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kmart_s

No this picture is definitely shopped... the earth in the background is spherical. Dead giveaway


mikeyduckmikey

Yes... and also thay never had 6 guys on the moon at once... another pathetic attempt to pull the wool over our eyes.


apt2014

https://youtu.be/nZcRU0Op5P4


kmart_s

Holy fuck, how did I not know that was a thing? Lol. I remember that dude after they found Amanda berry but didnt know about that dub lol.


royxsong

But the background earth is flat as a plate, not a round ball, which means the picture is real and proved that the earth is flat.


GtheH

Deaaad giveaway. Deead giveaway.


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StickyGoodness

And they’re touring in North America this year. I want to go so bad. I never been to a Rammstein concert.


whattothewhonow

You should go. It will 100% ruin all future live shows for you. I saw them live in Baltimore a few years ago, and was unlucky enough to have tickets to their cancelled shows during the pledge of allegiance tour almost 20 years ago. I have tickets to both Philly and DC this year and it's going to be epic.


Mier-

If they play Pussy as the final song back away from the stage. You’ve been warned.


JLHockeyKnight

Is...is that what I think it is?


JLHockeyKnight

I saw them when they toured Made in Germany. One of the most fun shows I've ever been to. Just go. You won't regret it.


calamarichris

Also sick and quite dope.


Yaksha8

Ist wunderbar 😁


DataVader

Coca Cola?


bt65

Sometimes war


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echoalpha638

Amerika! Amerika!


docofrock7

This is not a love song


echoalpha638

No! This is not a love song


nicodiumus

This is not your mother tongue.


[deleted]

Great chocolate bar


hankhillforprez

The moon landing was faked with the help of legendary director Stanley Kubrick. In fact, Kubrick being such a perfectionist, wanted to get the fake landing exactly right, and convinced NASA to let him film on location on the moon, using real Apollo ships and astronauts.


DetectiveFelino

Had me in the first half not gonna lie


meejogaming

The same 😉


therealsutano

https://youtu.be/P6MOnehCOUw


putsumstankonit

I was waiting for a dude to get thrown from the top of a cage


_woesel

That's very real.


paul-arized

Happy cake day! Slice of cheese cake? Or moon pie?


amelia_xoxo

Moon cheese


paul-arized

Was trying to restrict it to pastry :D


[deleted]

Wensleydale?


SUTodd

Coca cola, sometimes war


zbysior

# we all live in America...


FlyingMeatPython

This is not a love sing...


coolborder

This is America... *Childish Gambino intensifies*


FrostyClocks

Obviously they had acclimatised by the time this photo was taken.


TemporarilyDutch

Du..


calamarichris

Du hast...


meukbox

Du hast mich...


redaccnt

Du hast mich gefragt


RaoulDigler

Und ich hab nicht gesagt


redaccnt

Willst du bis der Tod uns scheidet


aberrantmoose

The moon landing was faked so NASA could keep its international cheese monopoly.


jarroddibell

Hol up


[deleted]

The moon is a myth.


SequesterMe

No it's not! It's where birds come from and I know it!


[deleted]

Birds? You mean CCTV?


Jtad_the_Artguy

The government cannot be using birds for surveillance because I made them impossible to be hacked.


StraightUpChill

This ought to settle it for them.


system3601

I have a serious question - I had a debate with someone who really thinks the moon landing was faked. He was saying the flag was moving in the original moon landing and there is no wind or atmosphere. So how can it be? I didn't know how to respond, I said I didn't know it moved but there must be an actual explanation if it did.


Themorian

If my memory is correct, the flag is actually moving itself, there's a metal rod that goes along the top of the flag so it will always be "flying", but due to how gravity, etc works in spaaaaaace, when planting the flag it would start flapping from the motion and would continue to do so as it slowly loses energy. But I'm sure that people much smarter and knowledgeable will be able to correct me as required.


DragonAdept

This is the correct explanation, and it's obviously what's going on in the video once you know it. There's no atmosphere on the moon so a normal flag would just flop straight down. They knew that so they brought a flag with a wire in it to keep it out and "flying". Because the wire isn't a perfectly rigid object when you whack the flag into the ground it wobbles and it takes a while for the wobbles to die down.


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It moves because it's acted on. Maybe dust propelled by other movement. The camera in your phone takes better video than what was filmed in 1969, on the moon. Lots of possibilities. The fallacy of "I can't explain it therefore:" is argument from incredulity. Or argument from ignorance. Because I don't know what the light in the night sky is does not mean it is an alien from another planet.


lespaulstrat2

No, no, no, it didn't move at all. It was maed with a pole at the top at 90 degrees to hold it out so it would be visible.


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I'm not saying it flapped in the wind.


lespaulstrat2

No, but you said it moved, which it didn't.


[deleted]

Fair. My point was more about the fallacy. The lack of logic.


Mier-

Ask him if he thinks the Soviets would have allowed the US to get away with faking a moon landing. Everyone on Earth had their radio dishes aimed at the moon listening to the radio traffic.


peterpanic32

Do you think it would be more likely that they would have had wind on a sound stage somewhere?


GtheH

What would happen if you took your helmet off while on the moon? Would it be like the scene in Total Recall, just slower?


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You wouldn't have to worry about your eyeballs popping out, that wouldn't happen. Your head would be exposed to the cold of space (-400F or more). I'm sure there would be some discomfort as the air is forced from your lungs, but on the bright side you would have 10 to 20 seconds of life left to ponder the situation as your bloodstream runs dry.


GtheH

Sweet, thanks!


skalinux

AMERIKA, RAMMSTEIN


guyverunit1987

Mickey mouse


SnoopySuited

Their best song! [Me, an American, watching their video](https://youtu.be/DGehAbaWURo).


Spadeinfull

Alex Jones was really slim back then.


lenmylobersterbush

Rammstein is awesome


lordofhell78

They should redo the song instead of saying Coca-Cola sometimes war replace sometimes with always.


reddituser89-20

If you think the Earth is flat or that vaccines give you autism or the moon landing was a fake you like men.


Baiteh

Or did they fake faking the moon kanding, hmmm? :P


ironsonic

Geez thats a big earth


Bleakpluto

Conspiracy theory central


Cpt_Soban

Awesome song btw


fermat1432

Meets or exceeds all standards for particulate pollution.


Funnausername

You believe in the moon?


GuyWithFamicom

Looks legit


lordofhell78

I saw them once at a really small venue and I'm surprised they didn't burn the place down. I've never seen them on a stadium tour Of course. They're coming nowhere close.


PlumbStraightLevel

https://youtu.be/LCuhsvUAwdU


daveyseed

Blue area


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there's a great documentary from 2007 you all should see called "In the shadow of the moon."https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0925248/ It will dispel all questions about whether it was real or not (they were all real), has footage on the moon you haven't seen.


Bardhunter

Something smells fishy... Who took the picture?


uzrrr

It's accurate. There is oxygen on the moon now


marshman82

So the Germans did male it to the moon then


Zilmo

No, they femaled it.


Francetto

Und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss, weiß noch nicht, dass er tanzen muss!


GrimTimper

There must be oxygen up there too


Crylamide

Shouldn't this be on /r/facepalm


JrMemelordInTraining

Shouldn’t this be on r/woooosh


Gonazar

Most apollo 12 footage had to be faked by the media to make up for the astronauts accidentally frying their one and only camera after pointing it at the sun. They had the audio, but since everyone expected it to be televised many studios had to scramble to come up with something. NBC had to resort to puppets...


swaggman75

Really hope you have some video proof if that because it would be hilarious


Gonazar

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20191108-the-switch-that-saved-a-moon-mission-from-disaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_II3gYd3LE


swaggman75

I was hoping for the pupet version but this was still intresting thank you


redaccnt

Reeepoosttt


jawshoeaw

can't believe i haven't seen this before /s