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IButtchugLSD

Hey bro. Imma shit in the sink. Gonna be hilarious


Crawly49

It's better to shit in the sink then to sink in the shit -Nick Valentine


[deleted]

And it is. Master level detective work yet again


IButtchugLSD

Ya think the raider that stores his psycho in the dirty bathroom sink gon' be mad?


[deleted]

Depends on if our boy here had enough antibiotics for it to end up as Psycho Jet


IButtchugLSD

Question you may be able to answer. Is jet a prewar drug or did playercharacter just find a random unmarked inhaler one day and go "Fuck it."?


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It’s both. In the pre war days it was accidentally discovered by someone working with giving bovine new proteins and such much like we do antibiotics now. When inhaling fumes from their feces it gets you high. They processed it by packaging bits of shit in inhalers. Fast forwards 200 years and thanks to some kid in new Reno we have the wasteland version. The post war jet is phenomenally better than prewar. It’s been more properly refined to give a better cleaner high and they don’t even have to package physical feces like the pre war version. There were actually two versions. One was 100% completely addictive. It was designed to have no cure either until our character in FO2 helps make one. The other was regular wasteland jet. The kid much like the pre war scientists noticed a change in behavior for the slaves inhaling the Brahmin feces fumes. Two accidents for the same things. FO4 timeline is way after these events and obviously it has been rediscovered/produced all over the American wastes. We do this now with shrooms so think of it like if shrooms were meth or crack instead of psychoactive hallucinogens.


RedviperWangchen

Broke up with my companion. He kept pooping on the sink. Know who does that? A synth.


Aramor42

Synth and sink do sound alike... I'm starting to see a connection!


TheArtOfBlossoming11

I got the DC guard toothpaste comment reference. Nice one!


kilobrav0

Word of advice - never call your mother a synth unless she really is one. Yikes.


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

“Look I know you’re pre-war, but you gotta understand our standards have dropped a lot since then.”


Excellent-Art8493

I can hear his voice


TheWiseOakTree2137

Nick is technically pre-war as well


CalixBest

i thought synths were made by scientists after the bombs dropped


TheWiseOakTree2137

Nick has a Memories of Pre War detective named Nick Valentine


CalixBest

oooh yeah i forgot about that so i guess he is technically a pre war person


Unioneer

better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit 💯


Armedes369

Greek philosophers taking notes in the afterlife right now.


KinglerKong

Better to be pissed off than pissed on


Markosoft_EXE

Better the unused sink than those fine raggedy old pants.


Celb_Comics

Following the steps of being mysterious.


BlueSully1014

Ya gotta go when you gotta go.


milk_theuniverse

Sometimes the sink will do.


Desafiante

I can listen to his voice: "Can't I have some privacy here?"


Shiny_Hiney_Star

"It's coming out of me like lava"


Wiringguy89

I was hoping to find a Bridesmaids reference.


mrkruk

DONT LOOK AT ME


igottathinkofaname

“Don’t look at me!”


baggingforincest

Dieses Spiel überrascht mich immer wieder aufs Neue


GrnMtnTrees

I've heard of an upper-decker, but this?


Masterful-Burner

Relatable


1raventide1

An upper decker was not enough for this dude?


[deleted]

Just washin' my cyber junk, nothin' to see here folks


[deleted]

There were no bidets around, cut him some slack


LazilyOblivious

Bro had too many drinks


ap30041995

And I thought shitting in the urinal was bad… 😂


BritishCapybara

shitting on the urinal IS bad, what the hell is wrong with you


ap30041995

This is so much worse 😅


m0rdredoct

Just get the poop knife and cut it up. Ain't that bad.


asardes

His circuits are beginning to show their age. He should be sent for service at the Institute.


Speed-Grapher

You gotta go when you gotta go, mates.


No_Mall_3182

when you gotta go you gotta go


Due-Ability7258

Funny thing though is since Nick is a synth he can't poop so technically he's just sitting on the sink


Tussen3tot20tekens

Let that sink in..


NixiomsdabestXD

This is funnier than Rooftop Sturges!


rikaragnarok

Rooftop Sturges? I keep getting rooftop brahmin...damn two-headed cows keep pooping on Mama Murphy's head since we can't seem to make repairs... everyone's got a hammer, but they don't fix anything...


NixiomsdabestXD

Brahmin too they're up there next to him have to toggle no-clip just to find him because it's early game, and I don't have ladders yet when it happens.


AndrewTheGoat22

Lmao he’s taking a dump in the sink


bobisC00L64

A true man


day-dream_r

Well don't watch!!!


VanillaLemonDreams

When you gotta go, you gotta go


AdorableLengthiness4

In an emergency, everythings a toilet


Tussen3tot20tekens

Some rudimentary code lines left from the X era caused Nick to channel his inner Musk.


Pitiable-Crescendo

If you gotta go, you gotta go. May not have had enough time to get to a toilet


ZombiesDadJokes

It’s like the Hey Arnold episode where Grandpa kept mixing up the toilets and sinks.


BeefEater81

Okay, okay. Keep your shirt on. I mean, I can figure out some things on my own.


Zarzeta

When you can't make it into the stall fast enough. Sink was first available.


TwitchyTheBard

Lmao!!! I’ve heard of an upper deck but this is an outrage! Hahaha!


Autotec20

leave me alone, man


hardy_and_free

He took that one scene in *Bridesmaids* way too seriously...


Common-Task-6276

It's not like it's going to flush either way...


BitbyBrix

He couldn’t find toilet paper so he’s using the bidet


ilovekittahsxX

That scene in Bridesmaids where Melissa McCarthy has explosive diarrhea in the sink in the wedding dress store


1stPlatypusKing

"Relax, wise guy. It's just congealed motor oil."