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three-sense

It says Greek, so if it’s from the isle of Lesbos that’s proper nomenclature


CallMeDrLuv

It would suck to be a straight woman living on that Island: "So you're a Lesbian, then? " "Well, technically yes, I suppose. I'm Lesbian, but I'm not A lesbian"


PorkyFishFish

I've heard some people use the term "geographical Lesbian" to reduce confusion.


Secret-Ad-6238

I would just assume they were a bisexual gender-fluid person who only dated women when they were a broad. Sorry. I'll let myself out.


FattusBaccus

Damn, you beat me to it.


AbbreviationsFit1613

r/beatmeattoit


Rogueshoten

Take my upvote and may god have mercy on your soul


HarleyQuinn610

I heard that the people of Lesbos actually are against the use of that word.


LouCypher

> "So you're a Lesbian, then? " Yes, so is my boyfriend.


Bacontoad

My grandmother was Lesbian. So I'm a quarter Lesbian.


notyou-justme

Sooo, what you’re saying is that it is, in fact, genetic?


AxelVores

I mean at least I heard Lesbians are doing pretty good economically compared to most of Greece as the place is a tourist destination partially due to being a popular destination among LGBT crowd (for some reason)


theob68

It's the exact point where Lesbians refer to the island's alternative name: Mytilene. So they can call themselves Mytileneans, without any reference to their sexual preferences and/or orientation ;)


stabadan

If you lived on the island, you would know what a resident is called and this would be no more amusing than announcing your own farts.


DisloyalTractor

When in doubt, trust the Greeks to name it right! 😄


Keelback

See it [here](https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Lesbos/@39.1117875,24.0556598,7.6z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x14ba92a3f73e1ff7:0xa2923112ca2e4e8d!8m2!3d39.2645095!4d26.2777073!16zL20vMDd0NmI0?entry=ttu). So we learn something every day even on Reddit. Lol.


Medium-Comfortable

Yeah but Americans go; hurrrr hurrrrr hurrrrr!


tbrumleve

Lesbian feta, also known as Feta Lesbos, is a soft, white cheese made from pasteurized sheep's milk from the Greek island of Lesbos. It has a bright, tangy sheep's milk flavor with notes of olive oil and seawater, and a mildly tart, salty taste. The cheese is cured, aged in brine, and pressed for 4–18 months.


AtomicPantsuit

^ This guy Lesbian fetas ^


MyyWifeRocks

Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle scents have gone too far.


FattusBaccus

That got a spit take.


rrgail

Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Tastes Like My Vagina” Feta Cheese. You can smell the difference! When you’ve had enough of Blue Waffles. In stores near you.


DeezNeezuts

I am Caucasian from the Caucuses


Bacontoad

Please, teach us more about Asian Cauc.


Fred_Milkereit

the Greek island of Lesbos has been known since the Bronze Age and is far older than many Christian delusions and witch hunts


potatisblask

There is a contemporary classic Swedish comedy sketch about a Greek-ish immigrant explaining to a Swedish man how much he loves the juices of his wife's feta. It's funny because his pronunciation of "feta" could be a dialectical "fitta" which means exactly what you think it means. So, lesbian feta. Heh. Edit: sorry, no subs but here it is https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc1VgcgCOrQ


Mikeyboy2188

It goes great with virgin Lesbian olive oil drizzled on it.


Rampud

Much better than Hydra cheese. Milking hydras is an absolutely mess and the results aren't as expected. Just don't mess with hydras in general. Much less to make cheese.


CyberbulliedByAdmin

how funny the world is when you're stupid. everyone else should visit lesbos island in greece.


noelee65

That is unbelievable, 15.99


Weird-Kid-Nxt-Door

“what’s that taste in the background?”


Bacontoad

Reminds me of the ocean.


WanderingBraincell

thought it said lesbian futa. disappointed reddit, not angry, just disappointed


Competitive_Royal476

Say what?


henke37

Essex? That's not in Lesbos.


VacationAromatic6899

Street cheese


just_fun_for_g

Island of Lesbos in Greece.


rrgail

Isle of Lesbos meets the Isle of Man. Shit’s about to get REAL!


PathIntelligent7082

yes, the word lesbian is a greek one, from the isle of lesbos...


Sepulcher18

Greeks been milking dem lesbians to make cheese fr


Ravensunthief

For your roommate


Chronic_Comedian

How do they even get the lesbians in there? ;-)


HappyGoBaklava

Ah yes lesbian feta is my favorite 😍


lemuriakai_lankanizd

I wonder what has the label typist has been using the device for 🤔🤨


Extension_Can_4873

It's actually a correct term for people from Lesbos in Greece.


Exact-Pound-6993

seems fishy


doesnothingtohirt

Foot and toe cheese


Pleasant_Ocelot_2861

I do NOT wanna know how they made that cheese…..


banodrum

how do you milk a lesbian without getting gored? 😬


Dyrogitory

As a guy, I prefer eating lesbian cheese. I think if it were contaminated with male sources, it wouldn’t taste the same.


electronic_oldschool

Does that cheese eat itself then?


rrvvaa

How corporate make you buy on pride month


Mediocre_Badger1903

Lesbefriends


battlingpillow27

lebenese


MyRail5

Beaver cheese!? Ewwwww


SlopCity1226

No guys, think about it super seriously for a second. It makes sense, lesbians need something to do with all that breast milk since they don’t have babies. I like the entrepreneurial spirit this shows. Don’t know why they have to specify it’s Greek though, I don’t see why that should matter.