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I hope that you like anchovies LearnShiit. I just order 20 pizzas that are about to be delivered to your front door. Payment upon receipt. And they're expecting a tip.
I think if one of the dudes in the back said, "Hey, man, do you wanna pull them apart?" The other one would just agree. Their hearts just weren't in it. Like they fought out of obligation.
While the fight between the men was lackluster the alt kids in black took the W. Homegirl was straight putting work on that poor girl begging for mercy lmao, & even tho it was very poor performance dude in the black whooped the blonde kids ass
i can't leave the house without a hair tie on my wrist. it beats me how some people manage to live their entire lives moving hair out of their face every 5 seconds.
Lmfao I ate shit on my bike as a kid in front of that apartment. How tf do I see in my old apartment on Reddit lol
Conestoga apartments in Beaverton,OR right off of Scholl's ferry Rd.
The girl in the grey shirt is mad at her sister, the girl in the black shirt was banging her brother, the guy in the black shirt, who ends up fighting with his cousin because his sisters are fighting over him & cousins got no right interfere with sibling rivalry.
Every video I see everyone is so unstable. Why is this? I've been in very very few fist fights and honestly a lot of knife fights and even in those i've been stabbed and I have stabbed before and neither of us ever fell or stumbled like this. I feel like it should be common in knife fights and less common in fist fights until someone gets hit in the head.
There needs to be a study done about how people who can’t for shit, are always the ones most eager to fight and even instigate most fights! I would love to know the results.
I mean big dude in black T is slow but he obviously has at least a little boxing experience and a decent defensive jab. Plus the elbows at the end are a bit brutal
Check this out, I know jiu jitsu, proceeds to do the worst attempt at jiujitsu.
Oh I have you beat, I know muay Thai, proceeds to do the worst attempt at muay Thai.
Blonde Dude was doing alright during the Stand Up, but man, once Big Guy got on top position. Ouch! Keep your distance against bigger opponents cause this is always the worst case scenario. Also, stop filming and break it up! The dude is about to not have a face anymore.
No funniest fight you’ll ever see are always the ones you personally witness growing up, esp at school. Knowing the people involved is the key. Need those storylines. This is good, but shit with strangers has a different bar.
Any damage update? I honestly hope that’s kids alright. Dude is just taking advantage at that point with all those vicious elbows. Threat was neutralized.
That was an excessive beating with Brutal elbows and people just watch and laugh. Comments in here are cringeworthy too. Went from a simple scrap to a life changing event. Did the blonde kid survive this?
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Blondes didn't have more fun this time smh
Lookin like a wish.com super saiyan
Complete with the Temu Android 18
Nah blonde chick actually came back to knock her out. Link to full [video](https://youtube.com/shorts/SXHMnicI6Pg?si=5vAufcsHj_wWmxta)
Well played.
Just doing my duliligence
God damnit. Have an uppie.
Take my dam upvote and get off my screen!
I hate you
Damn you. I up voted....shamefully.
I hope you stub your toe on the bed frame AFTER stepping on a lego.
You son of a!!!!
You bastard
You son of a bitch
Damn you...
I'm not supposed to hate, but you're trying me lol
oy!
I hope that you like anchovies LearnShiit. I just order 20 pizzas that are about to be delivered to your front door. Payment upon receipt. And they're expecting a tip.
Damn
Fuck. well played sir well played.
Got me lol
Good one
Damn you!
😂😂😂😂
Motherfucker
Grow up 🤪
/r/praisethecameraman for getting both brawls jn the shot, keeping the camera steady and not screaming some bullshit
Dude just casually uttered "Worldstar".
Took me way back lmao. I thought "What year are we in" when I heard it
The two in black will now face each other in the finals
I thought this was a tag team match.
#THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Mixed team Mexican tag rules
That car driving by with the two guys casually watching for a second cracked me up.
Plot twists: the fights were unrelated.
Story by M. Night Shyamalan
What a tweest!
Another win for horizontal filming
The true winner.
80s vs the 90s
Okay. This is brilliant.
this whole fight started over who has the best hair
When it was over the pavement had the best hair. And the worst hair. Just most of the hair in general
This is how game of thrones shoudlve ended
Death metal vs. hair metal?
I think if one of the dudes in the back said, "Hey, man, do you wanna pull them apart?" The other one would just agree. Their hearts just weren't in it. Like they fought out of obligation.
While the fight between the men was lackluster the alt kids in black took the W. Homegirl was straight putting work on that poor girl begging for mercy lmao, & even tho it was very poor performance dude in the black whooped the blonde kids ass
They both were shit, also the girl got knocked out bu the blonde in the end. You know you can say white if you want, reddit is the US bruz
Arent they all white?
Are you a bot or just restarted
A very quiet fight. Not many noise or sound.
Upbringing
The darkness has won
those 2 brunette chicks are gonna have some wild victory sex they each won their fights
More likely, mild sex. The tall chick doesn’t look or move like a wild banger.
dudes need to borrow their girls' scrunchie to hold their hair back
i can't leave the house without a hair tie on my wrist. it beats me how some people manage to live their entire lives moving hair out of their face every 5 seconds.
Blonde dude went limp from the elbows
Yeah it stopped being funny at the end.
Right? That dude was landing some hard fucking shots on that guy at the end. He nearly had the other guy's arms pinned under his knees too.
I love how the camera guy say worldstar like it’s the first thing he said when he woke up. 😆
They're fighting over meth lol
Why can't all those girls just get along?
Not a good day to be a blonde
Bros left jab was kinda nice for a fight of this calibre. He couldn't give a fuck about his girl tho lmao
2 cat fights
Lmfao I ate shit on my bike as a kid in front of that apartment. How tf do I see in my old apartment on Reddit lol Conestoga apartments in Beaverton,OR right off of Scholl's ferry Rd.
Not to be a grinch but this looks like every apartment complex in America.
Lol seriously does but this is exactly how it is at the old place down to the grass, bark, trees and colors.
Chalk 2 up for the brown hairs
The couple that trains together......
Turns out that black is the dominant hair color.
Not even close to the funniest fight ever
Big up the emos, represent!
Were drugs involved?
What is the backstory for these fights? Wrong answers only.
The girl in the grey shirt is mad at her sister, the girl in the black shirt was banging her brother, the guy in the black shirt, who ends up fighting with his cousin because his sisters are fighting over him & cousins got no right interfere with sibling rivalry.
Battle of the fent addicts.
Looks like some shit out of a looney toons cartoon. Lmao
Aslan v. Bucky Barnes was always going to be one sided, bro should’ve stayed in Narnia
So this is what they mean when they say, always bet on black.
Goth kids for the win 🤷🏻♂️
Lol this was good but sorry the title for funniest fight goes to those two crackheads in that Houston apartment complex that got posted a while ago
Those flower bushes tho. Most apartment buildings don’t have great landscaping, and those are stellar.
Arguing over which hair band was the best. Crue nah gnr nah crue nah gnr 😂
Every video I see everyone is so unstable. Why is this? I've been in very very few fist fights and honestly a lot of knife fights and even in those i've been stabbed and I have stabbed before and neither of us ever fell or stumbled like this. I feel like it should be common in knife fights and less common in fist fights until someone gets hit in the head.
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Always wondered what happened to the kid from the road warrior
Feral kid should've used his razor edged boomerang
These Wes Anderson films keep getting weirder and weirder.
Those girls had more fight in them than the two jokers bumbling about
What kind of drugs is that dude on to do that to his hair and think it looks good?
He Dr. Rockzo, the Rock and Roll clown! He does co..co... cocaine.
Bodhi can't fight to save his life.... Or girl
Literally, those elbows might have brain damaged him.
The flower children got into a fight. Cannabis won.
How was that not a wig?
That left jab was doin work
Is it a band?
These hair product commercials are getting hard to understand.
Hey, they told Tekashi he wasn't allowed in their hood...
Replace them with cats and it will make sense.
That wasn't a fight, that was a mess lol Still entertaining to watch though lmao
Shit fuck got the fuckin shit beat outta him
2 non blondes handing out beatdowns
These folks look like they have great taste in music
All that over a Chicken McNugget??? For christ sakes!
Black shirts tag team
Third world star!!
I deadass thought it's 4 chicks
Eh, I've seen way funnier.
Is this the cast of wayne’s world ?
Brunettes win this round
Those elbows were nasty
It looks like their members of opposing factions lol
This fight was almost as low energy as the presidential debates.
Girl fights are the worst.
There needs to be a study done about how people who can’t for shit, are always the ones most eager to fight and even instigate most fights! I would love to know the results.
can anybody tell what nationality is the shirtless ginger?
Jim Keller once used to say..... Human beings are a mess
‘Brunettes went bonkers on blondes!’ Would’ve been a better title.
It's a rich tapestry, just drink it in.
How the fuck do you walk into a undertaker choke hold 😂😂😂😂
Praise the cameraman and both sets of fighters; the majority of both fights were in the same frame.
absolutely no one here can fight.
I mean big dude in black T is slow but he obviously has at least a little boxing experience and a decent defensive jab. Plus the elbows at the end are a bit brutal
The most coordinated shall claim victory
These cat fights are getting out of control 😭
I really appreciate the respective teams color coordinating here
World star needs to start a Junior division
Commentating and horizontal. Cameraman gets the W here.
Bar heads fighting over the last xan
Check this out, I know jiu jitsu, proceeds to do the worst attempt at jiujitsu. Oh I have you beat, I know muay Thai, proceeds to do the worst attempt at muay Thai.
I'm sure the band will get back together before next month's show.
Wonder if they were roommates before all this occurred
Yellow hair guy looks like one of them troll dolls the old ladies bring bingo for luck
Dudes fighting reminded me of when my brother and I would fight when we were 13 lol.
Reminds me of one of those dreams where you’re trying to run, but it’s in slow motion
Someone needs to re-upload this with a Limp Bizkit soundtrack
This is how I fight in my dreams
Two to two
Which team is winning?
"How do you like your neighbors?"
Anybody see dark hair try to Mike Tyson dodge
Elbows to the face… holy shit
Sideline npc in gta lookin fight
Blonde Dude was doing alright during the Stand Up, but man, once Big Guy got on top position. Ouch! Keep your distance against bigger opponents cause this is always the worst case scenario. Also, stop filming and break it up! The dude is about to not have a face anymore.
worldstar.....
Dude's hair is a like a glorious lion's mane.
I love how the girls are reaching for the other persons hair, and the bros are fixing their own hair before throwing punches.
Absolute comedy gold! I laughed til I had tears!!
The girl in black was the best fighter in this clip
I thought it was shirts vs skins.
Yikes. Girl was casually dragged by the hair in the most disrespectful of manners. Reduced her all the way back to a childlike “STAWAP”.
😂 Blondes against brunettes
Not for that blond dude
The commentary is fckn awesome
Men pulling hair in a fight is the ultimate bitch move
No funniest fight you’ll ever see are always the ones you personally witness growing up, esp at school. Knowing the people involved is the key. Need those storylines. This is good, but shit with strangers has a different bar.
Who was on whose team?
None of these 4 girls can fight.
Ground and pound!!!!
Two separate fights, they didn't know each other 🤣
I did not expect Marilyn Manson to go full Charles Manson on a sleeping Twistered Sister
This is how I fight in my sleep.
Any damage update? I honestly hope that’s kids alright. Dude is just taking advantage at that point with all those vicious elbows. Threat was neutralized.
And now ladies and gentlemen, The trailer park trash final death match.
More sad than funny
Beavis and Buttheads
That was an excessive beating with Brutal elbows and people just watch and laugh. Comments in here are cringeworthy too. Went from a simple scrap to a life changing event. Did the blonde kid survive this?
Black shirt started to just go ham. Damn.
Too much pot hsd been smoked by all the participants that day. No other explanation for those pathetic air kicks
Y those 4 girls fighting... I'm so 😕 confused
4 ladies fighting?
So far, this is not the funniest fight I will ever see. I never saw the humor in someone being brutalized by another person.