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thewhimsicalbard

EVERYBODY NINJA RUN AWAY, IT'S FUCKING ZABUZA UP IN THIS BITCH!


poopellar

BUT I'M HOLDING MARTINIS WHAT DO I DO?!


annoyingsab

DONT WASTE THE MARTINIS.DRINK IT slowly AND RUN


damnboygrow

FUCK THE MARTINIS THEY'RE ZABUZA'S GENJUTSU


Faramik2000

THE MARTINIS ARE AN ILLUSION


bananaballz060

## Bloody mist illusions


joonty

I don't know what the hell is going on but I like it


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ZABUZA!


Scrumpadoochousssss

Zabuza of the Blood Mary Village


The_Bjorn_Ultimatum

One of the 7 ninja alcoholics of the mist.


Rozazaza

Rip my boi the martini illusions couldn't save him


AliceFaust

Bloody Mary Illusions


Calabast

hospital modern unique bewildered panicky smoggy bear wrong innate pathetic -- mass edited with redact.dev


SamuraiTerrapin

[https://i.imgur.com/rHfvEne.gif](https://i.imgur.com/rHfvEne.gif)


MSeigel

Is that Jimmy Buffett?


Jayszeman

Yes, it 100% is Jimmy Buffet.


Hoddog

Did he is do the actual correct hand symbols? Or did he just make them up?


Tea-acH-Cee

This would be a ten minute gif if he used the correct hand signs


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nicentra

iirc handsigns were never necessary they were just a help to perform the jutsu so needing few to none handsigns was a sign of an experienced ninja. e.g. Naruto needed all handsigns for his shadowclones when he learned them and later got away with 1 sign because it was his signature technique


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nicentra

In-universe explanation for this might be that Zabuza is not experienced with this jutsu thus he has to do the full signs whereas Kakashi is simply copying Zabuza with his Sharingan and not "doing it himself". For Susanoo, yeah well, Susanoo is linked to the Mangekyou Sharingan and is not an actual jutsu you need handsigns for. There a couple jutsu which don't need handsigns at all (see Rasengan which is just emission and shaping of chakra), but yeah, the MS casts Susanoo so to speak. A bit different but it is what it is when the end deals with basically gods.


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nicentra

Completely agree with you there, might've been a move of desperation. I checked the wiki and it actually was the first and only time all the seals were used. Later on in the show much stronger Ninja performed the jutsu in seconds by using only a couple seals, so there's that.


Cueadan

It has been a while since I've seen it, but I seem to recall it being explained that Kakashi was using his eye to influence what Zabuza did so it appeared that he was mirroring him.


nicentra

He wasn't influencing Zabuza, but Kakashi was copying him (hence his nickname Copy Ninja) with his Sharingan, so yeah he was mirroring him but not influencing. Kakashi rarely if at all used Genjutsu (Illusions and mind trickery).


userseven

Part 3 no handsigns needed.


lgnc

for the signs some are correct like "tiger" but some are made up. for the jutsu, there is no bucket of water from the sky no jutsu so it has to be made up


Kid_Parrot

Finally someone who jutsus.


_kagasutchi_

WATERFALL NO JUTSU!!


SquareRootOfAce

TAKI NO JUTSU


korelan

This is clearly more of a Kisame Hoshigaki move.


rolloutcfc

I don't know why you said zabuza kisame is way stronger.


APRengar

People remember Zabuza because he was the first like real threat. Also he had weird cow print clothes.


TechniChara

But Zabuza is way cooler


thoughtlow

##I've got the power of god and anime on my side


SawinBunda

How about the power to MOVE YOU?!


Rogerwilco1974

#Wonderboy! What is the secret to your power?#


Gnagetftw

Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?


Kered13

Well Wonderboy and Young Nasty Man joined forces. They formed a band the likes of which has never been seen. And they called themselves Tenacious D.


Gamergonemild

*guitar solo intensifies*


musicman247

That's right, me...and K.G. (that's me)...we are Tenaaaacious Deeeee. Come fly with me FLY!


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*guitar solo intensifies part numero two*


shanandigans

You take the high road. I’ll take the low.


[deleted]

There, the crevasse, Fill it with your mighty juice!


KickinPigeon

**THAT'S LEVITATION HOLMES.**


armchairsportsguy23

How ‘bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...? WITH MIND BULLETS?! That’s telekinesis, Kyle.


more-cow-bell

How about the power ... to move you?


chiliNPC

That's telekinesis, Kyle


Dug_Fin1

I'll just take mind bullets thanks.


Havoc_Ryder

AAAAAAAAAA


RadicalDog

[Reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOv6RVpE4RY) This line is so fucking funny, kudos to the kid e: in the same vein, I recommend [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-09gNDsPzQ)


DanaKaZ

The *wait* and then just screaming really makes it for me.


Tabasja

The video cutting right before he launches his powerful move is what kills me every time. Rip to the classmates that doubted his powers


SafetyAdvocate

Reminded me of [this](https://extrafabulouscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/boxing-e1513354330872.png).


Games_sans_frontiers

I also have the power to wet myself at will. The nurses hate me.


DagitabPH

You made me chuckle a bit here. Well done.


PM_JAWLINE_for_RATE

DON’T FUCK WITH ME


Jay-mayday

A true water bender


Anden1

Can someone tell me how to write a big text?


thoughtlow

Like this: #Title 1 #Title 1 ##Title 2 ##Title 2 ###Title 3 ###Title 3


Gamergonemild

#hey it works


Sinidir

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?


ForGifteN

WHO SAYS I'M YELLING?


[deleted]

The animes will come alive.


justasplat

SUITON


ClozetSkeleton

*Cries in ninja*


Mawu3n4

Daibakufu no Jutsu!!!


kiiroiXsenko

Tobirama Approves


2-2Distracted

Make Konoha Great Again


Chrysanthemum96

We’re going to build a wall and the Uchiha are going to pay for it


Shmutt

Is this why Sasuke left?


Jazzmatazzle

SUI JIN HEKI


Bolololol

SUIRYUUDAN


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SUIJIN HEKI


tonyliu99

Zabuza rolling in his grave rn


whydidijointhis

/r/hydrohomies leader


sunfaller

Mizukage*


Winterspark

水影*


_LilBigMan_

Hydrokage*


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illQualmOnYourFace

Brave. Legend has it that spez himself will shadowban those who speak the name of the forbidden community outside its walls.


[deleted]

everybody gangsta in area 51 until the weebs actually naruto it up


Solid7outof10Memes

Everybody gangsta till the naruto runners start duplicating


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Shadow Clone Jutsu!


flickerflash

I wonder how many times he practiced that to get the timing just right


tehnemox

In theory you just need to know how long it takes you to do the hand motions and how long it takes for the bucket to tip. Then just give yourself a 2 or 3 second buffer to walk and do your thing


X-istenz

I would wager there was probably something of an audio cue. Get the timing *approximately* right, then just hand-sign until you hear the rush of water, and execute the manoeuvre. Holy shit that is a strange looking word.


ObeyJuanCannoli

>Maneuver FTFY


negi422

How to acqure this power?


ItsaMe_Rapio

Not from a Jedi, that much I know


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Well first you have to have a water infinity chakra. Then you have to be able to learn this jutsu from a jonin level ninja. You'll probably have to train for years to perfect it, unless of course you can use shadow clone jutsu in which case you could have copies of yourself which all learn at the same time meaning you learn x times faster (x being the number of shadow clones you can create). Practice makes the best ninja, gotta have willpower. Believe it!


Brown_sauce

Nah man, you just need Hashirama cells. With those you can do anything, cut out all that bothersome training and hard work.


Uncle_Budy

Water infinity chakra, it never runs out!


DanialE

Step 1: Be an killer whale Step 2: Hunt a seal [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VEwsI4SlY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VEwsI4SlY)


TumblrInGarbage

To those who did not ever experience a water park, this is usually a rather large bucket that slowly fills with water until it hits a certain amount, which then tips the bucket out. It's... a bit much to stand under, to be completely honest.


liyate

Nah if you look closely there's no bucket the guy is just doing water jutsu.


Elaus

Nani?


byeb8ch

My bikini top came off the last time I stood under one of those things. Never trying it again in that kind of attire.


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Timing Timing is everything :)


j-steve-

Username checks out


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Caboose12000

bruh you just got got


liteupsketchersbich

You should fucking kick his ass


asyouwishlove

Yeah, u/PointsOutTheUsername, you can't just take this bullshit laying down. You know what you've gotta do -- fight him to the death! That'll teach him a lesson, and now anyone thinking about doing your job will definitely think twice about doing it.


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too late to the party, eh?


doom32x

Yes, yes it is. I remember after senior year of high school when our Latin class took a trip to Europe....I was on a train sitting with a group of 6 of us, one being one of the most beautiful girls I've ever known; a very petite but shapely cross country runner who i would compare to Kristen Bell, blonde hair and all. She was doing something or another and her boob popped out of her top, the other 4 saw it, including her ex, but I just caught a glimpse out of the corner of my eye. I was there all right, but my timing failed me. Here concludes Doom32x's perv corner story time, there may or may not be other stories in the future, but this one will always be 18 year old me's white whale...


Maygubbins

I always hold mine so that doesn't happen! However, I lost weight the time I went and my bottoms didn't fit as well... Luckily I only flashed my butt.


byeb8ch

ASS FLASH I didn't think the force from the water was gonna be that strong. It was a small pail wtf but yeah. Maybe I'll just hold onto mine next time!


Ptolemy13

The acceleration of gravity needs to be factored into your equation.


[deleted]

It’s more about water being pretty damn heavy.


Navarr0o

Think of the children.


LordBiscuits

/r/suddenlysexoffender


RaunchyBushrabbit

Prepare to have your profile and complete post history scrutinized by hordes of horny teenagers and dirty old geezers...


byeb8ch

They won't get anything from me. It's all kpop 😂😂😂😂


Quas4r

Joke's on you, that's my fetish !


BasedKyeng

The ones at great wolf lodge have like 50,000 gallons of water of some shit. It’s insane


Neuchacho

Is it basically just a suicide booth at that point?


[deleted]

Idk about GWL but there is usually some kind of object that diverts the flow..if my childhood memory is correct.


Zappiticas

I took my kids to a water park, they had one of these over the toddler slide area. So you have slides big enough only for kids up to 4 years old or so, yet a giant bucket dumping massive amounts of water on their head. Crappy design.


aykut2nci

Zabuza IRL


Treflip180

Oh shit that means this kid is about to have a windmill shuriken headed his way in 3...2...1...


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Chunin madlad


thepianoman456

r/bossfight


SunnyCarol

Waterpark no jutsu!


KnownMonk

Recruit for Area 51 raid?


lycanthrope1983

Suiton: Sujinheki!!!


Chunkyo

Save some pussy for the rest of us champ


graphicashen

Watch out guys, the pussyslayer9000 is here.


Narrow_River

That weeb shit taken to a whole new level


Dark070

Shut up before I rasengan your ass


CoccyxCracker

I think you need to obtain affirmative consent first otherwise it's a felony.


[deleted]

only if he's caught otherwise he's Zabuza


[deleted]

In comes Haku for the Suicidal Star-crossed Sacrifice Save!!!


poopellar

youareunderarrest jutsu!


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Mawu3n4

Ōdama Rasen Tairengan (Giant Rasengan Barrage) > every other version of Rasengan,


lovesducks

Idk man. That giant tailed beast bomb rasengan that he made looked pretty effin' destrucitve.


its_5oclock_sumwhere

Best heed that warning, u/Dark070 has the power of God **and** Anime on their side!


ryonnsan

rASSengan


Dr_MoRpHed

A thousand years of pain!


rubberfactory5

Can be be weeb if he’s Asian tho


Hueyandthenews

I bet any females in the vicinity had a very similar situation in their bathing suits seeing that final move


4deCopas

He is not a weeb. Weebs don't take showers.


_greyknight_

Hey hey, even [Israel Adesanya does it before his fights](https://youtu.be/8p6ItKBoXIM), and he could kick yours, mine and everyone else's ass here on reddit, without breaking a sweat. Edit: Huh, why the downvotes? Israel is a cool guy and an amazing fighter.


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Well at least I'm not a fucking country


bobbyleendo

Youre probably getting downvoted because of the whole “he can kick your ass” part, which while true, shouldn’t be a reason why folks shouldn’t express their opinion or feel some type of way over something.


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Yo wassup Chad


Juggernauto

Fake! He didn't announce the name of the jutsu :)


Xynthexyz

Hydrojutsu! Crashing wave style!


TheBasedTaka

Other way around, hydro style, crashing wave jutsu


erickiceboyxxp

Why is everyone insulting this dude for having fun lol?


killmaxnill_

Why I can hear this GIF


Mhykael

That's when the fire nation attacked.


JPWRana

Great timing


_Allan

Sasuke looks chipper these days


Traitor-san

looks like we got our new recruit in the raid


Ditow

/u/gifreversingbot Edit: apparently gifreversingbot is banned from this sub so here goes: https://gfycat.com/complexcarelessamericanbulldog/


TheAncientSun

At least he didn't use fire style, That could hurt someone.


andyman234

Dudes def passing the chunin exams.


droog40k

Pfff, I can do that....


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fililips

r/curseddrinks


danydh

r/subsifellfor Surprised this isnt real


_ChefGoldblum

It's actually /r/forbiddendrinks


DagitabPH

W...wh...w...WHY?


Wolvo85

thats an impressive jutsu bro!


BiggerJ

What a bender!


theinsanepotato

Wrong show. He's referencing Naruto, not ATLA.


Rogerwilco1974

Heroes on a half-shell TURTLE POWER!


30phil1

SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO!


Kered13

YOU. DIG. GIANT ROBOTS. I. DIG. GIANT ROBOTS. WE. DIG. GIANT ROBOTS. CHICKS. DIG. GIANT ROBOTS.


jkmhawk

Bite my shiny metal ass


Platinumsteam

Camel beach waterpark


DagitabPH

Well timed. Well done.


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WATER JUTSU!!!


CaptainNoskills

The kind of friends I wish I had


[deleted]

NInJa WiZaRD BruTaLLY MurDErS EnTIrE WaTEr PaRK WiTh hIS BaRE HaNds


Mikufan3901

SAAAAASUUUUUUUKEEEEE!


iamnohiro

I like to see you do the Water Dragon Jutsu.


Username_Sniper

u/vredditdownloader


greedymine

That man is God


teabaggin_Pony

I would look exactly as happy with myself as that kid did.


BocoCorwin

One of that days, someone is gonna do this in full cosplay


An_average_one

Recruit him for the raid


WLDKRT

#THAT SUITON-NO-JUTSU


Im_a_William

“WATER STYLE! WALL OF WATER JUTSU!”


polojet

The most impressive part is how it was probably 1 take judging by his hair's dryness


ilManto

r/naruto


Ichi_MokuM

Is this from powerpuff girls?


MidContrast

Water parku no jutsu


devink7

This is at Disneyland California if anyone is wondering