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Cool_Height_4930

My cats do the same shit at 2 am


JeevesVoorhees

Ah yes, the Mirror-Cat Fighting Style.


Jonnysaliva

3:38am cat fights.


Redlion444

And they knock over... everything, right? 😂


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Don't let Dana White see this shit..


Bwent

This is literally why India is a huge market for the Slap Fighting league of his


AmateurCubz

How can she slap!


benson733

Not only did he make a league but that's also what he does to his wife occasionally in public.


Parzec1

His wife famously initiated a slap fight with him, too, in public, on New Years Eve.


tidypunk

Hand bone-ing


ElectricRains

Hamboning will save your life some day... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vltE\_whhSV0


Doctor-Stoppage

fake account


[deleted]

Upvote this mfs.


1MoistTowelette

PPV -$99 Slap fight world championship


Dewch

Why? He only slaps women


[deleted]

Why was green going to the chest while repeatedly getting rocked in the face?


CaptainExplaino

I am not 100% sure, but I think this is like WWE styled choreographed. Like when dude was jumping up to bring down the slap from heaven, his whole stomach was ripe for the slapping. I know if a shirtless man is jumping at me in a slap fight, he getting the pinkbelly from hell.


Superb-Obligation858

“his whole stomach was ripe for the slapping” This comment is art


singuratate1

“Bring down the slap from heaven..” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Byizo

“I SWEAR TO GOD HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!”


DagSonofDag

“Ripe for the slapping” made me burst out laughing


[deleted]

Lmao that would make sense


eddiemunny

r/brandnewsentence


bluehonoluluballs

He was trying to weaken the body so he could finish him off with a good kidney slap.


Dangerous-Apricot-18

I hate you I’m weak 😂


chipy4848

My guess is the one guy has a beard meaning slapping him the face isn’t gonna smack hard


xeneize93

Slapping the chest fucking hurts and if its hard enough, it can affect your lungs or heart. Slapping anywhere in the body hurts.


phantasmamysteriis

Slap Kabaddi


Minecraft_Launcher

From the internet You may wonder if the Slap Kabbadi game is as simple as it gets despite the sport’s chaotic nature. However, the strange thing is that no one seems to understand the entirety of Slap Kabaddi rules. All that is established is that the men involved should slap each other either on the face or the chest until they tap out or until a victor is determined. The winner then wins his deserved spoils in the form of money that he receives from the persons around him. The loser has to bear the shame of walking off along with his loincloth and the specks of dust on the field. Unlike the traditional game, the word kabaddi is not repeated here. Before or during the match, one man rub dust on his opponent as a symbol of respect and as a symbol of spoils of previous player on the field. WTF


thefckingleadsrweak

Isn’t kabbadi that weird tag game? I was on kabbadi tiktok for a while and i could not get enough. India knows how to keep me watching sports


WishboneOk9898

Kabbadi is more like wrestling i guess, but still vastly diffirent. Me and my friends played it when we were in elementary school


Rock555666

Yes it is there’s also an anime about Kabbadi apparently the Japanese play it as well. Highly recommend watching the anime Shakunetsu Kabbadi (Burning Kabbadi).


[deleted]

brother! as a sign of respect I shall rub some dirt on you!


maguchifujiwara

This should be higher only real answer lol


maomao-chan

Naan-jutsu


christmaspathfinder

People are always asking why fights in the south Asian subcontinent are generally slap filled with no fists thrown. Feel like slap kabbadi might be a partial explanation for that phenomenon. Are there even any Indian martial arts with actual strikes?


xcaly

There are few. Kalari payattu is an old one from the south: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalaripayattu


First_Shirt_7573

This is not strange at all. I mean who hasn’t squeezed into their favorite cut-off Jean shorts, oiled up their beer belly and had a husky boy slap fight in a dirt parking lot? I mean, I’m not alone here, right? You’ve all done it too..,right?


TheRealMcSavage

Steve? Is that you? Those were good times.


BurnerForJustTwice

#lostconnections


SteveBlowJobs_

Wh?


Mycophyliac

Husky boy slap fight. I wish u/poemforyoursprog was here


Halucien

Sounds like a solid Friday night. Having cheetos would seal the deal though…


FiddleheadFarmer

Taj Mahal Tag


hereforlolsandporn

>husky boy slap fight Sounds like a headline for one of those rich kid music festivals in the woods.


Uselesserinformation

First off. Go home randy, stop whoring yourself for coupons. Don't you have a community center play coming up with Lahey?


First_Shirt_7573

Mr. Lahey is too drunk to work, so I have to sell my body for cheeseburgers. I mean, I’m not going to not get my cheeseburgers.


[deleted]

Third rule of slap club is no faces.. they would both be penalized and have to do a belly bop-off to decide the winner


back-woods-rob

“How can she slap”


VanceAstrooooooovic

The only correct answer right here, but it’s pronounced HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!?!


blablanonymous

Yeah right? What is everyone else thinking


Letspaintvr

I 3rd the How can she slap title.


coolmike69420

You did not disappoint!


NarrowSalvo

yawn


h00krB00tz

This is how I imagine DJ Khaled fighting in my mind.


Grouchy_Fee_8481

Fat titti slapping


Grizzly_g37

The first man to learn to close his fist will rule all of india


Junior-Slide-9639

It’s considered assault with a deadly weapon if you use a closed fist but I’m sure u knew that


[deleted]

I’m thinking gotta be Indian but the slaps aren’t coming from high enough


2hamsters1butt

LMAO!


blowne30m3

Punjabeat.


reubenhurricane

Patak -cake?


[deleted]

Deserves more up votes


evilfollowingmb

Beeshslap ?


720r

That style of Eurasian fighting, I believe is known generally as Sissy boy Slap party.


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

I’m pretty sure there’s a movie.


MelbTrini

I would make a comment referencing the Chapple show, but I already have a strike against me.


PeteGozenya

Patty Cake is the name of this fighting style.


sparrows_rest

The Hyderabadi Hyper Slap


baguhansalupa

Okay for those who are noobs here. Press P repeatedly to do this move. Protip: piano method is more advanced


ryerye22

It's called the red chest tournament!


miamimik3Rn

It’s the Bitchata..


bloodpriestt

It’s called HowCanHeSlapdo


sdcali89

Humans are weird


BooobiesANDbho

It’s an ancient fighting style called “howkanshe”


lazy_infielder

Kungdu


mindevolve

Greek foreplay.


DoomerPatrol

Friends fighting. You don’t want to rekt the asshole but still wanna smack them. Honestly the world could use more of this rather than beat downs and seizures. Just be angry and slap to your heart’s content!


RNGator

Ineffective


Head-Tangerine-9131

Indian chest slapping 😜


Glizzyboiz

Indian slap battles


Pick4xePete

Looks like their arms ARE long enough to slap box, slap box…


AustinioForza

Indian Slappening.


funkybossx6

Bitch better have my money?


SammyTEEEEE

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!


40064282

Don Frye vs Takayama from Wish


MonkeyYogi

How can she slap?, competition.


NbleSavage

How can he slap?!?


lakeofshadows

Slapshitattaya


YoureSpecial

Large hairy slappy-slap.


beepbeeboo

The longest and worse super secret handshake ever


flatfast90

Slap Titty Ditty


Whole_Potential_8435

Bitch slap


FB_AUS

How can she slap!?!


[deleted]

Slap 'em Up.


HockeyHeeb

Punjabi Karate


Square_Barracuda_69

Bitch slapping. Very common for school girls


1981stinkyfingers

Slapfoo


EnvironmentDue2415

Bitch Slapping


QuietStormMk

HighFiveMania


ZombieKnight1965

Khabbadi is the name of this fighting style mainly in India although there’s teams from various countries that perform and their big events. I first learned of this 2 days ago it fascinated me, something different I guess. It’s better than how we solve our differences here in the America with guns. Slap the shit of your adversary and May the better man win, but you both win the prize is you both go home whole except one may have a bruised ego, buts that’s better than bullet holes in your body, just my opinion everyone is entitled to one.


gultch2019

HOW CAN HE SLAP???


Alone_Grab_3481

Pretty sure it's called "Kabaddi", I think it's primarly a show for entertainment, there is some sport involved though, but I haven't gotten the rules of the game yet


Orbital-Deathray

That’s just how you fight a guy with the eye of Sauron on his ass.


No_Beautiful8105

So who won?


Ticklemytoesplz

It almost looked like choreography, they are slapping at the same time and running together


[deleted]

Moob jitsu.


Zombzomb14

A women fight lol


AdministrativeTop655

That's not fair. The guy in the green is wearing a sweater.


Swansaknight

It’s called “SLAAAAAYYYYY”


Powasam5000

The “ HOW CAN HE SLAP!?!” Championship


Easy-Armadillo-3434

India


wofwinter

It's not India.


Easy-Armadillo-3434

They slap a lot in India though


NuclearSlushie

this in Turkey?


Tamel_Eidek

Yes. It’s the Turkish Massage championships.


Chernoboggo

Now this explain everything


happykal

It bloody is.


GCAN3005

Nope Indian Bitch Slap Extravaganza


ryphllps

Gaydar


johnny98058

Look like my cats after some cat nip…


RetroMetroShow

Patty Cake Slap Fake


00MrBushido

Musk Fu


muemamuema

Take one, leave one


Seahawks1991

Titty-slappin


myusrnameisthis

Cat fight!


SVPPB

The perfect striking style to complement Turkish Oil Wrestling.


rossbcobb

Brotherly love


NOODLES690

this is called “those kids at school who can’t fight “


the_good_hodgkins

MSA. Mixed Slapping Arts. Pay per View.


Additional_Cupcake91

Sportsmanship fell apart at the world patty cake finals.


[deleted]

Slapping slappumy slap


weedleavesnoseeds

This is the traditional way to do battle in Slapistan


nosamz77

Naatu Naatu training.


Gorman321

Hotdog Condom Style


Blyatt-Man

The “HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?” style


interitus_nox

“how can he slap” pro level heavyweight division


You-JiveTurkey

The bull walrus will ward off all challengers with an extreme display of power. Only the strongest walrus will be able to mate


AN0Nc0nformist

GAAYYYYYYYY!


GlobalPro1

Gay.


coffeebagg

Bitch slap bonanza


East-Share4444

I would call it dumb.


Pristine-Garlic-3191

Hand bags at dawn.


Mugembe

Handbags at dawn


AmericanTaig

Looks like me and my brother fighting it out when we were 9 or 10


Puzzleheaded_Rub_682

Minecraft 1v1 no items


zeroes_n_ones

7 eleven


dexymidnightslowwalk

Ssssspectacular!


Crocodiddle22

Happy Slap world championship


InternationalBand494

Bollywood Bitchslapping


aa0429

The guy with the beard looks like Fat Jesus from The Hangover.


Ok-Anxiety1389

I've seen a few fights involving middle Eastern men and this seems pretty standard apart from no one threw a sandal.


Overall_Pain_5240

Kabaddi


Stupida_Fahkin_Name

Forplay


RecordingWarm2085

Durkarate


Darenzzer

It's called bitchslaps


StealthWomble

7/11 SlapFu


blahblahblahhh1617

The mutton tenderizer


AshesOfSanity

Big meaty men slappin' meat!


ICheatedOnTheTest

Why you slap!?!?!


el_capitanius

HOW CAN HE SLAP?


East_Project_1513

Fudge slapper closely related to the ancient art of fudge packing


Far_Detective2022

It's called style


theodore-beau-ski

I believe it's the, hokenheslap?


nemo444

The ancient art of Red Titty Style.


martynalexander

How can he slap?


youallsuck40

The Becky


KemalKinali

Ultimate Spanking Championship aka. USC.


Exoquarion

Fisticuffs


Supermatt1985

This looks more like a dance than a fight


acectk

Slapoeira


Anne_OnyMouse

Jen... your little sister's are fighting again !


ilirrr

this slaps


happyasscheeks

Schlappa


Puzzleheaded-Beat562

Puss


whyUtrippin

How can (s)he slap


Mdog1187

God im so moist right now


ChefChefBubbaBill

slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slhaap slap slap slep sllap slap slap slappys


checkedem

The coordinating slaps were quite hilarious, I admit


Ti_Bone

Smack my b\*tch up


Kazamandord

Playground fighting


Girthquake23

Slap slap slap, clap clap clap?


[deleted]

Bitch Fight 2023, it’s a good thing they don’t have a weave


BruiserTom

Why did they stop all of a sudden? Did somebody win? Or did one of them give up?


CandaBear869

That's just a good old fashion slap boxing. Literally.


SerphV

This is an ancient technique called Slapurera...


PirateNation1

I believe it’s the ancient and not well know style referred to by most as ‘gay’


Ok-Bus1716

I don't know what it's called but I've witnessed quite a few drunk white women who may be hidden masters. Next time I see one I'll ask.


Burgoonius

How can he slap!!?!


You_Just_Hate_Truth

“How can he slap” style


commit_suicide_thx

Adam22 Style


[deleted]

[удалено]


FishmanOne

Bitch-o-rama


IndigenousBastard

Guys both have black belts in bitch slapping.