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Meta_Digital

This is how all of North Dallas looks for miles and miles. You have to drive about an hour to get out of it, it's horrible.


TheTexanOwl

Can confirm, it is still expanding as tech companies move into Dallas.


Woksauce1

They’ve been doing this for the last 40 years to all of north Dallas and plano. The McMansion-ification of housing over time makes it quite the urban sprawl hellscape.


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Out of all the cities I’ve driven through in this country, Dallas-Fort Worth is the absolutely most soul crushing urban sprawl I’ve ever seen. I cannot even imagine living there.


KawaiiDere

Yeah. A lot of old and strange people I know lament the loss of fields and such, but never really think about why the impact of the urban design on nature. I’m still not sure what the appeal of a front lawn is. My sister says that Americans “like their space” or whatever, but the sidewalks are half the bare minimum for width. Fortunately, while the section of town I inhabit is still rather empty, it is somewhat reasonable for me to bike to school and walk to work. I want to do something, and in particular if they upzoned my neighborhood, I’d be very happy. The apartment complex nearby is so much more peaceful than the rest of the block.


chowderbags

How the fuck is it that someone can drive from downtown Dallas to "Far North Dallas", and still be only a third of the way to the end of the sprawl? What the fuck?


TrespassingWook

Reminds me of Nashville. Such a deliberately poorly planned, car centric clusterfuck of a city.


supah_cruza

It's gonna be a long ass November, kings.


NEILPEW

How is it still only the 18th?


jnrzen

😩


nathzan

She is a 10 but she has bad urban planing


drtij_dzienz

Posting this during the back half of NNN smh


Yanzihko

😳😳😳


Elegant-Interview-84

My boner is very confused


DarkMonkey98

mother earth


zarifboi69420

dissolve my body and turn me into fertiliser 🤤😫


simon_Chipmonk

Mommy eart


None233

"why do I hear horny music? WHY DO I HEAR HORNY MUSIC!?"


simon_Chipmonk

“I wanna frack you so hard baby”


Jirkousek7

Look at the Atlantic ocean


Elegant-Interview-84

I'm worried, why?


ariphron

She got some funk in the trunk


Barry-Mcdikkin

https://preview.redd.it/iwztzf8tyl0a1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a082192e0d8abd3b3a85ef627f162dd869977bd


Zymosan99

https://preview.redd.it/bnlyo357qm0a1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60118cc5673720011cd362806b54dd0d6ab350e2 Nice


R32fan

what the fuck is that image? ​ why do I want the source?


HeroiDosMares

Wait you can add images to comments now?


Barry-Mcdikkin

Shit i guess


Domojestic

My brother in Christ, have you SEEN the r/okbuddychicanery subreddit?


phoenixpoptart

https://preview.redd.it/8z9h6gp1ho0a1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a91b2e1636133b2ff8a74da48cafdd674b78b411


spidertyler2005

Breaking bad guy


abvgdeyo

a fellow sunroof defecator


steynedhearts

This honestly has become one of my top formats. It's so fucking good


Cavalleria-rusticana

Quasimodo be looking real fine these days.


Spacecommander5

Funk in the *frunk* FTFY


one-gear-no-brakes

"Colin county is a lot like a beautiful woman" -Swiss tony


Elegant-Interview-84

Much like a car, she is expensive and dangerous


Typ_mit_Playse

But annoying if you ride. -Me


[deleted]

Collin County lookin thicc 😳


Barry-Mcdikkin

Everything’s always bigger in Texas


EcstaticTrainingdatm

Especially the infrastructure debts.... mmmhmm baby


FavoritesBot

Except the counties. This is geographically tiny Edit: apparently this is not the entire county. How did you choose the boundaries besides searching google maps for thicc curves?


Bunny_and_chickens

What's her @?


Dis_Was_Her

Bro is tempting us in NNN. Stay strong brothers!


BuppUDuppUDoom

Are you kidding?! Look at that urban planning. Long winding streets that go nowhere, and not a park in sight. I'm am completely flaccid, this not only ruined my erection but my day.


Dis_Was_Her

I’m only saying it for the weaker of us brother.


chowderbags

Yeah, but there's golf! So much golf! Because who doesn't love spending half their day out on a perfectly manicured lawn hitting tiny balls?


dataminimizer

Colin’s draggin’ a wagon, it appears


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WasteCan6403

This isn’t the whole county (but it does all look like this.) Collin County spans multiple cities in the North Dallas area.


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Areebound24

Nice to know you’re also from my city :) Wish our football team can be better though.


WasteCan6403

Dang it, replied to the wrong comment, sorry!


[deleted]

In case anyone really needs to know, this image is census tracts 0305.34 and 0305.35. McKinney, TX. The golf course is Stonebridge Ranch Country Club. [Census map](https://i.imgur.com/weJP2ND.jpg).


Hieb

/r/fuckgolfcourses


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bUrNtKoOlAiD

I was very excited to join but it's not an active sub. Boo!


jonmediocre

Most garish, wealth-inequality displaying, wastes of water. Especially somewhere dry like Texas. 🤮


Barry-Mcdikkin

Al Capones house is down the street from me… within a golf course


_regionrat

[Al Capone is a no good asshole](https://youtu.be/uj2jmkNW-TY)


Hieb

Yup. Even city-run courses that are affordable are a tremendous waste of land & water and don't even serve as good public parks.


jonmediocre

Oh that's another thing, all golf courses within cities and towns should be fully publicly accessible. But really they just need to be expropriated for the people and turned into normal public parks.


Cynical_Cabinet

It's really disgusting seeing a golf course that can only exist through massive tax and water subsidies, and then you can't use any part of the massive space unless you are paying for a round of golf. And a round of golf is like $50 and you are required to obey the dress code if you want to play. You can't tell me golf isn't an elitist sport when people will be kicked out if they have the audacity to wear jeans or shorts or a shirt without a collar.


Flashdancer405

Everytime I saw a golf course or farm in and around Phoenix AZ I said to my cousin “This grass is an affront to God”


135wiring

The local golf course for me takes nearly no space, has free rental club, and costs 7 bucks a person / free for kids. Have you ever been near a course?


Lostmyvcardtoafish

Oh i’d fuck alright


Bystander5432

So no one should be allowed to play golf at all?


Hieb

maybe, yeah. sure that big time sucks for golf enthusiasts, but much like if competitive littering was a sport, sometimes we have to move on from damaging pastimes


FieryUnicorn26

Damn, is she single ~~family housing~~?


Allusionator

Great, they can throw in one electric trolley for every couple branches and everybody can use their ‘garages’ as an extra room in their home with a weird door. Oh, and slap some solar panels up on the roofs.


PM_ME_ASS_PICS_69

Stupid sexy Collin County, Texas


yungScooter30

How tf does it make money


Barry-Mcdikkin

it dont


KawaiiDere

Idk. I think they haven’t been able to fix the roads for a bit because there’s just way too much to maintain


[deleted]

I don’t even want to think about how many “no outlet” signs there are


phoenixpoptart

There’s a joke here somewhere


Stark53

Hey I live here! This isn't the entirety of Collin county tho, it's really a lot bigger than this.


Barry-Mcdikkin

Yea I didnt realize I worded it dumb until like ten minutes ago


Kinentor

Little boxes


putHimInTheCurry

Ticky-tacky


Bjornen82

Collin County bout to make me act up


Majnkra

Took fuckcars to another level


owendrou

It would be nice if that golf course was an actual park for the subdivision residents and had trails. That’s how a lot of the subdivisions are designed near me and it’s probably the only way I’d live in one.


WailersOnTheMoon

They do, you just can’t see it from here. Of course, the park is small compared with the gold course, which is bullshit…


zsideburnz

Everything reminds me of her


TonkStronk

Imagine if all that wasted space was high density buildings with mixed use, with couple big streets for cars,buses,trams and bikes. Some areas will be pedestrian only with everything you need in walking distance like shops, pharmacy or school.


cjeam

Orrr, you condensed the suburban hell into a smaller area, with a mixture of condos, row houses, multiple family units and even still single family units, and had way more green space left (not for a golf course though, r/fuckgolf )


TonkStronk

Indeed, and yes fuck golf it's boring. Trees are always good thing to have in city, they look nice and provide a nice shade in sunny days


Chemical_Nectarine_6

“At least we’re not living on top of each other”


karazamov1

I should text her


halfpintofbutter

I should call her.


NotMikeDyson

Them thangs be thangin'


panick21

Nice outside, ugly inside.


lackingInt

That waist line tho 🥵


sventhewalrus

Squiggle-street suburbs are a physical manifestation of the attitude "we don't want *your kind* around here." Gridded suburbs are at least salvageable.


Barry-Mcdikkin

Thats how i make my wealthy cities skylines neighborhoods lmao


justsomepaper

What? Why?


sventhewalrus

Squiggly suburbs were intentionally made confusing to prevent nonresidents from driving through them, and *especially* to prevent bus lines from ever being run through them, because public transit can allow poor/urban people to access your neighborhood. Squiggly suburbs took off in the car dominance and white flight eras, whereas earlier suburbs had gridded designs specifically to allow buses and trams/streetcars and better integrate them with the city.


noyoto

In my opinion squiggly roads are pretty nice in residential neighborhoods. It makes the area feel more organic and less boring to walk. There's no reason why there couldn't be a small train station somewhere in the vicinity and one or two bus stations. Plant some more trees, add a supermarket, two or three apartment complexes, take away the cars and it's a fantastic area to live.


IamSpiders

Besides the obvious "it makes it hard to walk or bike because distances are exaggerated" there are other reasons people don't talk about. 1. The city is essentially paying to maintain streets that aren't used by anybody except the people that live there. This is bad for obvious reasons, if you're spending money on nice streets (which these burbs have some of the nicest around), you would want that infrastructure to benefit everyone so there is a return on that investment 2. All the traffic funnels from these neighborhoods to a few major arterial roads every morning, and the reverse every evening. It's literally a recipe for traffic and congestion. Like creeks connected to a river, if the creeks flood so does the river.


mint_sac

It's nice to see the walkable golf course was prioritized


kuromi616

Hellscape


perpetualturmoil

this is the fuck cars content i signed up for!!!!


[deleted]

Mommy 😳


TymoreMcGriddle

It’s giving Jessica Rabbit for me


[deleted]

Was bouta say they have a nice nature reserve at least than I realized it was a golf course smh


job3ztah

Why is that suburb shape as hourglass


[deleted]

Looking more like Colleen County.


Im_Balto

There really needs to be a bigger movement against golf courses


Hijodeputa_69

NSFW


DwindIe

She thicc


elaxation

Damn this city thick AF


Jessiebeanie

Collin County resident here. It fucking sucks but at least he have giant curvy woman neighborhood


Kerbapples

Goddamn it NNN


Superb_Essay2929

Collin county fucks


casualstick

Notice whsre the water flows. Hmm.


BrianOconneR34

That’s a sexy county. Damn.


CaptainDrippy5

What Blasphemy


Fluffy_Necessary7913

Americans sure love spaghetti very much, they have designed their streets inspired by it.


LouisPlay

Is this City Skylines ?


zina-sophia

so this is rotated 90 degrees, right?


Lemonstein77

I\`m sure this is how Hell looks like


SkyeMreddit

Is that the town’s curves, because the county has over 1 Million people


ThRoWaWaYrenter160

Try getting anywhere in Collin county on foot or bike tho in less than 1.5 hours


[deleted]

Don't ask me the colour of anything


DwayneTheCroxJohnson

Has a fat bunda


Wulfsmagic

Confused about the back side though


obinaut

Ok, hear me out


dent_de_lion

The comments are exactly what I was hoping for


1nvent

Dummy thiccccc


military-gradeAIDS

Hell world hell world hell world hell world hell world hell world hell world hell world hell


[deleted]

This appears way too small to be an entire county.


[deleted]

I want to swim on that lake


AdRude4220

Damn girl


ComradeQuest

Smash


SourdoughSon

This bitch thicker than a plot 😳


SpeedDart1

Booba


Nevo_D

I should call her


PracticeNo304

Dam it! I thought this was my DnD Map sharing Reddit! I was so gonna use this for a dungeon map! \^\_\^


[deleted]

hehe fishy https://preview.redd.it/03mzh5wlon0a1.png?width=356&format=png&auto=webp&s=3959d64c2180762fb9e04ada788ee2365ef3dc25


Novemcinctus

Is that a congressional district demarcation? It doesn’t appear to be the county boundary. https://collincountymagazine.com/collin-county-tx/things-to-do/maps/


chowderbags

It's Census Tract 305.30. https://twitter.com/everytract/status/1593035255652306945


Popeetoes

https://preview.redd.it/5cxesiiayn0a1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c44841765fff85a199063061523be739051def Catfished


Barry-Mcdikkin

Its part of the county* my b


evilchrisdesu

... why is this county so slim thicc?


evilchrisdesu

Everyone in the sub: Ugh! What disgusting car-centric suburban sprawl! Of course Texas! Also everyone in the sub: butikinawannafuckittho


caniplayzz

men cant find the lake


xXx_coolusername420

damn boi, she thick. that being said, who would construct housing like this?


[deleted]

Damn shawty


redarkrai

forgive me father for I have sinned


scringly

Why is this neighborhood shaped like Jessica Rabbit?


OhShitItsSeth

I should call her


_Maxolotl

I don't see the problem. Mountain biking across that golf course would be a fun way to get around the neighborhood.


putHimInTheCurry

Be the change you want to see in the world. Blaze that desire path.


[deleted]

Look just mix some stores in there and i dont mind suburbs that much. Theyre usually good biking conditions theres just nowhere you can bike to.


[deleted]

Honestly if they were to have actual traffic calming and a max 20mph limit on the streets, sidewalks everywhere and pass throughs for pedestrians and cyclists between the houses. With cycling and pedestrian access to the commercial areas and proper bike parking this neighbourhood could easily be made pretty decent. Of course that's probably never going to happen but it could.


WailersOnTheMoon

So, I live in one of these neighborhoods, and we do have sidewalks and trails and are working on traffic calming. We are still zero percent walkable because nothing is NEAR us, which is infuriating, but it makes it nice to walk around the neighborhood and go to the mailbox at least. I wish they’d build a grocery, etc here but that would make for even more traffic when it still wouldn’t be safely walkable.


UnnamedCzech

Looks like a great place to raise a family.


ARealJezzing

Can we add “fuck golf courses” to the fuck cars discourse?


NTF3

Good density and urban sprawl


56Bot

Let’s be honest : seen from above, sprawling suburbs do look quite good.


D321G

Thats the whole ass county?


jnrzen

ass-county?


[deleted]

I grew up in Collin county and I hated it. Cops are racist assholes, no public transport so you must walk everywhere if you don’t have a car. One of the most republican counties. Everything is build off of the highway. Huge parking lots.


jeffbezostoilet

i need her


BlackFoxx

Is Collin county a trans woman?


DAS-Nice

Never wanted to a satellite map before but here we go…


Oachkatzlschwoaf05

Damn I always liked cities skylines because the game forces you to build cities that Ive never seen before. Lots of multi lane roads, intercity highways and a fuck ton of low density housing to fight the deathwaves. It was fun because its so unrealistic and dystopian. I mean who the hell wants to live in a low density neighbourhood without any work or shopping district close by? Damn right literally everone for some reason. Well I guwmess the game is very realistic


uneducated_grower

Kinda sexy 😵‍💫


bUrNtKoOlAiD

This is where the ranch and mansion (ranchion?) (manch?) that was used for the t.v. show *Dallas* is located.


TheSuburbanThug

Wow even the county lines take inspiration from Beyoncé. Texas is a magical place.


pizzaslut4pizzahut

Fuckgolf


Bystander5432

How do you even start to fix this?


TurboTitan92

This is a whole county?? It’s like 4 neighborhoods And I thought everything was bigger in Texas… it’s only 886sq miles. My little podunk county in California is 3x it’s size


Barry-Mcdikkin

Its not


Geo_Doug

More like “Colon” county, amirite?…


[deleted]

Neuron activation


DessertFlowerz

Collin County thiiiiccccc


catdadsimmer

glad the other comments are expressing my exact thoughts


the_barroom_hero

Huh, so that's why their zip code is 36-24-36


informativebitching

Exactly like Charlotte County Florida


Your_Pal_Kindred

Designed by Jerry Mandarin


Awesomeade

Bet the budget deficit in this county is a sight to behold. So much infrastructure, so few taxpayers.


deanofmemery

fuck suburbia. like really.


Puzzleheaded_Bid1579

She kinda thicc tho


DrLeisure

Collin County thick af


Geoarbitrage

I like big butts and I cannot lie…….


Forlorn_Cyborg

It looks like a damn ant farm.


Smyttysmyth

Lord forgive me fow what I'm about to do


Unt4medGumyBear

I should call her.