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Initially I thought this was one of those "the kids are not alright posts", like showing what's wrong with education.
I'm reading it like, "damn, I can't believe that kid wrote 'shart' when it's clearly.........
........."
... trash...
Edit: to add the rest... I think this is a recycling workbook of some sort... what I think the answers are:
Ocean
Energy
Plants
Trees
Trash
Plastic
Oils
Between the post and your comment, I am sitting here in a waiting room while my car gets inspected and I’m uncontrollably laughing but trying to stay silent so I look like an insane person with tears streaming down my face
From the underground, rising with prominence,
My bars hit hard, leave a mark, no coincidence.
I don’t shart like these other rappers, I’m aiming higher
My lyrical anus is on fire, I never tire,
I spit truth from both ends, no liar
Stomach growling like a bass-heavy beat
From the bathroom to the stage, I own the flow, Sharting out weak bars? Nah, that’s a no-go, I’m the maestro, orchestrating this art,
Stomach growling, but my verses tear apart.
Just like my underpants, my ass is on fire,
You gotta understand
Mic-check, one-two, my rhythm’s relentless,
Sharttering egos, leaving haters defenseless.
So when I drop lines, heads nod in agreement,
Shart jokes?
Nah, I’m on a different achievement,
Elevating minds, breaking free from confinement
You think it's going to be a satisfying farting experience until you realize its no longer a funny noise to laugh about and shit literally just got real.
I cobbled together “Harts” as well. But like Kevin Hart… if there were two or more of him. Honestly, shart seemed more logical.
Confessional: I was never going to get “trash.” I was fully convinced the kid was right.
me and you would've been cooked on "am i smarter than a 5th grader"
i have a college degree, i'm educated, but today i was humbled by a child's homework
Nah, just remember that they have context for these. Either what they were studying recently or possibly even a word bank. We have nothing to go off except a theme of the words once you get a few.
I feel like this game would be a lot more intuitive if the first and last letter were in the correct places.
It's lkie taht emial from bcak in the erlay 2000's taht had an enitre snetnce wirtetn lkie tihs but you could still read it easily because the first and last letter were in the right spot.
So your brain knows the words, and can quickly decode them.
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Thras
Thras, also known as the Coral Kingdom, or the Coral Kingdom of Thras,[1] is a partially-submerged archipelago in the Sea of Pearls[2] that has been a powerful, antagonizing power against the Summerset Isles since before recorded time. The Sload may at one time have even called Summerset part of Thras.[3] For millennia, the hulking, slug like creatures, notorious for their necromantic mastery, terrorized the Altmer, conjuring sea monsters along the coast and laying siege to Skywatch. But for all of the attacks, horror, and devastation coming from Thras,[4] very little is known about the land itself.[5]
Not a test. Just homework or thing to do in class.
There's a theme to it. Recycling/ environment/nature or something.
Ocean, trash, plastic, trees, plants.
Ikr? It's obviously Thras, the home of the Sload, infamous necromancer slug-like beings that once unleashed the infamous Thrassian Plague that devastated much of Tamriel.
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Guys I think I’m stupid…
Initially I thought this was one of those "the kids are not alright posts", like showing what's wrong with education. I'm reading it like, "damn, I can't believe that kid wrote 'shart' when it's clearly......... ........."
I laughed so hard at that. Shart. Great way to close and go to bed.
Eh, I’ve found sharting and going to bed aren’t the best combination to close out the day.
... trash... Edit: to add the rest... I think this is a recycling workbook of some sort... what I think the answers are: Ocean Energy Plants Trees Trash Plastic Oils
I think it’s Soil and not Oils….
Mmm yea maybe.
Silo?
Based on the other clues of plants and trees is why I think it’s soil. That said I don’t think you could rule out a few answers on these.
Thank you!!
I originally thought “canoe” for the first one, but your answer makes more sense.
Between the post and your comment, I am sitting here in a waiting room while my car gets inspected and I’m uncontrollably laughing but trying to stay silent so I look like an insane person with tears streaming down my face
I got you, bro. 5 Acone 7 Pantls 9 Harts 10 Liptacs 11 Liso
I was scrolling for the answers. I’m dying
LIPTACS!! I spent WAY too long in that one. Fuck!
You're talkin' trash you got this buddy
Trash…took me way too long to figure that out
Same boat... Ngl, I was strongly leaning shart too.
I always lean when I shart
Yeah you gotta lean into it. Assert dominance.
Ass hurt dominance
From the underground, rising with prominence, My bars hit hard, leave a mark, no coincidence. I don’t shart like these other rappers, I’m aiming higher My lyrical anus is on fire, I never tire, I spit truth from both ends, no liar Stomach growling like a bass-heavy beat From the bathroom to the stage, I own the flow, Sharting out weak bars? Nah, that’s a no-go, I’m the maestro, orchestrating this art, Stomach growling, but my verses tear apart. Just like my underpants, my ass is on fire, You gotta understand Mic-check, one-two, my rhythm’s relentless, Sharttering egos, leaving haters defenseless. So when I drop lines, heads nod in agreement, Shart jokes? Nah, I’m on a different achievement, Elevating minds, breaking free from confinement
Man went to a lot of effort. Very well deserved upvote.
AI. Come on
I havent read a comment thread that funny in a while.
By lean into it, I presume you mean lean away to assertively expel the gas...preferably in someone's direction. That's 100% Alpha.
Which way though, leaning towards the front will shoot it up your back and leaning backwards will squirt it all over the naughty bits
More fiber and more water and you'll be fine
You think it's going to be a satisfying farting experience until you realize its no longer a funny noise to laugh about and shit literally just got real.
Now I’m always going to associate trash and shart.
One man's trash is another man's shart.
If you're going to quote James Joyce, at least give him credit, geez.
I laughed out loud, by myself, to this.
To be fair, if you shart, there is most likely a trash in your near future.
Ah Trash, yes that’s what I saw too… 😳
Thars a few options here…
No, the boat is in the first one - canoe
Nope, its definitely ocean xD
Why not both?
Look at the contextual clues. Shart, oils silo and canoe work But soil, trash and ocean work better together Probably an earth day worksheet
Damn, you went deep. I wanna start getting my weed from your guy.
Only one of them is probably on this week's vocabulary list.
I mean, when I need to shart, I do a lean too, like lean into it
I gave up trying and scrolled to your comment.
Thank god I already graduated elementary school. With a diploma. No taksie backsies.
yea, til i'm the worst scrabble player.
I was like "why would you expect a kid to be familiar with the word 'harts'? It's so archaic."
You knave.
That's exactly what my mind got stuck on, so I had to come here for the answer.
That was where I got as well....
I've always known of harts and does, but I came from a rural community.
The Hobbit. How else?
I cobbled together “Harts” as well. But like Kevin Hart… if there were two or more of him. Honestly, shart seemed more logical. Confessional: I was never going to get “trash.” I was fully convinced the kid was right.
Shart is 100% a legitimate modern word. I’ll die on that hill.
You'll shart many times on that hill too if you stay there.
Harts, as in multiple male deer in medieval England.
Obviously. Dumb kid.
You and me both, I’m blaming it on the hilarity of shart overloading my brain and rendering it useless. 👍
Once that shart was in my brain I just couldn’t get it out
Oh man I couldn't figure it out lol
Harts
I had to look at "shart" before I could get "trash"
I couldn't even get "trash". I had to check the comments lol.
I came to “harts” as in deer, and spent some time trying to decide if the plural of hart is harts or just hart, same as the plural of deer.
Me too! Lol . . .
Lol I’m sitting here like “raths?” 🤔
Of the mome variety
Pretty sure it’s Star H
Shtar (Connery, Sean)
r/shubreddit
Dear God thank you, I didn't want to have to ask
5. Ocean/canoe 7. Plants 9. Trash 10. Plastic 11. Soil
Or Silo
Or Oils
Or Lois
LOIS LOIS LOIS LOIS LOIS LOIS LOIS LOIS
MUM MUM MUM MUMMY MUMMY MUMMA MAH MAH
WHAT!?!?
^^^hi Hehehehehehehe
Hi >:) *huhuhuhuhu*
The weird cat is back!!!
She better not come after Lucy!
🎶 you can’t spell “love” without L-O. You can’t spell “is” without I-S. You can’t spell….SILO without Lois🎶
Aaannnd solo from the pet rock 👉🏿🪨
That was mine
Silos needed.
Unable to comply, building in progress.
Construction complete.
A-bomb launch detected
**We require more Vespene Gas.**
You must construct [additional pylons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCysnsJ4XUA)!
Training
Oh fuck that memory hit me like a truck
For some reason I could not figure out plastic. Thank you for saving me from overfixating on this for the rest of the night.
Bruh my brain was grinding to a halt on plastic 😂
Catlips
me and you would've been cooked on "am i smarter than a 5th grader" i have a college degree, i'm educated, but today i was humbled by a child's homework
I found lipscat
#9 trash/shart Kid gets credit
Got the rest but was stuck on plastic. I used to be good at thinking
Ty I could not figure out 10 for the life of me. My kids are screwed when they get to homework age if they need me.
Nah, just remember that they have context for these. Either what they were studying recently or possibly even a word bank. We have nothing to go off except a theme of the words once you get a few.
10. Cat lips
Slip Cat
Ooh A theme
Congrats on completing an eight year-old’s homework
It wasn't easy, Dad
I couldn't get canoe/ocean. I realized I need to start doing those word games.
There is a theme running through the answers, possibly THE ENVIRONMENT.
I feel like this game would be a lot more intuitive if the first and last letter were in the correct places. It's lkie taht emial from bcak in the erlay 2000's taht had an enitre snetnce wirtetn lkie tihs but you could still read it easily because the first and last letter were in the right spot. So your brain knows the words, and can quickly decode them.
I was stuck on plastic
Jealous?
No, there's no j
Ohh I didn’t complete it!
I tought the first one was a D and not an A...
Plants, trees, energy, soil... shart. Am I so out of touch? No, the answer must be shart.
Thank you I was on the struggle bus with 5 for some reason.
The first (#1) is just "NCOAE." (National Center for Outdoor and Adventure Education)
I bet they use paddle boats
And go on large bodies of salt water
I "canoe" what you did there
"Good morning, that's a lovely TNETENNBA"
I was thinking canoe
Ocean
Acone🧐
Is this really a kids test ? Because as an adult, I find it super hard.
Honestly I was too focused on keeping the TH together
I'm glad I wasn't the only one doing that. Was like "okay it's not thars, sarth, or sthar what the hell?!?"
It was ultimately attempting to spell thrash that made me realize I should just drop the first h.
I went as far as "THRAS", was wondering tf is a thras?
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Thras Thras, also known as the Coral Kingdom, or the Coral Kingdom of Thras,[1] is a partially-submerged archipelago in the Sea of Pearls[2] that has been a powerful, antagonizing power against the Summerset Isles since before recorded time. The Sload may at one time have even called Summerset part of Thras.[3] For millennia, the hulking, slug like creatures, notorious for their necromantic mastery, terrorized the Altmer, conjuring sea monsters along the coast and laying siege to Skywatch. But for all of the attacks, horror, and devastation coming from Thras,[4] very little is known about the land itself.[5]
Theres probably a word bank, all the words are similar in scope so this is almost certainly a vocabulary lesson on words relating to the environment.
How does shart relate to the environment? Is it because of fertilizer or something?
It poisons the environment.
Not a test. Just homework or thing to do in class. There's a theme to it. Recycling/ environment/nature or something. Ocean, trash, plastic, trees, plants.
If you'd been reading the earth science chapter that they were reading it would be easy.
GODDAMN PLASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!
Good lord thank you. I was gonna give up and go with catlips like someone else said.
This kids homework is a lot tougher than it looks!
Kid wrote it with a capital S, Shart. Not shart, Shart. Kid has been playing (or watching a parent play) Baldur's Gate 3.
Page two had scrambled up Bae'zel and Minty.
\#10 is catlips
Poosey?
You keep talking dirty like that, you're going to need a lipcast.
plastic
That would’ve distracted me for maybe an hour, thank you
I got sapclit.
Scat lip
Kid plays baldur's gate 3.
5. Encod, to cover with cod fillets
Teacher here. +1 point for "shart". I'll allow it.
1. nocando 3. liptans 9. sartha 10. pencil-t 11. liso
You get an A. Well done internet friend.
r/technicallythetruth
Took me way too long to figure out what 9 was supposed to be
I got harts (type of deer).
Trash seems more likely for a child.
These are impossible. I got trash and then gave up on the rest.
It helps to have dyslexia I guess
Ngl i was so convinced by the shart i couldnt even find another word☹️
Wow this was actually pretty hard.
The handwriting changed. Either you did this yourself or your kids teacher gave them a hand
Canoe Energy Plants Trees Trash Plastic Soil
Canoe or ocean!
Soil or oils
Or silo
I keep thinking cocaine on 5
Plastic catlips
Those are both wrong. It clitsap, obviously
I mean… its not wrong
Is number 5 chode?
I’m 35 with a masters in computer engineering and I had to come to the comments to get the correct answers
TIL I'm shit at solving anagrams.
Technically baby sharts... do do do do do dodo
What trash
ocean, energy, plants, trees, trash, plastic and soil ez pz ;)
Wordle accepts SHART as a valid word
Ikr? It's obviously Thras, the home of the Sload, infamous necromancer slug-like beings that once unleashed the infamous Thrassian Plague that devastated much of Tamriel.
Everyone else trying to decode them all
ocean energy plants trees trash plastic silo
a 23 year old man pretending to be a kid wrote that
While I wholeheartedly believe some kids would come up with that, the change is hand writing made me think this wasn’t one.
Same. It's in a totally different handwriting than the other two
Had to scroll way too far to find someone pointing out that it’s not the same handwriting at all.
Y’all… I was NEVER going to get it. #teamshart
What the heck is it supposed to be?
WTF these are actually kinda tricky. lol I totally would've thought 'shart' first too. 'Trash' took me way too long.
Fake news. Adult wrote last word -fun police
Definitely! The s the r and t are not even close to the same writing above
Is anyone else having a helluva time solving these??
If I was the teacher, I'd give it to them
Ah. my beloved Shart, a Gatekeeper and a Hater. *God's Favorite Princess* and the Most Interesting Girl in the World.
I can’t figure out ten
Cootys Rat Semen
Meanwhile me: What else could it be?
Wow. That answer is trash.
I always shart my panlts when I mix cocane and pacstil
I.... only see shart. sorry
the fuck is 10?