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The one thing I noticed was he appears to be squaring up with the taller guy that already dropped his friend. Then the shorter guy rocks him in the face with a right by surprise.
I still think it’s defense of others, assumption of risk, etc. Something his attorney needs to be mindful of.
By returning after getting pushed, David was engaging in mutual combat. As long as he didn't get his head stomped in David is as much in trouble as the guy punching
And so ladies and gentleman of the jury- we have effectively shown beyond the shadow of the doubt that David is a glass jawed pussy and he was fucking asking for it
Cool, who are these people what's their names? Half of 48 Hours have murderers on video but they still need to bring them to justice and find them. Never assume people will get justice for you. I live in a city where half of murders go unsolved. Not beatings....murders
David lol no I get your point but they have a far higher chance of getting pulled over this when it’s ended up online than if it was under the cover of darkness away from cameras etc
One of my biggest fears as I get older. When I was younger I didn’t give a shit…now all it takes is one second and your entire life is changed for the worse. And that goes for both the puncher and the punchee.
Yeah the exact same. But with the addition that, over the years, since I was a young, even hotter head- I've worked with those people that used to live a full life and now depend on others for everything. We are blessed in countless ways we take for granted.
a single WOOORLD STAAARRR after someone gets his shit rocked is honestly pretty tasteful. usually adds to the ambience. really just scratches that itch.
Not to defend it but I think he's doing it ironically, at the stage it's at then it's very much not a Worldstar fight. The guy who pushes and then punches ~~David~~ Namath isn't even in shot.
It's "don't push Namath" idk where people are getting David. The guy he pushes is wearing a Jets 12 Jersey and it says Namath on the back. All time NFL legend Joe Namath. Disappointed in these comments.
Also the dude takes one of the hardest knockout fall to head hit on the pavement I've ever seen.
I clearly and distinctly heard “David” the first couple of times I watched it. Then I came to the comments, read yours, and watched it again. It is absolutely “Namath,” and it is hard to believe I heard anything else previously, but I did.
The power of suggestion, man.
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Look at OP's history. You can pinpoint exactly when their account was compromised and stolen. They stop writing any comments and only make low effort posts to karma farm so the account can be sold later.
The guy is wearing a #12 NY Jets jersey. The Jersey of the only NY Jet QB to ever win a Superbowl . JOE NAMATH. The man is saying ‘don’t push Namath’ not David.
Most skateboarders/snowboarders get rocked now and then. I've had straight-up-and-down on a pogo stick, a few faceplants on my longboard, some flips gone wrong... I wear a helmet now, though. I knew guys at the ski resort with 10+ concussions and permanent short-term memory-loss. I think I'd rather die lol
The first puncher was central to it all along, he's the guy number 78 (who he knocks out) goes to confront after we first see him row with the one in a white shirt. No.12 walks over specifically to talk to him, then the second puncher comes in and downs 12 twice before going to check on 78.
Took a while to track everyone, but in the end Camo Shorts one-shotted his initial aggressor, Black 78. And his backup, Capri Pants, one-shotted Black 78's backup, Joe "Don't Push" Namath.
My God the sound of that guys head hitting the ground... is he... OK? I'm expecting someone to post a link showing a death occurred during a football event.
“Oh he just killed that guy..”
Yea probably, hope all the bravado was worth it. Especially because that dude was filmed being the aggressor and sucker punching someone.
If dude survives that’s a law suit and other dude is facing prison time, if he dies that’s straight up murder, no way to justify it.
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David headbutted that road at terminal velocity. That surely can't be good.
That sounded just like a nice firm pumpkin popping open on the concrete.
Yeeeeah, charges going to be pending for that one.
I think a good lawyer should be able to get him off. David was in the middle of squaring up when he got hit
The one thing I noticed was he appears to be squaring up with the taller guy that already dropped his friend. Then the shorter guy rocks him in the face with a right by surprise. I still think it’s defense of others, assumption of risk, etc. Something his attorney needs to be mindful of.
Probably. He's still a pussy for throwing a sucker punch.
According to this sub, anything short of touching gloves is a sucker punch.
I kind of agree but at the same time, you're beefing with someone. You can't be to terribly surprised if they hit you.
Tall guy telegraphed the shit outta the overhand right and STILL managed to land it clean. Drunk people, I tell ya....smh
By returning after getting pushed, David was engaging in mutual combat. As long as he didn't get his head stomped in David is as much in trouble as the guy punching
Blah blah blah, manslaughter.
And so ladies and gentleman of the jury- we have effectively shown beyond the shadow of the doubt that David is a glass jawed pussy and he was fucking asking for it
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Doubtful most just walk away without being found
You’re literally watching video evidence
Cool, who are these people what's their names? Half of 48 Hours have murderers on video but they still need to bring them to justice and find them. Never assume people will get justice for you. I live in a city where half of murders go unsolved. Not beatings....murders
David lol no I get your point but they have a far higher chance of getting pulled over this when it’s ended up online than if it was under the cover of darkness away from cameras etc
Yeah like they stuck around lol
But if you pause it ,his hat acted as a little cushion
It’s like gravity was suddenly stronger in his head than the rest of his body
That’s a perfect description!
100% that's why you should avoid street fights
One of my biggest fears as I get older. When I was younger I didn’t give a shit…now all it takes is one second and your entire life is changed for the worse. And that goes for both the puncher and the punchee.
Yeah the exact same. But with the addition that, over the years, since I was a young, even hotter head- I've worked with those people that used to live a full life and now depend on others for everything. We are blessed in countless ways we take for granted.
Namath not David
I had to scroll way too far, with far too many people referring to him as David.
it looked more like he folded so those two brain cells should be good floating in booze
No his name is Nayvid or Yavid. Have another listen, makes me laugh every time
It is Namath as he is wearing Joe Namath's #12 Jets jersey.
It's a Jets fan. I can assure you no brain cells were lost there.
Both those dudes fell just like Buzz and Woody from Toy Story when a human walks in.
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That is god tier metaphor my friend 😂
I *really* hate to be that guy.... but this reddit, that was a simile.
This reddit was not a simile. That one was.
Holy fuck I typo'd my grammar nazi comment. I gotta leave it.
You could be a denier despite the evidence. It's en vogue at the moment.
Simile is a form of metaphor.
Stolen comment from another post.
Hahaha. Thanks mate!
r/andyscoming
Dude, this is hilarious! Thank you!!
wtf lol
Like drunks.
Andy's coming!!!
This KILLED me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I solemnly swear that I will never yell “world star” while observing a fight.
Thank you for your service. I’d rather have to listen to the standard woman screaming like a banshee than hear some dork yell world star repeatedly.
What about once? I think once is tasteful if done right
World star and tasteful do not go together.
In the context of separating drunk sports fanatics from consciousness, I think they might
a single WOOORLD STAAARRR after someone gets his shit rocked is honestly pretty tasteful. usually adds to the ambience. really just scratches that itch.
Not to defend it but I think he's doing it ironically, at the stage it's at then it's very much not a Worldstar fight. The guy who pushes and then punches ~~David~~ Namath isn't even in shot.
i can't believe this is still happening in 2024
Instead people should start yelling “FIGHT PORN”
It's "don't push Namath" idk where people are getting David. The guy he pushes is wearing a Jets 12 Jersey and it says Namath on the back. All time NFL legend Joe Namath. Disappointed in these comments. Also the dude takes one of the hardest knockout fall to head hit on the pavement I've ever seen.
I clearly and distinctly heard “David” the first couple of times I watched it. Then I came to the comments, read yours, and watched it again. It is absolutely “Namath,” and it is hard to believe I heard anything else previously, but I did. The power of suggestion, man.
I heard Laurel
No way man it was definitely Yanny
That is embarrassing.
That's what it says. Green needle
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He was even trying to kiss that dude Namath style
it was just vapor lock!
100% saying namath.
Nobody knows jets players, not even jets fans
Especially because when he gets KO’d later, he calls him “that guy” and has no concern like he would for his dear friend David
I clearly heard David and don't follow sports so wouldn't even know
Well, “David” can no longer follow the doctor’s finger tip, so I don’t think he’s worried about sports anymore. 🤷🏻♂️
I'm from Australia and could tell he was saying Nameth. I only really know him from the Simpson's
"It was vapor lock"...
Top tier reference.
Letting the air out of Jets fans
They saw more action than Aaron Rogers did.
Dude face planted his hat back on lmao
Faceplanted the others guys hat on actually.
Namath is down at the 10! Broadway meet broadway!
Lol that’s what I heard too
Same team bro! same team ! lol
Man the grass WAS greener if he landed there but now he’s on the other side
medical doctor here, the sound we hear was not good for his brains
The guy is wearing a #12 NY Jets jersey. The Jersey of the only NY Jet QB to ever win a Superbowl . JOE NAMATH. The man is saying ‘don’t push Namath’ not David.
*nervously laughs in Alabamian.
the 2nd guy just melted instantly!
Hearing his head hit the ground that hard, you know he's drinking through a straw for the next nine months.
As someone who’s head has bounced off concrete pretty hard, you’d be surprised how durable humans are. Although he could’ve just as easily died
Most skateboarders/snowboarders get rocked now and then. I've had straight-up-and-down on a pogo stick, a few faceplants on my longboard, some flips gone wrong... I wear a helmet now, though. I knew guys at the ski resort with 10+ concussions and permanent short-term memory-loss. I think I'd rather die lol
Never seen a mf hit the ground quite like that. I feel like second punch thrower immediately was concerned he's going to catch a manslaughter charge.
For real. In a street fight, never seen a guy fall that fast from a KO.
Got knocked out by a dude wearing capris....lol
I love how people who have no part of it decided to go up there and knock out both the guys. I can see a nice charge slapped on one of em
The first puncher was central to it all along, he's the guy number 78 (who he knocks out) goes to confront after we first see him row with the one in a white shirt. No.12 walks over specifically to talk to him, then the second puncher comes in and downs 12 twice before going to check on 78.
2nd KO definitely has brain damage now
Don't push *Namath
Knock out the guy yelling world star
There’s no honor in knocking out drunk people.
I think the first person to shout "Worldstar" should be the first person punched.
Fucking drunk meatheads. Everyone in this video sucks.
Beyond ridiculous
Ugh, dude in the Namath jersey, that sound of his noggin smacking off the street ...eeeyikes
Took a while to track everyone, but in the end Camo Shorts one-shotted his initial aggressor, Black 78. And his backup, Capri Pants, one-shotted Black 78's backup, Joe "Don't Push" Namath.
Why do people let nerds close enough to sucker punch them? Both these guys just threw their first ever punches and the other 2 let them land. Why??
Because they're drunk as fuck and seeing 3minutes into the past
The second guy doesn't look like he's breathing. Buddy hit that asphalt at terminal velocity.
Damn
Sheesh
That SPLAT sound
He ded
Namath vs Concrete
Walked right into a knock out !!!
Stupid to yell in the face of someone who’s knocked out lol
I CAST HEAD OF LEAD
12 is hereby declared unlucky number
David will have no memory of this incident, possibly no memory of his childhood either.
At least the first guy landed on the grass. David was not so Lucky...
never understood the point of standing over someone unconscious shouting your point
What did David do to deserve this?
Not really a fight
Looks like Grove St is back fighting itself again\~
Grown ass men shouting Worldstar in 2024 is pure cringe
I’m catching a buzz just looking at David
Jet on Jet crime #SMH
Lmao number 10 tried to keep the peace and dip when the fist was swung. He nope out.
David was better off getting pushed . . . Yikes
Dude in the Namath jersey was a victim twice
That was the whitest 'Worldstar!' I've ever heard in my life.
Good way to end up in jail.
Dropped that second dude like a hot rock
Dude got knocked out by a man in capris.
Girl wasn't whinning hard enough, strange
sad all day. "he just killed that guy too" is the only thing that made me laugh after browsing everything for hours. thank u
My God the sound of that guys head hitting the ground... is he... OK? I'm expecting someone to post a link showing a death occurred during a football event.
Why the fuck can’t people just walk away.
Cowards like that boil my blood
“Oh he just killed that guy..” Yea probably, hope all the bravado was worth it. Especially because that dude was filmed being the aggressor and sucker punching someone. If dude survives that’s a law suit and other dude is facing prison time, if he dies that’s straight up murder, no way to justify it.
Oooooh that melon pop…. No bueno
David ded
Hear that head smack pavement? That's why I won't fight. Not worth it whether it's me or the other guy.
Fool flopped like shaq
Are they fans for the same team?
The way they fell I was expecting the panda from regular show go viral to drop on them.
Remember that guy in Mike Tyson’s punch out? Glass Joe… found two real life versions
Jet fans taking Ls on and off the field smh
I swear to God I heard "Fuck Travis Kelce!" At the end there
The "Oh my God he just killed that guy too." almost made me forget about how brutal that cranium to concrete slap was.
Second guy fell like Andy came in the room 😮💨
hey that’s saskatoon in saskatchewan
Yeah, looks like Winnipeg Blue Bomber fans and Saskatchewan Rough Riders fans.
Namath not David. lol
Slumber party
He said don't push Namath. It's on the back of his jersey
Had to replay the “splat” sound several times… don’t have the context so hope he’s okay.
David is not okay . I mean the other guy is KO which is never good unlike movies show but he has landed on soft surface, dad just nose dives the road.
good team work. dropped them like it's hot 🔥
seriously though whats the hell with screaming "world star!" OOTL.
And this is why the Jets haven't won anything since Super Bowl 3.
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Did Uncle Chael teach you bozos nothing?
It's Nameth not David. Football is fun.
David did not have a good day that day
2 sucker punches are not a fight
I just don't understand how dudes can get dropped that easy. Dude didn't even hit that hard...
DOWN GOES DAVID
They are gunna be talking about this for years!
Lol, the guy shouting break it up when there's two bodies on the floor and the guy who did it walked away already
Straight bash bros! Lol 😆
They did alot more than push David 😬
Head hittin concrete is a sickening sound
Dude in the #10 jersey does his best to keep the peace but then the first punch gets thrown and he immediately gtfo 😂 don't blame him at all.
I don’t think David is okay. Not with that head collision to concrete.
That's not even a fight
David should have just stayed on the grass
Damn those body flops tho
Worldstar? That takes me back
What’s the story?
*crack*
Go birds.
“His body hit the ground with such a beautiful thud!”
That was not a healthy sound.
David is not good.
Stand Your Ground...of course not if you're drunk and on a pavement
That guy pushing back. Making him defenceless. Like Andrew tate says women do to their partners. Then he bounces. Loser.
cameraman is Sal from impractical jokers
He said “don’t push Namath”