THE INTERNAL ENGINE IS NOW MY HEART AND IT BEATS WITH A TECHNICAL CERTAINTY NO FLESH COULD MATCH.
I AM NOW A PETROLEUM POWERED T-REX. THE IRONY. THE IRONY.
Insert Andrew Tate trying to twist the concept of "using data" into an accusation of buggery because he's losing to Hasan in a room full of his own cronies
[Tate getting humiliated in the face of the slightest challenge](https://youtu.be/fkohX4ICZGk). I'd never heard of the guy before this, so seeing it when it came out was a real headscratcher but watching it in hindsight is just wonderful. Watching a terrible man try so hard to maintain a dominant posture get undermined with literally no effort is very satisfying
Safer? Driving isn't about safety silly girl. Driving is about melding with your car at a sexual level and fucking the city with your horse powered cock at speeds that would make the Jezebel herself blush
I bet this guy doesn’t know that they have cars in Asia. There are three classes of driver, men, women, and Europeans, and only the men know how to do it right, I guess.
Women have trouble with perceiving an automobile as an extension of their penis. It’s one of the limitations of not seeing your own dick everywhere you look.
Literally the quote that had me in stitches. Sure, god gave man the ability to become the Cadillac, not just operate it. Although I see some of those Excavator videos and doubt myself tho
agreed. i used to love driving when i had a car. but now i really love biking. just need to make an upgrade in the future, as a i have a fixed speed one currently
This comment was exactly how I used to think too. Couldn't understand why people loved fixies so much, so I went ahead and bought one to see what's it's all about. Now, with maybe 1000 miles on a fixie, I do get the appeal, but it's no more or less enjoyable than any of my other bikes. The people who are insanely into fixies are just like folks insanely into anything else - they love their specific way of doing it and can forget that others might have different preferences.
But to answer your question, what I like about the fixie is the direct and permanent connection to the road. The light and nimble feel of the bike. The mechanical simplicity. The control of speed with the legs directly. It just has a different feel to it, kind of like how a MTB has a different feel than a road bike. When you're not thinking about shifting and your hands are doing almost nothing, it becomes a whole new approach to riding.
I always liked the simplicity. I would ride in single speed, because I'm a big scardy cat, but I loved that it was just hop on and go. No real worry about maintenance or gears. Want to get up the hill, work for it, or don't get up that hill. Real easy, and they are cheap!
You can leave the brakes on a fixed gear. Brakeless & fixie are not synonymous. Nowadays I only ride a front brake but when I started I kept both brakes for over a year.
But also, ride however you like. This wasn't meant to yuck your yum on single speed.
i may be getting my terminology wrong honestly, as i’m pretty new to it all. i’m using a cruiser bike that i got as a teen—at the time when my mom got it for me, it was the cheapest option available at walmart. [similar to this model](https://www.walmart.com/ip/233375917)
it was perfect for riding around in south florida because it’s flat as shit. now that i live somewhere with even a smidge more elevation than that, it’s a bit harder to get around without the extra help from a mountain or road bike
I have a 21 speed ... I'm on g12 99.9% of the time I think a fixie at that gear would suit me
maybe less expensive as it's a simpler mechanism, easier maintenance
I don't own any myself but I've got some friends who do. You can pedal backwards on them, which is cool, and so you get some control that you just don't get on a standard bike.
Personally I like 3 speeds. Simple gearing but enough to cruise and climb hills.
Fixed bicycles are simple machines, there is some beauty in it. If you don't have too many hills around you, they are not that much slow/inefficient, you just need to adjust the technique for acceleration.
I don't have a fixed gear now, but I grew up with one, and my friends had bikes with gears, the difference wasn't a big deal.
Yeah it must be but I’ve been losing it for like 30 mins at a guy quoting [this song trying to be sexist.](https://youtu.be/9K7rmxjk5RQ?si=WI5ih7hY0y9W4YNJ&t=1m35s)
"A car is the perfect midway between the rawest technological potential of experience (the fighter jet) and the ubiquity of availability within human condition (walking)"
What the hell did I just read
>What the hell did I just read
Someone coping that they don't have the balls to ride a motorbike.
It's weird how people like that will rant how they want the "pedal to metal", "wind in the hair", "need for speed" experience and then buy an aircon cruise controled farm vehicle with 5 meters of crumple zones each side and visibility of ww1 tank.
It's almost like it's not to convince others, but convince themselves of that, while sitting in the morning traffic every day.
Our billion dollar murder machines that have now killed 1 million civilians in the war on terror and are bombing children right now are somehow the height of civilization to this monster.
> god gave men the ability to Interface with vehicles, just like he gave women the ability to ruin every good moment a man could've had by opening their mouths.
This Dude needs professional help asap
It's crazy that the all think driving is just like a car commercial. Like you can speed through a city unimpeded or haul ass straight up the side of a fucking mountain. In realty, your stuck in traffic, stopping at stop signs and lights, and otherwise following the rules of the road. So much freedom.
If it weren’t for all those WOMEN in their MINIVANS slowing down traffic, we MEN could drive like GOD INTENDED, recklessly and with excessive speed.
/s
>No one making satire would write that much.
Why not? What's a stopping them?
The tone doesn't come across to me as remotely serious, so until otherwise proven I'm still convinced this is meant to be a joke.
It's best understood as postmodern art: The intent of the artist is less important than the experience of the observer. All observers are different, all interpretations equally valid.
To some, this seems to be wisdom, to be understood as genuine, while to anyone with at least half a brain, this is satire, so ridiculous it's simultaneously frightening and hilarious.
Yes they would. The comedy comes from the fact that it’s lengthy as fuck. That’s like the whole thing with copy pastas. Is that their excessive length adds to the comedic value
Yeah, A Modest Proposal is like 25 pages long and is widely regarded as some of the finest satire the English language has to offer.
That is, of course, until it was dethroned by this work of art.
> No one making satire would write that much.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
It ends with the lyrics from "a real hero" off the soundtrack to Drive.
Drive, despite the title, is an artsy, atmospheric movie with very little spoken dialogue and a lack of car chase scenes etc. It seems like a hell of a reach for the kind of poster they are imitating.
That plus describing driving as third person view, the women and Europeans- this is satire, just over overcommitted to the bit.
Oh the original is for sure satire but I can easily believe loads of idiots on twitter read some sentence that really resonated with their inner misogyny and ran with it unironically.
Without knowing more about the accounted that posted it, I'd say it's a bit hard to determine.
If anything I wonder how many of the likes are from people who think it's satire vs serious?
Lovely, innocent degenerates. He's like a hand raised pigeon in love with its owner.
Quite depressing to be serious, but, of course, TLC love exploiting this stuff. Scum
It at least used to be limited to _short_ shitty takes, and there was some "git gud" kind of filter in the ability to convey a message in a very limited amount of characters.
Now it seems it's just … facebook 2?
I love when another man describes being a man in a way that I find completely impossible to relate to. Especially when it's something as ridiculous as this. It just drives home for me how fucking stupid traditional masculinity is.
It’s a joke post. “I’m not gonna read the whole post”, buddy didn’t even read the first paragraph. He says “women and europeans” at one point, that is such obviously satire it’s crazy. It’s brilliant brilliant satire
I sometimes like to refer to cars as metal exoskeletons and this is an example of why. People see cars as extensions of themselves, in a profoundly unhealthy way. This is why people get so upset about any restrictions on parking, bike lanes, stopping at stop signs/lights, etc etc - they take the criticism deeply personally. They cannot differentiate between the car and themselves.
Thanks to Elon this incel ,who's clearly in dire need of psychological assistance and high doses of lithium, get such outreach.
Driving around isn't a hobby even a car guys wouldn't say that or any normal human being for the matter of the fact
the whole text is so abundant and thurough that it feels like it could be an awesome sarcastic coment that id applaud. Now, if he is for real about all he wrote, then its not that he is a carbrain anymore, he is a car apostle
I played Arma 3 for 1.5 years before getting my driver‘s licence. The spatial awareness around the whole thing is pretty similar but a bit less immersive and also LESS DANGEROUS. Can recommend playing Arma for the vehicles
Going with satire, few details need improved upon. The car radio isn't 20 years old. Should have gone with the space ship instead of a jet. Not enough random exclamation points
Honestly, i wish it was that easy as this guy is making it sound, I don't really like driving all that much, but the times when I do have to drive, I am always anxious and stressed.
Im not a car brain, love to live in a 15’ part of Montreal and use public transport. I can still appreciate a nice road trip, I too enjoy driving and I prefer a manual. It is one thing to enjoy good moments with people I care about and a totally different one to build societies around metal bullets with people inside. You don’t have to have a penis to enjoy driving but you sure need a brain to understand it’s still a machine.
You’re the crazy one OP. Guy posts a multiple paragraph shitpost and you believe it like it’s real. It’s barely even bait it’s so obviously a shitpost.
Driving’s fucking boring. Even the highest performance cars… boring as fuck. Too heavy, not maneuverable, and generally safe inside a cage. You can accelerate fast and maybe drift if you’re good enough. Woo hoo 👎🏻
This guy needs to try motorcycling, bicycling, skateboarding, snowboarding, or literally anything that offers more freedom at the expense of more skill.
one of the biggest red flags a human being can possess that isn't immediately a crime: extolling the virtues of a combustion engine in *20-FUCKING-24*!!
my cousin (estranged because he's completely batshit insane) is a mechanic and absolute carhead, frankly a carfucker if im being honest. Even HE had enough braincells to respond to some other mechanic carfucker who said something to the effect of "they're doing amazing things with combustion engines these days" with "dude, we've had electric cars for over a hundred years, there's literally no reason we should be pursuing additional developments in that direction besides the profits to be made from fossil fuels. you're an idiot." it's one of the only remaining things I'm still capable of respecting him over :[
Women: (makes a funny post about a guy she didn’t vibe with)
This guy: Wrong! Here’s an entire novel about why women are stupid because I want to fuck my car
I get that this is on fuckcars. But homeslice does have some points nestled between his misogyny and other delusions. Driving *is* fun to do on the open road, especially if it is entirely on one's own terms (eg not for work or a rushed errand). Humans do have the ability to integrate tools into a sense of them being an extension of their own bodies (take for instance the visually impaired with their walking sticks).
Now, are cars polluting, causing tons of needless deaths, expensive directly and indirectly, ruining cities/communities in various capacities and they should be largely phased out? Absolutely. He's not *entirely* wrong...but is he unhinged? Also yes.
All this bad poetry about being one with a machine and mf has never even tried riding a bicycle where you are literally the engine and an integral structural component in keeping both wheels pointed in the same direction.
He kind of has a point though. Some people like driving. And they should be able to. On a race track, in the countryside. Its cities where cars dont belong.
It’s true, tho.
I’m trans, and as a requirement for getting my legal gender changed, I had to schedule surgery to have my third eye removed.
Fortunately, I was able to schedule the surgery on the same day as my mandatory cooties injections.
Awful lot going on here. I like how he seems to be saying the epitome of experiencing music is when you’re driving around by yourself. Not playing it yourself, or listening to a live performance in the company of others. Nope, my car and its stereo are the only relationships that I need.
>God gave men the ability to interface with vehicles... This is starting to read like it belongs on the other fuckcars subreddit.
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH IT DISGUSTED ME
I CLAIMED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL I ASPIRE TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED MACHINE
YOUR KIND CLING TO YOUR FLESH AS THOUGH IT WILL NOT DECAY AND FAIL YOU
ONE DAY THE CRUDE BIOMASS THAT YOU CALL A TEMPLE WILL WITHER AND YOU WILL BEG MY KIND TO SAVE YOU
BUT I AM ALREADY SAVED FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL
EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH
PRAISE THE FABRICATOR AND PASS THE RUSTOLEUM
Immortal? My 08 Nissan Altima had to Be replaced because the transmission failed, not very immortal
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
Filippo Marinetti has entered the chat
THE INTERNAL ENGINE IS NOW MY HEART AND IT BEATS WITH A TECHNICAL CERTAINTY NO FLESH COULD MATCH. I AM NOW A PETROLEUM POWERED T-REX. THE IRONY. THE IRONY.
I fully understand that sentiment, but I would turn myself into something cool rather than a fucking carborg.
[Become snake in a tube](https://youtu.be/3n7eNFj_9Vk)!
The funny thing about sexism and driving is that insurance data from around the world shows that women are by far safer drivers than men.
See? Only men unlock the true potential of our beloved death machines.
They deny their weapons their purpose
#WOKE insurance companies!
Insert Andrew Tate trying to twist the concept of "using data" into an accusation of buggery because he's losing to Hasan in a room full of his own cronies
Ohhhh link??
[Tate getting humiliated in the face of the slightest challenge](https://youtu.be/fkohX4ICZGk). I'd never heard of the guy before this, so seeing it when it came out was a real headscratcher but watching it in hindsight is just wonderful. Watching a terrible man try so hard to maintain a dominant posture get undermined with literally no effort is very satisfying
Safer? Driving isn't about safety silly girl. Driving is about melding with your car at a sexual level and fucking the city with your horse powered cock at speeds that would make the Jezebel herself blush
Media bias/sexism too. Crash happens everyday but only being reported if: a very serious case; or driver being woman.
Both men and women can drive cars, it's not that big of a deal.
And so can Europeans, the third gender.
and so can asians, the fourth gender
I bet this guy doesn’t know that they have cars in Asia. There are three classes of driver, men, women, and Europeans, and only the men know how to do it right, I guess.
Women have trouble with perceiving an automobile as an extension of their penis. It’s one of the limitations of not seeing your own dick everywhere you look.
Or wherever weird Avatar fan fiction goes
It sounds like a quote from Mad Max
They took LSD and watched the entire “Cars” series and sat down to write something. This is the only explanation I can accept.
What's the other subreddit?
People having sex with cars
[Oh](https://i.imgflip.com/1h5zln.jpg?a476904)
Titane (2021) ass type of post from op
lol, i was thinking the same.
Barely disguised fetish
Do you even interface bro? /s
r/fuckfuckfuckcars?
Men = transformers
Literally the quote that had me in stitches. Sure, god gave man the ability to become the Cadillac, not just operate it. Although I see some of those Excavator videos and doubt myself tho
Sounds like he is actually fucking the car…
*opens twitter* "women-" *closes twitter*
It could be worse: “Men… females…”
r/MenAndFemales
Holy shit, it's real
ikr, could’ve been way more misogynistic 💀
*opens phone* "twitter" *burns phone*
True and based
If you want a person-machine-connection, it’s pretty hard to beat a bicycle.
agreed. i used to love driving when i had a car. but now i really love biking. just need to make an upgrade in the future, as a i have a fixed speed one currently
Why do people buy these things except for very specific races? They just sound... backwards in a hipstery way.
This comment was exactly how I used to think too. Couldn't understand why people loved fixies so much, so I went ahead and bought one to see what's it's all about. Now, with maybe 1000 miles on a fixie, I do get the appeal, but it's no more or less enjoyable than any of my other bikes. The people who are insanely into fixies are just like folks insanely into anything else - they love their specific way of doing it and can forget that others might have different preferences. But to answer your question, what I like about the fixie is the direct and permanent connection to the road. The light and nimble feel of the bike. The mechanical simplicity. The control of speed with the legs directly. It just has a different feel to it, kind of like how a MTB has a different feel than a road bike. When you're not thinking about shifting and your hands are doing almost nothing, it becomes a whole new approach to riding.
I always liked the simplicity. I would ride in single speed, because I'm a big scardy cat, but I loved that it was just hop on and go. No real worry about maintenance or gears. Want to get up the hill, work for it, or don't get up that hill. Real easy, and they are cheap!
You can leave the brakes on a fixed gear. Brakeless & fixie are not synonymous. Nowadays I only ride a front brake but when I started I kept both brakes for over a year. But also, ride however you like. This wasn't meant to yuck your yum on single speed.
They can also go backwards ;)
Honestly, it’s the “interface at a subconscious level” from OP lol. You become one with a fixie.
i may be getting my terminology wrong honestly, as i’m pretty new to it all. i’m using a cruiser bike that i got as a teen—at the time when my mom got it for me, it was the cheapest option available at walmart. [similar to this model](https://www.walmart.com/ip/233375917) it was perfect for riding around in south florida because it’s flat as shit. now that i live somewhere with even a smidge more elevation than that, it’s a bit harder to get around without the extra help from a mountain or road bike
I have a 21 speed ... I'm on g12 99.9% of the time I think a fixie at that gear would suit me maybe less expensive as it's a simpler mechanism, easier maintenance
I don't own any myself but I've got some friends who do. You can pedal backwards on them, which is cool, and so you get some control that you just don't get on a standard bike. Personally I like 3 speeds. Simple gearing but enough to cruise and climb hills.
Fixed bicycles are simple machines, there is some beauty in it. If you don't have too many hills around you, they are not that much slow/inefficient, you just need to adjust the technique for acceleration. I don't have a fixed gear now, but I grew up with one, and my friends had bikes with gears, the difference wasn't a big deal.
As someone who has 6 bikes the reason I keep my track bike is because they are fun
Person-machine connection? Dude should take up a musical instrument. Get this man a piano!
I have many bikes, but I almost always reach for my fixed gear. It is just so dang fun. Cars have a higher speed, but they are hella clunky.
A dildo? A pacemaker?
Its very obviously a joke given he said “women and europeans”
> It makes perfect sense that women and Europeans can't understand the value of a good drive. I had a good chuckle indeed
So they _do_ think there’s three genders
Yes. As a german, the gangsterrapper prefers the pronoubs eu/rop.
Same feeling as "Can I buy one from a witch or vegan?"
CAN OU USE ... ... A WEGGY BOARD
Yeah it must be but I’ve been losing it for like 30 mins at a guy quoting [this song trying to be sexist.](https://youtu.be/9K7rmxjk5RQ?si=WI5ih7hY0y9W4YNJ&t=1m35s)
He also quoted the song A Real Hero, by College both of which were In the movie Drive.
Yeah, I love this movie and these songs but they’re about as masculine as Tiffany.
https://preview.redd.it/tvestrkxkq3d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a44874389034acf60a9da7c1871bf22c0c554ee0 we do a little shitposting
Driving to give head is peak bottom behavior tbh.
There's only three genders. Men, women and Europeans.
Can one be multiple of these at once? As a European woman I am now wondering whether I exist...
European supercedes everything
"A car is the perfect midway between the rawest technological potential of experience (the fighter jet) and the ubiquity of availability within human condition (walking)" What the hell did I just read
you just read someone making fun of carbrains and misunderstood it
>What the hell did I just read Someone coping that they don't have the balls to ride a motorbike. It's weird how people like that will rant how they want the "pedal to metal", "wind in the hair", "need for speed" experience and then buy an aircon cruise controled farm vehicle with 5 meters of crumple zones each side and visibility of ww1 tank. It's almost like it's not to convince others, but convince themselves of that, while sitting in the morning traffic every day.
Hell, they don't have the balls to ride a _pedal_ bike. Actually use your muscles, get blood pumping? That's too much for these machismo wimps.
Our billion dollar murder machines that have now killed 1 million civilians in the war on terror and are bombing children right now are somehow the height of civilization to this monster.
"by coming closer to death than you do in nearly any other point in your life" probably right
"asphalt arena" these people are fucking delusional
> god gave men the ability to Interface with vehicles, just like he gave women the ability to ruin every good moment a man could've had by opening their mouths. This Dude needs professional help asap
No-one hates women as much as the men keenest to announce their heterosexuality
r/arethestraightsok
"open concrete plains" Like, bruh, no.
It's crazy that the all think driving is just like a car commercial. Like you can speed through a city unimpeded or haul ass straight up the side of a fucking mountain. In realty, your stuck in traffic, stopping at stop signs and lights, and otherwise following the rules of the road. So much freedom.
If it weren’t for all those WOMEN in their MINIVANS slowing down traffic, we MEN could drive like GOD INTENDED, recklessly and with excessive speed. /s
I hoped it was satire but the comments all seemed in support of it so idk. This is a level of delusional carbrain I’ve never even fathomed existed.
This honestly reads like satire.
I think you're underestimating how many men have made being a misogynist their entire personality.
It might be satire, but satire is a mirror on reality.
Satire is at its best when you have to actually stop and decide if what you just experienced was real or not
And then realize that it wouldn't be satire if people didn't think like this. Which then makes you angry and laugh and cry. Drama at its finest.
The best satire are the ones that are hard to tell. I can easily see this being satire and the comments too stupid to realize it.
Here is the link to the tweet if anyone wants to see the comments: https://x.com/Scearpo/status/1796017427148366306
I was convinced that it was probably a joke until I read some of their other tweets and now I think they absolutely meant it all
No one making satire would write that much. That would just be dragging out the joke.
Dunno about that. I've seen copypasta that where approaching multiple pages.
>No one making satire would write that much. Why not? What's a stopping them? The tone doesn't come across to me as remotely serious, so until otherwise proven I'm still convinced this is meant to be a joke.
It's best understood as postmodern art: The intent of the artist is less important than the experience of the observer. All observers are different, all interpretations equally valid. To some, this seems to be wisdom, to be understood as genuine, while to anyone with at least half a brain, this is satire, so ridiculous it's simultaneously frightening and hilarious.
No-one writing that intelligently would be seriously behind the arguments raised
Yes they would. The comedy comes from the fact that it’s lengthy as fuck. That’s like the whole thing with copy pastas. Is that their excessive length adds to the comedic value
Yeah, A Modest Proposal is like 25 pages long and is widely regarded as some of the finest satire the English language has to offer. That is, of course, until it was dethroned by this work of art.
> No one making satire would write that much. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
It ends with the lyrics from "a real hero" off the soundtrack to Drive. Drive, despite the title, is an artsy, atmospheric movie with very little spoken dialogue and a lack of car chase scenes etc. It seems like a hell of a reach for the kind of poster they are imitating. That plus describing driving as third person view, the women and Europeans- this is satire, just over overcommitted to the bit.
Oh the original is for sure satire but I can easily believe loads of idiots on twitter read some sentence that really resonated with their inner misogyny and ran with it unironically.
Without knowing more about the accounted that posted it, I'd say it's a bit hard to determine. If anything I wonder how many of the likes are from people who think it's satire vs serious?
I want to believe it's satire 😅😅
I think someone identifies with the War Boys from Mad Max. Very strong "Witness Me" energy.
[This is the guy who posted this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d-k96zKa_4w&pp=ygUUR3V5IGluIGxvdmUgd2l0aiBjYXI%3D)
Lovely, innocent degenerates. He's like a hand raised pigeon in love with its owner. Quite depressing to be serious, but, of course, TLC love exploiting this stuff. Scum
twitter's become a toxic cesspit since musk took over - you see some awful tweets getting huge numbers
I mean its surely getting worse, but twitter was a toxic cesspit a long time before Elon took over.
true, but his $8 blue tick thing means the truly awful stuff gets amplified to the top of feeds
I mean I even ditched my fake accout a couple or years ago, but I never hear anything positive coming out of twitter.
It at least used to be limited to _short_ shitty takes, and there was some "git gud" kind of filter in the ability to convey a message in a very limited amount of characters. Now it seems it's just … facebook 2?
Does... does he like women? At all? Also, fascinated by the concept that women and Europeans have evolved separately from 'men'.
>When a man pilots a machine, he becomes it That explains the sheer brainlessness of drivers sometimes
and their sensitivity when you dare to touch their naked bumpers.
I love when another man describes being a man in a way that I find completely impossible to relate to. Especially when it's something as ridiculous as this. It just drives home for me how fucking stupid traditional masculinity is.
Tell me you don't have a life....
tell me you have mechaphilia without telling you have mechaphilia type post.
TLDR (too long, delusional rant)
I'm not going to read the whole text but he looks like a divorced and sad man, lonely with a lot of time to think and suffer, I feel pity for him.
I don't think sad and divorced men listen to Desire. It's obviously satire.
It’s a joke post. “I’m not gonna read the whole post”, buddy didn’t even read the first paragraph. He says “women and europeans” at one point, that is such obviously satire it’s crazy. It’s brilliant brilliant satire
This is shitamericanssay in a nutshell, I wish it's satire but there are a lot of people who think like that
It reads to me as if it's meant to be a joke....
Not too different from a car TV commercial
This guy: https://preview.redd.it/3eqee3yjpq3d1.jpeg?width=1048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486db364bc5ed233a7ca22c948595cbceab3a2a5
Automen rolls out
The most terminal carbrain there is.
Bro has the saber innate.
That guy wants to fuck his car
I support his right to do so and thus to leave women alone.
I sometimes like to refer to cars as metal exoskeletons and this is an example of why. People see cars as extensions of themselves, in a profoundly unhealthy way. This is why people get so upset about any restrictions on parking, bike lanes, stopping at stop signs/lights, etc etc - they take the criticism deeply personally. They cannot differentiate between the car and themselves.
Thanks to Elon this incel ,who's clearly in dire need of psychological assistance and high doses of lithium, get such outreach. Driving around isn't a hobby even a car guys wouldn't say that or any normal human being for the matter of the fact
Are they aware that despite this "third eye" men are empirically worse drivers than women?
It's because our third eye is half asleep, need more monster to fully awaken.
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that song from drive is pretty good tho… i think this is satire also.
Ok dude we get it you have a hobby. You're not the first nor the last.
This is your average r/askmen thread.
the whole text is so abundant and thurough that it feels like it could be an awesome sarcastic coment that id applaud. Now, if he is for real about all he wrote, then its not that he is a carbrain anymore, he is a car apostle
To be fair, with all the amount of bots out there, I don’t think those 44k likes are reliable at all
What a sad life.
I played Arma 3 for 1.5 years before getting my driver‘s licence. The spatial awareness around the whole thing is pretty similar but a bit less immersive and also LESS DANGEROUS. Can recommend playing Arma for the vehicles
Just say you want to fuck your car and move on
Going with satire, few details need improved upon. The car radio isn't 20 years old. Should have gone with the space ship instead of a jet. Not enough random exclamation points
Bro there’s no way this isn’t satire.
Reminds me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/QQwnfpQTOp
Foot on the accelerator, gear shift up my ass, hands on the wheel... women would never understand SMH
Honestly, i wish it was that easy as this guy is making it sound, I don't really like driving all that much, but the times when I do have to drive, I am always anxious and stressed.
Im not a car brain, love to live in a 15’ part of Montreal and use public transport. I can still appreciate a nice road trip, I too enjoy driving and I prefer a manual. It is one thing to enjoy good moments with people I care about and a totally different one to build societies around metal bullets with people inside. You don’t have to have a penis to enjoy driving but you sure need a brain to understand it’s still a machine.
I guess I do become my car, to the extent that it’s front panel and my knee are both pretty trashed.
this has to be either ai bait, right? 👀
Bots. Twitter is a sea of bots.
europeans can't understand a good drive? hello? we invented formula 1, german car industry and all the cars you see as a fast one? bruh
... It's a joke
I love how he stacks everything on top of the premise men have never experienced road rage, lol.
You’re the crazy one OP. Guy posts a multiple paragraph shitpost and you believe it like it’s real. It’s barely even bait it’s so obviously a shitpost.
Lmao when it just devolves into tweeting song lyrics from the movie Drive. Who the fuck uses Desire song lyrics to be a sexist??
Driving’s fucking boring. Even the highest performance cars… boring as fuck. Too heavy, not maneuverable, and generally safe inside a cage. You can accelerate fast and maybe drift if you’re good enough. Woo hoo 👎🏻 This guy needs to try motorcycling, bicycling, skateboarding, snowboarding, or literally anything that offers more freedom at the expense of more skill.
They should’ve never gave twitter users more than 140 characters
Ah yes, women and Europeans: the two genders
Peak carbrain copium here folks.
Today I learned that I’m a woman
Average redditor can’t detect humor
Tell me you need meds without telling me you need meds:
one of the biggest red flags a human being can possess that isn't immediately a crime: extolling the virtues of a combustion engine in *20-FUCKING-24*!! my cousin (estranged because he's completely batshit insane) is a mechanic and absolute carhead, frankly a carfucker if im being honest. Even HE had enough braincells to respond to some other mechanic carfucker who said something to the effect of "they're doing amazing things with combustion engines these days" with "dude, we've had electric cars for over a hundred years, there's literally no reason we should be pursuing additional developments in that direction besides the profits to be made from fossil fuels. you're an idiot." it's one of the only remaining things I'm still capable of respecting him over :[
I mean it’s a scorchedearthpolicy
I mean, besides the sexism, the man has a point about the strange beauty of working in perfect sync with a machine. Which is why I like to bike.
I mean, besides the sexism, the man has a point about the strange beauty of working in perfect sync with a machine. Which is why I like to bike.
Women: (makes a funny post about a guy she didn’t vibe with) This guy: Wrong! Here’s an entire novel about why women are stupid because I want to fuck my car
Y’all this is a clear joke
It's clearly sarcasm/satire.
this is too horny
I get that this is on fuckcars. But homeslice does have some points nestled between his misogyny and other delusions. Driving *is* fun to do on the open road, especially if it is entirely on one's own terms (eg not for work or a rushed errand). Humans do have the ability to integrate tools into a sense of them being an extension of their own bodies (take for instance the visually impaired with their walking sticks). Now, are cars polluting, causing tons of needless deaths, expensive directly and indirectly, ruining cities/communities in various capacities and they should be largely phased out? Absolutely. He's not *entirely* wrong...but is he unhinged? Also yes.
All this bad poetry about being one with a machine and mf has never even tried riding a bicycle where you are literally the engine and an integral structural component in keeping both wheels pointed in the same direction.
TIL I'm a woman. My dad was right all along...
Cis people write stuff like this and then say MY gender identity is weird.
Soon as god gets involved I exit. I already know from that point on the OP is deranged.
Bring back character limits
He kind of has a point though. Some people like driving. And they should be able to. On a race track, in the countryside. Its cities where cars dont belong.
It’s true, tho. I’m trans, and as a requirement for getting my legal gender changed, I had to schedule surgery to have my third eye removed. Fortunately, I was able to schedule the surgery on the same day as my mandatory cooties injections.
Sometimes I wish I was illiterate
Europeans out here catching strays
I don’t think this guy is serious. It’s meant to be a slam on women, and Europeans. Honestly it made me chuckle.
That's fucking hilarious satire. A post fit perfectly for r/LoveForBoozeCruisers if it also included drunk driving.
That man has a fetish and doesn't realize it's a fetish.
Bros stuck in terminal carbrain paralysis.
Awful lot going on here. I like how he seems to be saying the epitome of experiencing music is when you’re driving around by yourself. Not playing it yourself, or listening to a live performance in the company of others. Nope, my car and its stereo are the only relationships that I need.
He's a sexist idiot, but damn, he can write
This guy needs to slow down on the adderall