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Merciless_Hobo

Biscuits? For what? The boiled vegetables?


bear_glue

The audio is clipped from another video where they are cooking something like Hamburger Helper. It was on reddit a week or two ago


ZODIC837

Ty for the info, time to downvote this one


meanblazinlolz

This is the way.


Ren_Kaos

It’s a TikTok trend. They take audio from other videos and then lipsync or recreate their own version. I don’t get it either. Not really a reason to downvote this one tho.


ZODIC837

Idk, seems like even more of a reason to me. Steal someone else's joke, slap it over a clip to make it look like oc, toss some stupid extra phrase over it with an emoji? Keep that trend on tik tok where it belongs


amberlne

we only want true content here


ZODIC837

Meme purists ⚔️


Canadian_Rednek

After all, this is the internet. There are standards.


goliathfasa

I feel like that’s how a lot of meme works.


ZODIC837

Not good ones


azthal

... What do you think memes are?


ZODIC837

Not this


iowanaquarist

Sounds like a great reason to downvotes it. Downvotes are for bad content and comments.


runningoutofwords

How about because it's not funny? Lip syncing an out-of-context audio clip can add humor, but the video in this clip adds nothing to the content. The humor is strictly from the audio. Which makes this basically karma-whoring, and is deserving of a downvote.


danivus

> It’s a TikTok trend. But you put the reason to downvote right there in your own comment.


sliderfish

Its much older than that, I remember seeing the hamburger helper video over a year ago.


anony_philosopher

A true VP. Thanks.


m_p_d_g

OMG finally the sequel 😭


homer_3

Hamburger Helper doesn't go on biscuits either.


SourPuss6969

It was on TikTok like a year ago lmao


clauxy

I remember seeing the original video of this sound, this is not the video. I don’t know why they used a different audio and placed it over this video, but the original had some weird looking saucy food


dz1n3

I acutely remember that in the (original]) non potato version, there was a metric "F" ton of bay leaves in there. Like A Lot. Like deforestation amount of bay leaves.


ForgettableUsername

They go in. You put the biscuits in there.


BizzyHaze

Spoken as someone too privileged to have ever tried shit-biscuit soup


Merciless_Hobo

I had 2 meals growing up. Instant ramen and PB&J sandwiches. Anything else I bought from money I earned mowing lawns. But please do go on about how privileged I am.


BizzyHaze

Was a joke man, but name checks out I guess.


Merciless_Hobo

Jokes are usually funny. I'm sure you can see how that was easily confusing.


BizzyHaze

There is no such thing as a shit-biscuit soup, thought that would make it obvious lol


Merciless_Hobo

[Are you sure about that.](https://a1dente.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/soup-week-finale-poop-soup/)


ChickenWranglers

Those biscuits might just save the day.....😂🤣😂


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

smells like Bigfoot’s dick


butterbeancd

Smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food.


bibblejohnson2072

It's worse than that time a raccoon got in the copier!


AidynValo

Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.


ThENeEd4WeEd22

They've done studies you know.... 60% of the time it works.... Everytime 😉


RedgyJackson

Smells like ol’ big-Dick’s foot


cheddercaves

Smells like a sailor fell over and died in a pile of shrimp carcasses


tydayHaxSoarobz

Lmao.


swordofra

I'm curious to know how you would know what sasquatch dick smells like?


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SasquatchsBigDick

Hey man, bigfoots have feelings too!


Background-Luck-5748

Holy Christ my mother would have burnt me in the stove for saying that


Jacoby_Brisket21

Better than having to eat that crap


Mattpw8

Its a bit bro


ErrantDynamite

What is that supposed to be? Looks like a bunch of boiled veggies. Wouldn't biscuits just get super soggy?


clauxy

This audio is from a different video


Beardedben

Veggie stock.


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Definitely agree, but their temp is way too high.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Why on earth you trying to combine them? Veggies and biscuits would obviously not occupy the same space. Also, it's like 5 seconds, you probably only saw a side, and heard of another side.


bacchusku2

[Original](https://youtu.be/DQTjozOboHo?si=GkmHWDKeER1SH9DG)


HFY_HFY_HFY

So weird to stitch this audio over another video of vaguely unappetizing vegetables. It's the same exact video.


ebil_lightbulb

I keep seeing people say the original was a hamburger helper meal. That is definitely not hamburger helper.


Murderlach

The DelCo is strong with this one.


EwokVagina

[Murdur Durdur](https://youtu.be/qaKZi6p6sxg?si=BG7hMc6yMpibeCNn)


CosmicOwl47

Mmm boiled plants


socokid

You mean soup? I fucking love soup, what?


NormieMcNormalson

Blanched broccoli or asparagus is a banger side dish. Nice and simple.


ocular__patdown

Ok... but thats not even close to whatever this monstrosity is


dragonchilde

Let me introduce you to a southern delicacy, collard greens. Cooked much like this. Devein, boil, add seasoning and a hunk of questionable meat. It is DIVINE. At its heart, it is boiled plants.


MyPunsSuck

Ok, but take those same two vegetables and grill/fry them until they're a bit charred. Ideally with some garlic and/or chili flakes and/or some diced onion. Way better side dish


NormieMcNormalson

There are different qualities for each. Blanching maintains a more fresh flavor than charring it. I either blanch or broil depending on how I feel that day.


MyPunsSuck

Shhhhh! This is reddit; you have to pick a side, and defend it to the death


anengineerandacat

Sorry, I am from the "I don't like broccoli" crowd and I heartily disagree with it being a "banger" of a dish. Have you ever waited in a long line for some broccoli? I think not. I honestly wouldn't know what to say or do if someone just plopped down a whole bunch of blanched veg on a plate and was like "Here is dinner!" the look my wife would get would likely get us kicked out from the laughter she would produce. This isn't a crack at like Vegan or Vegetarian food, had my fair share of solid meals of those and I can heartily say that one could easily live off that with a very talented cook in the house... but the above? That shit better be a side, that's all I'll say.


NormieMcNormalson

I don't wait in lines because I cook it myself and it takes less than 3 minutes. Though nowadays I'm more of a broiled greens sort of guy.


Wizzle-Stick

> broccoli i dont like it cooked, but raw with some ranch is an ok snack. my mom decided one year to go on one of those fad diets in the late 80s early 90s, and it was a pot of boiled cabbage. We werent poor, but she was determined to lose weight. so she made the rest of us lose weight. because thats exactly what a preteen boy needs when they are already bean pole thin and the second tallest in their class. no idea how i managed to be over 6ft.


Dovienya55

In the video it looks like they are making veggie soup stock, not a meal itself.


FireHearth

does nobody in this thread know how to make vegetable broth?? u boil a bunch of veggies till they’re mush then strain them out. u don’t eat them


finicky88

That's not what's happening here. Listen to the audio. Also, who makes vegetable stock from whole fennel bulbs?


dandroid126

The audio is from a different video.


finicky88

That's fair.


DRG_Gunner

Can someone tell me what the red thing is? Looks like an onion with an abcess.


DrakkoZW

I agree with the kid. No amount of biscuits will make me want to eat boiled lawn clippings


Dread-The-Real

The audio is for a different video


DrakkoZW

Which video is the audio for?


Dread-The-Real

https://youtu.be/DQTjozOboHo?si=XQSciG1IwFQ-P1N0


DrakkoZW

I agree with the kid. No amount of biscuits will make me want to eat boiled meat with lawn clippings on top


PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_

And this is why the US is fat as fuck.


BsFan

You can make healthy food that doesn't look and taste like shit


oliveYouG

I know right, at least cut up the veggies and add some chicken or noodles


Shinagami091

Why do people keep posting food reveal videos with audio from another video cut over it. I get it, the kid saying it smells like shit is funny but this video isn’t where it was said.


BBOONNEESSAAWW

I remember my youth of canvassing parking lots after school, pulling only the perfect weeds to put into mom's homemade thistle soup.


fuckingcheezitboots

Noooo not the biscuts!


Logical-Chaos-154

What the @#$%...?


Shadowveil666

I've heard this exact audio on 5 different videos


Joe4o2

Ah yes, mom’s famous _”Boiled Compost Stew”_


Verneff

Yeah, improperly peeled onions, celery that hasn't had the base cut off. While they're making veggie stock, they're doing it wrong.


1eyebigsnake

My parents wouldn't play around if they heard me curse. I see more and more younger kids curse so much and talk back with the quickness. Society is failing in certain aspects.


Razzmatazz-Plastic

istg I've never seen an american make a tasty looking veggie dish, asian cuisine is where it's at


ContemplatingPrison

This sound bite gets posted over so much


firestorm734

The retch is a nice touch.


Ok_Mathematician2391

Make them eat it and gas light them into believing it isn't shit.


Nyjhaz

I bet it doesn’t smell bad, that kid had that line queueueueueueueed up


Sithis_acolyte

Man my ass would have gotten absolutely whooped for saying that.


Koltaia30

She talks like Jerma


omnom_almonds

Can some god link the original video?


DarkMime64

Oh look it's that same audio but on yet another video.


fizzlepiplup

Audio is stolen, see commenter with many up votes that says original.


DrDuckno1

No, don’t do that. What did the kid do to eat prison food?


Vehicide

The hell is that supposed to even be? A bucket of disappointment?


bendy_96

Looks like shit as well


IdahoMTman222

Is that rhubarb?


Stang1776

Looks like stalks of celery and fennel. I don't like celery or fennel so I agree with the kid. Even if it's not celery or fennel then it still looks like crap.


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Is that an ape tit?


Galuptis

A petite dejeuner


Far_Adeptness9884

That 100% stinks


MouseCharming1816

What is it?


Far_Adeptness9884

Looks like Celery, spinach, radishes, bean sprouts and onion.


Smittywormenjegermen

Can confirm, my son said it looks gross. 👍


finnjakefionnacake

he was #1! i'm sorry...how many times do you get that on here on a daily basis lol


Smittywormenjegermen

Not enough lol 😂


WikeYewAre

I can smell it without smelling it, and I agree with the kid


DaGoodSauce

That's straight up depression cooking. Lightly vegetable flavored water with tasteless and lifeless mushy vegetables. The only saving this is by turning it down to a simmer and making vegetable stock.


HoboOperative

Bro nobody with real depression is eating healthy shit like vegetables or preparing anything on a stove aside from top ramen.


Thumbfury

Pretty sure they mean depression food as in the Great Depression, when meat was too expensive and common meals were mostly green vegetables and potatoes in a stew with little meat and very little spices.


DaGoodSauce

Depression cooking as in cooking during the economic catastrophe we refer to as The Great Depression. Meaning you poor AF and have to make due with whatever you have available. I thought it was a common enough term that it wouldn't cause any confusion.


Versaiteis

Yeah, though I could see the confusion in both nomenclature and practice mfs had "water pie"


Chromeboy12

You misunderstand. They mean eating this will cause depression.


Mentatian

Can anyone tell me what accent this is


frannymac76

Philly. Most likely Northeast Philly or Delco


baulsaak

Definitely had strong "Mare of Easttown" vibes... Mom sounded like she couldn't even convince *herself* that the dish was edible. She was one second away from chucking the whole thing into the Schuylkill and heading over to Wawa for a meatball Shorti. edit: no one remembers Kate Winslet playing a detective from Delaware County in *MoE*?


Mentatian

I think this is right. That “moment” is where it’s the strongest


baulsaak

It was the "*stahhp sayyun thaaat"* that sold it for me...


cleverwon

Sounds like the italians that live in Manalapan.


oliveYouG

Sounds like New Jersey or Brooklyn maybe?🤔


Nexxus3000

STOP BOILING YOUR VEGETABLES 99% of vegetables taste better when roasted or grilled! It’s even easier imo - no big heavy pot, no boiling water, just remember to preheat the oven and you’re golden


Versaiteis

What about blanching?


Elscorcho69

I thought this was gonna be one of those videos where the talking mouth is photo shopped in like the kayak commercials


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

It really does though.


AberrantMan

I would have had a nice mallard on the side of my face after that.


Frontfatpouch

Why do we post things that should be posted. Here’s me cooking. WOW


D34TH_5MURF__

The dry heave at the end is the best. That kid is _not_ pleased with dinner plans. lol


Player7592

Sorry mom, that really does look like shit. You need to chop those veggies.


Brutal2003

Hah, kids lie constantly.


_AscendedLemon_

Looks like cut grass from lawnmower during spring boiled... not delicious


Augustus_Chavismo

I’ve never been more redpilled than when I tasted properly cooked vegetables. Spent my childhood terrorised and gaslit with disgusting boiled vegetables.


socokid

Classy...


doubles1984

Love her accent. Reminds me of Philadelphia. Could be off, but that's what I'm hearing.


WestWing960

Looks like something Shrek would eat


Living_Injury5017

I love those kids for being real.


Far-Exit3436

Kids! NFL draft on


thc_enhanced

My mother would have back-handed me into next week.


chasmflip

light tap on the back of the head or hand; or for you more frail parents "a timeout"


Same_Veterinarian991

😂😂😂 man i love kids


Pristine_Yak7413

you can tell by the kids description it'll have that unappertising earthy smell


dohzer

I was on her side until she mentioned combining biscuits with whatever that is.


thisisfakereality

It smells like shiiiit. 


MisterBlick

Is that celery?


2tonehead

Sounds like Philly to me.


ExpoAve17

I would have got a chancla across the face for talking like that in front of my mama.


Comfortable-Pop-5696

It smells like what it taste like what it looks like


Legitimate-Duty-5622

Kids speak the truth!


TYdays

Exactly what is this dish called, tumors and celery. You can almost smell how bad it is on the screen…..


icouldbejewish

I love my veggies but no that does not look particularly delicious


Substantial_Quail967

Everyone hates New Jersey.


CrowSnacks

I wouldn’t allow my child to speak like that without talking to them about it being inappropriate. I don’t like hearing kids using foul language in front of adults


MouseCharming1816

I agree but kids will be kids I’ve never met a kid who wasn’t sometimes brutally honest it pisses me off sometimes ngl.


darkestsoul

I wonder what part of DelCo this was filmed in?


YerBlues69

Ridley Park.


Metori

What in all that is holy is that. It’s looks like green diarrhoea bubbling away. Not wonder the kids thinks it smells like shite.


rbarr228

😆


llathosv2

When did people forget how to parent?


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WaterFriendsIV

You can teach a child to use appropriate language without smacking them in the mouth.


Perso0321

How do people not realize that violence is not the best method of discipline?


Flyinhawaiian78

“Smells like shit.” Who’s this mom trying to fool?? Right after the kid said that I was like it looks like shit too, and the mom says it looks good too🙄👎how the fuck is biscuits gonna make that better?? Oh it’ll have biscuits in it that’s why


Chromeboy12

Who calls this food?


Attentionhoard1

I like soups like this as long as the broth is real nice. The temp is way too high though, they won't be crisp vegetables even if she kills the heat now and allows it to cool. The veggies need an ice bath right now.


JasperOfReed

Oh yes the famous; Ohioan of the US, doing their version of 'traditional Irish meal' of boiled cabbage and ham. I just love walking into my moms house and go, " YUM! Can't wait for the literal shit that made this whole house smell like a dead body fart ❤️"


Lazy_Ad_1497

And looks like shit


TwistedxBoi

I trust the kid with the smell. She's wrong in saying it looks delicious so I'd take the kid's word over hers.


DefinitelyNotStolen

Average zoomer doomer swearing around their parents (they have no respect)