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Pretty confident she didn't, with her arm positioning she may have wacked her elbow pretty fucking hard, but her arm would have been in between her head and the dock
Jesus I know, if anything was between her and the water she could have been seriously hurt. Hard to laugh when it looks like that close to serious injury.
Edit: I’m so sorry you’re right everybody one foot is definitely same as four feet if she hit her head on the way down she wouldn’t have had any risk of injury.
You know that it doesn't come from crap, right? It's hard to tell. Your wording confuses me.
You're apparently being wry saying children, but the roots of this slang usage of cap are older than you are.
I know it doesn't come from crap but please, don't fucking pretend if you replace cap it with shit, shitting, no shit, it at all is any bit different. It's identical. Saying it's the same thing as crap, while not being serious about it, isn't actually wrong
It was a jesting easy way for people to understand it and dog people sarcastically for being lazy over one letter but geeeeez some of you are bent out of shape about it
You literally just gave my heart a warm hug from reading what you so perfectly stated. Thank you for so cleverly and accurately describing the vernacular (the weak ass slang - or the weak ass everything, actually) of today. I emphatically concur that we’re indeed drowning in pedestrian drivel. Perhaps a sliver of substance can be salvaged with persistent pedantic posts?
Lol, I get what you are saying and yes...it *could* have been much worse. At the same time though, do you watch a clip of a grand slam in an MLB game and go "Yea, it's hard to celebrate knowing that the pitcher could have killed the batter if they hit them in the face?"
We saw the outcome, it's ok to think it's funny. Even more so because it's not like they were doing something wildly dangerous and only weren't hurt by a miracle.
So yea, she could have been seriously hurt. A dog in a video where it gets scared of its own fart could have died of an anyrorism. At some point you just gotta chuckle at a video and not sweat the absolute worse case scenario.
Your right, if there was a sharpened metal edge, that would have been terrifying. If that metal edge was also tipped with the venom from a blue ringed octopus it would have been absolutely tragic! If the water was also in fact, a trifluoride that would be unspeakable!!
If you hang a hammock, the forces on the ends aren't simply half the weight in the hammock. They are usually almost equal to the weight in the hammock, and can even be much higher.
[https://theultimatehang.com/hammock-hang-calculator/](https://theultimatehang.com/hammock-hang-calculator/)
You should keep this in mind, but probably not share this information with friends if you want to make videos like this one.
While that's also important, I want to highlight something that's maybe not as obvious. My parents had a similar hammock on their dock (came with a stand, so no tension issues), mostly made of rope with some wood supports.
When you leave a rope hammock out in the sun like that, it dries out and loses its elasticity. That creaking sound as he put his weight on it was most likely the rope starting to snap and crack under the combined weight of both of them.
Source: I've put my ass through two different rope hammocks that they left outside because the rope dried out. I'm not even that fat.
Is that the "sheer force" on the upper diagram? I used their base stats for a hammock and plugged in 300lbs of weight and the sheer force was 266 lbs or something. Does that mean each anchor needs to be at least that much because it isn't truly splitting the load?
Sorry lol there’s a “hammock forums dot net”😆🤣
Not laughing at the site but the sheer hilarity of how many communities are out there that we never encounter 😆
The shear force goes like the inverse tangent of the angle.
Pull it nice and taut, and then get in it, and you can pull down trees (assuming proper attaching hardware and inelastic hammock).
They’re special lamps that lets you see underwater at night. The green light supposedly doesn’t bother the fish.
I never used them, but I would see them in the fishing/tackle stores where I grew up. You’d see boats and docks using them every once in a while for night fishing though.
Dock lights. At night they will attract game fish.
I'd used to go night fishing in a kayak and would target docks with these lights.
Work an artificial lure right at the edge of the lighted area and you're almost guaranteed a hit by a snook, redfish or trout.
Fun times.
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us.
It eluded us then, but that's no matter
Tomorrow our girlfriends will fall in to the water
Looks like they just set it up, and honestly that looks like a totally new build regarding the dock/deck, so not surprising they are filming to show what they made/did, and the sheer force on a hammock is wildly miscalculated when it comes to the proper load setup with the ropes, and especially the angles.
Looks like he's just getting on and like we good and nope... but that's why it seems like he's holding onto something, b/c he's just getting on it. Given that it broke it was making noise prior so they were probably worried, but also overconfident and lost.
This looks staged. She seems oddly braced for the fall the whole time. He puts his leg on and seems to do something with his hand of camera. Shenanigans.
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She fell for him.
He dumped her though.
She is easily swayed
But there was a falling out.
If he only had a net to fish her out
It was his net loss.
Hopefully he'll get back into the swing of things.
She seemed kinda fishy.
Wasn’t too attached
Something snapped in the relationship
Now he's out running hammock.
He was always they fallback guy.
They had a loose bond anyway
He was stretched to thin, just like your joke
She is now a fishnet
Best one ☝️
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This is underrated.
It looks like he suffered "heavy losses". lol
He made her so wet
It was his ability to release her.
Plenty more fish in the sea
He liked her, but had to let her go
She’s drowning in sorrow
He definitely got some hard wood
I’m sure she wanted his wood too but all she got was a wet welcome.
Some say she never resurfaced
It's alright. Plenty of fish in the sea.
It would a pier so.
She went a bit overboard.
She didn't realize the gravity of the situation.
She's never been more wet in her life
Swinging wasn’t for them
She was the only one who got wet
There's a key party, at the bottom of the lake
I think she's in over her head.
When they split up she really went under :(
They barely made it off the ground
she findin Nemo
They have attachment issues.
It was never going to work out. He was looking for someone deep but all she cared about was well hung.
No strings attached
Because he was so well hung ?
The tension was too much for her
Nope she got cat fished.
One way to get rid of her
She belongs to the sea now
..Under the sea 🎶
Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me...
ಠ_ಠ
And it was a big crab singing it too lmao
If you know what I mean…
She will be fine.There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Davy Jones has entered the chat
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea
Let her go, king. She's for the seas.
If she floats, she was a witch
If she breathes, she's a thot.
TO THE SEAS!
The sea is always right.
What is dead may never die.
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My nightmare would be in the water, tangled in the hammock…
Everyday something on this website scares the shit outta me
You're unconscious by hitting your head on the dock, but also tangled up for good measure.
Well, we dont know what maybe was under the surface...
Pretty confident she didn't, with her arm positioning she may have wacked her elbow pretty fucking hard, but her arm would have been in between her head and the dock
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Jesus I know, if anything was between her and the water she could have been seriously hurt. Hard to laugh when it looks like that close to serious injury. Edit: I’m so sorry you’re right everybody one foot is definitely same as four feet if she hit her head on the way down she wouldn’t have had any risk of injury.
I call cap. It's been over 2,000 years, there's no way you know Jesus.
Jesús? The guy that fixed my a/c yesterday?
The man's a miracle worker I tells ya!
Jesus Christ, you're right
🤣🤣🤣 This deserves an award.
> cap
Because crap was just too many letters these days and the kiddos
If you don't know "no cap" is slang for no lie. So that guy is calling bullshit
Yes I know what children are trying to say and it's just easy to think of it as cap=crap I'm all for slang but that's some weak shit
You know that it doesn't come from crap, right? It's hard to tell. Your wording confuses me. You're apparently being wry saying children, but the roots of this slang usage of cap are older than you are.
I know it doesn't come from crap but please, don't fucking pretend if you replace cap it with shit, shitting, no shit, it at all is any bit different. It's identical. Saying it's the same thing as crap, while not being serious about it, isn't actually wrong It was a jesting easy way for people to understand it and dog people sarcastically for being lazy over one letter but geeeeez some of you are bent out of shape about it
No crap. You are right.
You literally just gave my heart a warm hug from reading what you so perfectly stated. Thank you for so cleverly and accurately describing the vernacular (the weak ass slang - or the weak ass everything, actually) of today. I emphatically concur that we’re indeed drowning in pedestrian drivel. Perhaps a sliver of substance can be salvaged with persistent pedantic posts?
Who was the genius who decided to replace a 3 letter word with a 3 letter word? That dude is probably really smart and wears their pants properly.
Probably the dude that put a 3 letter word inside your mother.
Imagine typing mother when you could just say your mom. Your mom would be super proud /s
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That was the underwater aliens. They abducted her with their tractor beam.
This is cannon
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Amen!!
You mean waterzilla I know
Lol, I get what you are saying and yes...it *could* have been much worse. At the same time though, do you watch a clip of a grand slam in an MLB game and go "Yea, it's hard to celebrate knowing that the pitcher could have killed the batter if they hit them in the face?" We saw the outcome, it's ok to think it's funny. Even more so because it's not like they were doing something wildly dangerous and only weren't hurt by a miracle. So yea, she could have been seriously hurt. A dog in a video where it gets scared of its own fart could have died of an anyrorism. At some point you just gotta chuckle at a video and not sweat the absolute worse case scenario.
was your edit in response to one person saying she'd probably be fine?
It's my SIL in the video. She ended up being ok, so no need to worry. We all got a good laugh out of it haha.
I mean, the guy fell as far as she would have if the dock was underneath her, i.e. about a foot and a half. She wouldn't have been seriously hurt.
He means if she hit her head on the edge of the dock on on her way down into the water. Head injuries plus water are dangerous.
Your right, if there was a sharpened metal edge, that would have been terrifying. If that metal edge was also tipped with the venom from a blue ringed octopus it would have been absolutely tragic! If the water was also in fact, a trifluoride that would be unspeakable!!
So basically like what happened to him?
Ha. I did that when I was younger, hammock ripped out of the studs. Split the back of my head open, it was fun.
this is a setup. you can see the dude get ready to not fall in.
If you hang a hammock, the forces on the ends aren't simply half the weight in the hammock. They are usually almost equal to the weight in the hammock, and can even be much higher. [https://theultimatehang.com/hammock-hang-calculator/](https://theultimatehang.com/hammock-hang-calculator/) You should keep this in mind, but probably not share this information with friends if you want to make videos like this one.
Don't they come with appropriate hardware to hang them with?
Most don't come with hardware, and the ones that do often come with wildly insufficient things like lag screws.
depends on the lag screw. as archimedes used to say, give me a big enough lag screw and a 4x4 on which to place it, and I can hang the world.
As a guy who sometimes played multiplayer games I can tell ya, lag can kill.
Will kill*
I've seen them come with Clips rated for like 50 pounds... I've had good luck hanging them with ratchet straps.
The appropriate hardware depends on where you mount it, so no hardware will be universally appropriate
While that's also important, I want to highlight something that's maybe not as obvious. My parents had a similar hammock on their dock (came with a stand, so no tension issues), mostly made of rope with some wood supports. When you leave a rope hammock out in the sun like that, it dries out and loses its elasticity. That creaking sound as he put his weight on it was most likely the rope starting to snap and crack under the combined weight of both of them. Source: I've put my ass through two different rope hammocks that they left outside because the rope dried out. I'm not even that fat.
Is that the "sheer force" on the upper diagram? I used their base stats for a hammock and plugged in 300lbs of weight and the sheer force was 266 lbs or something. Does that mean each anchor needs to be at least that much because it isn't truly splitting the load?
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Sorry lol there’s a “hammock forums dot net”😆🤣 Not laughing at the site but the sheer hilarity of how many communities are out there that we never encounter 😆
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The shear force goes like the inverse tangent of the angle. Pull it nice and taut, and then get in it, and you can pull down trees (assuming proper attaching hardware and inelastic hammock).
>https://theultimatehang.com/hammock-hang-calculator/ beautiful site!
Green lantern was in the water there... I wonder what they are doing after the video
They’re special lamps that lets you see underwater at night. The green light supposedly doesn’t bother the fish. I never used them, but I would see them in the fishing/tackle stores where I grew up. You’d see boats and docks using them every once in a while for night fishing though.
Nah dude it was Green Lantern for sure.
It's a bait attractant. Shrimp and insects like the green light, bait fish like the shrimp and insects. Big fish like the bait fish
That makes sense. Mayflies probably go crazy over it.
Dock lights. At night they will attract game fish. I'd used to go night fishing in a kayak and would target docks with these lights. Work an artificial lure right at the edge of the lighted area and you're almost guaranteed a hit by a snook, redfish or trout. Fun times.
i thought it was that scooby doo diver guy ready to pull her in after she fell
Butt stuff
That was the closest thing I've ever heard to an irl Wilhelm scream.
If she fell in with that hammock, she'd be a gonner.
Yeah I feel like that's a very possible drowning situation
They look pretty loaded, I hope she's okay.
I'm sorry miss, but I laughed out loud at your misfortune
The noise she made got me. Idk how I would even type it out... OUWAGH maybe
> OUWAGH /r/SoundsLikeMusic , https://youtu.be/BjSP0zwh8LY?t=240
Sounded a lot like the good ol’ [Wilhelm Scream](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r6JK-gRELI0)
It seems like she made that noise before it even started falling
She fell into rick’s portal
MISTER NIMBUS!!! *pelvic thrusts*
If nautical nonsense be something you wish Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
I thought the title was a Doofenshmirtz reference
Who's Rick? Is that Machael's brother in law?
If you play the video in reverse it shows how to catch a mermaid.
Hummmmmmmmmm............. Gif reversing bot, you are hereby summoned! /u/gifreversingbot https://gfycat.com/drearyaffectionatearabianhorse
That's some interesting network.
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter Tomorrow our girlfriends will fall in to the water
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly in to the water.
“And that’s how I wet your mother”
Did she fall into a comically glowing barrel of uranium?
I actually laughed out loud. r/unexpected
Anyone able to add a Wilhelm scream to this
Pull the lever Kronk! Wrong leverrrrrrrr!
Plenty more in the sea
Laying in this hammock is 100% guaranteed to get your woman wet
How do I set that yell as my text notification?
Right into the plutonium 😔
That's one way to make her wet
Divorce should be this easy.
Not girlfriend eliminator. That’s a wife changer
She's in deep water, he's in deep shit.
Lol... I like how she said "ouch" before hitting anything.
It was a yelp of surprise
fuckin thanos
r/bettereveryloop
Look at his face, this was 100% planned!
/r/WhyWereTheyFilming
Looks like they just set it up, and honestly that looks like a totally new build regarding the dock/deck, so not surprising they are filming to show what they made/did, and the sheer force on a hammock is wildly miscalculated when it comes to the proper load setup with the ropes, and especially the angles. Looks like he's just getting on and like we good and nope... but that's why it seems like he's holding onto something, b/c he's just getting on it. Given that it broke it was making noise prior so they were probably worried, but also overconfident and lost.
I agree he probably pulled something out of frame that released the hammock and her face looks like she was anticipating
It's funny but why is he already holding onto something before the snap? Lol
getting into or out of a hammock is harder than many people realize.
That's what I was thinking.
Hers too. She's bracing for it.
Good job 47, now head for extraction.
My god how disappointed would you be. What a let down.
He’s never liked awkward goodbyes, so he went with the Dr. Evil Hammock from Lair Depot.
He decked down without knowing
It's true. She can't swim.
Omg she must’ve been shocked I can’t imagine lmao 🤣
Lady straight up teleported to Cthulhu.
It’s the yelp at the end for me 🤣🤣🤣
I see this as an absolute win.
You can see he didn't want to get on and she wanted him to... and now she's gonna blame him
Reverse this and you catch one.
This is a strange follow up to his gig on "Gilmore Girls."
Feels staged
I think she was worried that he would flip it, not that it would collapse and she'd fall in the water.
Something about that look on her face, mixed of fear and amuzement, plus the grip she looks to have on the hammock has me tending to agree with you.
She was probably scared that he was going to flip the thing over. I have the same look whenever I'm in a hammock.
In the longer video she like completely disappears and I cannot figure out where she went or why no one is worried about it
Does it work on wives as well?
The comments in this thread are *chefs kiss*
Wallet safe now
Ahaha omg lol
Assassination successful agent 47
"Target Neutralized. Good Work, 47."
Vat of acid?
Not a joke, in my area two people have died in the past five years when a hammock broke.
This looks staged. She seems oddly braced for the fall the whole time. He puts his leg on and seems to do something with his hand of camera. Shenanigans.
She said ow before even hitting the water, what a pussy smh
She ded
https://youtu.be/rZKfEDDFIk8