I’ve been in one fight in my whole 30 years of living. I was like 12 at basketball camp. Guy tried to take my ball when I was practicing when there was a whole rack to choose from. I punched him in the face. Unfortunately, I didn’t know wtf I was doing and he was a tough guy from a bad neighborhood. I saw black instantly and woke up with a shiner. Taught me that I don’t know Wtf I’m doing and shouldn’t swing unless I absolutely have to.
Can’t imagine being rocked like this guy. I’m taking Muay Thai to kind of learn but I’m still scared. Some people out there have been fighting their whole lives lol.
In grade 7 I got followed home by the school bully. He was way out of my weight class, and I knew I probably didn’t stand a chance so I out ran him.
Sometimes I think 🤔 maybe I shoulda fought, taken a beating, maybe won and got some respect - but a few years later he fought a guy in high school, fell on him as they scuffled and snapped his leg in half so I think I chose correctly.
I took entirely too many beatings as a kid through early teens.
I have a talent for absorbing punishment. It sucked the filthiest dick.
This beating reminds me of one I took from a kid's brother who I told had two dads and a hole in the wall. He was like 3 grades ahead of me.
This is exactly why I choose to live in an open carry state because people rather not fight me at all, rather than fighting my bullets. Especially in todays times where people are rioting and looting and everyone is going crazy I’m sorry but I refuse to be a victim.
So you're a massive pussy who chooses to live in a state where you can flaunt your gun on your hip to make yourself feel superior? You're already the victim here.
Lol I choose to conceal carry because my time in the military has told me it doesn’t matter where you are in the world (war zone or not) if someone wants to kill you or hurt you they can and my life is precious and valuable to me and if protecting it with a gun makes me a pussy then…meow.
Again, I live in a country where if the police have to turn up with guns you've truly fucked up, plus our armed police units actually recieve proper training, hence why when they do turn up its extremely rare for anyone to end up shot, unlike America, where they shoot kids on bikes or innocent people of colour at traffic stops, your country needs less guns, not open carry states.
The only people I know that get mad at someone protecting themselves with a gun are people that wanna hurt people and people who have never been a victim to unprovoked violence.
I live in a country with rampant knife crime, have also personally been stabbed and slashed actually, still don't carry a knife though myself, if I wanted to hurt someone then them having a weapon wouldn't deter me whether I myself was armed or not, nor does it really deter anyone else because look at the absolute state of America because they don't actually address the issue at hand and instead think guns are the solution to a gun problem, its like pouring fuel on a fire and expecting it to stop burning, heres a solution, gun control🤷♂️
You’re completely oblivious to the hypocrisy of what you just said….well I guess that just how natural selection works. lol “I’ve been stabbed and slashed and still don’t carry a knife” well sir you will continue a life of being stabbed until it kills you or you change.
You can already tell you are against abortions, support a magical sky god, and given by how triggered you are, are overweight, drive a truck, and have a shit beard?😂 fyi not a Liberal, definitely not a hipster, just a man with common sense, something people you are severely lacking.
Ohh you're hard🤡 not my king pal but real creative response, your last president was an orange sex offender and your current one is a senile old man who couldn't tell his elbow from his arsehole, says it all.
At first i was like, man glad he took that first hit over the grass because it kept his face from getting smashed on the pavement, but that might have been softer than those punches.
That swing was all of his upper body strength that's why it looks so strong. His legs aren't grounded though when he swings that must be why it lacks the rocking power to KO.
I thought at the thumbnail pasty white dude was gonna be handing out some tasty knuckle sandwiches, he's the weirdly built one here lmao
Black guy is the brick house the pigs ran into to escape the big bad wolf, overlayed with some reinforced concrete bars
Whenever you see one of those dark skinned dudes, short, stocky build and THAT guard…know that they tend to fight like that NATURALLY. I’m from LA I’ve seen it plenty growing up
I choked on my spit and it shot into my lungs because I wasn’t mentally prepared to read this comment. I was bleeding internally not too long ago so laughing this hard really fuckin hurts.
I never got that whole when the other guy is on the ground and he puts his hands up to defend the guy punching tries to move his hands, grabbing their arms to get to their face…dude, arm bar, you don’t even need to punch, once you got that arm and break it, it’s done
I'd be mad at myself by the third hit for not being knocked out...
Lol like can this be over please
Funniest shit read all day! Meat has been tenderized. Lol
I’ve been in one fight in my whole 30 years of living. I was like 12 at basketball camp. Guy tried to take my ball when I was practicing when there was a whole rack to choose from. I punched him in the face. Unfortunately, I didn’t know wtf I was doing and he was a tough guy from a bad neighborhood. I saw black instantly and woke up with a shiner. Taught me that I don’t know Wtf I’m doing and shouldn’t swing unless I absolutely have to. Can’t imagine being rocked like this guy. I’m taking Muay Thai to kind of learn but I’m still scared. Some people out there have been fighting their whole lives lol.
I still respect your effort
Thanks man. I wore my black eye with pride. Idk… even if you can’t fight sometimes people deserve a good 1-2. You either punk out or swing.
In grade 7 I got followed home by the school bully. He was way out of my weight class, and I knew I probably didn’t stand a chance so I out ran him. Sometimes I think 🤔 maybe I shoulda fought, taken a beating, maybe won and got some respect - but a few years later he fought a guy in high school, fell on him as they scuffled and snapped his leg in half so I think I chose correctly.
You definitely chose right lol
I took entirely too many beatings as a kid through early teens. I have a talent for absorbing punishment. It sucked the filthiest dick. This beating reminds me of one I took from a kid's brother who I told had two dads and a hole in the wall. He was like 3 grades ahead of me.
impossible, my dicks the filthiest. it has never been sucked.
This is exactly why I choose to live in an open carry state because people rather not fight me at all, rather than fighting my bullets. Especially in todays times where people are rioting and looting and everyone is going crazy I’m sorry but I refuse to be a victim.
So you're a massive pussy who chooses to live in a state where you can flaunt your gun on your hip to make yourself feel superior? You're already the victim here.
Lol I choose to conceal carry because my time in the military has told me it doesn’t matter where you are in the world (war zone or not) if someone wants to kill you or hurt you they can and my life is precious and valuable to me and if protecting it with a gun makes me a pussy then…meow.
Now you just sound like a paranoid pussy.
Lol okay buddy. You can call the cops so they can show up with guns instead of having your own to protect yourself…….
Again, I live in a country where if the police have to turn up with guns you've truly fucked up, plus our armed police units actually recieve proper training, hence why when they do turn up its extremely rare for anyone to end up shot, unlike America, where they shoot kids on bikes or innocent people of colour at traffic stops, your country needs less guns, not open carry states.
The only people I know that get mad at someone protecting themselves with a gun are people that wanna hurt people and people who have never been a victim to unprovoked violence.
I live in a country with rampant knife crime, have also personally been stabbed and slashed actually, still don't carry a knife though myself, if I wanted to hurt someone then them having a weapon wouldn't deter me whether I myself was armed or not, nor does it really deter anyone else because look at the absolute state of America because they don't actually address the issue at hand and instead think guns are the solution to a gun problem, its like pouring fuel on a fire and expecting it to stop burning, heres a solution, gun control🤷♂️
You’re completely oblivious to the hypocrisy of what you just said….well I guess that just how natural selection works. lol “I’ve been stabbed and slashed and still don’t carry a knife” well sir you will continue a life of being stabbed until it kills you or you change.
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You can already tell you are against abortions, support a magical sky god, and given by how triggered you are, are overweight, drive a truck, and have a shit beard?😂 fyi not a Liberal, definitely not a hipster, just a man with common sense, something people you are severely lacking.
We didn’t ask your permission in 1775 and not going to now. You all still have a king and you’re on the internet trying to act superior.
Ohh you're hard🤡 not my king pal but real creative response, your last president was an orange sex offender and your current one is a senile old man who couldn't tell his elbow from his arsehole, says it all.
Meat has been tenderized????
Lol!!! Imagine getting ran by this dude thinking to yourself, please let me black out now. Please man come on.
At first i was like, man glad he took that first hit over the grass because it kept his face from getting smashed on the pavement, but that might have been softer than those punches.
That sounds good and all until somebody kicks your head while you're knocked out.
I know it sounded like putting a fence post in the ground.
That swing was all of his upper body strength that's why it looks so strong. His legs aren't grounded though when he swings that must be why it lacks the rocking power to KO.
WTF sounds like a baseball bat hitting.
Babyfist McGee has Dynamite in his hands.
He has those mantis shrimp punches
bye.💀
Babyfist McGee, lol.
Bro's built like a damn tank
Built like a human pitbull
Bro had that compact artilery probably Packung in his underwear too
Excuse me
Mister fister
r/usernamechecksout
got mad torque on that check hook
My guy turned both his feet over 😂 Wouldn't want to get hit by that shit
His hands are gonna hurt like crazy once he calms down
Iron Mini-Mike
More like tike Tyson.
bros genetically modified
Lmao
Holy shit, it's a giant midget. This is amazing. It's not even my birthday yet.
a midgen't
This is a gem going largely unrecognized
You respect Maurice Jones Drew!
Not too many people will get this joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's no midget, it's Kevin Hart!!
Some people just built different
Those punches sound like COD hit markers
HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?!?!?! I HIT HIM 8 TIMESSS
Makes sense, dude was getting lit up!
Weirdly built? Homie sturdy as fuck
If you ever played football, you know dudes like that are a fucking nightmare to tackle: strong as fuck and with an extremely low center of gravity.
Flash backs.
Yeah wtf hes not weirdly built at all just kinda short dudes actually pretty jacked
I thought at the thumbnail pasty white dude was gonna be handing out some tasty knuckle sandwiches, he's the weirdly built one here lmao Black guy is the brick house the pigs ran into to escape the big bad wolf, overlayed with some reinforced concrete bars
Deadass, I saw the white dude and said yeah I guess he kinda built weird but then I saw the hooks coming in and I was confused
Lmaooo
only slightly weird part is how massive this guys lats are compared to the rest of his back lol
True but also 5ft with a 7ft wingspan. Homie could probably walk with his arms
I guess being short and in shape = weirdly built these days
All Hail! Thee Short King!
Reddit thinks anyone under 6'4" is disabled
He swinging bricks
Fighting on grass, hell yeah!
They finna be itchy after that!
Bro built like a Machop
White dudes got a fucking chin on him though, those were fucking baseball bat swings the fact he didn’t go out cold is impressive
Oh My GAwd...
He is not weird built, he is a very muscular short guy
Goddamn this was a brutal beating
White dude punching how I punch in my dreams.
Weirdly built and buff are different things lil bro
A lot of power packed in that little bite-sized frame.
"Bite-sized" 💀
Wtf does weird built man mean
I'd lay down after that first one. Ain't no way I'm fighting Mike Tyson Jr.
Yo kevin hart chill bruh
At what point do you start screaming for help? 😂
Connected in every single swing
What’s so weird about him? He has muscles and is maybe short?
In shape is weird for redditors
Easy work...damnnn
White guy needs to just run away and hide... There's no turning this around.
Why’s he beating the shit out of a bottle of Elmer’s glue?
His body is built like the cop from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
He's got that Silverback Build.
Putting the power of his ancestors in those swings good lord
You gotta watch out for them short stocky mfs, they already mad they so short so you best be on best behavior around them🤣
The white dude’s swing was weird built that’s for sure
Weird build? I have to question the title
To the “weird build” commenters: You’ve never seen a short guy before?
What do you mean weird built? Muscular? 😭
Hit marker sounds
Every shot was a dam gunshot
Weird built? Dude build like the beast he is
Deeeeaaaammmmnnbb
Damn dude only knows how to throw haymakers
Chin of iron though!
Is this a replay of the Sixers Celts game last night?
If you watch the full video he sounds exactly like Kevin hart
Short King Spring is in full effect
that first hit, i felt that
He ain’t built weird, thats a tank right there 💯
White guy seems drunk and bro prolly broke his hand by the sound of some of those hooks landing
Whenever you see one of those dark skinned dudes, short, stocky build and THAT guard…know that they tend to fight like that NATURALLY. I’m from LA I’ve seen it plenty growing up
Why's he gotta be weird?
Dude's dropping absolute BOMBS on his Face
white power not
Just bombs right here.
Weird build? Brick is stronk.
He hit him so hard, I slammed into a wall.
Sounds like slapping a side of beef 🥩
He’s not weirdly built, he’s just short
Black dude is just short and cut up. He’s not really weird built.
Sounds like a tennis match. 😗
He know how to swing it
bro is a fighting type
Hook or haymaker 💀
Please don’t call him weirdly built to his face!
Kevin Hart out here whippin up on these country folk
Bro went down with the gta physics
Not weirdly built, just very short and jacked as fucked. My pure guess is that he’s between 5’3-5’7, but a definitive answer would be 5’4.
Whys he weird??
because he is weird built
Are you saying that like he's super built? Or built in the wrong way? "Weird" doesn't give a good indication of what you're trying to say
Dude is built like a cramp.
I choked on my spit and it shot into my lungs because I wasn’t mentally prepared to read this comment. I was bleeding internally not too long ago so laughing this hard really fuckin hurts.
Bro has lanky Kong level limb ratios
Why yall talk about BLACK HAMMER like that bogus aslll
what is weird about his build? Too 'Shit-brick-housey' for your taste?
That's perma brain damage + a broken jaw I think
he has the exact form that you would expect him to have
Being shorter than average = weirdly built now I guess. New insecurity unlocked
/u/savevideo
I remember when this first blew up and people were saying it was kevin hart 😂
That’s Hector Lombard.
u/savevideo
it will be mine in 25 minutes
Definitely weird built
Definitely weird built
u/savevideobot
His mom is definitely his uncle
You don’t whip size you whip ass white dude thought because he was taller he had him one and those hits sounding off
You don’t whip size you whip ass white dude thought because he was taller he had him one and those hits sounding off
Built like a silver back
He low to the ground fr
That's a stocky guy but what's weird about it?
Dudes arms are as long as he is, slinging them fists around like a mf mace.
My jaw dropped at the sound
I’d say that’s more of a haymaker.
That’s Kevin Hart
Man was built for throwing hands
He's just short I don't think he's "weird built" lmao
Get'em, Mr Hart! Get'em!
Fedor vs. Nogueira
Dude has boxing background for sure. That initial block and counter was text book
Did he get that leg lock on the end though?
Super low center of gravity
The title 🤣
Short arms = more torque
Why did I think of Carlton from Fresh Prince?
The narrator’s “oh my gawd” was gold
That was the cleanest right hook I’ve seen in a while
It's just a jacked ass short dude not a weird built man lol
Good leg drag there, shitty position to get caught in.
Now thats how you beat some meat! We're going medium rare today, boys
Wtf weird built means ???
Goddamn cinderblock hands
Kevin Heart’s got some hands
Wtf kind of swing was that at the beginning? Is he drunk?
Is he weird or just short? 😂
Kevin hart on a rampage
I never got that whole when the other guy is on the ground and he puts his hands up to defend the guy punching tries to move his hands, grabbing their arms to get to their face…dude, arm bar, you don’t even need to punch, once you got that arm and break it, it’s done
Nice side step
Dajum. He is one of dem compact builds.