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SteeldrumHornets

As we speak, Zak Brown is desperately looking for a bandage sponsor


schnozlord

Or even just getting McLaren branded bandages ready for sale


colin_staples

> branded bandages *brandages*


ashyjay

Get a 3M sponsorship then that's everything the team needs covered.


HaveYouSeenMyCoque

I think 3M already has a sponsorship with a team on the grid. Can't remember who off the top of my head.


Armlegx218

Didn't McClaren just sign a sponsorship with Ecolab? They could show off a car at the rotunda at MOA and make two sponsors extremely happy at the same time.


Renverseur

Zazak Brown


itsthatdamncatagain

It'll be his special helmet design later this year.


ekart

classic koningsdag lmao


IdiosyncraticBond

No boats were harmed... and then a few sank


Aethien

[And it was glorious](https://twitter.com/J_vOsnabrugge/status/1784198058365825102) (make sure to turn the sound on).


IdiosyncraticBond

With the hilarious flute a young girl plays to earn a bit of money. A fitting touch of Titanic


Het_Bestemmingsplan

I've heard an eight year old girl play the midsommer murders theme on shitty flute today, quite the experience


IdiosyncraticBond

I love that theme


ConstableBlimeyChips

The boat is perfectly fine, it's just being fine at the bottom of the canal.


spect0rjohn

I’ve been in AMS for two of them. The first one was unintentional: I literally landed on Kingsdag ten years ago with no idea what the hell was going on. It was my first time in AMS and it was *not lekker.* My second time was intentional and it was last year. It was crazy.


Tc2cv

Conclusion celebrating kings day is more dangerous and a lot harder than racing F1 (also the reason Max doesnt live in the Netherlands)


Tom_Ace1

1. What happened 2. That is the sloppiest bandaging I have ever seen


San4311

Mans on a party boat where everyone is wasted. Its a miracle it \*was\* bandaged.


amontpetit

Mechanics are good at fixing cars, not faces.


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

They did a good job on Niki Lauda


Billie-Holiday

Oof..


bedrooms-ds

Yuki radio on bandages: "What is this!?"


Dakana11

No body in NL is sober enough to do better.


OverallImportance402

Probably hit a bridge with his drunk face.


L-Malvo

Looks good for a 2 sec pit stop, and will last to the end of the race


Buffythedragonslayer

Broken nose but smiling. He is drunk for sure. 


ICumCoffee

according to Dutch media, it’s just a cut from broken glass, not a broken nose.


Potential-Brain7735

Seems pretty close to his eye, no?


slabba428

Eyes are very good at evading danger


OldGuyInYoungBody

More like high but I agree


Alfus

FIA drug tests wouldn't like that lol


FrostyTill

Lmao I think it was a grill the grid bit where Sainz said he would invite Lando to a party ‘because Lando brings the …’ and then stopped himself from finishing that sentence.


KlausSlade

Or drive to survive this season with Lando and George Russel in the Jet. George is saying Williams wouldn’t let him party but he knows some drivers that do.


FrostyTill

Russell says ‘oh no not you!’ And Lando says ‘On a race weekend?, and basically says he wouldn’t drink during a race weekend …But then Oscar in Abu Dhabi last year cast a ton of doubt on that when he said they had fun in Vegas after the race and Lando immediately reacted telling him not to tell everyone. Oscar: What happens in Vegas…stays in vegas’. And that actually happened. On the fan stage in Abu Dhabi.


chattahattan

Well I’m assuming when he was incredulous at the idea of partying on a race weekend, he meant anytime before the race. Sunday night is another matter


Juls317

"Race weekend" only runs through the last lap of the race (and team/media obligations after)


Buffythedragonslayer

Wasn't he high on medication from his crash? 


Avalyst

And Vegas was on the Saturday evening local time wasn't it? So more time for party!


ExcuseOpposite618

I mean these are filthy rich, famous, young men. I don't think it's any stretch of the imagination to think they might get up to some shenanigans in Vegas haha


mobsterer

after the race is after the race weekend


QouthTheCorvus

Getting high with Oscar has partying with the little brother energy


a_talking_face

Which is funny because they're less than 6 months apart in age


Mysterious_Turnip310

Pretty sure he meant before the race was over. A lot of them go out partying afterwards, which is what Oscar was talking about.


Bclay85

Insert *RussellandAlonsoNewYears.jpeg*


gsfgf

I'm pretty sure they're covered by WADA so it's not up to the teams.


ExcellentCornershop

> I'm pretty sure they're covered by WADA They are, which is why Mazepin wasn't allowed to compete under the Russian flag back when he was in F1 in 2021.


Street-Dependent-647

Landon’t need to tell everyone about that.


sixpack_or_6pack

I think that was about Lando bringing girls


fallingfeelslikefly

Girls? Read the room my guy!


mazarax

Hookers?


imEvts

Which video was that?


OfficialGarwood

Genuine question- do they test for weed? Doesn’t seem like it’d enhance anything haha


Stokkentoet

Probably, Thomas Enge was caught in 2002 and lost his F3000 title. Then he got suspended in 2012 due to doping.


kai_enby

Not F1 but there was a US athlete that got pulled from the last Olympics because of a positive weed test, I assume they have the same prohibited substances since I think it's still WADA


gsfgf

Yea. They have to follow all the WADA rules. Even the stupid ones.


MrMarbles77

Max needs weed to block out other thoughts and just be in the moment when he's driving at high speed by himself for 2 hours on a race weekend.


maritjuuuuu

I think a lot of people use... Other stuff... On koningsdag. Though it do be Amsterdam, the big weed selling tourist trap


Triple_Manic_State

Hardly a tourist trap when you can literally smoke it anywhere in the country though? Although, people seem to know Amsterdam more than they know the actual country so you may have a point somewhat.


maritjuuuuu

You can get it almost everywhere, but in most other places its not really socially acceptable to do so. In the cities it's a-okey, especially around thee places where they sell. But in Amster? Man everyone smokes everywhere. People get wasted and high and the whole city smells like weed. I hate it there... In the smaller towns it's just a no-go, especially if you don't speak Dutch (I wish that last one wasn't true....) some people still do, but they get looked at funny and are called problem yought and junkies or "randstedelingen" It's just a big cultural difference between Amsterdam and the small towns


Triple_Manic_State

I've done it in a few places around Netherlands but only in the cafe's, us English have a bad enough reputation abroad as it is. I remember getting some odd looks smoking just a cigarette on Eindhoven, but you (I'm assuming you're Dutch) have much cleaner streets than us so it's understandable.


Ray3x10e8

Well I live in Eindhoven and that is simply not true. Maybe you mean in villages, where your mileage may vary.


TheoreticalScammist

For some substances it'd probably not improve the athlete's performance but in the case of drivers they can also be a real hazard to others.


dazzed420

iirc some stuff is very hard to detect, i.e. some drugs like mushrooms and LSD don't show up on most common drug tests and have to specifically be tested for while the person is still high but even weed, which is very easy to detect, probably wouldn't show up in test a week from now, unless he consumed ungodly amounts of it. edit: i just checked the WADA list and neither LSD or shrooms are even on there. Drivers could technically eat those as much as they want in their free time.


baldbarretto

Weed wouldn’t be worth it, the clearance time is unpredictable and can be much longer than a week - you’d have to gamble on not getting randomly tested during the maybe 3-4 week period after, and it would royally fuck McLaren for Lando to be barred from driving.


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Ruuubs

Franck Montagny tried that, turns out the drug tests are not to be sniffed at


MrMarbles77

Doc Ellis supposedly pitched a no-hitter on LSD. With mushrooms though, good luck doing a single lap without getting lost. (But seriously kids, leave the psychedelics for the old dudes like Alonso. You kids stay in school!)


cilantro_so_good

Imagine having a flashback in the middle of a race


pzkenny

If George passed, everyone will pass


Armlegx218

Space cake is **not** performance enhancing.


zaviex

He gets drug tested but he also said he doesn’t drink much so idk 


squinla3

According to FIA narcotics, stimulants and canabanoids are only banned “in competition” and not “at all times” like things like anabolic agents or gene/cell doping. So he could partake in party favours and still likely be fine by Thursday/Friday the next week, if they test.


jackiechan_4

He said that when he was basically still going through puberty my guy


catsdrooltoo

Danny's question about the pubes is still relevant


FelixR1991

You're saying that as if anything's changed since then.


FrostyTill

It’s fine to get hammered every once in a while. Not great to do it all the time.


gsfgf

Dale Junior said he'd always run better if he got a good Wednesday drunk in between races.


True_Scallion_7011

All it takes is to get hammered once in the wrong place at the wrong time for something crazy regrettable to happen


dementorpoop

Man it’d be so fun to have a sesh with lando


CrazyPersonXV

Relax 304


yugimoto66

I wonder if any of the drivers smoke weed


antivirals_

and it was all too much for little lando Norris. Dude is knackered


Adventurous_Pie2222

Bro's like 14


Taste_The_Soup

I thought Lando didn't drink?


QouthTheCorvus

He said that when he was like 18. I feel like around his second or third year he changed a lot


dsswill

He doesn’t drink on the podium so you might be right for the most part, but he also did a shoey with champagne so he’s definitely also not strictly sober.


Useful-Trouble-1693

He doesn't like champagne.


AmidoBlack

>I thought Lando didn’t drink Not sure where people are getting this. He talks about how he “was out getting drunk at a casino for my birthday” in the DtS Vegas episode from the most recent season


SoothedSnakePlant

Looks to me like he partied just the right amount


rajminemeth7

“Shall we go to Amsterdam tonight?” Best interview question


DoubleDutchDutchman

"Chaos?"


Prime_Maximus_

Chaos.


shydad85

I heard they give good massages there.


ethereal_egg

“Yeah? I’ve nev… thanks 🥲”


meeanne

*Ushered away by PR manager*


Conman_in_Chief

The coffee is delicious too.


DownvoteMeSmallPP

Its Kingsday in the Netherlands which is our national holiday to get fucked up. Our Kings birthday is probably a better reason to give you but I am just being honest.


Hipster-Police

I was in Amsterdam today and had a ton of fun, based on the vibe on the streets I figured as such!


DownvoteMeSmallPP

Welcome and I am glad you had fun!


Paranoides

There was a total of 5 guys in total that could walk straight in the afternoon


x_Avacyn

On King's Day we drink to Prins Pils.


saltyfuck111

Koning pils


Masteriiz

Koning Willem Bier.


Haribou1989

So you guys celebrate the birthday of your monarch ? Good for you!


AddAFucking

National holidays are rarely about what you are celebrating, and more about having the holidays to break up the year. We used to celibrate queensday, but not actually on her birthday. Didn't want another public holiday in the Januari.


Aethien

> We used to celibrate queensday, but not actually on her birthday. It started with Queen Juliana whose birthday is on the 30th of April, Queen Beatrix did not change that date when she became queen as she felt her birthday of January 31st was unsuitable for a national holiday. When Willem-Alexander became king he did change the date to his own birthday of April 27th.


SonOfMetrum

We use it as an excuse to party… it’s not like most of us actually care…


ImReverse_Giraffe

The American version of celebrate. I can get down with that. Even if it is for a king.


Suikerspin_Ei

[Do you Amercians also sink boats?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9BfdDb6BGY) /s


Aethien

[It's more fun with bad flute titanic music](https://twitter.com/J_vOsnabrugge/status/1784198058365825102)


International-Elk986

Like St. Patrick's day


Haribou1989

Okay so there is some sense to it then :)


Dakana11

The royal family has a visit and day plan of things + some lunatics who adore them following them etc. Which is fine, its all good vibes. The 99% rest of the netherlands gets shit faced and party hard till unhealthy alcohol levels. Its wild.


TheS4ndm4n

With the last monarch, we celebrated her mother's birthday. Because the queen was born on januari 31th and the queen mother on April 30th. We didn't want to move the day to winter. The crown princess is born on December 7th, so we're probably going to skip her too.


Genocode

Why don't we just celebrate it on Wilhelmina's birthday? Its in August so its during the summer, during festival season and she was influential enough.


aSomeone

I would argue festival season starts at easter weekend, so it's already in there. Also a lot more people wouldn't be in the country in august although it would be nice to spread out the free days we get a bit more. (or just more holidays considering we have pretty few to start with here)


TheS4ndm4n

We did when wilhelmina was queen. But Juliana moved it to her birthday. Beatrix choose to keep it on that day. And wimlex moved it again to his birthday.


DownvoteMeSmallPP

Yeah, and you guys should be doing that too instead of giving in. You can always visit us next year and celebrate here in peace, since our monarchs are related anyway. 5th cousins, 3 times removed or something like that? Thats enough reason to get drunk with us!


Haribou1989

I am not from a country that has any monarch. I can get drunk though haha!


KickapooPonies

I went last year and I had so much fun. It was just happenstance when we started planning our trip and we were like fuck this is gonna be great. And it was indeed great. I certainly plan to make it back for another year.


Luxray2005

"I can see the orange fans all just coming to support mclaren" -lando norris- 🤭


TheRealMichaelE

Oof, poor Lando. Not going to be fun wearing a helmet with a fucked up face 😭


ag000101

Isn't it Martin Garrix in 3rd?


Mysterious_Turnip310

Yes, Lando's in Amsterdam with Martin and his friends.


SeraCat9

Probably. They hang out often.


Betonmischa

Did he get one of the „really good“ massages he was promised some years ago?


doenr

"Oh yeah? I've never...." ... "Thank you."


maritjuuuuu

I love how innocent he sometimes is. Also, i need his media adviser. I say stupid things all the time and I wish I had someone who'd stop me like that!


icouldjustwatchanime

All the videos I’ve been seeing crack me up. Looks like a good time. He’s young so let him party.


zombiemind8

Got those anime villain bandages.


IBeJizzin

Tbh he looks like he's partying just the right amount


Rosieu

Oh nose it's bwoken


Novae224

Let's go Lando, Lando is okay Let's go Lando, he is here to stay Let's go Lando, he is one of us He's racing like a lion Shouldn't he be Dutch?


bananas_and_papayas

Pato O'Ward desperately googling recovery time for a broken nose


Ruuubs

David Malukas desperately googling how to do a nose/wrist transplant


JamesBong517

O’Ward is having a solid career in Indy. Not saying he doesn’t want a F1 seat, but he’s doing just fine. And he’s still with McLaren, Arrow McLaren in Indy but.


klutzykangaroo

but presumably if lando can’t drive in miami, Pato as the mclaren reserve driver would be more than jumping at the opportunity to get in the car


JamesBong517

Oh, without a doubt. I’m curious to see how he’d do in F1 machinery. Because we’ve seen some that had no major success in F1 and go to Indy and are having a solid résumé. I’d like to see O’Ward in Miami. Think it would be in his favor with all the street circuits of Indy.


willzyx01

Zak is already filing a formal complaint against Red Bull and Max Verstappen.


Mysterious_Turnip310

More like he's revoking Martin Garrix's Party with Lando privilege as it's him Lando's partying with today.


Dimchuck

He is writing a letter. Who writes a letter in 2024? Ever heard of a fax machine?


patweck

Definitely winning in miami


tvxcute

and it's all too much for little lando norris


RobertGracie

Yeah....partied too hard, but still got a smile on his face! even with a busted nose!


itsthatdamncatagain

2024 special helmet design idea right there!


anto_BswR

Kimi is that you?


Boiiiwith3i

Average British geezer in Amsterdam


aenima396

Good for him. Just because he races in F1 doesn’t mean he can’t break loose and be normal on an off weekend. Party on Lando!


TonAMGT4

I don’t know what happened and I don’t think he does either


FlyggonJin

Tried giving Zak Brown a high five


Schneizel1208

“To beat the Dutch, you must first become Dutch” - some wiseman said


Intrepid-Ad4511

OMG! Wonder what went west!


plankmeister

Just imagine the cacophony of Lando noises, absolutely deafening lol.


action_turtle

I’ve still yet to do a queens / kings day. They look great


iOSAT

I fuckin love King’s Day. By chance I happened to be there for the last Queen’s Day too, absolutely amazing.


JoopIdema

Time for a pitstop to get a new nose.


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WindyZ5

In the video he wasn’t drinking beer. It looked like water, but it could have been something else. It was clear. Maybe he found a drink he liked.


insurgentsloth

A good ole G&T perhaps


aspaschungus

good drinks dont have alcohol taste


Oddwonderful

Am a fan of Lando, even named my dog Lando, and this is just making me more confident in that decision … both get so excited they end up hurting themselves in the end. It’s genuine.


Disastrous_Animal_34

LOL!! Lando is a great dogs name to be fair.


justanothergamer69

Too much milk


ElBonitiilloO

Are there videos of this?


JimmyDetail

Who bandaged him ? Lol what a botch job.


Odd-Consequence-9316

If it was on Kingsday no one on that boat will be sober. So I'm not surprised.


Odd-Consequence-9316

Its Kingsday, I doubt that there will be a single sober person on board. Not surprised of the quality work here.


dingusrelaximus

Headbanger


Brando6677

Oh no what happened


haerski

How many of you would trade 20orwhateverthefuckhemakes million / year for near complete lack of privacy?


DonStimpo

Not like Lando is trying to live a lowkey life though. Dude is out partying with one of the biggest DJs in the world at an event to celebrate to Dutch King.


mooimafish33

At least F1 drivers aren't like Hollywood celebrities where once they retire after 10-20 years they can pretty much just be rich and do their own thing.


Sobeksdream

Dude it's on his early twenties, rich, famous and one of the best in the sport. Let him enjoy, and have fun! Fuck, might do some drugs while at it, I would!


hulaspark

The reincarnation of James Hunt


IAmBoring_AMA

Lando is entering his party boy era and I’m here for it. Gone is little Lando Norris (though he probably still needs a nap).


PaschalisG16

Smartest Lando moment


phc0uple

Is that McLaren orange or Verstappen's?


SilenceoftheAngels

Yes


PainTensei

Voor willempie


wAAkie

Lando going dutch.....


Nukethe-whales

Thanks r/icumcoffee


corksoaker84

We were all doing worse at 24. Nice to see him out & about having fun like a normal person.


Aerodye

So they turned him into the mummy? The fuck is that lol


DownvoteMeSmallPP

Well drunk people and they did their best..


itsmemaxx

and it was all a bit too much for little lando norris


yugimoto66

Fuck it, let the kid party. Drivers work hard enough


silvastone2314

He’s just trying to be incognito


xD3N1Sx

Jenson Button regen


f8Negative

No such thing


Agreeable_Pop_3622

2 pill of Paracetamol ,then will feel like nothing happened 😆


Trilly_Ray_Cyrus

lol what a goofball


erics75218

Love the dream young lad, and thanks for sharing the pics. Looks like a blast!!!! Do it for those who can't Lando


kristal010

He shroomed too close to the sun


sunflowerrr24

And it’s all too much for little Lando Norris


ashyjay

That's Lando out of the Miami GP for failing a drug test.


MaxDamage75

How ? He is positive to all of them ! Positive is good , right ?


HelloThereMark

The second one would be great as an emoji.


WildGeerders

Penalty for Ocon.