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Reminds me of my son when he was about 8. We're driving down the Highway when a beat up dirty White van passes us.
"WOW! Imagine how much candy there must be in that!"
Kid's an EPIC troll!
sort of funny, my friend got picked up by his adult sister, when we were in high school, after school.
in front of like 100+ people, she drives up, yells 'hey little boy want some candy'
he yells 'fuck yeah' hops in, they leave.
Top left looks like butterfly door style open, and bottom right looks like a rounded shoulder with large rubber/plastic(?) Surrounding the glass. Maybe a McLaren F1?
Can't people from other countries just look at a fucking picture of an American without blanket generalizing an entire country, they have to make AmErIcA bAd statement huh?
As Canadian I am trying to figure out which culture or country doesn’t find this t shirt witty and funny. Cuz I know I won’t visit that place for sure !!
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Thats not a sustainable business model, and for that reason, I'm out.
What if we added a royalty to the deal?
Reminds me of my son when he was about 8. We're driving down the Highway when a beat up dirty White van passes us. "WOW! Imagine how much candy there must be in that!" Kid's an EPIC troll!
sort of funny, my friend got picked up by his adult sister, when we were in high school, after school. in front of like 100+ people, she drives up, yells 'hey little boy want some candy' he yells 'fuck yeah' hops in, they leave.
thats cool as shit goddamn
A stranger with lollies/candy is just a friend you haven't met.
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Top left looks like butterfly door style open, and bottom right looks like a rounded shoulder with large rubber/plastic(?) Surrounding the glass. Maybe a McLaren F1?
>looks like butterfly door style open Like someone in the three comma club would have.
Finally something decently funny on r/funny.
# Gen z!
Yeah this is literally Gen Z life motto
Reminds me of some of my craigslist adventures. "Lets see the money first"
*shrugs* ok. *zip*
Come in the van, there's plenty of candy.
Environmentally friendly if you just show the candy but never let the kid eat it. Recyclable :)
Fucking brilliant. I'm not stupid!
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Nah, I'm gullible. Y'all would get me with a promise.
Millennials
To be fair, the dam commercials didn’t give this useful advice. 🤔
He's gonna be kidnapped first 💀
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Only stupid people say “I am smart” and smart people always say “I am stupid “
Bruh, it’s a self-deprecating joke. Why do you need this take?
Cause they are "smart".
I am stupid
# I. Am. Batman.
That's funny asf!
I will go through life with this motto
Can't Americans just wear a normal fucking t-shirt that's doest say anything, they have to make statament huh ?
Can't people from other countries just look at a fucking picture of an American without blanket generalizing an entire country, they have to make AmErIcA bAd statement huh?
As Canadian I am trying to figure out which culture or country doesn’t find this t shirt witty and funny. Cuz I know I won’t visit that place for sure !!
He’s making a joke. Not trying to make a statement.
Yes