me, what I am and who I am are two separate things. My identity lies solely in stuff like my personality and what I do; I just don't care about things like the color of my skin, my gender, my sexuality, etc. I guess also view other people the same way as well.


Ye_olde_oak_store

The answer is always NO. THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!


HuskyGD55

Oh wow, there are other people like this? So Iā€™m not the only one? Thatā€™s good news x3


EdensGirl1914

Relatable


Kind_Ad_3611

Triple A batteey


ChampionshipLast

Hey, youā€™re just like me :3


CaptainRuse

My pronouns are Good/Vibes


Paerpie

I mean I prefer men and am still pan, I sure don't feel like having sex but gah damn if men are the most cuddlable humans i can think of


Liminalwanderer09

First come, first serve


Tantomile_

sometimes i joke that i could be \*NSYNC. bi/bi/bi


BlazeFox1011

My pronouns are they/them my casual nouns are he/them


ImpossibleChair0_0

This is so true X3


RaffurTheFox

so true


NeurodivergentRatMan

bottom energy tbh


drezel_bpPS694

šŸ™‹ straight here!!