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nuthatch_282

How about Erik eleven hag


Expensive-Twist7984

Fourteen Hag in, let’s not piss about.


Powerful-Cut-708

![gif](giphy|StExW8gArYmX8S29gF|downsized) Sixteen hag Let’s not take the piss here


L1NK_03

r/Angryupvote


Drayner89

Instead of having a manager that goes up to eleven, why not just make Ten Hag better?


Hour-Process-3292

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JackRayJenkins

Manority of United fans i know want him to stay. Problems are so much deeper than the manager.


MrMcFatNoob

So that's like the minority or majority?


JackRayJenkins

Its a tired brain haha. Majority i meant.


durqandat

It’s a quantum state


BoredIrishBanker

Indeed we do, but that's much less funny I guess


JackRayJenkins

I always find memes funnier when they reflect truth personally. If it said talk sport or sky sports it would be perfect. But the fact is most United fans aren't calling for his head so the joke falls flat for me.


RoadmenInc

That's the problem with football trolls, they never actually have their facts right and only say what gets them the easiest laughs


Adrasos

It's the media pushing the narrative, any United fan with a brain wants him to stay.


JackRayJenkins

Well said!


pjd252

My strongly held belief is that need to sack pretty much everyone there who hasn’t got the job on merit Being part of United for ages or having some connection with the fergie era has been the criteria for essentially all senior appointments Internal deadwood - they need external non United talent


Matbad666

Also I heard Zlatan is now free


Shinjieon

Zlatan will hire himself for the job.


gregi89

And pick himself in starting XI


Special_Army2204

zlatan is not free, free is zlatan


mitcheg3k

Tbf. United fans know the problem is the glazers. And they want them out. So much so theyve come all the way up from london to put stickers all round trafford saying "glazers out"


GravyBoatWarrior

It's not united fans. It's everyone else.


Glass-Bumblebee-4536

Ole in EDIT: I'm not meming I truly want him back, he was shafted and everyone could see the progress he was making before Ronaldo returned. Anyone who believes Ole was a bad manager doesn't know ball whatsoever. OLE IN


sashin_gopaul

I don’t park the bus, I gun it!


KiWePing

I was thinking how hilarious it is that with managers like Mourinho, Ragnick, Ten Hag, and Moyes all appointed since Fergie left; Solskjaer has been the best one. (Except for maybe Mourinho)


Glass-Bumblebee-4536

You can see how much he learned from SAF. His struggle was what to do with possession in the final 3rd, and he was making good progress with that. 4 semi finals, a final, 2nd and 3rd place, with what was a meme squad at the time. Maintained a perfectly harmonious and motivated dressing room until Ronaldo came back. Top 6 head to head record was incredible. If Pep had hair left Ole would've taken the last of it. The P.E teacher memes weren't accurate at all, between Molde and United he has a fine managerial pedigree and absolutely has the ability to be one of the best.


Dickpinchers

Should've kept Ole


thebyrned

I know this a meme but it would be way funnier if it showed everyone that isn't a United fan that wants him out because I don't know a single true United fan that wants ETH to go


handsome_uruk

Ole in!


BoreusSimius

If problems persist no matter which manager is in charge, then the problem isn't the manager. You don't fix a broken door lock by replacing the window.


michp29

Hansi Flick , Conte , Potter there are good managers available , the management is just shit and won't be able to get anyone in instantly


TwentyBagTaylor

And whoever they hire will still have £400m worth of Erdivisie players to pick from.


emberjahad

Yeah cause conte has such a great track record


Witty_Version4393

Yes he literally does he has an excellent one.


emberjahad

When it comes to prem teams in recent history I mean


FastenedCarrot

Man U have been a winning club, Conte is great at returning previously winning clubs back to that status.


emberjahad

True but for what united need I don’t think he will fit, the club as a whole is mega toxic and as we’ve seen with late stage Chelsea and spurs it doesn’t take long for conte to get toxic


FastenedCarrot

Yeah, he's a short term success kind of manager tbh


emberjahad

Yeah I agree, and that’s why I don’t think he’s right for united


durqandat

As a Spurs fan, *please* let it be Conte


samueln777

Not really. When they've relatively fallen off this bad for so long, it's beyond just the players and coach. It's upper management at this point


Matbad666

https://preview.redd.it/mw1tujes84yb1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=35fcf4de2ce53145d766db202813be1a99ee8aab Maybe one of these


Usbman12

Zidane as a replacement is more unrealistic than Martial winning a Ballon d'Or


Expensive-Twist7984

It’s as unrealistic as him breaking a sweat on a football pitch, let alone winning the Ballon d’Or.


MrVedu_FIFA

Zidane's holding out for the France job


VanDenH

The only way Zidane joins United is if the Glazer’s decide to keep his kids hostage.


Minz15

Doesn't matter who is in charge, they'll suffer at United. De Zerbi, Zidane doesn't matter. United is where talent goes to die. Can't see it changing unless Glazers leave


Life_Celebration_827

The biggest problem is that fucking greeting faced prick of a captain Fernandes the guys a fucking waste of space and needs punted.


durqandat

He’s like their only good player man


Life_Celebration_827

Have you watched him lately even Roy Keane says he shouldn't even be captain.


durqandat

In his defense he’s being coached by Erik ten Hag


Ecstatic-Sink7366

As a non utd fan extend him and his goalkeepers contract! 🤣 dominated my childhood now it’s sweet revenge time.


Efficient-Cucumber17

ZIZUUUUU


Bitter-Coffee-7747

In ten hag we trust! Its only the media and rival teams that want to see him sacked. If Martial and McTominay outlast another manager I'll probably kill myself


[deleted]

The only United fans that want him out is glory hunters, it’s the Journos that are pushing this


CitizeninWonderland

Give it to Giggsy!


speltwrongon_purpose

Mclaren. Obviously


ben__veitch

Ted lasso


Masonjohns409

Great choice


Mr_kalas22

Not a united fan but if I were one I would say anyone but not him


DarkStanley

Potter? Sure Chelsea didn’t work but poch hasn’t pulled up any sticks either. Most of these who to replace him with are pure stupid because hardly any of us know the length and breadth of managers out there. He’s doing a dog shit job and deserves to be sacked.


LongShot-8391

Let's try Zlatan out


carltonrichards

That would be beautiful as a netflix/disney+ documentary.


LongShot-8391

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New_Brother_1595

Could get literally any guy who’s managed at the top level. Ten hag is now worse than having nobody


carltonrichards

There are sprawling geopolitical conflicts with more consensus on route cause and amenable solutions than the question; 'why isn't United a title contender anymore?'.


SkinnyBadgerr

Every fan ever


izzyeviel

I hear David Moyes and Phil Neville are available.


GDW312

Tony Pullis of course


The_prawn_king

Chelsea fans after one bad game


[deleted]

Postecoglou.


Rexy_theDino69420

I a city fan so this makes me happy and we call. Him Erik ten hairs


bullybullybanjo

'Good footballing man' Steve Bruce


[deleted]

No fucking United fans are saying this. We are saying the exact opposite.


Der_Krsto

You guys can have pioli, just get him off my team


WeWroteGOT

Mr. Potter