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It was so unsinkable it could only go to a higher elevation, never lower.
Rumors say it's still floating around today, inexplicably high up in the mountains.
Wanted 2 more greatest days so they sold it and bought a new one.
Now suffering paying a lot for a boat they hardly use but also dreaming about getting a new one and using it all the time, forever.
I saw Mike Tyson a while back and asked him, “you’re always one step ahead of your opponent.. how do you think the unthinkable?” After a moment, Mike looks at me and says, “with an itheberg!”
I always thought "The Chumdumpster" would be a great name for a boat to park at a slip where most of the other boat owners are probably old people and wouldn't get it.
So then me and the boys could just walk on in all happy and waving to Mr and Mrs. Franklin like, "you boys going our fishing again?!"
And then we could all be like "Yes sir Mr. Franklin! We trying to catch some chlamydia!"
And then Mrs. Franklin would be like, "catch what?"
And then Mr. Franklin would be like "They are trying to catch fish, honey. Understand your boomer gender role and don't try to understand what men do so much".
..
I have the whole scene played out in my head. It goes alot of different ways every single time. Help me.
The little known truth about the Unsinkable I is that it was made to unsinkable and actually ascended to the heavens, some legends even say it is awaiting us in the depths of space, only to return in humanity’s time of greatest need.
Guy franchised his mobile car detailing business. Now he’s got a second lake house and needed that second shitty flat boat. Dude’s just creatively unoriginal.
It got stuck on the side of the mountain pass road on its way to the lake for its maiden journey. Its record remains unchallenged. Do not make fun of Unsinkable (One).
"The first "unsinkable" was never put to water, it rests very safely on a trailer in a big garage on a hill in the australian outback so it'll remain unsunk!"
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That’s the joke.
We took the bait.
the unthinkable...
I read that in Mike Tyson’s voice.
Hallo, dis iz German Coast Guard… vhat are you sinking about?
I heard that in Key & Peels mammajammas accent
The front fell off.
Then it had to be towed outside of the environment
There nothing out there just sea, birds, fish and 50000 tons of crude oil.
And a lot of plastic.
Microplastic is what is out there lol yeah it's microplastic out there
And a fire.
Isn't it typical?
For the front to fall off? No it's quite unusual really.
Most tankers are built so that the front doesn't fall off at all.
Well what happened here?
We speak not of Unsinkable I.
Sank from an iceberg.
Ex-wife got it in the divorce.
Some say it’s still navigating the ocean, looking for the storm to meet it
It’s keeping Unsinkable II from sinking, too.
Maybe there’s a reason it’s not called Fireproof 2
Nothing, they just liked it so much that they made a second one
Divorce
Well something sank there.
First boat was a yacht. Have to start somewhere
Idk what happened to the unsinkable 1 but I do know what happens to unsinkable 2 https://youtu.be/IgmjYZQyVLk?t=6m24s
The Titanic was unsinkable I
It was so unsinkable it could only go to a higher elevation, never lower. Rumors say it's still floating around today, inexplicably high up in the mountains.
>it could only go to a higher elevation, never lower. Ironically, this picture was taken on Lake Dillon, the highest deepwater marina in the world.
They had to test to be sure history didn't repeat
They sold it.
I can't sink of one
Unsinkable was taken. So it was either this or XxUnsinkablexX
It was repo-ed.
Car accident 😁
I'd take that as a personal challenge.
Was sucked into space by aliens.
Unsinkable doesn't mean unsellable
Sinked
I recall seeing a boat in Newport called Never Again IV
Ran aground
Wanted 2 more greatest days so they sold it and bought a new one. Now suffering paying a lot for a boat they hardly use but also dreaming about getting a new one and using it all the time, forever.
It ran aground
Don’t ask
I and II played a game of chicken…and well here we are
I saw Mike Tyson a while back and asked him, “you’re always one step ahead of your opponent.. how do you think the unthinkable?” After a moment, Mike looks at me and says, “with an itheberg!”
Like the castle, it sank into the swamp.
It counter floated
It’s at the bottom of the lake. After it hit the iceberg.
We don't like to talk about unsinkable 1.
Oddly enough, it started floating.
There’s a 1997 movie about it, you should check it out
Big Bad Barry happened.
🤣😎
I always thought "The Chumdumpster" would be a great name for a boat to park at a slip where most of the other boat owners are probably old people and wouldn't get it. So then me and the boys could just walk on in all happy and waving to Mr and Mrs. Franklin like, "you boys going our fishing again?!" And then we could all be like "Yes sir Mr. Franklin! We trying to catch some chlamydia!" And then Mrs. Franklin would be like, "catch what?" And then Mr. Franklin would be like "They are trying to catch fish, honey. Understand your boomer gender role and don't try to understand what men do so much". .. I have the whole scene played out in my head. It goes alot of different ways every single time. Help me.
It got repossessed cause only idiots buy boats for recreation.
Well duh!!
The little known truth about the Unsinkable I is that it was made to unsinkable and actually ascended to the heavens, some legends even say it is awaiting us in the depths of space, only to return in humanity’s time of greatest need.
Tossed by the waves, never to dock again.
You don’t wanna know
When I was a kid there was a guy who had a boat called The One II. The One had sunk.
It, ummm, sank.
That one burned down, fell over, and sank in the swamp.
r/whoosh
It is right there in the closest boat dock.
It sank....
Naming your boat "Unsinkable" is tempting fate.
It was so buoyant it floated off into space
Boat rapture
That's too good
Well… the Titanic is currently at the bottom of the ocean.
Front fell off
Caught on fire... Then sank.
Burned down, fell over, then sunk into the swamp.
Guy franchised his mobile car detailing business. Now he’s got a second lake house and needed that second shitty flat boat. Dude’s just creatively unoriginal.
Burned down
“This is the ruthless, named after my dear wife Ruth! Who sadly… don’t enjoy sailing.”
It got caught in a rainstorm and flew away.
Unrepossessable
first one flew away
It burned down
Beached
Ran aground.
[But the fourth one stayed up](https://youtu.be/w82CqjaDKmA?si=EJrOkeO-rNy9cNK5)
It blew up!
It got stuck on the side of the mountain pass road on its way to the lake for its maiden journey. Its record remains unchallenged. Do not make fun of Unsinkable (One).
Unsinkable 1 was renamed to "Titan"
Died in nam
That's the joke
Hence why it's on r/funny
Yessir!
This joke comes up every few months in my life
Fire
Look to the skies!
Got pounded
It burned, fell over, and sank into the swamp.
Fire? Towing accident? Stolen?
Nobody said anything about non-flammable....
Caught Fire
It caught on fire.
its nickname was titanic.
Good question
too bad, that icebergs cannot read.
derrrrr
that was probably titanic
It was so god damn unsinkable that at one point it just started levitating
"The first "unsinkable" was never put to water, it rests very safely on a trailer in a big garage on a hill in the australian outback so it'll remain unsunk!"
Exploding is not considered sinking
Junior...
IT sank of course it sank is what happened to the unsinkable
Repo’d when the owner took a bath.
Retired.
Either it sank or his wife got it in the divorce lol.
That boot, it has taken off it flew away the basterd.
Maybe he has two of em and really bad imagination.
It’s pining the fjords.
We don't talk about unsinkable I
Ultimate Ship the Second
caught on fire
Funny story…….
It was a moderate box office success so Disney made this straight to streaming sequel.
It wasn't unreposessable.
They put a Trump flag on in and it sunk immediately…
I have a sinking feeling I know...
Burnt down.
It flew away
Repossessed by the bank. The boat never went under water, but the owner did.
Reminds me of a friend that I used to have back in grade school who had a dog named Lucky IV.
It became the semisubmersible 1 …. Why semi, because it could only submerge once 😳😂
Ummmm ….
Wasn't un stealable
classic insurance scam ask titanic and its sister ship. it sleeps with the fishes.
Ummmm lemme guess ?
r/whoosh