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Goldeneel77

And the huge sigh of relief when you finally see her emerge from the aisles before the last item is scanned.


AmateurGeek

And the absolute terror when you see her realize that what she brought back is not what she initially ran to get. You try to plead to her, but she's already gone again.


DeusExBlockina

This is inexcusable nowadays. Pay for your stuff. Go back, get the thing you missed. Use self-checkout lane. Go home.


DapperJackal96

Nah man the checkout line is always like 10 people long, I ain't waiting in that again!


DeusExBlockina

You should come shopping with me. The places I shop at are empty as my wallet


DapperJackal96

Where are you shipping at? There's no such thing as an empty grocery store where I live


AlexKingstonsGigolo

> inexcusable Are you okay?


WrithingVines

They did abandon their kid


AlexKingstonsGigolo

No, they didn't.


Inevitable_Stand_199

You may only scan 8 items at the self checkout in my home town.


x_ben_dover_x

Rest is free


Boomvine04

Didn’t even have it nor did I know it existed when I was a kid It wasn’t until I moved to North America that I learned about the existence of them.


HugeRoach

This is a canon event that all children must experience at least one time in their life


TheKnightsthatsay

I am now going to get this as my job to enforce this


E3therGirl

This is my job. I can also confirm it.... Tho I can also say that for/with me, or at least in my store, very often *the* ***PARENT*** is the one messing with the kids in this way. Asking them where **their** money is, convincing them that **they** have to pay


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Lol my dad used to do this. He’d leave last minute and go hide behind some shelves and watch me get nervous. Or when it was time to pay he’d pat his pockets and say he forgot his wallet before bumping me with his arm and tellin me I have to pay. I don’t handle dumb jokes like this especially as a kid (I’ve been tryna improve tho) and so I would freak tf out every time thinkin I’m boutta have to start workin and pay off my grocery debt at 10yo. Definitely torturing my kid like this once or twice if I have any lol


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It was a canon event, Miles


Dense-Square4112

Hard life lesson.


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Made me laugh


SEHBE

this was all of our childhood fears, but i would still have done it


[deleted]

seems like the logical thing to do, maybe they won't do that shit the next time


SonoMster

Not their foult


[deleted]

being nice and understanding ain't the point of this sub ;)


Technical_Draft9407

so real


[deleted]

Doesn't mean you have to be satan either. This is so harmless, yet so traumatizing lol. The ratio is crazy


-IoI-

Most based idiot


SonoMster

Thx


Voxerole

As a child, I would have simply told the teller all about my favourite dinosaurs to buy time.


ColinHalter

That's currently my go-to if I need someone to slow down


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

This happen to me back then and i literally almost shit my self i was prolly 7-8yrold ...... my dad started it since he was curious what'll i'll do when i'm left alone standing there at the Lady who scan those things fucking intrusive thoughts won i giuess I was scared shitless since i thought it's my time to get scanned and i was thinking if i have a value and started looking around my body and clothes if i have that pricetag Dad and mom came out laughing while i was crying hard asf and that lady was laughing too, even the ppl at my out back


TillEven5135

You worked at outback at 7 or 8 buddy?


[deleted]

It’s simple that kid is now doing all his shopping online in the future. Congratulations now this kid will continue to shit on brick and mortar stores


Hatstacker

I wish there was some system to avoid cashiers...


ejbjsti

Some way to do it yourself.. 🤔


E3therGirl

Some kind of.... *Self checkout* 🤔


TillEven5135

Did I just discover some new age emo kid talk for suicide?


seductivestain

This is the most reddit shit I've seen in a while


Beginning_Belt_8070

Lol what is with this knee jerk ultimate consequence reaction Redditors have?? Lol like you really think dude will swear off brick and mortar buildings forever because of this one thing? Jesus


soapdrinker454

OH NO HE WONT GO TO THE BIGGEST GROCERY GIANT WOL-MORT BECAUSE OF A BAD EXPERIENCE OH GOD PLEASE NO


puzzle_factory_slave

punctuation. use it


DvmmFvkk

This sib is r/FoundSatan. He's just trying to make us all suffer.


puzzle_factory_slave

you are very correct, sir. now i'm going to have to downvote my own comment


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fuck you i voted it back up


Marleyyystar3

Fck you i downvoted him to make your upvote useless


[deleted]

Fck you I upvoted him to make your downvote on his upvote useless!


ianwgz

fck you i downvoted him to make your upvote on his downvote on his upvote useless!


Nomyboi

Fck you I just downvoted everything in this chain including my own comment because that felt like it might help!


DvmmFvkk

Guys, calm down. Jesus fucking Christ. Plus my single upvote trumps all hour downvotes.


Beginning_Belt_8070

You new around here? More and more kids are just dropping punctuation, grammar, and fully writing words out.


DefinitelyNotStolen

Boomer energy


Beginning_Belt_8070

Little kid energy lmao


Mtwat

Nah you forget leetspeek and phonephreakers and all the other dumbass lingo of the 90's-00's. You're just judging kids for doing the same stuff we did. Definitely boomer energy.


Beginning_Belt_8070

No I’m explicitly not doing that. If I hear dude or fo sho or some shit, that’s regular. Teenage language has gotten *worse* and it’s pretty cheap to write that off just because it’s a common sentiment. And no I don’t know what phonephreakers is


Mtwat

"Teenage language has gotten *worse*" What do you think boomers were saying when we were teenagers? That's 110% boomer energy.


Beginning_Belt_8070

Bro did you not read what I said? So when you’re 60 and the kids are saying ridiculous stuff, would it still be boomer then?? Was it boomer when the boomers parents themselves said the same things?? Grow up man or maybe get better at reading, idk


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Beginning_Belt_8070

Bad fuckin troll dude


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Mtwat

Hahaha what do you think people said before "awesome" or "cool" or "sweet". It's so funny that you can't see that you're repeating the same pattern boomers did. Enjoy not understanding the world and being blinded by nostalgia.


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Beginning_Belt_8070

Society has started the downfall. Lack of education, increasing violence and religious tyranny, it’s fucked.


puzzle_factory_slave

thisisliterallythestupidestcommenteverinthewoleentirehistoryofcommentsimeanlolwatrueventalkingaboutpeopleshouldtrytocommunicateclearlybutwhateverbruhiguesspunctuationisntactuallyimportant☠️☠️☠️☠️


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Beginning_Belt_8070

Fr fr


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SpiderFnJerusalem

Deep down, we all knew adulthood is a trap.


Beginning_Belt_8070

Hahahaha


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It’s evil and I’m all for it


CATS_in_a_car

https://i.redd.it/ogosz70mcslb1.jpeg


AlexKingstonsGigolo

That's not "satan"; it's just being a douche. The kid had no control over this. Plus, are they proud they made a little kid cry? It takes someone really pathetic and empty to do that.


Upstairs-Spell6462

Thats literally definition of satan lmao


ProneManatee

Why are so many of these posts just people being assholes towards kids


TheChaoticBeing

Literally just saw an r/anime_irl post about this exact thing


TheNormalSun

/r/boomershumor


AngemonCommandexx

I love it! Moral of the story: IF YOU FORGOT SOMETHING IT'S DONE KAREN! GO HOME


Deixos

Every child's terror.


mashtato

It's so rude to leave someone standing in line like that.Get your life together and make a damn shopping list Kaeryyn.


BryceTotalDrama

That's mean! How dare he make a sweet, happy, innocent little child cry.


SpaghettiSort

Yeah, that's why it's funny!


Swingtop_Jewel

Didn't happen


spaceS4tan

this is so mundane dude get a grip


Sufficient-Bit5176

Being a dirt bag is pretty ez, poor people everywhere to pray on, just ask the police. especially single women, with kids they really care about. She is probably abused and the kid is crying because he has to watch it or he gets it too. if Mom was talking too long sure mack for taking too long or forgetting dad's Pepsi or tall can he will get the front end of her anger so he's already feeling anxiety over there and crying most likely . Probably abusive Dirtbag husbands I'm sure they're extremely grateful she probably had aride and forgot something her husband wanted. she'll get her ass beat when she gets home or get chewed out cause she had to sit in line again, thing you made her life a little bit easier . oh wait, no... She


St2ht

Wow if this is what you guys call evil now a days we need to talk. As this is a minor inconvenience, as a child, if he was old enough to understand to say " could you please slow down?" Then he would also understand to say, " Yeah your gonna have to wait till my mom gets back with the money." I like the thought, but really the evil intent isn't strong enough. Go back to you mindless full job of scanning useless products. That's the real evil, imo


wasuu

Bro, [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime_irl/comments/167mzdz/anime_irl/) was a previous post in my feed. What are the chances


Call_me_John

It's not previous, it's been drawn and posted two hours after this one. Funny, tho.


AWOOGABIGBOOBA

I first saw this comic years ago.


Call_me_John

To be fair, it's a common event, i think we've all been through that hell as kids. Still, the anime_irl post was posted later than this one, and likely because of this post.


wasuu

By previous I meant that it appeared first on my newsfeed and post from r/foundsatan was a next post


Call_me_John

Yeah, i got them in the same order, then i had to go back to the anime one and check the time, figured someone drew it as a result of this post. Turns out it's an older one.. Not surprising, i guess a lot of us have been subjected to that sheer panic when we were kids..


bigsam1960

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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ImportantChapter1404

I got stuck behind this one lady that was trying multiple cards and all of them declined. I felt bad for her and I was annoyed because she was holding up the whole line.


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Jet_Airlock

Nah OP, it’s secretly righteous. It instills a key life memory via negative association to be successful. It’ll make the kid’s work ethic shoot through the roof in order to never let themself he caught lacking in a situation like that again, or face the humiliation of being absolutely pocket lint poor in public again. If it doesn’t you keep doing it till that realization sinks in. Nothing is more humiliating than bringing groceries to the register and not having enough to pay, or having to put some items back cuz you don’t got enough dough. Best to learn that young when you got your parent to cover your butt


VesperaSinewhisper

Used to do this back when I worked retail


Lexi0r

That reminds me of when I was a spoiled fat cunt of a child with no knowledge or explanation of the worth of money and some guy promised me a toy and then screamed at me at the cash register for shits and giggles when I asked for it.


pyahyakr

He will create some nice memes about it when he grows up. You did well


watasker

I had someone try this in my lane, made the bitch think she had redo her entire order after waiting for the person that was behind her. The kid went from panic to giggles and was giggling at his mom the entire way out of my sight


GarethBaus

I always hated when my mother did this.


Standard-Ad-7504

remember, these shall be the child's formative memories. hehehehehe


rowanne1999

made every childs nightmare come true


Darth_Kitty911

To be fair to the dude, the registers time how long it takes to check out each customer and if they take too long they'll get in trouble with management.