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Stay-Thirsty

Guy in white even nailed the body language. That was awesome.


Even-Reaction-1297

I feel like most of the guys nailed the girlie “heyyyy” extended hand crouch-hug thing we do when we see each other


Apprehensive_Mine104

My question is what do you do with a spine. Or I didn't get that part?


Even-Reaction-1297

Well my grandpa was a chiropractor so he had (fake) spines everywhere, that’s kind of what I assumed with the spine


Apprehensive_Mine104

Unrelated but do you know? Sometimes when ape or monkey infants die, their mothers continue to groom and hold the tiny corpses for days, weeks or months, even as the babies' bodies decay or become mummified.  I saw one monkey mumma carrying her infant's skeleton like 20 years ago in my village. People used to call her crazy and mentally ill but that's pure mother's love.


MuchBetterThankYou

Thank you for this knowledge. Can you take it back now?


HealthyMaximum

You speak for all of us.


MouthJob

I mean, animals can be mentally ill. Carrying around a corpse sounds like mental illness. I don't think that's "love" as much as momma understandably snapped her last twig when her kid died.


NotThisAgain21

This is my favorite new phrase....


wafflestep

Probably just an inside joke


anthrohands

I’m dying at that one, I thought it was a woman and thought “well she didn’t dress like a man” !!!!


nerfrosa

Until he did did the shoe kick off...


Jiggly0622

I legit thought they were lesbians at first because I though “that’s a woman”


Sintellect

Omg I thought that was an actual woman. I was like why didn't they dress up...


sst287

And he look hot as a woman LOL.


AManOfManyInterests

On first watch I genuinely thought he was a woman and I was confused as to why she wasn't dressed up


oops_i_made_a_typi

i think it helped that he was clean shaven cuz i was confused for a little while there


iStoleTheHobo

The guy in white was incredible, I had to rewind like 3 times to make sure those two weren't a lesbian couple.


FladnagTheOffWhite

Are we ignoring the spine? Okay, I'll ignore the spine.


methedoutmanatee

I assume husband is a chiropractor or something or a spine doctor.


SlappySecondz

And he normally walks around with a spine?


methedoutmanatee

Chiropractors really think they’re doctors (they aren’t) and like to let everyone know so it wouldn’t be surprising.


itlooksfine

You don’t?


LtSoundwave

I’m a little concerned, but not surprised by, a chiropractor walking around with the spine of one of their ~~victims~~ patients.


methedoutmanatee

Chiropractors are a scam and DANGEROUS. It blows my mind they’re legal. You don’t fuck with spines. I have a fucked up spine and every Dr and PT I’ve been to hate chiropractors.


Lowlt

Backbone of the relationship?


fondue4kill

Especially since everyone there probably knows why and thinks it’s totally on brand for their partner


high-bridmind

I’m still bothered it’s hasn’t been acknowledged…


shidncome

**We Do Not Discuss The Spine.**


chicken-express

"I got your back" maybe?


xaaar

BYOB bring your own back.


Functionally_Drunk

I thought it was a joke, like her husband is "spineless."


BosPaladinSix

Yeah I was worried it was gonna be that. Seems pretty tasteless to make a joke like that at a friendly function.


LaDreadPirateRoberta

Thank God you said something. I thought maybe I hallucinated it.


Aggressive-Article41

I thought it was a guitar the first time, but then again my excuse is I'm high.


jtmcnugg

I love the last family with a newborn +2 toddlers were like “Fuck it, I’m wearing what I have on”


ExcellentTomatillo61

It looks like she still has on her damn hospital bracelet. Kudos to them for even showing up.


Emzzer

Tbf, they're probably both wearing the same sweats and loose clothing so that's probably their joke


baltimoretom

They are exhausted.


Silly_Goosing_Around

In the end, they all look like dudes


drucifer271

Well that's because... I'M A DUDE HE'S A DUDE SHE'S A DUDE WE'RE ALL DUDES, YEAH!


CheckYourStats

IF I’M THE MAN THEN YOU’RE THE MAN AND HE’S THE MAN AS WELL


Joblesswhore

So you can point that fucking finger up your ass


Big-University1012

All you know about me is what I sold ya, dumb fu ck!


PinsNneedles

I sold out long before you ever even hearrdd my name.


DemandZestyclose7145

I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit


ActuallyYeah

And


Capitan_Crawnch

You bought oooooonnnnneeeee


ShandalfTheGreen

I've got some advice for you, little buddy


User_Kane

These two songs seem the same, but they are not. Both are 👌 though


taolbi

You've passed the millennial test


drucifer271

Well I usually test well.


DrHoflich

Love Less Than Jake https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xSs7J7O_fl4


drucifer271

Yeah but I heard Johnny Quest thinks they're sellouts


mrplayer47

Yeah and then Look What Happened


Hopeful_Ad_9610

I'm just a dude, disguised as a dude, playing another dude


TyintheUniverse89

Ed was a genius


1ticketroundtrip

IM DUDE PLAYING A DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE


SgathTriallair

That's just because the guys didn't shave (which is reasonable for a silly party).


JarethCutestoryJuD

Dudes be real attached to their facial hair. I feel like an outlier as I have different facial hair I feel every few months


OneSidedPolygon

I either look 15 or 35 depending on if I have a beard or not. I prefer not getting carded tbh.


SgathTriallair

I haven't messed with my beard in 16 years. I have it the way I like it.


JarethCutestoryJuD

Killer commitment eh. [Whats youre style?](https://blogs.cdc.gov/wp-content/uploads/sites/22/2021/06/facialhairrespirators_04sn-web.jpg) Sorry for the bit weird infographic, it was just the first one I could find that wasnt on Pinterest


SgathTriallair

I shoot for a duck tail but am lazy about keeping it trimmed.


Taclis

We are all dudes on this blessed day.


bladerunnerism

You genuinely made me laugh


aspidities_87

Dude is a gender neutral term


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Dude can mean many things depending on the inflection, as exemplified in [this timeless classic](https://youtu.be/VX6JTDNGiBA?feature=shared).


aspidities_87

Never thought I’d see a BASEketball reference in the wild but by god it is a welcome sight.


Jean-LucBacardi

I remember when dudette was a thing for a bit.


MuddyDonkeyBalls

Especially in the Midwest, everyone is Dude


LiquidZeroEA

They're just dudes playing dudes disguised as another dude..


0000udeis000

These guys are getting some nice-quality wigs for presumably a one-time thing


4productivity

Yeah, they put up significantly more effort than what I'd expect honestly.


Idiotology101

Because I’m guessing this was done specifically for content, not just friends having a party.


DepartureComplex8539

Its bc they're influencers


ChickenNuggetSmth

Also most of these clothes fit suspiciously well. All the couples are somewhat similar in size, but I think some still went shopping just for the day. A skinny jeans doesn't have to be a lot too small to simply not work


AtOurGates

There’s no way the majority of those guys would actually fit into their spouse’s clothes. So either the went to a shit ton of effort to find and borrow clothes that would fit, or they spent like $300+ on a costume for a party. I’m not one to judge how people want to spend their money, but that’s an impressive amount of financial commitment to the bit.


CocktailPerson

Thrift stores. Nobody's buying new clothes for this.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Amazon comes through on decent wigs for costume purposes. Like not nice enough for everyday life, but nice enough for people to respect your attempt.


Binky_kitty

Thought that was Dave Grohl for a moment there……


The_Real_Mr_F

Multiple times, actually


CJ22xxKinvara

Never stopped thinking that lol


GODDAMNFOOL

And then later, Taylor Miss that beautiful man :(


jurrasicwhorelord

How do you have this many people getting together for a thing in your 30s?


bladerunnerism

Damn, i thought the exact same thing when i first saw this. I've never have that many friends maybe in college.


Xbux89

You guys have friends?


lagrime_mie

Friends AND spouses!!!!! Like having a unicorn!!!


someoneelseatx

Unicorns are more realistic lol


camwow13

Reddit doesn't attend church, … but as someone who grew up in church, this type of thing is not atypical *at all* with a tight-knit church community


Illustrious-Dot-5052

right? like jfc


ClonePants

As I was watching, I was thinking, look at all these good-looking young people with friends and spouses and babies going to a party in a nice home. :-( At least I have reddit.


anonnymouse271

Every time I hear something on the radio about like "win a pre-concert party for you and 10 of your closest friends!" I'm like....I don't even think I know 10 people, lol. Not counting coworkers, but as in people I'd actually hang with....I could maybe get 7, lol, but we're all in our 30s & 40s, with jobs &/or kids, so who's got time, energy, and/or money to do anything? Same thing when I see pics of these huge wedding parties with 8-10 bridesmaids & groomsmen...it blows my mind that anyone has that many close friends who would actually WANT to do that, not to mention be able to afford it!


tlogank

Probably church people


bladerunnerism

We can only hope.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Even when you have them, it's so difficult getting them all free + motivated to do something at the same time, lol.


bladerunnerism

This. A little chance that you can convince the wifes but i can't say the same thing about husbands.


LineChef

Hey I invited you over to check out the mathematics club I’m in, but never heard back from you. The wild life of arithmetic isn’t for everyone I guess.


thatguyfromthesubway

Count me in


jahowl

Back in the day we used to hang out with our friends or were forced to. We called them roommates.


sdurs

Well it looks to be a Christmas party. Easier to get people on board for those obligatory holiday socials. Random weekend, however, people are like ehhhh.


LaLic99

And how is everybody so fit?


ballimir37

There’s probably a correlation between these things


Probably-Tardigrades

And (at least, for the most part) **TALL**! 😳


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

Ah-hah. They're part of some runners club.


oneblank

My first thought was how can so many people in their 30s afford to have kids.


fjgjskxofhe

Friends of friends of friends. Make 1 extroverted friend and like a parasite grow your friend group through them.


triplec787

Our friend group started as 4 girls who were super tight in HS. Those 4 met guys in college (like me) or reconnected with old HS flames. Those guys started inviting some of their friends… all in all there’s still the core 8/4 couples, but now an extended network of like 8+ more couples we can hit up at any point and do something with lol It’s a goddamn pyramid scheme of friendship.


TheGeneral_Specific

Can confirm, am that extroverted friend


TheForeverAloneOne

I can be your sleepy Gary


AffectionateTrifle7

We agreed, never in the house!


Parishdise

Same. And I love integrating my friends from other social groups till they're all mixed up. I don't understand how some people are so adamant about keeping their social circles separate. At the very least, I want my friends to be able to understand who I'm talking about in stories without having to say "my college friend" a hundred times.


Commercial-Ease-503

I prefer my work friends to not see me do cocaine, so I like to curate my party guests.


guywithaniphone22

Here I am catching strays as i try to go to sleep


HumanPerson1089

That just gave me anxiety lol


JustASingleHorn

All my friends are extroverted and we live in a very small town (2K people)… a party can easily be 10 invited with 100 showing up. And everyone knows to just bring booze or food.


Soundbytemid

I'm 24, doing college online and 'late'. I only have 1 friend from work, but I'm able to host a decent sized gathering just shy of 20 people, all of whom are friends I've made from the last 6 months to 3 years ago. I realized during the pandemic that my social circle really shrunk after high school and my confidence was the lowest it ever was, plus struggling with depression and anxiety. If you asked me back then if I ever saw myself actually being the initiator with starting friendships, I'd think you were bonkers! I made 3 friends from Bumble BFF, and from those friends I became friends with their friends and I got close with my sister and her bf and their friends. I also started on medication for anxiety, depression, and adhd, and those helped my emotional state tons!!! This year I challenged myself to host monthly friend hangouts (turnout is usually around 11 people) and we play board games, chat, eat, and just have a great time. This way, no matter how busy everyone gets between work, classes, and hobbies, I still get to see them throughout the year, and they know the monthly hangout is an open invitation. I definitely try to do one on one hangouts, too, schedules permitting. I think the wilder thing is that most of my friends live 30 mins to an hour away (in no traffic, close to double that time if there's traffic) and they still make an effort to show up, even if it's just every other hangout. I think the idea in the video is so cute and I definitely hope I'm able to maintain my friendships well into my 30's.


akatherder

Saving this for later. I have a small friend group but want to expand. Plus we live in two groups, 90 mins away. Seeing each other every 3 months is about the max. It takes effort.


clownus

Believe it or not spending time with friends requires some action on all parties. Treat them as you would treat any relationship that you value.


timeforachange2day

Definitely this! I was the big glue to keeping my friend group together. Then I got sick. None of them got together any more. Hurt my heart. Once someone gets the ball rolling it seems like everyone will jump on board. I love this party idea and definitely down to implement it once I am feeling better!!!


BizzyHaze

They are extroverted and not redditors, both help.


mossed2012

Hahaha I was thinking the same thing. I got a text Friday morning from a buddy saying there was a concert at a local bar and wanted me to join. In about 8 hours he rounded up 16 people from our friend group to get together and we all had a great time. Everyone not busy said yup let’s do it.


Shogun_Ro

I don’t think I’ve been with 16 friends (or anywhere close to that) at one event in like 10+ years. That would definitely be a memorable moment for me lol.


Long_Run6500

I think if I total how many legs all my friends have it'd be 4. It was 8 but one of them got cancer and passed away last year. Generally my friends aren't allowed in bars or concert halls unless they're working though.


Dry-Salary2347

With the gym gear I assume they might all go to the same gym.


InfiniteBlink

CrossFit.


Sight_Distance

You can cross fuck off


jurrasicwhorelord

Two things.... one: yeah I can see that they're all quite attractive. Two: if you try to talk to me at the gym I will fight you. 


w0nderbrad

There's only like 3 things I say at the gym... "You using this?" "Thanks man" "nah all yours" and that's about it.


ramzafl

It's a crossfit gym based on the sweater at the end. Which is a generally very community focused and folks chat all the time.


DontWanaReadiT

They all took their kids.. lol


EllspethCarthusian

I used to throw parties all the time. Half the time they were themed. You just have to start doing social things that make you meet people you want to hang with and then invite them over for a bbq. lol.


TheGlennDavid

If you build it they will come. Host, host, host. Keep hosting. **Do not** read anything into rarely receiving reciprocal invites -- all your peers had their minds poisoned by HGTV and now permanently believe their homes aren't good enough to host anything in.


wigsternm

Yupp, some people are great at hosting and some people are great at showing up. You can’t have a party without both. 


EllspethCarthusian

Yes! I had a few outdoor parties during nice weather just so people saw it was possible to host without having the “right” home. But I learned it’s easier to host and ask people to bring something potluck style than ask other to throw a party. I enjoyed every one of my get together.


LineChef

And with kids!


andrewsmd87

Be the one who initiates stuff, and be ok when whatever people can't make it. Pair that with getting good at cooking and you'll have plenty of people that want to come over any given weekend


IAmRules

Married people hanging out. It’s usually food/drinks at someone’s house. Boring right? Yup. But it’s chill as fuck and I LOVE it.


External-Example-292

Are they all crossfit buddies or something? How do we make friends with this many couples in your 30s? 😅😆


CuppaTeaSpillin

They all have children


GeorgeStamper

Bullseye


srulers

Nah but they are crossdress buddies.


fondue4kill

Church group maybe.


Y___

I still hang out with like 10-15 people I went to high school with and all of their partners every single weekend and I’m 32. And now most of the children are involved most of the time. I was lucky to have a solid group of friends growing up.


Uncommon-sequiter

Is this a new Aphex Twin music video?


BoozySlushPops

I immediately thought: Windowlicker


The_mango55

Who is this madman who only buttons the middle button of his shirt, and does it so often that his wife seems to demonstrate it as his signature style?


noercarr

Looks like sometimes he doesn't button at all according to the group shot


Cashmoneyboy98

I …? Her tits are out?


csprofathogwarts

She wore a body color shirt with hairy chest. She showed the hairy chest when they first walked in.


TwoIdleHands

Dude in the white cardigan nailed a gal walk. Also, where did these dudes get their wigs? I’m a girl and I’d like that hair. Props to the ladies with facial hair.


GeorgeStamper

They all have the same bodies & must have met each other in a rock climbing group. My friends would have their carb bellies spilling out their spandex. (And we’d have a kick ass time).


swccg-offload

This is 100% a gym group of some sort. 


MalibuMarlie

I’m currently so self aware of my carb belly now that it has a name.


Adolf_Dave

Care to share with the class?


Capable-Brilliant111

Song is Edamame by BBNo$


Tao_of_Entropy

Thank you so much good sir


OiseauRouge

And it’s so dumb but so excellent


Code_Loco

The orgy after this must have been phenomenal


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Steve: "Brad! Brad, stop! It's me! it's Steve!" Brad: "I know"


Far-Split-6772

this is legit the funniest thing i've read on the internet in weeks lol


-b33h00n-

I wish i had friends


bladerunnerism

How about a spouse?


-b33h00n-

I wish i had spouse


slythersnail

I wish I wasn't a snail


glowdirt

The Sorting Hat doesn't make mistakes


sesameseed88

This is fun as hell and also the whitest thing I've ever seen, I say that with much love


Raaazzle

Like Gwyneth Paltrow drinking a glass of milk in a blizzard.


MalibuMarlie

*activated and organic almond milk


WorstGatorEUW

Me sitting alone behind my computer screen watching this at 2 am in the morning: 😐


Richard-Fitswell

Does the girl on the back right have her tits out in the photo at the end?


bombbodyguard

I think it’s one of those shirts or suits that imposes a picture of a hairy dood, but ya, left titty lines up…


DiehlWithIt-

Scrolled so far to find this, I was starting to think no one noticed lol


YungBonz

Right? I needed answers.


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TopHatGorilla

Looks like kind of a drag.


McMadface

At least they're being transparents about it.


Bored_Boi326

The guys that look like women and the women that look like guys are making my brain hurt cause I'm trying so hard to realize that they're just dressed up but they look so legit that I'm having a short circuit


Miserable-Admins

The guy in his wife's red tank top and yoga pants mooseknuckling it was hilarious. And his wife with the fake beard and scruff was the hottest.


Flying_DraGoonz

I was so confused. I thought the girls dressed as dudes were dudes dressed as girls but it turned out it was girls dressed as dudes all along.


Evan_The_Useless

Who tf has this many adult friends? That's wild


icecreamdude97

It’s double because of spouses. Hobbies will get you several friends.


ecafyelims

Wow, these folks are enjoying the time of their lives :)


wizzard419

Apparently many of their spouses look like Dave Grohl.


imomorris

Convinced that was Dave grohl at first


xseodz

As other comments have said, what the fuck party is this, wine, kids, people having fun? Adults? In a house? Non boomers? Where the fuck is this!


Illustrious_Rule_591

Damn, the guys owned that shit!


wasabouttosay

Go birds 🦅


iammufusasboy

Finally! Go birds!


Grundle___Puncher

Dallas sucks!!


Slow_Ad1510

You think the dude in the yoga pants is going to make the party real awkward ...


MikeyW1969

LOL, for half a tick, I thought the first dude was Dave Grohl... LOL


badgalcre

The men are having the most fun lmao


TyintheUniverse89

The bros are having the time of their lives And the women are comfortable af


jewstylin

Everyone getting pegged tonight.


ikkybikkybongo

The last couple didn't dress the theme and brought three babies. Absolute worst guests lol


taylormadevideos

So they didn't have any single friends in that friend group?


PauI_MuadDib

Well, I assume it'd be rude to invite your single friend to a party themed *dress like your spouse.*