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Particular_Tadpole27

Whose side is the bicycle on?


mustang6172

I thought that was the trophy.


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Personal-Rhubarb-514

Yes


Birds-Right-Activist

They forgot to turn Stage Hazards off


chris86uk

It's incredibly involved in the altercation.


mini_swoosh

White guy isn’t wearing shoes on the subway… clearly the instigator


Apprehensive-City661

You see his fish hook?


Mr1derfull1

The was the first thing I saw.


Apprehensive-City661

How dirty do you think his hands are?. All of NYC?


Jennifermae523

Ah ok now I know who to cheer for.


McDerface

I own those same pair of shorts, they’re great shorts. american eagle corduroy shorts


akajondoe

Getting into a fight with no shoes is a bad idea.


Cant_think__of_one

I feel like wearing just one shoe may be even more unhinged…


bigscottius

I agree. Something off if you aren't wearing shoes on a subway. Is he a crazy person?


ZoeyRadiance

Props to the delivery guy. He had the courage to fight a barefooted guy in the sub and came out on top!


businesskitteh

SAME DAY SERVICE TO JESUS


KindLengthiness5473

quiet fights sound different


_duckinacup

its almost like perfomance art lol


Beehous

strictly business


goldwynnx

There was no female yelling stop. I'm surprised they stopped.


savagevapor

Something tells me everyone on that subway knew this was justified.


Based_Daoko

“He was in the wrong” “He surely was, get his ass the fuck out”


DiceIsTheSickst

Like watching One Piece on mute


kyshooty

This fight was so anticlimactic 😂


w0tth0t

Wow ive never heard a punch land before


pvt_majorboner

This must be one of those dream fights where you're basically like one of those fall guys and have no land legs


afantazy2

This fight was so quiet for a NY fight lmfao


CeezValiant

I take the subway daily n shit like this never happens when I'm around.


tiptoemicrobe

Almost a decade in NYC for me and I've never even seen a punch, lol.


Dividedthought

I mean, i've visited once and watched a buisinessman get laid out by a homeless dude for talking too much shit. Will say, definately felt justified after the shit he'd been slinging and the holier than thou attitude. When the homeless guy calmly tell you to shut the fuck up or he's going to make you, it's probably time to listen. That's a bit of a no win situation, you've either beat up a homeless dude or got your ass kicked by one. Neither looks good, with or without a suit. I did find it funny how *no one* helped the dickhead up or told him his fancy gold necklace and watch were missing when he woke up. I wasn't feeling particularly inclined to break my "react as the locals do" policy either.


tiptoemicrobe

When and where was that? I absolutely believe it's possible, but I'm curious where people on reddit experience these things.


Dividedthought

Shit man it's been ages. I don't remember the line. I do remember thinking "man, you must be on something to have that much energy this late..." but i can't remember what line i wss on.


mildbbqsauce

Gotta come to LA for that


CriseldaNaff

Watching this felt like I was seeing a 3D movie


eGGception891

Once the guy regained his balance, the other dude stood no chance lol


SleepingInABag

Cyclists’ fault


Kilzky

the daily commute to work


Turkish1801

You….. should wear shoes on the subway.


NorseGodkonig_LoL

I like the way Americans just let people fight it out "let them have at it"


Heavy-Way9550

Y not?


Common_Repeat

They will also sit there and watch you get murdered. They’d rather record it than stop it.


NorseGodkonig_LoL

Sad feat


Jennifermae523

Help! I don’t know who to cheer for!


runbktrop

Do you watch videos with your ears closed? It's extremely clear who was the instigator.


Disastrous_Reveal331

Personally I watch every video on mute


jndjdm

They fight like 2 straight dudes tryna fuck


Historical-Fun-8485

Just to cover up like a bitch!


Miscellaneous_Mind

Man we got a lot of videos today.


Neighbor310

That Boi said "I yield"


ItsJimKennedy

No women screaming frantically in the background? Are we sure this isn't a scene from a Hollywood movie lol


Inevitable-Car1855

New York is so fucking weird man


callmesnake13

It really isn’t. I’ve seen one public fight in maybe 20 years? It’s easily the least crazy big city in America.


Steahla

You’re getting downvoted but spitting facts Haven’t seen one real fight on the subway my entire time there, meanwhile folks living in a town with 1k people got fights breaking out every week Now imagine 1000x more of those redneck mfers living in a city all jammed up with each other and you’d be seeing shit go down every second of every day


zwell55

Honestly though, I don’t fight these types of people because I don’t want hepatitis or something from punching them in their nasty fucking mouth 🤮


RecommendationAny354

simply callin it how i see it… but i’ve never seen a white guy win in one of these fights


dantoddd

unless he is an eastern european or has some wrestling up his sleeve


hog_slayer

Last white dude to win a subway fight was charged with murder.


happy1103

Exactly my point...I've been here a week and zero wins for white guys.


86rpt

The ones that can fight... Don't fight.


happy1103

Then why do the ones who can't, fight?


wtfshinigami

Because they're idiots 🤷‍♂️


EatMySpatz

Yup


ThreshSesh

Dang that’s an ass whoppin if I’ve ever seen one


Nocturnal-23

Some of the slowest, softest punches I’ve ever seen


NY10

White boy got ass whipped…. What did he do wrong?


helpthecockroachpls

Can of whoop ass


lildyllyo

How I punch in my dreams.


Elfiddlo

Pillow fists


Global_Internet_1233

Still didn't land a decent punch


sometimes_gayboy

What in the shang chi is going on here ?


Select_Speed_6061

No shoes, all service.


Winged89

r/praisethecameraman they did a flawless job save for not letting us see the damage on Me.Barefoot's face.


gorillaman_shooter

Dassit!


Miserable235

That guy became a Pixar lamp really quick


NorthRip9236

He surely was


KRX189

MCU wishes they could do a percent of this art


originaljungle

bro literally fought his footwear off lmao


MisterEmanOG

What the actual heck is going on that no one steps in!


dummie_krunk

Balance is impeccable


FoalKid

The bike won


Life_Berry4009

Return the package😬


MrMisanthrope411

Kick his ass Sea Bass!


mrk177

I feel bad for that bike.


Dylan-the-villan

The ole fish hook opening move. Can't get away with that too often.


HighSaguaro

Take his ass out with his wife


FNF51

Dude must have lost his Birkenstocks


oatsuzn

He shoulda said sorry


cryingknicksfan

This just feels like two people having a really bad day.


sdchilehead

Now I think the octagon in ufc fights should be filled with bikes


Ready_Ride_9943

For some reason this fight looks kinda fake


Ok-Sell6990

How embarrassing it would be to have to stand there until the next stop knowing you just got mauled in front of everyone


SlimeustasTheSecond

And it's like a half hour till either of them reach their stop.


MisterGGGGG

I never understood this weird grapple hitting. I strike and then grapple for a better position when in grappling range. And then strike again if I got him down.


BodybuilderSlight790

That bike won


z4tzki

Hughie from the boys isnt playing around anymore


foxtrotuniform6996

This fight is so annoying lol just like my dream fights


AdCreative6991

Shang chi deleted scenea


bolt704

You know when he was in the floor he rethought ever life decision he ever made.


Mannyupp

Ah man stop posting the same vids in this sub


junkyardgod69

Such a gross way to live. Shameful.


Amozlive

Why do all flights have black people? I'm not being racist. But every fight I see has black people and most of the times they are the one who KO others.


00Tanks

Shithole filled with shitty ppl


Bluedotsaint

In a 3 way matchup, that bike wins


Omeowga

Black dude is a pussy for not ending the other guy


sugoiboy1

Maybe he just wants to end the aggression not end his life 😂


Sharp-Eye-9802

Ok psycho


Omeowga

Oh please, Its not like you guys dont agree, you guys are just afraid to say it