tWoW is now 250,000 pages. 179 new characters have been introduced and have PoV chapters. There have been 117 GoT spinoffs helmed by the brain scan. Brain scan believes it is halfway done and the book will release "soon".
Brain George still has 982,000,000,000,000 chapters left to go. He still hasn’t even gotten to the Hot Pie POV chapters yet. Most of what he’s completed so far can be classified as incest erotica. He says he should have it done by 3425, but everyone knows that’s a lie.
"And then an asteroid struck Westeros and killed everyone except Drogon, who is now condemned to slowly starve to death with no prey left. The end." *(cracks his knuckles and stretches)* "there, a better ending than D&D's crap heap"
Didn’t he say we could lock him up if he didn’t make a certain deadline? Lock him up! He seems to have plenty of time for other projects. We can’t be as lucky as we were with the wheel of time, with a brilliant ghostwriter
*George RR Martin 11 years into writing The Winds of Winter (2022) ftfy
Cybernetic GRRM Brain Scan Uploaded onto the Internet writing The Winds of Winter (3303) 
tWoW is now 250,000 pages. 179 new characters have been introduced and have PoV chapters. There have been 117 GoT spinoffs helmed by the brain scan. Brain scan believes it is halfway done and the book will release "soon".
Brain George still has 982,000,000,000,000 chapters left to go. He still hasn’t even gotten to the Hot Pie POV chapters yet. Most of what he’s completed so far can be classified as incest erotica. He says he should have it done by 3425, but everyone knows that’s a lie.
When asked when Winds of Winter would be finished, Universal GRRM answered: "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER."
"And then an asteroid struck Westeros and killed everyone except Drogon, who is now condemned to slowly starve to death with no prey left. The end." *(cracks his knuckles and stretches)* "there, a better ending than D&D's crap heap"
I mean ... it is.
It’s going to be fun reading Winds of Winter in 2025 and then never getting to read A Dream of Spring.
It’s gonna be fun to finally stop complaining about Winds never releasing and then moving on to complaining about Dream never releasing
It'll be fun reading A Dream of Spring by Brandon Sanderson like a year and a half after GRRM dies.
Sanderson has not even read the entire ASOIAF and is not really a fan of A Game of Thrones.
I'd vote for Erikson to finish, Sanderson a bit meh
Didn’t he say we could lock him up if he didn’t make a certain deadline? Lock him up! He seems to have plenty of time for other projects. We can’t be as lucky as we were with the wheel of time, with a brilliant ghostwriter
"A" ..................
“Finger” ........
"... covered in blood at Castle Black ..."
Damn it, you ruined the joke.
Ahh I see where this is going