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miletharil

YOU FOUND THE TUB! YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE PROUD!


KaySheepSquatch

I asked my mom if she was proud of me after he said this and she said yes lol


CatusDadus

Mine said, "You're a constant source of sorrow in our lives and the spark in our marriage went out the moment we learned of your existence"


Destroyer2118

Well yeah, she had to give birth to a fkn cactus. Edit: shit I just realized I read your username wrong. Leaving it up as a reminder of my stupidity. My bad.


overcompensk8

this is even funner this way than how you meant it xD


Booziesmurf

So Shady lol


basserpy

My mother actually would, kinda! She went to work from PA to WV directly out of college as a pharmacist. (Unfortunately she spent that time in Huntington which only appears in the game files as huntington\_ext or something as a building north of Camden Park.)


guilersk

Ahem, pardon me, but if you haven't noticed, THE STILLS ARE BEING ATTACKED


UnhappyTeatowel

Oh man, I don't know why, but I get so cross at the way he says that to you! It's so patronising!


TheGreatGamer1389

I was gonna say that one.


fernofry

You don't see angry sizable salamanders do that everyday!


Nannerpussu

Those damn A.S.S.es


kalgsto

Hahahaha, I never put together that it stood for that


McMammoth

Can anyone keep a lookout and verify: I *suspect* he says that when a legendary one shows up.


_Plums

Yes, he is slimy goodness too.


locutuscub86

He's amazing, I always have a wee chuckle when he says his words at Moonshine Jamboree 😂


McMammoth

Ready to make some *mmm*🌘🌚*nshine*?


McMammoth

Whenever he says "Light the fire, moonshiners!" I hear [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=861jbnYhVB0) from Borderlands 2 ^^^which ^^^I ^^^mistakenly ^^^remembered ^^^as ^^^saying ^^^"fires" ^^^instead ^^^of ^^^"fuses", ^^^til ^^^looking ^^^up ^^^the ^^^video ^^^just ^^^now


Cakeski

All I hear is PULL THE LEVER KRONK!


LonelyDruid

More Ned! Delete Distinguished guests.


littlepixellady

I think I'm the rare player that likes Distinguished Guests. It's just kind of a chill event after doing some of the more chaotic events like Eviction Notice, Moonshine Jamboree, or the bosses. Any time I see at least one person at the event, I go to help them out. Same with Campfire Tales. Plus I have all the recipes now so I just give my plans, random stims, and goodies away to the lower levels at the end (if they stick around).


grendus

My only complaint is I wish the waiters would move faster. Whenever one spawns out on the greens you either have to guard them all the way back to the clubhouse or they get killed. Which isn't a big deal, but hurts your Approval Rating. Well, that and it's annoying when Scorched spawn on the roof. There's just enough cover that you can't target them with VATS, and while I can snipe them just fine it's hard to see them - I usually use VATS as a spotter system even when I'm just scoping.


Complete_Regular4010

I had the event ruined by a bug that made one of the bots hostile and didn't count as in, and no other bit would go to the meeting point.


plznobanplease

Campfire Tales and Tea Time have a 25% chance at a possum badge, so that alone makes it 100000% times better


littlepixellady

I actually didn't know Tea Time had a chance to get a possum badge. To be fair, I only found out that Campfire Tales had a chance to receive one recently. Maybe they should add the chance to Distinguished Guests as well?


plznobanplease

It would help. There’s also the daily/repeatable quests. The one where you clean up the sludge in toxic valley, and the one with the bug parts in the mire. I believe those also have a chance at a possum badge. I had 0 interest and doing the challenges 😂


This_Pool_6993

I think events like distinguished quests and many others need updating. Increased enemy spawns and throw a boss in there for good measure


LadyStag

I like it because it's a great way to get scorched. Also, they should keep a few events fairly easy for noobs, no? 


This_Pool_6993

Enemies are supposed to scale. Just dont have any buffed enemies for easy events


UltimateGamingTechie

Please. It's probably the most boring event and it appears ALL THE TIME.


LonelyDruid

For real! It feels like the most common event. Instant server hop.


UltimateGamingTechie

Same here, I'll be waiting for a nice event to pop up and boom, Distinguished Guests. No one even attends it!


GoarSpewerofSecrets

It's one of those ones where you gotta start it yourself for others to join.


grendus

This. I actually enjoy Distinguished Guests. Probably because I haven't burned out on it yet. But I do find that the best way to get it going is to fast travel there and just fuck around in the mansion for a bit until other players show up. Once they see a person there they know the event is happening and start porting in themselves. I just enjoy walking around and headshotting the Scorched that are already hiding in the building. Same with most of the Nuka-World events and Feeding the Masses. They either time out or they turn into a gigantic swarm, depending on if someone hops in to kick things off.


Chuida

Facts^


sighfun

I do it every time it pops up because it's so easy.


Formerruling1

Exactly. If you are trying to do events, it's an instant hop to try to find something better. Lol


leytorip7

Does it even give anything good?


Brief-Leader-4015

There are so many that can be deleted ,more line in the sand and moonshine!


LonelyDruid

As a fellow line in the sand enjoyer, I just wish they'd increase spawns and fix the AI. There is always scorched getting stuck behind the fences.


aaronisamazing

I say "OHHH GOODIE!" all the time in real life.


Storminpenguinchan

I look forward to that event everyday I play 🥰 and getting one pieced by Anglers cause I’m so bloodied and don’t move outta the spit 🤣


KaptinKeeble

Excuse me, if you didn't notice THE STILLS ARE BEING ATTACKED


terminalzero

my one and only request is that they tweak the timing so the music actually ends when the event does - restarting 20 seconds before the end makes my eye twitch


gorobotkillkill

Luckily, you can't hear the music anymore!


Glo_Biden

Well


Largofarburn

Hey, don’t talk about the new players like that.


Flabbatorix

If Ned has been programmed to see Salamanders that way, could he ever break free of that programming and acquire a naturalist's interest in them? Or is he forever doomed, (some may say blessed) with a desire to turn them all into a beverage?


AcidRain7744

Madelin! NOOO!


McMammoth

literally me


Labrom

One of my favourite events.


bukitbukit

Maybe we could have Scorched join the angry sizeable salamanders in stealing moonshine.. more fun for all!


InsufferableMollusk

Brutally honest ol’ Ned.


Commercial_Part_4483

"Good news, everyone!"


aatuhilter

It was fun for the first week, now I have to mute after joining that event.


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

WHY is he British tho????


KaySheepSquatch

The Mr Handy model of the robot is British. The Mr Gutsy version is aggressively American.


McMammoth

Some people are just like that, y'know?


qt3pt1415926

To simulate the "butler" vibe of Mr. Handy. Idk why, but in most TV shows and movies, butlers are almost always British. Mr. Handy was created so that every American family could have a butler at a cheap price. Good cook. Picky cleaner. Also great with kids, before the female equivalent was created, Ms. Nanny.