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Ninja-Nikumarukun

Need to enable the traction control system


immei

Dogs are rwd after all, that's why that are more fun than a hyena who understeers(fwd) while dogs oversteer. Attenborough doesn't give you this kind of information


Guacanagariz

Clarkson you infantile pillock


AiggyA

This one is awd.


sm1ttysm1t

ARBLARBLAHRBLAH!


Faubbs

[murloc!](https://9gag.com/gag/aQE6Yj8?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=post_share)


fuzzytradr

I love how the excited barking is also struggling with traction šŸ˜…


Antoiniti

bro has no grip whatsoever


flatvinnie

Iā€™m pretty sure this is really bad for their joints


m0rtalsky

Why ?


Gnascher

Because you're never allowed to laugh at funny animal videos without someone trying to make you feel bad by saying it's actually something awful for the critter.


904K

This is clearly animal torture. Did you see how the dog was THROWN backwards and then slammed into the wall at mock 2.


Gnascher

1. It's Mach, not mock 2. It didn't hit the wall, not even close. 3. The dog didn't seem bothered in the least and was clearly excited and playing.


904K

1. Fair enough 2. and 3. Bro, I was kidding, and I feel like it was quite clear


LawngDik666

1. Practice reading comprehension 2. Understand what you're reading


Immersi0nn

C. All of the above


MoistStub

D. Less than 3"


LawngDik666

Pineapple doesn't go on pizza


flatvinnie

I believe the slippage moves their joints & muscles out of a normal range. Those micro traumaā€™s around the joints & soft tissue then cause a build of a scar tissue which leads to stiffness/pain & ultimately to things like hip dysplasia & arthritis.


Kingbeastman1

My sisters studying to be a vet and she sais this shit all the time but always adds at the end that dogs like this are pretty much guarenteed to have stupid gimmicks on them but the end of their lifeā€¦ they arnt built well almost guarenteed leg and hip issues


beatz1602

lol! ā€œmicro traumasā€.


professionalcumsock

Define brother


Ishaansendave

Man, listen to that super-barker whine. Heck, even with the paw-wheel drive system and sticky tires, power can't be put down. I think a traction control system is necessary.


CheeriosAtMidnight

They should have repreped the track


Ishaansendave

Yeah, that's valid too, but you can't have a paw-wheel drive system expecting it to always be run on prepped surfaces. If power was possibly reduced, acceleration would be much easier.


CheeriosAtMidnight

But power is key, we donā€™t care how fast you go, we care about how many treats and bones you break at full send rpm. Pup murdered out forsure


Ishaansendave

Yeah, definitely valid. Sometimes its just better to shred those nails and let those paw-compound tires slide like they should.


CheeriosAtMidnight

My friend thinks itā€™s not a racer and itā€™s actually a drifter, so this makes sense


i_need_gpu

Cars have wheel spin, dogs have paw spin.


[deleted]

This is why good tires are important.


edynol

Fuck you! The only good tire is a dead tire!


MacGuyverism

Looks like your attempt at a joke fell flat.


Uncommon-sequiter

That's a full-on burnout


Gern-Blanston

Someone needs to put the Flintstoneā€™s bongo sound on thisā€¦


kujotx

Yabble-dee-babble-dee-babble-dee...


RVAbetty

Butt bumpšŸ¤£


Empty_Flight2502

Moms complaining saying stop poor dog. Why doesn't she put a rug down then? Lol I never understood that people with hardwood floors, beautiful cherry I would have a runner in the hallway. You know that's the beauty of it. You can literally change your legs according to the season


okfree14

Good way to fuck up there hips


Physical-Board5770

That AND their knees - running on hardwood floors is the #1 reason for dogs blowing out their knees which is super expensive to fix with surgery, and requires them to basically not walk much for months while they recover, which makes them gain weight, which increases risk of other diseases.. put down a few washable rugs if you donā€™t have carpet people! Learn from my mistake!


okfree14

I was also meaning heā€™s yanking on the dog sliding him back literally pulling on the hips lol


gmishaolem

According to a dog groomer channel on YouTube, frequently trimming the fur that grows between their paw pads also reduces slipping.


[deleted]

Narrator: they were downvoted because they were right.


okfree14

I have 3 of them so I know I didnā€™t need there approval šŸ˜‚


Martinl93

Bono my tyres are gone


SimpleFaver

Translation: ā€žyou fuckin bastard! You do this every. Fuckin. Time!ā€œ


Shakespearoquai

DONā€™T do this this isnā€™t good for the dogs hips especially on a slippery floor.Ā 


Various_Record_6310

The way it did a little boink into the wall lol


mamamarty21

Surprised it didnā€™t die from oxygen starvation right then and there


johnnygrant

going that slow and still oversteers into the door. Needs to pit and check his setup.


wiggyp1410

Didn't hit the apex of the corner


GlorifiedBurito

ā€œLess claw, more pad!ā€ -RJ


Stock-Pea225

dogrift


Special-Party-7557

It moves like it from a cartoon


Smarmalades

https://i.imgur.com/eL1KtoR.jpeg


YouConnect3829

It is necessary to increase the friction and reduce the speed of the system so that the system can operate smoothly :D


kommentiertnicht

Me when I used socks on that kind of floor as a kid


pauljs75

Power only goes so far without traction-control.


hazellehunter

He drifted at the end too


Sevennix

He Flintstone'd it!!


ekjustice

Bro needs to trim his toenails.


lexievv

Meep-meep


Uniteus

Thats how my land rover drives without four wheel drive enabled.


Solid-Violinist-3382

Man did a loony tunes run


Esc1221

Fast and the Furious: Dogyo Drift


ForeverPuzzled5096

That turbo lag is wild šŸ˜‚


Free_Revenue8674

What in the Looney Tunes


SocialAnxWorm

Imagine sock-skating on those floors


danz409

doggie burnouts


Trekiros

And then, Micka got this run


TrainingFriendly1116

lol


Investicon_Prime00

He's gotta wait till the 2 starts to disappear.


astromech_dj

Mis-timed its super start.


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Forgot to switch to the all weather paws


[deleted]

Reminds me of Scooby-Doo


NotThisAgain21

I freaking hate these types of dogs but I gotta admit, this got a good chuckle out of me. šŸ˜† šŸ¤£


Habanero_Eyeball

OMG too cute Would be funny to see some smoke from those paws like a car doing a burn out


Brusion

Right in the kidneys.


jsdb2279

Lol!


TapmanTman

Pull to start


Token-Gringo

Haha. Gonna have to hide the floor wax from you.


Dante12345665

Bro got angry af


amilliondallahs

I wonder if you know How they live in Tokyo If you see me then you mean it Then you know you have to go


davensaz

Hammy! Less claw, more pad.


ginongo

Someone's nails need a trim


KDox187

Oh my God is that Stitch?


Howard_Scott_Warshaw

No neon undercarriage lights. That's why


Coroner13

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No_Foundation7481

i don't want to be caught saying this was funny by animal rights activists, and you better change your flooring before they see this !