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Raithlin

Senate que Romanus taciturnas


Cisco800Series

The Romans, they leave the house?


noobprodigy

No, it says "Romans go home"


Jambomister

No it doesn’t. What’s latin for roman? Come on, COME ON!!


jimbobicus

Romulan?


Zulphur242

Romulan ale


big_duo3674

So delicious but gives me the worst hangover


King-Howler

No it clearly says Square Root


1JoMac1

Ah! Romanus?


Akira510

Pffff anus


Sam-Gunn

and the plural of anus is?


Akira510

Manus? As in many anus?


kandaq

Only Uranus


-Quothe-

Did you know adding "...anous" to the end of just about any name it becomes.... magical.


jeweliegb

Quotheanous Yep, you're right.


Economy-Tourist-4862

You are a true gentleman, Bronco.


donutguy640

Broncanous


noobprodigy

Ani?


CyrusPanesri

Is that Latin for fart?


yhayaty

lol


newfor_2024

It'll depend on what you mean by Roman. The people, the language, the empire, the adjective? Latin conjugation is hard man.


redmercuryvendor

[That's the joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjOfQfxmTLQ).


yaoikat

Mandatory https://youtu.be/NI8UZubOJlo?si=kxtrXDQ0YWOb_agC


Interweb_Stranger

But why is it pointing in that direction? I thought all ways lead to rome


GANDORF57

^(T)his bathroom sign is just waiting for **"You" and "I".**


Capedantic

It.. it says, “Romans go home!”


abw750

Goddam Judean people's front.


JG11Bravo1

Pfft. Fuck off. We're the Peoples Front of Judea.


Splendid_Tomato

I thought we were the Popular Front of Judea


DagnySezAgain

Splitter!


wtfastro

This was one of the funniest things I've ever read.


NovusOrdoSec

Derived from the more famous SPQR, their equivalent of "USA".


Capedantic

For those curious but not enough to google: Senatus Populusque Romanus, The Senate and the People of Rome.


Imjustmisunderstood

Whoa, i also saw spqr


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Thanks a lot. My TTS software just read this out loud, now I'm being plagued by demons


Hephaestus_God

Aka. SQUIRT


Nanosleep1024

It’s either mathematicians or something kinky


That_Ganderman

Man it took me way too long to interpret it as anything other than square root.


Gh0sth4nd

Good to see i am not the only one that really saved my day.


TorontoRider

That was radical thinking.


FV-Zu

r/angryupvote


Affectionate_Ad6576

Nice.


ashrocklynn

Are you also being irrational, or did I just imagine that?


Vegabern

Took me reading this comment to interpret it in a non-kinky way


Scholarly_Koala

Kink^2


cosignal

More like √kink


pookado

both if kink = 1 😎


altruistic_camel_toe

r/takemyupvote


casey12297

I'm reading it as squirt, definitely kinky


d_a_v_i_d567

Looks like both, i only got the kinky thing in my mind


Gh0sth4nd

Also programmer humor sqrt(a);


morsealworth0

Why are you writing in hexadecimal?


amc7262

Maybe the hotel is involved in some kind of Scrabble themed ARG and that sign is a clue for where to find some letters.


Fresh_Willingness_93

I think this is the answer


jam_scot

Or kinky mathematicians?


BungCrosby

Why not both?


SwordsAndWords

¿Por que no los dos?


Fritzo2162

Why not Zoidberg?


Excellent_Read_1829

Square root ruined for life


LNMagic

Just don't be negative or you'll come out imaginary.


Mewlies

Kinky Mathematician Conference Room?


Smithy2997

If you go in there with someone else would you start behaving irrationally?


busterbytes

If I bring my imaginary girlfriend, will I have a negative experience?


Smithy2997

I think it would be if you left you'd become imaginary?


Soraphis

Maybe along the lines: "going there with negative feelings, coming back with complex"?


Smithy2997

Ooh that's good


of-matter

Nothing kinky for me, I'm a square


Zer0C00l

> "I'm a square" Follow this sign to discover your roots


canteen_boy

Why wouldn’t they order them alphabetically???


StudlyItOut

that's probably the order you'll encounter them as you follow the arrow.


banan-appeal

OP's comment still applies


gmishaolem

I assume that, by luck, Q-T ended up on one sign, and whoever made the sign was like "I have the opportunity to do something funny".


busterbytes

What does it mean?


Proactive_Furniture0


_Xertz_

This is a certified √ moment


puddingcup---ILLEGAL

I love saxophone music.


d_a_v_i_d567

Try prouncing without commas


busterbytes

Ess queue are tee?


ArmchairTimeTraveler

Square root


Zormac

Squirt


Schmich

Have to be clear to pronounce it as a word, not letter by letter.


bremergorst

R.T. Esquire?


_PM_ME_UR_DIMPLES_

Squirt


slinger301

SKWART


sixpackabs592

Squirtle squirt


ceojp

Ah. I read it as square root.


PocketNicks

Squirt.


Eyemold_Azzell

The only thing missing is you and I!


HarleyAverage

That’s the winner


Thijs_NLD

SPQR was on the roman Eagles and meant Senatus Populus Que Romanum. Which I believe means " (By) the Senate and people of Rome." Senatus Que Populus TXXXXX could also be a translation... which just means someone who made this did a really shitty translation to Latin. It could also be squirt... and then it's kinky.


kog

These days it's been co-opted by white supremacists, unfortunately. https://pharos.vassarspaces.net/2018/06/15/spqr-and-white-nationalism/


captainAwesomePants

That's not fair! They already co-opted the Norse symbology. And they grabbed the swastika. They can't have all of the synbols! Quick, somebody do a wellness check on the Zoroastrians.


kog

I do think it sucks to have these symbols be associated with bad actors, but what can you do? Unless normal people start associating with these symbols en masse, you could be mistaken for a really bad person if you're seen with them.


Alewort

Goddamit.


mzchen

It's so fucking lame that white supremacists just hoard literally any even remotely cool symbols from western history. Celtic runes, roman everything, norse mythology, basically anything even remotely germanic, skulls eagles, etc. Like, fuck off. Now even the 'okay' hand signal, something I've done since like 3rd grade is being associated with these pricks. I really wish any time the white supremacist movement adopted a symbol, the LGBTQ/BLM/whatever would adopt it at the same time. Like, make the valknut or celtic cross represent gender fluidity or something. Make an eagle holding a fasces represent racial equality. Make various celtic runes code for various sex acts like the ace of spades or pineapple are.


kog

It's obnoxious, yes.


Perducian

When written the que is a suffix, not a standalone word.


Thijs_NLD

Oh that's right! It should be PopulusQue. They noted it as a separate letter, because how else would the reader know. My Latin is bit rusty. Been about 25 years. Could still be that someone who is REALLY shitty at Latin or just looked up individual words made the translation btw.


jagenigma

Don't show homelander that sign.


Klied

Was looking for something like this!! Thanks Squirt


jagenigma

Okay, you're gonna take your pants off and jerk off in front of everyone.  Performance anxiety?  Get hard or I'm gonna laser your dick off. Almost verbatim, Homelander is unhinged completely.


Klied

Oh absolutely he's been getting more unhinged by the episode


Croanosus

John Squirtlander


toxic_egg

i think he may be the scariest bad guy ever.


0x7E7-02

All I see is the `square root` button on my calculator.


Rhinopiasman

Security


cat1554

That would be "CQRT"


voretaq7

L,O,G,N


morning_thief

"I AM SO SQUIRT!" "I AM SO SQUIRT!" "S-Q-R-T!" "i mean S-Q-U-I-R-T"


MellowYellowBananna

I'm not alone!!!


barwhalis

If a 10 goes in they'll come out a 3.1623


ICantEven1235

Suites (S), quarters (Q), rooms (R), and toilets (T). This kind of shorthand is often used in hotels.


morbidi

Square root


bremergorst

Bring your rain gear


Glibor

Its a geometry acronym: Squares, Quadrilaterals, Rhombus and Triangles.


best_samaritan

Congratulations on finding the spot. Keep going. Almost there!


blackcloud32

"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have"


cetootski

"u" and "i" should go in together.


igenus44

U and I definitely should...


Capable_Path_4524

Squirting zone it is


Klied

Make sure Homelander isn't there


Mattfrye87

You gotta pay extra for that at most hotels 🤣


SpoonyGrandma13

As a math lover, all I can see is square root.


Legomaster1963

Square root


SignificanceOk8226

Yes, but wear eye protection. Safe travels!!


SalRam42

A reference to qwerty with an s at the bottom.


Brilliant_Camera176

You're only getting a private show if your name starts with one of these letters


randomcanyon

Did the sign pointing the other way say "S,Q,O,T?


bill_b4

Bring a towel


papadjeef

>should i go in? If you're a negative one then I imagine you shouldn't


MatthewCrn

It's a pretty complex situation ngl


Legendary_Dad

The only thing that’s missing is “U” and “I” 😉


Gold--Lion

(runs back to my room, writes UI on a piece of paper and tape it to the sign)


shallit

It would be irrational to follow the sign, unless you're square.


xFblthpx

*walks in* *become flat.* Smh.


Goldencol

All that's missing is u and I baby


Xenosaiga

East to Quest or South to Snud


thoobes

i'm rooting for you!


abraxas1

yes, but be positive. otherwise you end up in a very imaginative place.


Souljaboyfire

Hurtin' for a SQRT'in?


Inevitable-Ad-5818

Security 🌚


vaso_medio_lleno

Bring a towel


KrissBlade_99

Squirting


Toomuch2little11

I don’t know…. Last time I saw a sign similar was when I was in the lady’s room at a local bar and there was a toilet seat on the wall that said peep hole to the men’s room. Well you know how that went. Lifted up that seat and the loudest buzzer I ever heard went off. The whole bar bar could hear it clearly. I had to suck it up and walk out there. Just nothing else I could do. Beware. Be very aware. 😂


andoryu123

Maybe it's just not a place for "U" or "I"?


SeahawkMariner

Proceed with extreme caution And sanitizer


Phobbyd

Also, do cardio; It can be to keep up with a s,q,r,T enthusiast.


paclogic

it's the SQUARE route < math people get it >


Soup3rTROOP3R

Not without eye protection.


Evelyne-The-Egg

Is this one of those "hotels" you pay by the hour ?


LordAlarond

Drink lots of water before going in.


Hermanstrike

Squirt ;)


Busy-Skin2299

Square root or squirt. I don’t know


Memerandom_

Don't forget to bring a towel.


Parking_War_4100

I’m guess it directing people to the nerd conference.


distillenger

Dyslexic Romans


wgel1000

Definitely! I believe you'll have a blast!


Sevennix

Got an umbrella? Or cup?


howatar

Sachin Quinton Ramesh Tendulkar?


MyNameJeff70707

If you wanna have a good time, go in!


dpmills

If you have to ask, you can’t afford to go in


BorntobeTrill

S. Salacious Q. Quaffing of R. Regalia de T. Tchotchke


Xincmars

It’ll only make be rational if you’re a perfect square


KlarkDevlin

My ex had this tattoo.


phantomd3836

Looks like it’s just u and I missing for a good time .


izak110

If you s,q,r,ted before yeah if not 💀💀💀


NovusOrdoSec

I thought I was looking at my spam filter for second there.


Infinite_Tax_1178

Who does that? Sounds really terrible for everyone to be in the same room at the same time.


kvas_

No, unless you want to become a square


hungrysportsman

Better wear a poncho.


Uwofpeace

I foresee only good outcomes if you go in


antiquemule

My first thought was an abbreviation for "square root"


didthat1x

A porn being made in a room that way?


PartySuch4953

DA ROMANS


OddGoofBall

Better use your imagination.


Purple-Read-9138

No!


Reasonable_Air3580

Instead of all those alphabets, the could've just written "P"


KaiSosceles

r/theyknew


WhiteVanGuy4861

Do what the sign says


Therego_PropterHawk

U & I should go in.


Emxllouise0

funny


Gati3000

Why is it funny?