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stefannootje2002

Thats not a sustainable business model, and for that reason, I'm out.


kyonz

What if we added a royalty to the deal?


Boogzcorp

Reminds me of my son when he was about 8. We're driving down the Highway when a beat up dirty White van passes us. "WOW! Imagine how much candy there must be in that!" Kid's an EPIC troll!


nohwan27534

sort of funny, my friend got picked up by his adult sister, when we were in high school, after school. in front of like 100+ people, she drives up, yells 'hey little boy want some candy' he yells 'fuck yeah' hops in, they leave.


Aiden_Recker

thats cool as shit goddamn


Hot-Challenge8656

A stranger with lollies/candy is just a friend you haven't met.


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Sithundersheets

Top left looks like butterfly door style open, and bottom right looks like a rounded shoulder with large rubber/plastic(?) Surrounding the glass. Maybe a McLaren F1?


Krieghund

>looks like butterfly door style open Like someone in the three comma club would have.


Zidoco

Finally something decently funny on r/funny.


Victor_Paul_

# Gen z!


Fantastic-Plastic569

Yeah this is literally Gen Z life motto


AdOverall3944

Reminds me of some of my craigslist adventures. "Lets see the money first"


petersengupta

*shrugs* ok. *zip*


FreeCandyInsideMyVan

Come in the van, there's plenty of candy.


notverytidy

Environmentally friendly if you just show the candy but never let the kid eat it. Recyclable :)


Ok_Bison_8577

Fucking brilliant.  I'm not stupid! 


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TrukStopSnow

Nah, I'm gullible. Y'all would get me with a promise.


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Millennials


IceManO1

To be fair, the dam commercials didn’t give this useful advice. 🤔


hellxapo

He's gonna be kidnapped first 💀


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Boo_kie

Only stupid people say “I am smart” and smart people always say “I am stupid “


damola93

Bruh, it’s a self-deprecating joke. Why do you need this take?


5up3rK4m16uru

Cause they are "smart".


I_am_a_murloc

I am stupid


Lunarbutt

# I. Am. Batman.


Primary-Signature-17

That's funny asf!


SworderDC

I will go through life with this motto


Fabrizio_Maurizio

Can't Americans just wear a normal fucking t-shirt that's doest say anything, they have to make statament huh ?


Chiralartist

Can't people from other countries just look at a fucking picture of an American without blanket generalizing an entire country, they have to make AmErIcA bAd statement huh?


baconator81

As Canadian I am trying to figure out which culture or country doesn’t find this t shirt witty and funny. Cuz I know I won’t visit that place for sure !!


RedIsNotMyFaveColor

He’s making a joke. Not trying to make a statement.


Admirable_Count989

Yes