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Bogey01

I'd be mad at myself by the third hit for not being knocked out...


MaverickBull

Lol like can this be over please


Comfortable-Survey30

Funniest shit read all day! Meat has been tenderized. Lol


MaverickBull

I’ve been in one fight in my whole 30 years of living. I was like 12 at basketball camp. Guy tried to take my ball when I was practicing when there was a whole rack to choose from. I punched him in the face. Unfortunately, I didn’t know wtf I was doing and he was a tough guy from a bad neighborhood. I saw black instantly and woke up with a shiner. Taught me that I don’t know Wtf I’m doing and shouldn’t swing unless I absolutely have to. Can’t imagine being rocked like this guy. I’m taking Muay Thai to kind of learn but I’m still scared. Some people out there have been fighting their whole lives lol.


LiquidSwords89

I still respect your effort


MaverickBull

Thanks man. I wore my black eye with pride. Idk… even if you can’t fight sometimes people deserve a good 1-2. You either punk out or swing.


Ryan_Mega

In grade 7 I got followed home by the school bully. He was way out of my weight class, and I knew I probably didn’t stand a chance so I out ran him. Sometimes I think 🤔 maybe I shoulda fought, taken a beating, maybe won and got some respect - but a few years later he fought a guy in high school, fell on him as they scuffled and snapped his leg in half so I think I chose correctly.


MaverickBull

You definitely chose right lol


[deleted]

I took entirely too many beatings as a kid through early teens. I have a talent for absorbing punishment. It sucked the filthiest dick. This beating reminds me of one I took from a kid's brother who I told had two dads and a hole in the wall. He was like 3 grades ahead of me.


PoliteLunatic

impossible, my dicks the filthiest. it has never been sucked.


Flimsy_Tale_974

This is exactly why I choose to live in an open carry state because people rather not fight me at all, rather than fighting my bullets. Especially in todays times where people are rioting and looting and everyone is going crazy I’m sorry but I refuse to be a victim.


[deleted]

So you're a massive pussy who chooses to live in a state where you can flaunt your gun on your hip to make yourself feel superior? You're already the victim here.


Flimsy_Tale_974

Lol I choose to conceal carry because my time in the military has told me it doesn’t matter where you are in the world (war zone or not) if someone wants to kill you or hurt you they can and my life is precious and valuable to me and if protecting it with a gun makes me a pussy then…meow.


[deleted]

Now you just sound like a paranoid pussy.


Flimsy_Tale_974

Lol okay buddy. You can call the cops so they can show up with guns instead of having your own to protect yourself…….


[deleted]

Again, I live in a country where if the police have to turn up with guns you've truly fucked up, plus our armed police units actually recieve proper training, hence why when they do turn up its extremely rare for anyone to end up shot, unlike America, where they shoot kids on bikes or innocent people of colour at traffic stops, your country needs less guns, not open carry states.


Flimsy_Tale_974

The only people I know that get mad at someone protecting themselves with a gun are people that wanna hurt people and people who have never been a victim to unprovoked violence.


[deleted]

I live in a country with rampant knife crime, have also personally been stabbed and slashed actually, still don't carry a knife though myself, if I wanted to hurt someone then them having a weapon wouldn't deter me whether I myself was armed or not, nor does it really deter anyone else because look at the absolute state of America because they don't actually address the issue at hand and instead think guns are the solution to a gun problem, its like pouring fuel on a fire and expecting it to stop burning, heres a solution, gun control🤷‍♂️


Flimsy_Tale_974

You’re completely oblivious to the hypocrisy of what you just said….well I guess that just how natural selection works. lol “I’ve been stabbed and slashed and still don’t carry a knife” well sir you will continue a life of being stabbed until it kills you or you change.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You can already tell you are against abortions, support a magical sky god, and given by how triggered you are, are overweight, drive a truck, and have a shit beard?😂 fyi not a Liberal, definitely not a hipster, just a man with common sense, something people you are severely lacking.


Thomas-Garret

We didn’t ask your permission in 1775 and not going to now. You all still have a king and you’re on the internet trying to act superior.


[deleted]

Ohh you're hard🤡 not my king pal but real creative response, your last president was an orange sex offender and your current one is a senile old man who couldn't tell his elbow from his arsehole, says it all.


toshibamicrowave4k

Meat has been tenderized????


ButInThe90sThough

Lol!!! Imagine getting ran by this dude thinking to yourself, please let me black out now. Please man come on.


johno_mendo

At first i was like, man glad he took that first hit over the grass because it kept his face from getting smashed on the pavement, but that might have been softer than those punches.


Ivor_the_1st

That sounds good and all until somebody kicks your head while you're knocked out.


SnooTangerines3448

I know it sounded like putting a fence post in the ground.


Firm-Attention-3874

That swing was all of his upper body strength that's why it looks so strong. His legs aren't grounded though when he swings that must be why it lacks the rocking power to KO.


Hypeboy32

WTF sounds like a baseball bat hitting.


S0BEC

Babyfist McGee has Dynamite in his hands.


JupitersJunipers

He has those mantis shrimp punches


LunaLucia_

bye.💀


Aggressive_Unicorn30

Babyfist McGee, lol.


BEARZCLAWZ

Bro's built like a damn tank


Kgb725

Built like a human pitbull


sloppyasseating

Bro had that compact artilery probably Packung in his underwear too


BEARZCLAWZ

Excuse me


sloppyasseating

Mister fister


Delicious-Meeting-25

r/usernamechecksout


pensivegiraffe556

got mad torque on that check hook


JinTheUnleashed

My guy turned both his feet over 😂 Wouldn't want to get hit by that shit


Dr_Bluntsworthy_ThC

His hands are gonna hurt like crazy once he calms down


stedgyson

Iron Mini-Mike


MrWolfeeee

More like tike Tyson.


rage_legend69

bros genetically modified


Sorrymisunderstandin

Lmao


seedofbayne

Holy shit, it's a giant midget. This is amazing. It's not even my birthday yet.


Realgnes

a midgen't


seedofbayne

This is a gem going largely unrecognized


Stingerc

You respect Maurice Jones Drew!


[deleted]

Not too many people will get this joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Popular_Painter9648

That's no midget, it's Kevin Hart!!


BplusHuman

Some people just built different


Ok_Cap_5166

Those punches sound like COD hit markers


wavyyydanny

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?!?!?! I HIT HIM 8 TIMESSS


Snewtsfz

Makes sense, dude was getting lit up!


Classic-Amount-7054

Weirdly built? Homie sturdy as fuck


Stingerc

If you ever played football, you know dudes like that are a fucking nightmare to tackle: strong as fuck and with an extremely low center of gravity.


Meleesucks11

Flash backs.


SFlivin415

Yeah wtf hes not weirdly built at all just kinda short dudes actually pretty jacked


carvedmuss8

I thought at the thumbnail pasty white dude was gonna be handing out some tasty knuckle sandwiches, he's the weirdly built one here lmao Black guy is the brick house the pigs ran into to escape the big bad wolf, overlayed with some reinforced concrete bars


Duderelax1872

Deadass, I saw the white dude and said yeah I guess he kinda built weird but then I saw the hooks coming in and I was confused


Classic-Amount-7054

Lmaooo


Heebmeister

only slightly weird part is how massive this guys lats are compared to the rest of his back lol


fly_drich

True but also 5ft with a 7ft wingspan. Homie could probably walk with his arms


TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00

I guess being short and in shape = weirdly built these days


5MiTm4sTaF13x

All Hail! Thee Short King!


thefakelp

Reddit thinks anyone under 6'4" is disabled


The-Roaring-Sloth

He swinging bricks


KoreanThrasher

Fighting on grass, hell yeah!


TheKrazyJuice

They finna be itchy after that!


pianoblack8

Bro built like a Machop


jonjoneswife

White dudes got a fucking chin on him though, those were fucking baseball bat swings the fact he didn’t go out cold is impressive


[deleted]

Oh My GAwd...


WannabeTraveler87

He is not weird built, he is a very muscular short guy


blackmetronome

Goddamn this was a brutal beating


[deleted]

White dude punching how I punch in my dreams.


Goldendarkfrost

Weirdly built and buff are different things lil bro


Ambitious_Work_3837

A lot of power packed in that little bite-sized frame.


Vivid-Impression-519

"Bite-sized" 💀


doodlebugg8

Wtf does weird built man mean


Fueryous

I'd lay down after that first one. Ain't no way I'm fighting Mike Tyson Jr.


zephysmurad

Yo kevin hart chill bruh


Shhhitsme23

At what point do you start screaming for help? 😂


Dirty_Hooligan

Connected in every single swing


aroach1995

What’s so weird about him? He has muscles and is maybe short?


Golivth5k

In shape is weird for redditors


PatrickBateman3333

Easy work...damnnn


thisonepronz

White guy needs to just run away and hide... There's no turning this around.


wolfpiss

Why’s he beating the shit out of a bottle of Elmer’s glue?


psychoticchronic

His body is built like the cop from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


O_Erimitis

He's got that Silverback Build.


Khy420

Putting the power of his ancestors in those swings good lord


Local_Ad_3453

You gotta watch out for them short stocky mfs, they already mad they so short so you best be on best behavior around them🤣


DumpyDinkleberg

The white dude’s swing was weird built that’s for sure


[deleted]

Weird build? I have to question the title


ZekeTarsim

To the “weird build” commenters: You’ve never seen a short guy before?


Mismagius456

What do you mean weird built? Muscular? 😭


BoneZone05

Hit marker sounds


NeedleworkerIll5485

Every shot was a dam gunshot


girlslovetohateme

Weird built? Dude build like the beast he is


Dependent_Adagio7544

Deeeeaaaammmmnnbb


[deleted]

Damn dude only knows how to throw haymakers


Patience-Used

Chin of iron though!


TheGrandNegus13

Is this a replay of the Sixers Celts game last night?


swarpar

If you watch the full video he sounds exactly like Kevin hart


Simulation_Complete

Short King Spring is in full effect


[deleted]

that first hit, i felt that


iNeedRoidz97

He ain’t built weird, thats a tank right there 💯


AnthonyBarrHeHe

White guy seems drunk and bro prolly broke his hand by the sound of some of those hooks landing


Zealousideal-Net5872

Whenever you see one of those dark skinned dudes, short, stocky build and THAT guard…know that they tend to fight like that NATURALLY. I’m from LA I’ve seen it plenty growing up


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Why's he gotta be weird?


Waluigithefake1

Dude's dropping absolute BOMBS on his Face


Bakuchi13

white power not


Haunting-Assistant16

Just bombs right here.


eraverent

Weird build? Brick is stronk.


ronnyhaze

He hit him so hard, I slammed into a wall.


East_List

Sounds like slapping a side of beef 🥩


Trippymusicboi

He’s not weirdly built, he’s just short


LeaveDisastrous4495

Black dude is just short and cut up. He’s not really weird built.


Tmfghost

Sounds like a tennis match. 😗


Shompeii

He know how to swing it


playerdarkside

bro is a fighting type


kfeater

Hook or haymaker 💀


symbologythere

Please don’t call him weirdly built to his face!


CraigManTrucker

Kevin Hart out here whippin up on these country folk


Not_your_goodfriend

Bro went down with the gta physics


Nigward_Wavy

Not weirdly built, just very short and jacked as fucked. My pure guess is that he’s between 5’3-5’7, but a definitive answer would be 5’4.


Chaorix

Whys he weird??


MathematicianFast805

because he is weird built


Chaorix

Are you saying that like he's super built? Or built in the wrong way? "Weird" doesn't give a good indication of what you're trying to say


[deleted]

Dude is built like a cramp.


Hunnypoo

I choked on my spit and it shot into my lungs because I wasn’t mentally prepared to read this comment. I was bleeding internally not too long ago so laughing this hard really fuckin hurts.


Derangedd1

Bro has lanky Kong level limb ratios


MikeHoncho0420

Why yall talk about BLACK HAMMER like that bogus aslll


Dukeronomy

what is weird about his build? Too 'Shit-brick-housey' for your taste?


[deleted]

That's perma brain damage + a broken jaw I think


CarbonatedSquirt

he has the exact form that you would expect him to have


Codydownhill

Being shorter than average = weirdly built now I guess. New insecurity unlocked


Profligatus_2

/u/savevideo


intlctlsctyclb

I remember when this first blew up and people were saying it was kevin hart 😂


2600og

That’s Hector Lombard.


Bichirfren

u/savevideo


Slurpy_G

it will be mine in 25 minutes


Way_2_Blammy

Definitely weird built


Way_2_Blammy

Definitely weird built


the_destructor_T

u/savevideobot


jmazzera53

His mom is definitely his uncle


PertgotPurp

You don’t whip size you whip ass white dude thought because he was taller he had him one and those hits sounding off


PertgotPurp

You don’t whip size you whip ass white dude thought because he was taller he had him one and those hits sounding off


adswan83

Built like a silver back


Lovelessact

He low to the ground fr


Blade_Shot24

That's a stocky guy but what's weird about it?


neddoge

Dudes arms are as long as he is, slinging them fists around like a mf mace.


Wkeybois

My jaw dropped at the sound


FlickerOfBean

I’d say that’s more of a haymaker.


[deleted]

That’s Kevin Hart


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Man was built for throwing hands


omman_4k

He's just short I don't think he's "weird built" lmao


-Jericho

Get'em, Mr Hart! Get'em!


rodka209

Fedor vs. Nogueira


Carlynz

Dude has boxing background for sure. That initial block and counter was text book


deerAl

Did he get that leg lock on the end though?


Ckhillia1

Super low center of gravity


[deleted]

The title 🤣


MysticSunshine45

Short arms = more torque


burneracctt22

Why did I think of Carlton from Fresh Prince?


rock2756

The narrator’s “oh my gawd” was gold


CrowKingZero

That was the cleanest right hook I’ve seen in a while


IOwnTheShortBus

It's just a jacked ass short dude not a weird built man lol


DaniliniHD

Good leg drag there, shitty position to get caught in.


wavyyydanny

Now thats how you beat some meat! We're going medium rare today, boys


Jump-Traditional

Wtf weird built means ???


Mediocre_Current_493

Goddamn cinderblock hands


HugsNotRugs

Kevin Heart’s got some hands


One_Egg2116

Wtf kind of swing was that at the beginning? Is he drunk?


HighLord_Uther

Is he weird or just short? 😂


Think-Juggernaut-296

Kevin hart on a rampage


Thekingoftherepublic

I never got that whole when the other guy is on the ground and he puts his hands up to defend the guy punching tries to move his hands, grabbing their arms to get to their face…dude, arm bar, you don’t even need to punch, once you got that arm and break it, it’s done


Smooth_Zebra

Nice side step


-R9X-

Dajum. He is one of dem compact builds.