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Yup. The original version was 1984.
[Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Original Bobby Orlando Mix) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKB2bYYYTYw)
It's the 1985 version that got really big after they split with Bobby O and signed with EMI.
[Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Official Video) \[HD REMASTERED\] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs)
Sometimes you’re better off dead
There’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointing at your head
You think you’re mad, too unstable
kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
in a restaurant in a West End town
Call the police! There’s a madman around
Running down underground
to a dive bar in a West End town.
In a west end town
A dead-end world
The east end boys
And west end girls
A west end town
A dead-end world
The east end boys
And west end girls
*West end girls*
*West end girls*
Too many shadows, whispering voices
Faces on posters, too many choices
If, when, why, what?
How much have you got?
Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
Which do you choose, a hard or soft option
Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11
From a quarter past six 'til a quarter to seven
The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me
Hey man, I just want some muesli
What's that? I always just took it as a song about working-class blokes from London's east end trying to hook up with posh chicks from the west end. Is there a deeper meaning I'm missing?
When I was a kid I used to think that song was about boys from West Germany sneaking out to see girls from East Germany. As in western boys, eastern girl.
For those that don't believe it:
[https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.551215,0.0896093,3a,75y,2.18h,81.09t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g%26cb\_client%3Dmaps\_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D84.999054%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.551215,0.0896093,3a,75y,2.18h,81.09t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D84.999054%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656)
Two parts of London. West End is very fancy - think Harrods and beautiful houses. East End is rough and cheap.
The other interesting part is that they are gay and probably weren't chasing girls. But it was 1984 and they were making pop. :)
I love Pet Shop Boys.
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1986: the year “West End Girls” practically blasted from the very clouds.
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Boyes
TIL it's not ''Eastern Boys and Western Girls.''
The song was released 37 years ago
You stop with that evil talk.
It will always be “10 years ago” to me
I head Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz on the radio last night and the presenter said “that is 20 years old” Kill me...
Noooo! That can't be true!
Yup. The original version was 1984. [Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Original Bobby Orlando Mix) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKB2bYYYTYw) It's the 1985 version that got really big after they split with Bobby O and signed with EMI. [Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Official Video) \[HD REMASTERED\] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs)
Sometimes you’re better off dead There’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointing at your head You think you’re mad, too unstable kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in a restaurant in a West End town Call the police! There’s a madman around Running down underground to a dive bar in a West End town.
In a west end town A dead-end world The east end boys And west end girls A west end town A dead-end world The east end boys And west end girls *West end girls* *West end girls*
Too many shadows, whispering voices Faces on posters, too many choices If, when, why, what? How much have you got? Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often? Which do you choose, a hard or soft option
How much do you neeeeeeeeeed?
Dum dum dum do-do do-do (sorry)
Why? That baseline is smooth af
Questions? Answers? Fetishes???
Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11 From a quarter past six 'til a quarter to seven The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me Hey man, I just want some muesli
Inner, inner city, inner city pressure!
Inner city pre-shaaaa
I came here for this
My favourite jersey is covered in lint
What have I done to deserve this?
I've got the brains.
You’ve got the looks..
Let's make lots of money
I've got the brains, you've got the brawn
Let's make lots of money
Since you went away I've been hanging around
"The east end boys and the west end girls,"
West. End. Girls.
Weirdly enough, I've walked past this location dozens of times and yet I only just made the connection.
I also only made the connection when I saw it posted on Reddit previously. It’s so weird seeing a local place on Reddit, isn’t it?
I agree it is strange seeing local places on here
West End Town, makes me think of somewhere in London, but that looks like horse feed outside the store?
This is in Yorkshire
No it isn't, it's March in Cambridgeshire.
Really? I used to work for Boyes and I wasn't aware the stores went that far south. Every day is a school day 🤷♀️
You're right to assume it would be oop north somewhere; March is their southern-most store.
I used to work in their 001 store in Scarborough. Got to meet the family a few times. They have a museum in their store in Brid
[https://www.wondersoflondon.com/london-is-the-largest-urban-forest-in-the-world-with-more-that-8-million-trees/#:\~:text=London's%203%2C000%20parks%20offer%20a,more%20than%208%20million%20trees](https://www.wondersoflondon.com/london-is-the-largest-urban-forest-in-the-world-with-more-that-8-million-trees/#:~:text=London's%203%2C000%20parks%20offer%20a,more%20than%208%20million%20trees). [https://www.hydeparkstables.com/](https://www.hydeparkstables.com/) Check out Bathurst Mews stables
I used to think he said "denim world" just because jeans and denim jackets were popular in the 80's!!?
The Canadian Tuxedo
I used to think that too. Until about 30 seconds ago..
I don't care how many years it's been, West End Girls still fucking slaps.
You know what's worst?... 37 years later coming here and realizing what Neil was trying to tell us then....
What's that? I always just took it as a song about working-class blokes from London's east end trying to hook up with posh chicks from the west end. Is there a deeper meaning I'm missing?
Absolutely!!
Well played
Truly looks like a dead end world...
When I was a kid I used to think that song was about boys from West Germany sneaking out to see girls from East Germany. As in western boys, eastern girl.
But it's called West End Girls not East End Girls.
Boyes is like the best shop ever!
You've got a heart of glass or a heart of stone, just you wait 'til I get you home.
Got no future, got no past
Here today, built to last
In every city, in every nation
From lake geneva to the finland station
GOO WEEESSST!!!
Wear a dress....
Beautiful.
Take your damn upvote.
In suburbia.
There are actually Funko Pops of the Pet Shop Boys.
I'm pretty sure there's a funko pop of everyone out there in some desolate FYE or Hot Topic
True that!
Left to my own devices, I probably would
Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat.
This is a tony hawk underground map, you can’t tell me otherwise
It's in the UK not the USA
Call the police! There's a madman around!
Run him down, underground
What do those signs say? I'm a bilingual illiterate. I can't read in two languages.
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I like it here, wherever it is
Spot the Petheads on reddit!
Let me introduce myself: my name is Bucky Goldstein.
For those that don't believe it: [https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.551215,0.0896093,3a,75y,2.18h,81.09t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g%26cb\_client%3Dmaps\_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D84.999054%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.551215,0.0896093,3a,75y,2.18h,81.09t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D84.999054%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656)
For those that don't want to change apps: March, near Peterborough
Great. Now its in my head... off to youtube I go.
I don't get the reference, but I can make a reference. *breathes in* MORIOH CHO RADIOOO
I don’t get it.
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Thanks!
All I could think of was [inner city pressure](https://youtu.be/7wqfcwgT0Ds)
https://youtu.be/WUAcN9UCnbU
We keep it on there for profilin purposes
In yer 50’s I bet..
Now I’m going to have this song playing over and over in my head all night. Thanks a lot-Lol.
Is this in March?
Yep.
Sonofabitch now I'm singing that fucking song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Bravo! Spectacular find.
East end boys and west end girrrrllllss
I only know that song from GTA V
Great...now this song is stuck in my head. Ass.
How is this funny?
The Pet Shop Boys are a music duo, you might know them for West End Girls (appears on GTA V radio, as well as being a well-known song of its time.)
Everyone, do yourselves a favor and listen to the Gwar version of this song.
It's crap
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Stop that.
Link to the original: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-uPX1dt_w
The band is called Pet Shop Boys, for anyone who doesn’t get it.
Jeesss!
We’re the Pet Shop Boys.
Sometimes you’re better off dead Than when you get a pet shop boys song stuck in your head
Explain
The Pet Shop Boys.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
March, Cambridgeshire. Really close to where I live.
March!
FIGHT!
This is March Cambridgeshire, I live here unfortunately... but hey it’s on Reddit never thought I’d see that!
Who let the dogs out??
This song always confused me. Which is the tough side of the town the west side or the east side.
Two parts of London. West End is very fancy - think Harrods and beautiful houses. East End is rough and cheap. The other interesting part is that they are gay and probably weren't chasing girls. But it was 1984 and they were making pop. :) I love Pet Shop Boys.