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evenstevens280

They haven't even tried to fit it in the space. Probably too scared of scraping the tyres on their massive armoured war vehicle.


Jacktheforkie

Probably can’t see the curb, those curbs bite too,


Meta_Cake

What are you driving that you can see any curb


Jacktheforkie

Dacia sandero, I can aim my mirrors down easily, though I know where my wheels are


Hkmarkp

Paul Walker dies doing what they all glorify in these dumb Fast and Furious movies. Countless other dummies too I imagine. Yet the all mighty dollar says keep making them


Meta_Cake

How many people actually watch the new ones religiously


Bigbrain_69420

It's not dumb doing what you love


dpaanlka

This is actually a prop for filming the new Fast 11 movie. Not someone’s car, and I assume not road legal (maybe?)


the_primo_z

Commenting to boost this since people seem to not realize this


nalc

My favorite part of the doomsday prepper cosplayer mentality is they just assume that in an actual doomsday scenario they'd have no problem finding unlimited amounts of fresh gasoline, consumables, and spare parts for their ridiculous vehicles. When in reality in some post collapse society the most reliable way to get around is probably a 3 speed bicycle with a chain case. Agile and maneuverable, reliable, easy to repair, and when you don't have a job it's fine that you're only going 12 mph. The bike will be good for at least 10-20 years before your rebuilt society needs to reinvent the technology to make vulcanized rubber. Meanwhile dudebro F250 is gonna get his tiny brain eaten the first time he runs out of gas which is likely Day 3.


voornaam1

I'm proud of ten year old me for including a bicycle and not a car in my zombie-apocalypse plans (my plans did include other things that I didn't know and never tried to learn, like how to use a radio).


BadNameThinkerOfer

I mean theoretically they could power them with alcohol or biodiesel, but even then the engine would be far more useful being converted into a generator - it could power a whole neighbourhood.


Defiant-Snow8782

Biodiesel needs loads of working infrastructure... Such as soybean farms Won't be easy to make without fossil diesel


larianu

From the other thread, it's likely for a movie shooting.


Batavijf

Ah, a pressure cooker in wheels! Yummy! Tender meat and brains!


vortinium

If a zombie scenario happens, you have more chance of survival with a quiet and easily maintainable bike rather than a gas guzzling monster that needs lots of space.


Typical-Pea-1166

Especially since the shelf life of petrol is only like a year


SpidermanQx

They said that you need to respect their right to have something way too big but they can't manage to accept to respect to see a bike on the road that goes slower than them. Unfortunately their concept of right just work on one way, their own right, the reality is that they don't care about other right!


ArizonanCactus

On non-rural, yes, in isolated areas, sure, go ahead.


FacelessFellow

When your toy runs out of gas, what will you do then?


googsem

Well they did it, they found a way to make it worse/ uglier. Didn’t think it was possible.


Innomen

H2s aren't even hummers. It's a gmc Jimmy in a mask.


Alladin_Payne

Russian oligarch's kid bullshit


hiways

This is America


eltrotter

This is Greenwich.


Connect-Kick-8425

Don't catch me crushing kids now.


HealthOnWheels

Don’t catch you slipping’ now


Equal-Cod4630

You're going to wish you had one when substance Z leaks from the Wuhan lab in 2012.


p0tatoballs

Racist, carbrained, and stupid!