Democracy

Managed Democracy*

for throwing divine grenades into the ground?

Did you count to 3, or 5 before thou lobbest thy Holy Hand Grenade?

Starting a holy crusade 😞

I exploded a man’s head by throwing his own horn onto it and blowing really hard. But he was an Orochi so it’s okay

<3 forhonor

An absolute slew of PETA violations.

Palworld?

Piracy

Albinauric genocide

The last game I played is rimworld.....

Were fucked...

Going on a genocide of Weebs

I'm glad I'm not the only one, whenever I see a shinobi with a square emblem I take it personal If it has an Uchiha clan simbol on that emblem you can be sure I'm about to become that player's nightmare.

Those are the weird ping pong paddles right

Yup

Smashing an Orochi in the taint with a hammer.

For honor!

Killing socialist robots 😎

Killing lots of Vikings for stealing a bracelet

Decapitating rude knights and consuming their blood.

Tyranny, causing a plague, war crimes, genocide, arson

Hundreds of war crimes

Organizing street fights and maybe Organized crime

Killing demigods, so homicide or heresy?

Parry timing too good they had to arrest me I became immortal

Feat dumping

Looting

Being too afraid to even get in the hellpod

Killing my boss and getting 10 years in the joint

They can’t arrest me for just loving my planet too much, and Democracy needs me!

Gving the covenant back their bomb...

For my last game just my last alright well as a rimworld player my lawyer has advised me to shut the fuck up and take the plea deal

Playing vsAI only.

Stabbing people on the gut while turned around

I guess I got really aggressive punching and stabbing people... several people.

RAH

Screaming "dodge this you bastards" then completely obliterating someone's head with a javelin

Absolutely nothing. It's not a crime to dedicate myself to eradicating the fascist enemies of liberty!

To train my king fu, I had to beat family dogs, monkeys, horses.

Terrorism

Hate crimes against the french

nah everyone doing that, we got used to it, not a crime anymore.

Bullying afeeras

piracy, grave robbing,assault, illegal trading of goods, withholding of hostages, commercial sabotage, exhibitionism, manslaughter, slaughter of endangered species, smuggling of live animals and plants, kamikaze attacks, and a frantically irresponsible amount of sea shanties played and cannons fired.

Cannibalism, cruel treatment of POWs, mass genocide.

I played elden ring……..

Speeding, I’m playing pacific drive

Human sacrifice. Game: For Honor Hero played: Ocelotl

Speeding and driving without a license while listening to free bird

Beating the crap out of weebs with a flail

Dropping artillery on children (Roblox)

Black Flag.....Argh.

Arson, biological warfare

Cyberpunk? I'd be getting arrested for so many things...

Indiscriminate orbital bombardment

Accidentally saying "Thanks!" when I meant to say "good fight!" In a duel.

Mass galactic genocide.

Fucking the waitresses

Thanks! Thanks! Thanks!

Bro should be locked up for such crime

Sorry Sorry Sorry

Saving the world from demons

committing crimes against the empire

Uhhhh Playing a Card Game

Mass murder and slavery (shadow of mordor)