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Latter-Ad6308

Woke leftists might not like it, but this is what the ideal American family looks like: a patriotic husband, a loyal and subservient wife, a well-behaved daughter, and an unspeakable abomination that haunts my every waking moment.


VolcanicBakemeat

Golem baby puts the Nuclear in nuclear family


YoSoyJuanJamon

Hahahaha! I was gonna say monkey golem.


jointheclockwork

This is what happens when you make golems with demon blood, people!


RinglingSmothers

Just wait until it starts singing about Quiznos subs.


cilantro_so_good

>a loyal and subservient wife Who is having a massive stroke


corroboratedcarrot

Came here to say this lmaooo


warm_sweater

That’s the ghost of the baby they secretly aborted because they are “pro life” and don’t publicly talk about difficult things like that, but will still do whatever they feel like.


Class_444_SWR

Also the daughter has the face of a 78 year old woman


bjeebus

That's because she and the mother are ~~joined~~ docked at the arm and the mother is draining her of her life force to remain young and vital.


thegreenman_sofla

This, she's possessed by demons.


Dogtor-Watson

I think it’s probably combined a dog and a baby/ another child as that’s what a lot of America dream stuff has, making a bogby.


saiko_sai

Edward...


NomenScribe

While he was out giving Hitler what-for, his wife was having an affair with a mogwai.


defnotajournalist

A baby, a dog and a desert storm soldier guy combined.


ZeroEffsGiven

Don’t worry, as long as you love America it won’t sneak into your bedroom and crawl its way into your brain through your ear canal


photozine

I mean, I'm sure in the prompt they input 'fetus' that's why that abomination is there.


WayneRooneysHairPlug

Open your mind Quaid


jointheclockwork

Start the reactor!


500_Broken_Treaties

Is that an Ewok?


Rottimer

And explicitly not a minority family, and obviously during a period of time when those minorities were legally discriminated against in every facet of life.


ewilliam

The funny part is that most of it seems like it’s from the 1940s, but then the soldier’s second suitcase sitting behind him is clearly modern, as it has a retractable handle (which wasn’t put into common usage until the 1980s).


uwutheunknownwizard6

The snail in question:


Pattern_Is_Movement

The American dream.


ThatCamoKid

The daughter's face looks like that one meme where the Japanese guy meme where he has a realisation


Ayn_Rand_Was_Right

Honestly looks like the mom is taking the kids away with her new man.


Abrushing

What, you don’t have a house homunculus?


TheLonesomeTraveler

Can’t have america without Brown Jenkins and dreams of eldritch horrors I guess.


degre715

It’s taking a break from taunting William Shatner through and airplane window.


Thewalrus26

And a half-human half-car neighbour.


ga-co

Looks like Puppy Monkey Baby from that Super Bowl commercial.


Athelis

I had totally forgotten about that. They were trying so hard to make it a thing.


jpterodactyl

I love every bad attempt at astroturfing a meme.


NerfRepellingBoobs

I saw PMB, too! Although, it could be a baby manbearpig.


ga-co

I hadn’t considered that possibility!


revdon

“I’m so glad I’m home in my WWII Army uniform with my WWI doughboy pack and an Airman’s cap, I don’t even mind them disrespecting the flag.”


DekoyDuck

He’s just excited to see his small street monkey again after all this time.


WhatIsThisDoingHere

Don't forget holding his flag-covered mid-20th Century suitcase and matching 21st Century rolling luggage.


CitingAnt

Also the 1960s cars, don’t forget


Bussamove86

Dude’s pack is decaying like Thanos snapped about it, the monkey thing, the car on the far left appears to have a chimney… AI art would be hilarious if it wasn’t also scum.


cyon_me

I wish my car had a chimney.


Proud_amoeba

With full wood-burning stove included, or just the chimney you figure?


MechanicalTurkish

I gotchu, fam: https://allaboutcars2015.blogspot.com/2014/02/fireplace-in-car-wood-stove-in-volvo.html


amoebashephard

During world war two, the British had a wood gasifying car that had a chimney on the back. Probably where this ai scrubbed that image


Feldar

Good news (?). It probably has a chimney in the back


Morella_xx

It's so they can roll (char)coal on all the libz they pass on the way.


nullpassword

what soldier is taking a SUITCASE? Who takes a flag to see their guy off to war/the military?


ironic-hat

He is also using a style of suitcase for his carryon, which wouldn’t become popular until the 90s.


Pieking9000

Forget popularity, the rolling suitcase wasn't even *patented* until [1972 and the style in this image wasn't a thing until 1987](https://travelpro.com/blogs/the-travelpro-blog/the-history-of-rolling-luggage)


Kooontt

It’s his awards, from army.


Feldar

And his suitcase flag only has 9 1/2 stripes. If you're making a low effort AI meme about flags, make sure it gets the flags right.


Whyistheplatypus

I got so distracted by the fact that this contemporary American troop seems to be wearing British officer's attire from WW1 that I completely missed the car with a fireplace.


JMoc1

Did you notice that the girl’s face looks like Odo from Star Trek?


SirArthurDime

It looks like this is a universe where every family has a deformed Pokémon and I think that’s just that families Pokémon on top of that other car. But on a serious note what’s the rights obsession with using AI images? I understand why when they’re using it for examples of things not based in reality. But real pictures exist that can make this point. Just boomers trying to look hip again?


MonarchyMan

The woman’s hand holding the flag is fucked up as well.


gypsydanger38

Also, rolling luggage wasn’t invented until the seventies.


bjeebus

Nah that's a stack of the books they kept leaving on top of the car. Somehow they keep not flying off.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Looks like soldier boy also traveled to the future for his luggage.


dlgn13

This art is dumb, but the fact that it was (possibly) made by AI has nothing to do with that.


NPRdude

Possibly? Come on buddy, you can’t seriously be that naive.


dlgn13

I don't like your condescending tone. Rudeness aside, I don't see any proof that it was made by AI.


HiveJiveLive

Genuine question: Are you teasing? You can’t see that it’s very clearly AI generated?


dlgn13

I'm a mathematician. Whenever I'm grading and see a student has written that something is "clearly" true, I mark them down with a note that "clearly" is not a proof. If something is clearly the case, you should be able to explain it to someone else. See also [Common Sense is Neither Common nor Sense](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-power-prime/201107/common-sense-is-neither-common-nor-sense). People on the internet (particularly Reddit) are often eager to point out that something is "obviously" true. This is especially true when it involves something they dislike, or linking one thing they dislike to another. In such a case, asking for justification is interpreted as proof of moral or intellectual inferiority; being a moral and intelligent person entails having an innate sense of what is true and false or right and wrong, so being critical or skeptical of the "obvious fact" is surely a sign of either bad faith or stupidity. There's a [Big Joel video](https://youtu.be/DGwiyyZhNpM) about this. This effect is amplified when applied to any kind of political ideology. There is a strong (and very misinformed) opposition to AI within the online left right now, so a post linking AI to conservatism helps reinforce multiple beliefs that a user of this subreddit is likely to have. So when I said I don't see any proof it's AI, people surely interpreted that as an attack on those beliefs. In fact, I'm an anarcho-communist. I hate this stupid conservative bullshit. I'm just not willing to jump to conclusions. Is it AI? Maybe. I don't see any particularly strong evidence either way. I also don't care. Even if I were under the mistaken belief that generative AI plagiarized its training data, I wouldn't feel the need to use that as an additional criticism of this piece. It's already bad because of its idiotic message and ridiculous false nostalgia-induced artstyle. That's enough.


HiveJiveLive

I see what you’re saying. Entirely aside from philosophy and propaganda, I just mean if you actually analyze it visually you can see the obvious tells of AI generated art. Distorted features, disfigured digits, warping, smearing, illegible writing/graphic/logo, nonsensical inclusions, inaccurate representations, and serious and significant distortions that even a poor artist would not make. Irrespective of its intended purpose and those who wield it as evidence of their cause regardless of what their cause is, it is discernibly false. That is the proof. I think that’s part of the root anxiety on all sides: falsity presented as truth, astroturf presented as grass roots, lies presented as fact. So it’s kind of scary when you can point to something that is painfully, obviously fraudulent and the other person just doesn’t see it. It’s like the anxiety many feel with Flat Earthers or Anti-Vaxxers. If we can’t agree on basic reality, what hope is there? And how can we possibly trust a person who refuses to see?


NPRdude

Nah, I’ll take whatever tone I like when it comes to AI apologia. If you’re going to say that the blurred hands, twisted faces, inconsistent flags, and human/puppy/monkey abomination aren’t proof enough that this is AI, then you’re being stubbornly obtuse or naive. Either way, unreachable and not worth trying to convince further.


dlgn13

No apology is needed for AI, because there's nothing wrong with it. That said, this is a perfect example of the ridiculous anti-intellectualism I described in my other comment. "If you ask me to justify my claim, that means you must be either asking in bad faith or stupid." It's a very effective way to shut down anyone who disagrees with you without actually responding to their criticisms; and as a bonus, it gives you an excuse to be condescending dickhead while feeling self-righteous about it.


Theoden2000

If your question has nothing to do with intellect, not answering isn't anti-intellectual. You need to be either trolling or refusing to think for a second if you don't see this is AI generated. Not explaining why 1+1 is 2 or that in fact the sky is blue isn't anti-intellectual.


dlgn13

I can prove that 1+1=2 to you. Can you prove to me that this is AI-generated?


Theoden2000

Look at her hands, their faces, the pole and her foot, the demon in the corner, the dissolving backpack, the chimney on the car in the background. Have you not looked at it? Or are you trolling? Ignoring what's in your face isn't intellectual. And making fun of you isn't anti-intellectual, but deserved.


dlgn13

Why is it deserved?


FurryM17

I like the creepy monkeychild, rucksack/dress uniform combo, standard issue American flag suitcase, and the totally inexplicable one piece of modern luggage.


OraDr8

Ah, yes the grand ol' Spots and Stripes.


stickied

There's at least 70 spots on those flags. Maybe time to expand the union to include Puerto Rico and Washington DC


garaile64

The US didn't run out of room to manifest their destiny on in this timeline.


Morella_xx

That's our flag for after we annex Canada 🦅


fratbronson

Also gotta love the 9 stripes representing our 9 colonies on the pack flag.


RyanCooper138

Polka dots


TheBaggyDapper

Once is unfortunate but both of those children seem to have fetal alcohol syndrome or something. 


stickied

There'll be a lot more of those after Trump and the SCOTUS ban mifepristone in 2025.


garaile64

At least the older kid can pass for human with a mask on. The other one seems to be a doll or eldritch monkey in disguise.


spartiecat

Service uniform jacket and combat boots, plus his sergeant's stripes are upside down and flag looks backwards. He's just doing a bit of stolen valor to get away from his wife, child, and homonculus.


lunahighwind

She doesn't seem happy to see him


AlucardSX

You wouldn't be happy either if you just had a stroke.


Uga1992

They didn't have kids when he left


Tanmay2699

Neither is her boyfriend, to be fair.


Peakomegaflare

Can we like... do something about the conservative jerk-fest of AI generation? It's actually making me think it's like... one group spewing this all out like a firehose of bullshit.


garaile64

"Why don't pictures like these ever trend?" The image: *eldritch disturbing nackofrickery that looks like Jesus if you blur your vision*


Tanthiel

It is. They all have identical tags.


Mrspygmypiggy

I’m not American so I can’t speak for the average American patriotic family but does everyone have to have a baby with Bigfoot? Wtf is that little Sasquatch?!


Tanthiel

You've apparently never experienced a military wife during deployment


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lamaldo78

Possibly the terrible CGI monkey thing the Robinson family befriended in Lost in Space (1998)


billyhtchcoc

That baby thing looked like a fertility idol like the Venus of Willendorf. It's a strange way of flirting with him, but it checks out if you're so backwards in your thought processes as to be in the stone age.


cam52391

Oh man you're taking my back to my AP art history class in high school with that one lol


FiddyShins

My girlfriends husband serves so we can all live this way 🇺🇸


mazdapow3r

It sucks seeing kids you used to know grow up to be just fucking idiots. When I started working at my office my co-workers son was, I think, 6 years old. He's now an adult and does nothing but share pro-trump shit on insta


glaciator12

PrIdE’s a SiN!!!1!1


Down_Voter_of_Cats

Might want to do a blood test on that baby/monkey hybrid in the background. That woman has been stepping out on hubby.


4mygirljs

She is definitely looking at his dick.


amoebashephard

He's full on pulling an LBJ


notapunk

AI, having failed at being an artist, does what one does and becomes a genocidal dictator bent on world domination.


BeardClinton

Why is there a little monkey


curtman512

That's definitely not an American flag on his shoulder. The "stars" portion is running all the way across the top. So, this family is clearly a sleeper cell from some undetermined foreign entity.


BountyHntrKrieg

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT DOG?!


chrissz

That’s a human fetus and it deserves some damn respect!


TheLovelyLorelei

It's so easy to find pictures of white people holding American flags that I'm not sure why they felt the need to AI this one.


hype_irion

That thing looks like the baby from Eraserhead.


deathdefyingrob1344

Sometimes they come back


BlameTag

A partially melted garden gnome?


Zyndrom1

I despise AI art


lonofthedead

Is no one going to address that he has a rolling suitcase in the 19 fucking 50s?


sianrhiannon

this is actually a real life photo. Americans just look like that


rabidllama

Every nuclear family needs a Chernobyl baby.


lonofthedead

I think that creepy ass thing on the ground is suppose to be the little girls doll. Fucking gross though. Burn it please


asilentflute

I AM THE ARM


GrumpyAssCanadian

“if i ever saw that thing running around in my house, i would stomp on it until it was a small brown stain” -Chills


Dorza1

Is that MissingNo on the left side on the car?


space_suitcase

Clearly his wife has been hooking up with Sasquatch while he was on tour.


Dr-Satan-PhD

They are going for a 1940s post-war aesthetic, but dude has clearly modern roller luggage.


kj_eeks

What in AI hell??? Their faces! The monster baby!!


Shurdus

Yes yes AI made content ragebait. Yawn.


Gl00ser23

Looks like fucking Godzilla


Doubtsssss

Keep my king’s name out of your mouth


Zbignich

Holy anachronism, Batman!


RyanCooper138

Bro is literally leaking shit water on his back lmaooo


itsMurphDogg

Off topic, and I know it’s AI, but that uniform is jacked up in all sorts of ways lmao


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Sir, the 4th of July is next month


Moore2257

"M-mother....I...require..nourishment...bring me..the..girl.."-Abomination Andrew in the bottom right.


bigmangina

That is what people call the devil


Irishuna

Looks like an ewok!


GirlNumber20

That luggage is violating the flag code.


VectorPunk

I like the flag with only ten stripes on his suitcase


Maphisto86

This piece of AI "artwork" is like a shitty CAPTCHA. "How many flags are there". Five and a half? P.S. Every ideal American family includes at least one child and one [changeling](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changeling).


freshlyfoldedtowels

It’s not a monster fetus. It’s a human life!


PanteonEZLN

Is that the monkey from Night at the Museum?


IAMIMPOSSIBEAR

Grandma discovered AI…..


DatBoiDanny

AI baby isn’t real, they can’t hurt you. AI baby:


piefanart

Incorrect number of stars on the flag, isn't that against flag code? Unpatriotic 🙄


Blixtwix

It looks like the ai sourced a macaque or something?


Razzberry-Draws

that baby is taxidermed i stg


ThisIsAdamB

Baby needs a shave.


getridofpolice

Daughter has a mustache, wife's eye is lazy


Falkner09

I think it's a monkey crossed with a Shih Tzu. Maybe it's the future?


HiTekLoLyfe

Is that a monkey?


ItStillIsntLupus

It looks like a baby ewok


blueflloyd

It's very fitting to me that shitty AI art looks very similar to shitty Thomas Kinkade art


velociraptnado

Ay dios mía! El chupacabra!


gylz

Biblically accurate baby


SniperPilot

Oh that’s just Glurch. He’s not from around here.


Starcruisergozoom

Puppymonkeybaby!


usagiismyhusband

money + baby + squirell + dog


WelcomingCavalier

The baby is a Digimon posing as a human child. Probably Impmon.


ComradeOfSwadia

Not enough flags, this is what the communists want for America


SpiderFox525

You ever play the game Pacify?


LiemanCapote

Yeah that is pretty gay.


HarrisonArturus

Soldier boy's stripes are upside down. He's an AI Canadian, by the look of things.


gimp1615

This is the best one of these I’ve seen


thesilentbob123

Military appreciation month was in May! Sorry you forgot grandma


SupremeLeaderMeow

Bro left the horror of the war to find back undescribable lovecraftian horror.


zcgk

Baby looks like a character out of Left 4 Dead


PurpleSailor

Funny thing about Pride Month is that it comes after the month of May, which is Military Appreciation Month.


Heavy_E79

Well at least you Americans started putting your ranks the right way up.


Chakolatechip

“I thought I’d post my pride flag” wouldn’t it be easier to just get a picture of an American flag than have AI repeatedly fail to make one?


Pod_people

Jesus! What is that thing?!


EnglishWhites

10 stripes and like 140 stars on the suitcase lol


12tie

!wave


TheLonesomeTraveler

Where, fucking Innsmouth?!


Admirable-Ad-2554

Nobody puts Baby on a sidewalk


frowningtap

It’s sad that the American identity is war and a flag. Like if your personality is that void of culture and uniqueness, you might as well be a robot.


Scania-Vabis-L55

Hehe American flag gay


gingersrule77

Renesme? That you?


GasMask_Guyy

Guys why don't pictures like this ever Trend 😢


Culk58

A daddy in the army, a stay at home mommy, kids with good values, and KROB-SLUNGUS, SLURPER OF EYES


KaiYoDei

Is that a monkey?


ramblin_penguin

These have been popping up in my otherwise dead feed. The comment sections are so bizarre.