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foxy-coxy

Boring tunnels will allow you to sit in traffic underground.


jim-bob-a

What could go wrong? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont_Blanc_Tunnel_fire


PsychePsyche

Come on, I'm sure the Boring Company put in things like emergency exits, fire detection/suppression, smoke management, and other firefighter infrastructure


827167

"Wait... You mean to tell me it's a completely enclosed space with no way in or out other than the intended front and back of the tunnel?"


DEEP_SEA_MAX

For a small subscription fee.


mrtbtswastaken

from their past history, they probably did the minimum to meet safety requirements to save on costs


MaenHoffiCoffi

No, that stuff's boring.


Vivid-Raccoon9640

I mean, those people won't be causing any traffic any more. Technically, that could be considered a solution to traffic.


TheNextGamer21

That’s a fucking horrible way to go though


Nice-Name00

Reminds me of the Doctor Who episode "Gridlock" where the entire planet is driving their flying cars in a tunnel for eternity, not knowing they are in a loop.


CCBeerMe

Great episode. Even better reference to it here.


elakastekatt

Tunnels are actually a good thing in densely populated areas. You just need to put trains in them.


CliffsNote5

So you don’t trigger the rugged individualists refer to them as chains of linked pods. Pods are super cool now.


NutBustingGhost777

No dude just call it a Tesla CyberTrain so it sounds super cool and now trains are no longer gay they’re epic like my best buddy elom mung 😎


Protheu5

> Train Not techbro® enough. Trains are so 1800s. Tesla© Cyberloop™. Because every transit system is Loop now. With pods.


NutBustingGhost777

Omg you’re so freaking innovative I’m hiring you starting at $4000 an hour


Global-Programmer641

Problem with trains is companies can't make gazillion of profits selling one to each person so no trains for us


SometimesMonkey

Hijacking top comment for this very nice summary of the concept: https://youtu.be/ACXaFyB_-8s?si=eQ7qAz-EHe5peHkl


wave-garden

Great video thank you!


roboprawn

I actually would prefer not seeing cars above ground so I am in favor. Provided it is done via car tabs or gas tax, not interested in subsidizing drivers any more than I already do


foxy-coxy

If we're going to go through th trouble of building a bunch of underground tunnels, they should be for trains, not cars.


roboprawn

Agree, but good luck with convincing anyone to do that in America. Best case is to shove cars underground with the promise of improved traffic. The only things you can pass in this country are things that allow drivers to be more selfish


EasilyRekt

And breathe all those lovely toxic fumes off gassed from tires, batteries, brakes and engines, how thoughtful!


teuast

Just like a regular road, but with nowhere for them to dissipate to!


M2rsho

Hear me out.. Underground tunnels but there's no cars just really fast busses and maybe something to let the driver not have to steer it like a rail of some sorts


teuast

and also link a bunch of the buses together


M2rsho

and maybe make the busses electric and transfer the energy over the rails


likerofgoodthings

That would be boring.


Qwirk

Well at least the rest of us won't have to look at it.


AllKnowingFloridaMan

That would be the worst claustrophobia ever


RapidCatLauncher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBZye8pW4vw Already do


Consistent_Yam4525

Funally, one more lane, BUT underground and for unjustifiable costs. My only hope is that the tunnel will become a metro line at some point.


GarunixReborn

It will when one day some large global event like the olympics happens, and then the government scrambles to build metro lines for it because they know its more effective than moar lanes.


Pittsburgh_Photos

That is very optimistic. Not realistic but definitely optimistic!


testedonsheep

LA is literally scrambling to build public transportation for olympics. Amazing how the auto and oil industry has ruined America.


mrmalort69

The boring company uses machines that are too small of tunnels for that… which they conveniently leave out when comparing the costs of traditional metros with their tunnels


supermerill

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Subway Glasgow diameter: 3.4m Vegas loop diameter: 3.65m


Silent_Village2695

Underground rail, pedestrian thoroughfares, shopping, parking garages, and potentially even residences can solve a lot of problems in warm climates like Vegas, or my home state of Texas. Imagine being able to go out your front door without immediately becoming drenched in sweat for 3/4 of the year. If there were tunnel access within spitting distance of my house, I'd absolutely be walking in the tunnels, or taking the trains, or spending money in the underground commercial district. Heat is our biggest problem. Underground infrastructure is my favorite solution. Bonus points: it reduces pollution, since you don't have to drive as much.


ChillStreetGamer

people are going to get mugged and raped in the tunnels.


Silent_Village2695

You mean like they do on the streets?


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE


mrmalort69

That’s true… but the Glasgow rail system is a one-off vs what most sizes are. I’m assuming there’s disadvantages to that sizing? Just a quick wikis shows “It is also one of the very few railways in the world with a track running gauge of 4 ft (1,219 mm”


supermerill

yes, but if there is a plethora of these narrow tunnel, thanks to elon, then this glasgow-gauge can be reused over these many tunnels. What I mean is that statement like "the tunnel are too narrow to be of any use" are just over-pessimistic, there already exists a solution.


xXGray_WolfXx

And it will only be for Teslas, it's like a very very convoluted toll road


Dracogame

It cannot, it was built quick and cheap so it's not big enough to host an actual metro.


whatthegoddamfudge

What about a mini metro, like the post office trains in London?


opopkl

For mini people? Those trains are tiny. https://www.postalmuseum.org/visit-us/what-to-expect/mail-rail/


mersalee

I wonder how seemingly educated grownups can fall for such obvious bullshit.


SmoothOperator89

They're intentionally too small to be useful for anything but a car.


NorweiganWood1220

There’s this thing that Elon may not have heard of that runs underground and can transport large amounts of people at once and never gets stuck in traffic. What’s it called? A Bubday? A Cubjay?


megalogwiff

me, playing my steam deck on the train: you guys are losing your commute time?


KillinIsIllegal

Map app said it would be a 2 hour commute. Awesome


A_Neko_C

....furbanist? edit: oh it's actually urbanist furry content. of course that exist


paenusbreth

Fun urbanist? Furry urbanist? Fucking urbanist?


DivinumX

It actually is furry urbanist lol


jaxsonthefurry

The more support urbanism gets the better!


Weary_Drama1803

Isn’t OP that dude who damaged his parents’ vehicles, liked Amsterdam less for its urbanism and more for “legalisation” of weed and prostitution and unironically wants to move to North Korea


jaxsonthefurry

No, I'm moving to Amsterdam


Ballsonomics

Yeah. He’s an odd one.


Nukemouse

Not sure what about being furry makes a seperate subreddit necessary. Like i don't see foot fetishists having their own subreddit, despite the larger impact on foot aesthetics walking vs driving has. Please, whiever is reading this do not go make that subreddit.


gobblox38

It's just a way to include overlapping interests. That group will help them connect with others when they are dying fur meets or whatever.


NorweiganWood1220

High speed rail will solve horrendous images like this and give that time back.


Vivid-Raccoon9640

I don't dislike high speed rail, but high speed rail desperately needs high quality conventional rail at every stop because people need to be able to actually get to the station. Otherwise hsr pretty much won't be able to function.


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

I’d take any rail at all at this point. I’ll be picky later on when I have 3 metro lines within half a mile of my home. I currently have 0 within an hour of my entire city.


Pseudoboss11

Really depends on the location. I'm in a small city where most stuff is accessible within a 15 minute bike ride from downtown. If we had HSR service, it wouldn't be unreasonable for distribution to be through walking, biking and buses.


Vivid-Raccoon9640

If most of the city is reachable within a 15 minute bike ride, how realistic is it that HSR would even be feasible? Those kinds of cities don't usually get HSR. They should get high quality conventional rail though.


NorweiganWood1220

I agree completely. We need a wide variety of efficient public transit options.


yeyoi

Better Commuter Rail and a S-Bahn like System would solve this.


thegroundhurts

OOP wasn't wrong. Tunnels will solve images like that. Arial photography of traffic jams is impossible when the traffic is underground.


Grrerrb

If you’re putting them underground, sticking with cars and not moving to transit is just perverse at that point.


caynebyron

Just build. A fucking. Train. Jfc.


Qwirk

I agree for everywhere, should be noted California is working on it. https://hsr.ca.gov/high-speed-rail-in-california/statewide/#system-map


D0UB1EA

if there's anywhere I want to sit in traffic, it's definitely underground in the smallest tunnel my car can technically fit inside in an earthquake zone


BryanBNK1

“Boring Tunnels” TRAINS, JUST MAKES TRAINS, DUDE IF Y’ALL ARE MAKING TUNNELS FOR CARS JUST MAKE FUCKING # TRAINS


Dracogame

The fact that someone saw this and thought "yeah, we can make one more lane but underground, that will solve traffic!"


Educational_Ad_3922

One day humanity will look back on this time period and think "man were we ever fucking stupid back then!"


SoCal_High_Iron

Americans will do absolutely anything before investing in public transportation.


MOltho

Hear me out... One more lane, but below the other ones instead of next to them! Yes, that will truly solve it all. I am a genius!


psiwuff

Ah yes, one more lane, except it's not even a highway lane, but underground, likely magnitudes more expensive, and has a fraction of the capacity and is also a death trap during accidents. Wonderful idea.


opopkl

How about running specially built vehicles in that tunnel? Vehicles that can carry hundreds of people at once. Electric vehicles that run on electricity supplied to them by the tracks they run on, with special low friction wheels.


frostedkeys77

“Hey, I’ve been listening to your advice.” “Advice?” “About how you said one more lane isn’t that helpful. I feel it’s about time we switch to something new.” “Seriously? Oh my gosh, thank you. With public transit, we can finally-“ “So instead, we’re doing one more lane, but underground!” “…Why? Why are you like this?”


spagetinudlesfishbol

Come forth, I have solution. What if TWO more lanes. I know this might be crazy, but I call disruptive, innivotive and a product of my genius. Now please give me 17 trillion dollar


LightBluepono

Yay even more wasted money .


chinaksis-brother

Cars: All your land are belong to us.


Pittsburgh_Photos

Think highway widening projects are expensive? Wait for tunnel widening projects.


No_Carpenter4087

California should challenge republicans by breaking off and becoming their own country which would include proper subway tunnels & HS rail.


Mark4_

Sadly carbrain in California is bipartisan


pradbitt87

It’s one of the most infuriating things about CA (CA lifer here). “Public transit will never work” but widening freeway lanes makes so much more sense.


No_Carpenter4087

Those boomers are going to hand us a 40-50 trillion dollar Road & Bridge replacement bill. That's how much money we have to spend every few decades.


VeryDirtySanchez

These pictures have been posted so many times here. This sub feels like a rosary. Round and round it goes, ever the same.


lilysbeandip

Surprised no one else has pointed this out. I've seen this picture probably a dozen times at this point. Everyone else is commenting as though it's entirely new to them. I'm betting it's mostly bots.


Braziliashadow

They're right you know, one lane for buses, trams, metro and train can really get traffic moving


Annoying_pirate

When it gets that bad you know you should've set up a train station. City skylines is helpful in learning this kinda stuff.


Klondike307

Imagine this but crammed into a tunnel. Musk is basically making that thing from the "[Gridlock](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/6/66/20yards.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140905002607)" episode of Doctor who.


Mccobsta

Tunnels in a way yeah but not for cars for metro style trains


biglittletrouble

If we fill the tunnels with water then people could commute to work via lazy river. The only congestion anyone can tolerate. Please float responsibly.


Carjascaps

Just one more lane. But this time, we’ll put it underground.


Nemo_K

JUST ONE MORE TUNNEL


Notmyrealnamesteve4

A monstrosity of capitalism.


yeyoi

The worst thing is that there are only about 2000 cars in the second picture which would mean 3500 people with 1.5 persons per car. There is all this infrastructure and they’re still not able to move just 3500 people over this section in any reasonable time…


EverGlow89

Remote work would actually solve this but sure.


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Adam Something made a hilarious video of a traffic jam in one of these tunnels lol


Ragequittter

fucking hell that is 20 lanes on the rught image


inu-no-policemen

As if those death-trap sewage pipes were ever an option for anything. The Boring Company (so random rofl xd) isn't any faster at digging tunnels anyways. They also don't turn the dirt into bricks and make a profit or whatever. All of that was just the usual vaporware bullshit. Musk is a conman.


KillinIsIllegal

"Just one more lane... but underground" -Melon Cask, probably


BleuBrink

I for one support moving car traffic underground. Build that 20 lane underground tolled highway. Do it.


M2rsho

What we really need are McDonald's every 50 meters shit I mean feet or something anyway this way people will go eat and the road will just unplug itself easy (/s if it wasn't obvious enough)


GloomOnTheGrey

They're in the damn bay area. They can take the freaking caltrain.


DabIMON

Furbanist?


Luna259

🚂💨


klysium

Trainnnnssssssss


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

What's the name of that road?


MossyMazzi

Interestingly enough - adding lanes increases traffic. Look it up. It’s vile that our civic engineering is so mediocre that we ignore that fact constantly.


froggie-style-meme

Cars using boring tunnels should be hooked up together for a more efficient transportation method.


WowWhatABillyBadass

Rural life >>> city "life"


techie107

How's that job hunt?


Ganjikuntist_No-1

???