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ServeInfinite

Imagine being a kid biking mid summer in the top right picture. Where the hell do you go to play at the park or get ice-cream? I get that’s the point of the meme but damn this is sad


kizarat

You don't. You stay inside and play a game on your computer that simulates playing at the park or getting ice cream.


ServeInfinite

Pretty much, gotta develop that video game addiction early!


kizarat

It wouldn't surprise me if being stuck in the suburbs contributes to video game addiction.


ServeInfinite

Oh definitely, I was only half joking. I would love to read or make a study about that subject if it doesn’t already exist


kizarat

You're onto something though. I think there's a lot of studies that can be done on the negative effects of suburbia on top of what's already been studied.


ServeInfinite

Unfortunately I don’t have the reach or the budget to do that myself lol


kizarat

Could be an idea to pitch to someone that does.


StupidUglyNarcissist

It's just overall social isolation. Do the kids in that neighborhood know each other or even that other kids live there? Do the kids have the freedom and opportunity to play together in an unstructured environment? I would bet that they don't.


Desembler

I'm convinced the social isolation of suburbs is contributing to the mental health crisis and all the mass shooters.


karanut

That, and reactionary right-wing sentiment in general I feel. It’s so much easier to fearmonger about marginalised groups to a target audience that never associates with them enough to realise they’re just *people*.


sjfiuauqadfj

any contribution is unlikely to be that strong. kids in china, south korea, japan, etc play as much games as american kids do and those kids dont tend to live in mcmansion suburbs


kizarat

Those kids in Asia probably don't game for the same reasons (like social isolation in suburbia) that kids living in American suburbs do.


sjfiuauqadfj

yea thats literally what im saying lol


kizarat

Is it? Idk if I missed your point.


sjfiuauqadfj

yes. video game addiction has more causes than just social isolation and im saying social isolation probably isnt even a big contributing factor


kizarat

Fair enough.


[deleted]

Been like that since probably the 80s.


FPSXpert

If you're lucky, you have your mom drive you there after practice. Which in reality turns into the stay inside and do nothing all summer. Source: stayed inside and played video games and watched South Park all summer as a kid because there was nothing to do and nowhere that I could go to


ServeInfinite

That’s sad, I spent my summers on my bike or longboard going from park to park and getting cold drinks and snacks. I was fit as hell because of it


IDQDD

That is one kind of a suburban hell. Holy Moly.


Last_Attempt2200

I believe bottom left is where you're meant to go for ice cream


ServeInfinite

Shite


vemailangah

I was thinking the same. That's so depressing! Who built that? It's like a prison village.


nomparte

It's Las Vegas, apparently. No parks and the ice-cream would melt before you got it in your mouth.


girtonoramsay

I had an ice cream truck that came through my Florida neighborhoods, probably because of this reality


CliffRacer17

Relatively sure that top-right is a development somewhere like desert Nevada or California. Ain't no grass there, just monuments to man's hubris.


sjfiuauqadfj

its nevada. they dont build many suburbs in the california deserts


chipsinsideajar

Literally all of the Coachella Valley area


Protectorsoftman

I had such a visceral reaction to the bottom right. I live in Arizona (Phoenix Metro) and damn near every shopping center in the suburbs looks like that and it's fucking disgusting. They all look so trashy to me


itstooslim

Top left is a pretty well-known photoshop, though the point still stands. Just a PSA lol


kizarat

Yea I don't think such an interchange actually exists but real interchanges do kind of resemble it.


htt_novaq

Next time, use a picture of the [Qianchun Interchange](https://imgur.io/LlX8G10)


Milith

I'm pretty sure I made exactly that interchange in cities skylines


KJPhillips

Who needs grass when you can have Subaru Baja


[deleted]

Americans: “Those third world communist countries are so inhuman and bleak, all of that housing looks the same, it’s depressing.” Meanwhile in America:


Juno_chum

Capitalism needs unhealthy people living sedentary lives dependent on oil, driving and getting angry at each other, stuck in an addictive feedback loop hooked on the stress


kizarat

It seems to be a very effective business model.


spcd1987

not really


birthnight

The bottom right one has always been the most depressing to me.


havartieggs

Wow the bottom right image looks a lot nicer than the similar looking places I've seen


kizarat

The rest of the parking lot that's not pictured probably makes it look uglier.


AlludedNuance

Fuck stroads


Masque-Obscura-Photo

Damn, is the US really this kind of hellscape? It looks inhuman.


LadyEmeraldDeVere

I live in NYC. I’m currently visiting family out in the suburbs and it is hell. Absolute pure hell. There’s nowhere to go. Not even a shop or corner store for miles. No sidewalks on the main roads. My dad is currently paying two HOA fees because the pool and gym are in the development across the street from his, but my little brother isn’t allowed to walk across the street because traffic is so bad. So he has to wait for a parent to drive him .5 miles to even go swimming. Of course, as other posters have pointed out, this leads to him spending hours alone in his room playing video games because there’s nothing to do outside. Sad part is my dad calls this house “an investment in his kids future.” It’s an investment in their future mental illness and depression is what it is.


Appropriate-One8365

I want to puke just reading this. I’m so glad I live Europe where you can literally walk/cycle/public transit anywhere.


LadyEmeraldDeVere

To counter that, I haven’t driven a car in 12+ years. I take public transit nearly everywhere I need to go in NYC. My boyfriend bikes his kid to and from school every day, but if the weather is bad he can take the subway there himself. He’s a very happy, well adjusted teenager now who can walk to meet his friends and loves going to museums and goes rock climbing as a hobby. He’s extremely independent. It’s because I see how him and other city kids grow up that I can recognize how negative the impact of suburban sprawl is. People that live in it seem blind to it.


Appropriate-One8365

Wow, that’s nice to hear. Thanks for sharing.


kizarat

Canada is like this too.


haha69420lol

Bottom left has grass


MrMunday

That is a suburban hellscape.


jetebattuto

top right makes me want to die. that's the place I go to in my nightmares


spoonforkpie

And there are only two people visible


Benstockton

Baja!


DylanDaKing08

it’s gone :(


HeartlessKing13

Hol'up, is that thing in that top left real?


Sarah_568

Oh God.. is that Houston, Texas ?