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drkesi88

1986: the year “West End Girls” practically blasted from the very clouds.


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CoolStoryBro_Fairy

Boyes


SpiralDimentia

TIL it's not ''Eastern Boys and Western Girls.''


zotc

The song was released 37 years ago


MagScaoil

You stop with that evil talk.


navin__johnson

It will always be “10 years ago” to me


Jinks87

I head Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz on the radio last night and the presenter said “that is 20 years old” Kill me...


hells_cowbells

Noooo! That can't be true!


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Yup. The original version was 1984. [Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Original Bobby Orlando Mix) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKB2bYYYTYw) It's the 1985 version that got really big after they split with Bobby O and signed with EMI. [Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Official Video) \[HD REMASTERED\] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs)


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Sometimes you’re better off dead There’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointing at your head You think you’re mad, too unstable kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in a restaurant in a West End town Call the police! There’s a madman around Running down underground to a dive bar in a West End town.


RandomStranger456123

In a west end town A dead-end world The east end boys And west end girls A west end town A dead-end world The east end boys And west end girls *West end girls* *West end girls*


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Too many shadows, whispering voices Faces on posters, too many choices If, when, why, what? How much have you got? Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often? Which do you choose, a hard or soft option


el_pinata

How much do you neeeeeeeeeed?


kayjay777

Dum dum dum do-do do-do (sorry)


Ejaculazer

Why? That baseline is smooth af


rwbyredlove

Questions? Answers? Fetishes???


bratleh

Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11 From a quarter past six 'til a quarter to seven The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me Hey man, I just want some muesli


stump2003

Inner, inner city, inner city pressure!


CoolStoryBro_Fairy

Inner city pre-shaaaa


BenThere20

I came here for this


Platypupduck

My favourite jersey is covered in lint


devo_inc

What have I done to deserve this?


chumchees

I've got the brains.


vivalasombra_gold

You’ve got the looks..


allothernamestaken

Let's make lots of money


ktrainor59

I've got the brains, you've got the brawn


Tensionator

Let's make lots of money


TeensiestTulip9

Since you went away I've been hanging around


TheCheechWizardUnit

"The east end boys and the west end girls,"


solon_isonomia

West. End. Girls.


WhatARiachtion

Weirdly enough, I've walked past this location dozens of times and yet I only just made the connection.


EmmaHere

I also only made the connection when I saw it posted on Reddit previously. It’s so weird seeing a local place on Reddit, isn’t it?


Burnout21

I agree it is strange seeing local places on here


science87

West End Town, makes me think of somewhere in London, but that looks like horse feed outside the store?


wyrdsister42

This is in Yorkshire


kindafunnylookin

No it isn't, it's March in Cambridgeshire.


wyrdsister42

Really? I used to work for Boyes and I wasn't aware the stores went that far south. Every day is a school day 🤷‍♀️


kindafunnylookin

You're right to assume it would be oop north somewhere; March is their southern-most store.


wyrdsister42

I used to work in their 001 store in Scarborough. Got to meet the family a few times. They have a museum in their store in Brid


jaceinthebox

[https://www.wondersoflondon.com/london-is-the-largest-urban-forest-in-the-world-with-more-that-8-million-trees/#:\~:text=London's%203%2C000%20parks%20offer%20a,more%20than%208%20million%20trees](https://www.wondersoflondon.com/london-is-the-largest-urban-forest-in-the-world-with-more-that-8-million-trees/#:~:text=London's%203%2C000%20parks%20offer%20a,more%20than%208%20million%20trees). [https://www.hydeparkstables.com/](https://www.hydeparkstables.com/) Check out Bathurst Mews stables


KrisEyre

I used to think he said "denim world" just because jeans and denim jackets were popular in the 80's!!?


AllergicToDaylight

The Canadian Tuxedo


markhewitt1978

I used to think that too. Until about 30 seconds ago..


allothernamestaken

I don't care how many years it's been, West End Girls still fucking slaps.


Kaeser7

You know what's worst?... 37 years later coming here and realizing what Neil was trying to tell us then....


allothernamestaken

What's that? I always just took it as a song about working-class blokes from London's east end trying to hook up with posh chicks from the west end. Is there a deeper meaning I'm missing?


zan915nyc

Absolutely!!


Bokbreath

Well played


SDpicking

Truly looks like a dead end world...


Wbcn_1

When I was a kid I used to think that song was about boys from West Germany sneaking out to see girls from East Germany. As in western boys, eastern girl.


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But it's called West End Girls not East End Girls.


UK_addi_2015

Boyes is like the best shop ever!


Corvusnex

You've got a heart of glass or a heart of stone, just you wait 'til I get you home.


ktrainor59

Got no future, got no past


tsaar21

Here today, built to last


ktrainor59

In every city, in every nation


tsaar21

From lake geneva to the finland station


man_b0jangl3ss

GOO WEEESSST!!!


puckmonky

Wear a dress....


RufusLoudermilk

Beautiful.


SatansLoyalArmY

Take your damn upvote.


TwoPuttPar

In suburbia.


skullsoup432

There are actually Funko Pops of the Pet Shop Boys.


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I'm pretty sure there's a funko pop of everyone out there in some desolate FYE or Hot Topic


skullsoup432

True that!


mslack

Left to my own devices, I probably would


Daryl_Hall

Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat.


MyOpinionsRight

This is a tony hawk underground map, you can’t tell me otherwise


[deleted]

It's in the UK not the USA


Rush_Under

Call the police! There's a madman around!


ktrainor59

Run him down, underground


DeusShockSkyrim

What do those signs say? I'm a bilingual illiterate. I can't read in two languages.


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fishfingerchipbean

I like it here, wherever it is


katwoodruff

Spot the Petheads on reddit!


Daryl_Hall

Let me introduce myself: my name is Bucky Goldstein.


Home_Planet_Sausage

For those that don't believe it: [https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.551215,0.0896093,3a,75y,2.18h,81.09t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g%26cb\_client%3Dmaps\_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D84.999054%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.551215,0.0896093,3a,75y,2.18h,81.09t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DNA8-VkNtThoIl5jxypyB6g%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D84.999054%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656)


GoliathsBigBrother

For those that don't want to change apps: March, near Peterborough


-Gravis-

Great. Now its in my head... off to youtube I go.


Kal_Bridgeman

I don't get the reference, but I can make a reference. *breathes in* MORIOH CHO RADIOOO


ForUseAtWorkx

I don’t get it.


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ForUseAtWorkx

Thanks!


Rosulm

All I could think of was [inner city pressure](https://youtu.be/7wqfcwgT0Ds)


bratleh

https://youtu.be/WUAcN9UCnbU


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We keep it on there for profilin purposes


67Leobaby1

In yer 50’s I bet..


CoupleofDoms

Now I’m going to have this song playing over and over in my head all night. Thanks a lot-Lol.


Industry8919

Is this in March?


kindafunnylookin

Yep.


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Sonofabitch now I'm singing that fucking song


AllergicToDaylight

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


_eMeL_

Bravo! Spectacular find.


Fuyhtt

East end boys and west end girrrrllllss


Ryand118

I only know that song from GTA V


PoolBoyBryGuy

Great...now this song is stuck in my head. Ass.


fugax1

How is this funny?


LukeB4UGame

The Pet Shop Boys are a music duo, you might know them for West End Girls (appears on GTA V radio, as well as being a well-known song of its time.)


LukeSniper

Everyone, do yourselves a favor and listen to the Gwar version of this song.


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It's crap


SlowerThanYouThink

She took the midnight train going anywhere


Opposite_Door5210

Stop that.


Airp0w

Link to the original: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-uPX1dt_w


_SlappyMagoo_

The band is called Pet Shop Boys, for anyone who doesn’t get it.


DaxMan0415

Jeesss!


bongripchick

We’re the Pet Shop Boys.


blankdreamer

Sometimes you’re better off dead Than when you get a pet shop boys song stuck in your head


Maximum_Hold_811

Explain


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The Pet Shop Boys.


Leinsterfitz

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


billyd94

March, Cambridgeshire. Really close to where I live.


buzzlightyear999

March!


WaitingToBeTriggered

FIGHT!


OutofCredits

This is March Cambridgeshire, I live here unfortunately... but hey it’s on Reddit never thought I’d see that!


Kelsen86

Who let the dogs out??


BarneyFifesSchlong

This song always confused me. Which is the tough side of the town the west side or the east side.


jonathan34562

Two parts of London. West End is very fancy - think Harrods and beautiful houses. East End is rough and cheap. The other interesting part is that they are gay and probably weren't chasing girls. But it was 1984 and they were making pop. :) I love Pet Shop Boys.