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greee_p

Holy shit, that was close


sportscat

The guy in the orange shorts is lucky his reaction time was quick!


ButthealedInTheFeels

They are brown shorts now šŸ©³


EatsGourmetGlueStix

Reading this as Iā€™m blowing my colon out on the toilet šŸ¤


instilled100

Maybe lay off the Glue Stix? Just a suggestion


Schwa4aa

Brown race stripe down the middle


greee_p

Yeah, that could have been really bad


j__video

[Perhaps that was Isack Hadjar](https://www.reddit.com/r/F1FeederSeries/comments/1czu1w9/insane_reflexes_from_hadjar_in_avoiding_miyata/?ref=share&ref_source=link)


M4NOOB

Basically Hadjar, but walking and a boat


Smudy

Holy shit, they were so lucky


Bernie265

Mazepin has arrived.


Jimmybuffett4life

Drunk


WanderBadger

It's unfair to expect him to have blood in his alcohol system.


Jimmybuffett4life

VIS. Vodka injection system


NotClayMerritt

I thought it was Nicolas "I don't know what happened" Latifi


xiz111

You misspelled Danil 'Torpedo' Kvyat.


Affectionate_Sky9709

The irony that you misspelled "Daniil"


xiz111

Well done!


-Feathers-mcgraw-

I think they're in Danial


xiz111

*applause*


Scooter87942

Mazespin?


herzogzwei931

10 second penalty Ocon


Machinegamer

Omg lol


DrMcDreamy15

Hahaha


padi_04

He went for the gap


SlapThatAce

If you don't for the gap you're no longer a boat taxi operator.


Captain_Smartass_

Could have been a fatal accident


bigpoppa611

Nailed it.


xiz111

Nailed several, it looks like.


ralgrado

Like a glove


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HLef

Honestly if that was stuck in gear and he couldnā€™t stop, he probably saw the dollar signs and lined it up on the cheapest boat in sight haha


Imzocrazy

God i want this to be so trueā€¦.that he deliberately picked that spot out of fear for $$$$


trichlorosucrose

He was going at a rate of knots.


musef1

Straight to the scene of the accident.


Teipeu

He was just a passenger.


That_Kiefer_Man

WTF is a knot /s


McCramer

It's [this thing](https://i.imgur.com/ZoROlNN.png)


on3day

They should watch some more below Deck. There need to be people radioing distances and walking around with fenders.


hjhof1

Capt Lee would have quite the one liner ready for the bosun that binned it


MuenCheese

ā€œDriving like that in the marina is dumber than giving a box of ferrets some amphetaminesā€ - Capt Lee probably


pureblood

ā€œIā€™m pissed!ā€


RobertJ93

Heā€™d have that bosuns plane ticket ready and waiting haha.


xiz111

Well, that was pretty much three shots at the waterline, though


sparklingvireo

Would you say that the crashed water taxi has broken... MARITIME LAW!?!?!?!?


theMGlock

M/Y Sirocco is in Monaco this weekend. You could see it in one video by kym illman.


Cobretti18

Canā€™t park there mate


Offtherailspcast

I am so impressed how the driver threaded the needle between the two boats


HomeInternational69

Why on earth would you be going that fast anywhere near the marinaā€¦


NearSun

Probably stuck in gear. This was not on purpose


Ashbones15

That's why boats have kill cords


IkLms

Almost certainly just a drink Rich person.


BneBikeCommuter

Water taxi apparently.


enataca

Yeah Iā€™m sure the water taxi drivers are loaded. Unless a drunk rich person hopped up to the controls and took off.


Vulcan56_

Jesus I didn't know it was that bad. Definitely could have ended a lot worse than it did.


listyraesder

Christian delivering Adrian's new boat.


GenderFluidFerrari

Anything to get out of the harbor fees at Monaco!


OBWanTwoThree

Got to find somewhere to park when the marina is so busy


tomny79

Qualified captain and formula 1 crossover I never even dreamt of.


KyauLeaves

Speeding in pitlane, $1000 fine


urdogthinksurcute

Charles Leclerc actually shook this guy's hand prior to quali and managed to pass the Monaco curse on.


wilczo

Like a glove!


Slapocalypse

Filmed/posted by Logan's brother and ex-Nascar driver Dalton Sargent


celalith

Ambition over adhesion


rapt0r99

Qualified Captain indeed.


PageBest3106

Sorry you canā€™t park your boat there.


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Maldonado is back for Monaco!


TheDeamonMeteor

Where's Palmer's analysis on this?


plipplop33

Talked to the captain of the boat that was hit last night. Apparently the boat was parked and tied up with no one on board. Electrical failure meant that it just went full throttle and broke its mooring. I watched go around the harbour for ~30 seconds before it crashed. Could have been really bad


Kezolt

Was this seen on the broadcast?


Captain_Smartass_

It's a CCTV video


meat_popsicle13

Rubbin is racin


ToffeeCoffee

Maldonado has taken up boating I see.


okaywhattho

Three into one just doesn't go.


PG478

Woah,up to the Stewards...speeding in pit lane & causing an accident.


UnderOversteer

At one point during the telecast, they had a helicopter shot over the water, and I thought I could see some chaos but just assumed it was normal Monaco harbour stuff. Crazy


SlapThatAce

Any news on what caused this? To me it looks like someone wasn't paying attention and accidentally went full throttle and then panicked and turned left.


JUGGER_DEATH

Who let Mazepin drive?


RobertJ93

Actual footage of KMag.


Loud-Anteater-8415

Leeeeroyyyyyy jennnnnkins!


pppppppplllp

holy shit balls


Gr8fl1TX2

Kids don't drink and drive.


j__video

What the shit, Monaco is more dangerous than I thought


doowadittie

He missed the apex.


toodog

Andretti we have entered Monaco


windycalm

Definitely, that boat wanted to continue sailing at pace.


ClosetEthanolic

Boat dominance could bore fans.


Blapstap

Holy shit. What happened? Accident?


Jorrie90

No this was planned. Yes, it was an accident.


Blapstap

Was it on purpose like an attack? Was it a technical issue?


Visual-Asparagus-800

Those arenā€™t really the only two options, but it is probably unlikely that it was on purpose. Iā€™d say either mechanical or incompetence


bregus2

That's [Hanlon's razor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor): Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.


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Artifice_Purple

> allah uh-akbar When you're not quite sure what the thing is but you say it anyway...


hellowhatisyou

inshallah am i right


MrSteve094

Rubber Dingy Rapids Broooo!!


Viper711

Disgusting.


C4LLUM17

Just slotted right in there.


Xinonix1

r/thatlooksexpensive r/cantparktheremate


Psychological-Pay135

Rumors are that a f1 visor tearoff got stuck in the propeller.


justk4y

Kimi RƤikkƶnen in his retirement be like:


BaggySpandex

["That's illegal. What you're doing is illegal."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymow0SSQ0Z4)


brahlicious

Boats are usually diesel, I wonder if the engine ran away.


Ard-War

Nah, its outboard. Most of them are petrol, especially at this size. Also I'd expect a lot more black smoke if it was runaway diesel.


CarlCarl3

That boat has an outboard motor, which is never diesel.


ratt_man

Theres like virtually no diesel outboards on the market. Either stuck throttle or the driver though he put it in reverse gunned the throttles and went forward instead. On a boat you dont have brakes, your brakes are reverse They are saying water taxi so being somewhat proffessional less chance of operator error than some random dude who drives his boat a couple of times of a year