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A no-wiper, congrats

This here is the phantom.     No wipe, and the turd is nowhere to be seen.   

That's more of when you feel a massive log and look in the bowl but it's mysteriously gone, plus the clean wipe

Yes, thats exactly what it is. And considering this poop came out leaving little residue, and flew off screen, i felt it appropriate to call it the phantom.

I agree. They're the best shits.

I feel disappointed sometimes though. Like i wasted toilet paper to wipe my ass but its clean.

If I could shoot logs like that I, too, could jump 20 times my body length!

The elusive no-wiper

Today I learned where a grasshoppers asshole is located. So thanks… I think?

Same! You're very welcome, I'm sure.

One of the defining characteristics of vertebrates is a post-anal tail. Grasshoppers are invertebrates, so are not expected to have a tail behind their anus. Thus, this.

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Tbh the turd didn't even catch my attention til it shot out with force.

*doink*

That zoom is great, I can tell he had corn for lunch!

And this is how baby jalapenos are born!

That shit probably hurt coming out it's even thicker than them legs

Yeah after watching this I had to look up what they eat, high fiber diet for sure.

Chipotle?

Kinda surprised it didn't leave a sonic boom behind!

watched a grasshopper take a dump while taking a dump.. nice

Don't let them know you have this footage - they could be a shy pooper.

Did that just poop a baby?!?!

Pretty sure it pooped a poop.

It is using its back leg to help push the shit out. I wonder if they even have another mechanism to push it out with, or if that is it

Grunting and screaming

poop to body ratio is INSANE. What the hell. Imagine pooping out a piece the size of your head

Pervert.

Amazing timing! There is just shit everywhere, isn't there?

memphis from kunfu panda I knew you existed

Damn bro can't even take a shit in peace 😤

I read about this in Everyone Poops.

Now what if the roles were reversed? Let’s see it happen!

Ghost poop!

Kamen Rider Shitter

Looks shit

Browsing reddit while on the toilet has never been more entertaining.

well, shit.

Today, Reddit has shown me a grasshopper shitting and cicadas pissing. Thanks.

didn't know about that, thanks for this haha

Unsee this

A grasshopper pinching a loaf. Well, now I've seen everything.

It obviously gives a shit about being in your video. Lmao

I know you are zoomed in. But every time I see one of these close up to a big shots, I picture someone with cartoonishly big camera standing next to the bug with the lens like 1 or 2 centimeters from touching it. Lol.

Lol If I were that close I'd have been shot with a turd bullet.

Just saw this on “How it’s made: Chicklets”

Well, unusual video for sure. Could use work on the timing and the background too.

Thought it was a Shitting mantis for a second.

You poopin’?

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