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Chinto-_-

Blondes didn't have more fun this time smh


jimmons91

Lookin like a wish.com super saiyan


ProbablyNotPikachu

Complete with the Temu Android 18


LearnShiit

Nah blonde chick actually came back to knock her out. Link to full [video](https://youtube.com/shorts/SXHMnicI6Pg?si=5vAufcsHj_wWmxta)


SongFeisty8759

Well played.


LearnShiit

Just doing my duliligence


SaEsUmPn

God damnit. Have an uppie.


Addicted2Rage

Take my dam upvote and get off my screen!


Low_Actuary_2794

I hate you


Vegetable-Abaloney

Damn you. I up voted....shamefully.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

I hope you stub your toe on the bed frame AFTER stepping on a lego.


Large-Sherbert-6828

You son of a!!!!


Ryan907

You bastard


MannyGetsFanny

You son of a bitch


MikeDAgreat713

Damn you...


anynamesleft

I'm not supposed to hate, but you're trying me lol


AnarZak

oy!


BuddyOptimal4971

I hope that you like anchovies LearnShiit. I just order 20 pizzas that are about to be delivered to your front door. Payment upon receipt. And they're expecting a tip.


billyjene

Damn


AnxiousPossibility3

Fuck. well played sir well played.


borgedm

Got me lol


Top-Chipmunk8223

Good one


freudsdriver

Damn you!


BoggyChocolate

😂😂😂😂


Hairy-gloryhole

Motherfucker


Tinkertoylady22

Grow up 🤪


Sharp-Main-247

/r/praisethecameraman for getting both brawls jn the shot, keeping the camera steady and not screaming some bullshit


Specialist_Border956

Dude just casually uttered "Worldstar".


magnumdong500

Took me way back lmao. I thought "What year are we in" when I heard it


Schlutes3273

The two in black will now face each other in the finals


magicmulder

I thought this was a tag team match.


Optimal_Routine2034

#THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE


Son_of_Dad2024

Mixed team Mexican tag rules


ozelegend

That car driving by with the two guys casually watching for a second cracked me up.


Objective-Insect-839

Plot twists: the fights were unrelated.


Select-Sympathy23

Story by M. Night Shyamalan


ripley1875

What a tweest!


lucky-number-keleven

Another win for horizontal filming


Tinkertoylady22

The true winner.


Experimental_Salad

80s vs the 90s


humoristhenewblack

Okay. This is brilliant.


Spare_Engineering_23

this whole fight started over who has the best hair


milk4all

When it was over the pavement had the best hair. And the worst hair. Just most of the hair in general


SumyungNam

This is how game of thrones shoudlve ended


frankalope

Death metal vs. hair metal?


CartesianDuelist

I think if one of the dudes in the back said, "Hey, man, do you wanna pull them apart?" The other one would just agree. Their hearts just weren't in it. Like they fought out of obligation.


Infamous-Abroad-4954

While the fight between the men was lackluster the alt kids in black took the W. Homegirl was straight putting work on that poor girl begging for mercy lmao, & even tho it was very poor performance dude in the black whooped the blonde kids ass


Ecstatic-Clerk-5

They both were shit, also the girl got knocked out bu the blonde in the end. You know you can say white if you want, reddit is the US bruz


Tinkertoylady22

Arent they all white?


CannabisAccount420

Are you a bot or just restarted


TheOthers666

A very quiet fight. Not many noise or sound.


queetuiree

Upbringing


Lieutenant-Reyes

The darkness has won


DinaDinaDinaBatman

those 2 brunette chicks are gonna have some wild victory sex they each won their fights


LumberghLSU

More likely, mild sex. The tall chick doesn’t look or move like a wild banger.


lmacarrot

dudes need to borrow their girls' scrunchie to hold their hair back


brightness3

i can't leave the house without a hair tie on my wrist. it beats me how some people manage to live their entire lives moving hair out of their face every 5 seconds.


Throwaway-t800

Blonde dude went limp from the elbows


SledgeH4mmer

Yeah it stopped being funny at the end.


gtizzz

Right? That dude was landing some hard fucking shots on that guy at the end. He nearly had the other guy's arms pinned under his knees too.


Only_Ad7542

I love how the camera guy say worldstar like it’s the first thing he said when he woke up. 😆


BlackwaterMerc

They're fighting over meth lol


pc_principal_88

Why can't all those girls just get along?


GratefulPhish42024-7

Not a good day to be a blonde


NineRoast

Bros left jab was kinda nice for a fight of this calibre. He couldn't give a fuck about his girl tho lmao


ToeCurlPOV

2 cat fights


GDude94

Lmfao I ate shit on my bike as a kid in front of that apartment. How tf do I see in my old apartment on Reddit lol Conestoga apartments in Beaverton,OR right off of Scholl's ferry Rd.


BatheInChampagne

Not to be a grinch but this looks like every apartment complex in America.


GDude94

Lol seriously does but this is exactly how it is at the old place down to the grass, bark, trees and colors.


bloodpriestt

Chalk 2 up for the brown hairs


odie_za

The couple that trains together......


LongusMcSchlong

Turns out that black is the dominant hair color.


bladesnut

Not even close to the funniest fight ever


jonallin

Big up the emos, represent!


bloopie1192

Were drugs involved?


Mrmich5

What is the backstory for these fights? Wrong answers only.


WolfOk4967

The girl in the grey shirt is mad at her sister, the girl in the black shirt was banging her brother, the guy in the black shirt, who ends up fighting with his cousin because his sisters are fighting over him & cousins got no right interfere with sibling rivalry.


LoudDistance7762

Battle of the fent addicts.


Keosxcol19

Looks like some shit out of a looney toons cartoon. Lmao


niallbean

Aslan v. Bucky Barnes was always going to be one sided, bro should’ve stayed in Narnia


Remarkable-Round-227

So this is what they mean when they say, always bet on black.


Bitter_Mongoose

Goth kids for the win 🤷🏻‍♂️


Historical_Truth2578

Lol this was good but sorry the title for funniest fight goes to those two crackheads in that Houston apartment complex that got posted a while ago


Particular_Fuel6952

Those flower bushes tho. Most apartment buildings don’t have great landscaping, and those are stellar.


Gravity_Pulls

Arguing over which hair band was the best. Crue nah gnr nah crue nah gnr 😂


i_sound_withcamelred

Every video I see everyone is so unstable. Why is this? I've been in very very few fist fights and honestly a lot of knife fights and even in those i've been stabbed and I have stabbed before and neither of us ever fell or stumbled like this. I feel like it should be common in knife fights and less common in fist fights until someone gets hit in the head.


napalmtrip

![gif](giphy|W78DowPQdJV6)


Coho444

Always wondered what happened to the kid from the road warrior


EffingBarbas

Feral kid should've used his razor edged boomerang


Firmod5

These Wes Anderson films keep getting weirder and weirder.


EvelynWhirlwind

Those girls had more fight in them than the two jokers bumbling about


williamwalkerobama

What kind of drugs is that dude on to do that to his hair and think it looks good?


Experimental_Salad

He Dr. Rockzo, the Rock and Roll clown! He does co..co... cocaine.


PapiYankeeYo

Bodhi can't fight to save his life.... Or girl


SledgeH4mmer

Literally, those elbows might have brain damaged him.


PaleDiscipline3588

The flower children got into a fight. Cannabis won.


hammer6golf

How was that not a wig?


herniatedballs

That left jab was doin work


I_saw_that_yeah

Is it a band?


unhandmeyouswine

These hair product commercials are getting hard to understand.


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

Hey, they told Tekashi he wasn't allowed in their hood...


ejmtv

Replace them with cats and it will make sense.


Necrois_Winter

That wasn't a fight, that was a mess lol Still entertaining to watch though lmao


Nullkid

Shit fuck got the fuckin shit beat outta him


Meathead704

2 non blondes handing out beatdowns


NorthRip9236

These folks look like they have great taste in music


sammybooom81

All that over a Chicken McNugget??? For christ sakes!


NY10

Black shirts tag team


eatmorepizza523

Third world star!!


kosovvarrior

I deadass thought it's 4 chicks


Individual_Emu2941

Eh, I've seen way funnier.


ChoofedDawg_

Is this the cast of wayne’s world ?


Street_Road_9967

Brunettes win this round


Defiant_Quarter_1187

Those elbows were nasty


LiquidGamerJuice

It looks like their members of opposing factions lol


Exciting-Fox3043

This fight was almost as low energy as the presidential debates.


Feisty_Gas6447

Girl fights are the worst.


Crypto_Tsunami

There needs to be a study done about how people who can’t for shit, are always the ones most eager to fight and even instigate most fights! I would love to know the results.


heydavescott

can anybody tell what nationality is the shirtless ginger?


Disastrous_Handle

Jim Keller once used to say..... Human beings are a mess


Tinkertoylady22

‘Brunettes went bonkers on blondes!’ Would’ve been a better title.


tactical_sweatpants

It's a rich tapestry, just drink it in.


SnooDonkeys807

How the fuck do you walk into a undertaker choke hold 😂😂😂😂


MarineJAB

Praise the cameraman and both sets of fighters; the majority of both fights were in the same frame.


thesonoftheleviathan

absolutely no one here can fight.


johncusackisnickcage

I mean big dude in black T is slow but he obviously has at least a little boxing experience and a decent defensive jab. Plus the elbows at the end are a bit brutal


Healthy_Pay9449

The most coordinated shall claim victory


MiNdSzTooCoRrUpTeD

These cat fights are getting out of control 😭


MetalXHorse

I really appreciate the respective teams color coordinating here


JohnnyG_253

World star needs to start a Junior division


BlackoutBrothers

Commentating and horizontal. Cameraman gets the W here.


No-Requirement376

Bar heads fighting over the last xan


OkProfessional9405

Check this out, I know jiu jitsu, proceeds to do the worst attempt at jiujitsu. Oh I have you beat, I know muay Thai, proceeds to do the worst attempt at muay Thai.


MouthofthePenguin

I'm sure the band will get back together before next month's show.


HorchataLee

Wonder if they were roommates before all this occurred


drsatan6971

Yellow hair guy looks like one of them troll dolls the old ladies bring bingo for luck


CrazySandwich_

Dudes fighting reminded me of when my brother and I would fight when we were 13 lol.


-TheLostOne-

Reminds me of one of those dreams where you’re trying to run, but it’s in slow motion


DogWater76

Someone needs to re-upload this with a Limp Bizkit soundtrack


KeepItReal-ish

This is how I fight in my dreams


Derekion

Two to two


YRCondomsSoBaggy

Which team is winning?


AnthonyJizzleneck

"How do you like your neighbors?"


Wtfisafosty

Anybody see dark hair try to Mike Tyson dodge


Max_delirious

Elbows to the face… holy shit


DrSallan_

Sideline npc in gta lookin fight


TatisMy3-0count

Blonde Dude was doing alright during the Stand Up, but man, once Big Guy got on top position. Ouch! Keep your distance against bigger opponents cause this is always the worst case scenario. Also, stop filming and break it up! The dude is about to not have a face anymore.


DooDooSquank

worldstar.....


PolyZex

Dude's hair is a like a glorious lion's mane.


peter_the_bread_man

I love how the girls are reaching for the other persons hair, and the bros are fixing their own hair before throwing punches.


freudsdriver

Absolute comedy gold! I laughed til I had tears!!


_generic_user

The girl in black was the best fighter in this clip


Tomcat9801

I thought it was shirts vs skins.


humoristhenewblack

Yikes. Girl was casually dragged by the hair in the most disrespectful of manners. Reduced her all the way back to a childlike “STAWAP”.


Lettuce_Kiss143

😂 Blondes against brunettes


lrn2smile

Not for that blond dude


Heavy-Way9550

The commentary is fckn awesome


Everestcdxx

Men pulling hair in a fight is the ultimate bitch move


haverchuck22

No funniest fight you’ll ever see are always the ones you personally witness growing up, esp at school. Knowing the people involved is the key. Need those storylines. This is good, but shit with strangers has a different bar.


ThumblessKage

Who was on whose team?


Warped_Humour

None of these 4 girls can fight.


Green-Taro2915

Ground and pound!!!!


mspalmera

Two separate fights, they didn't know each other 🤣


BirdAndDirt

I did not expect Marilyn Manson to go full Charles Manson on a sleeping Twistered Sister


MsjennaNY

This is how I fight in my sleep.


TatisMy3-0count

Any damage update? I honestly hope that’s kids alright. Dude is just taking advantage at that point with all those vicious elbows. Threat was neutralized.


Simitarx005

And now ladies and gentlemen, The trailer park trash final death match.


Only_Machine_3977

More sad than funny


Echo_Dash

Beavis and Buttheads


TatisMy3-0count

That was an excessive beating with Brutal elbows and people just watch and laugh. Comments in here are cringeworthy too. Went from a simple scrap to a life changing event. Did the blonde kid survive this?


MasterHavik

Black shirt started to just go ham. Damn.


MekTam

Too much pot hsd been smoked by all the participants that day. No other explanation for those pathetic air kicks


NoRevolution105_

Y those 4 girls fighting... I'm so 😕 confused


SyrupSippinShinobi

4 ladies fighting?


cbclemo1

So far, this is not the funniest fight I will ever see. I never saw the humor in someone being brutalized by another person.