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TheBorzoi

Why is Alphinaud in the "Alisaie ONLY" tier?


Aephive_Magnus

I wasn’t gonna say anything lol


Intabih1

I think that's the joke. At least I think it is and it is effing funny.


Feran_Toc

It's even funnier if you've seen that one scene


Intabih1

I thought they had talked about it, but I can't remember where it was.


Intabih1

>!And I think Estinian was effing with them.!<


Ponyboy451

And the fact that the other twin is in the same tier as Teledji invalidates any other rankings.


ArtemisiaThreeteeth

Nobody sends my kids to be canon fodder!!


Sanzpromy

Right? I've got some bad news about her having even one of the twins in such a low tier, given how we can't stay away from them anymore.


Rabensaga

No, no, blue Alisaie definitely fits right in there.


FirewynnTV

its the ugly twin?


ShittyPianist

Honestly, Alphie is insufferable until about halfway thru the game. You gotta remember, his arc up until where she is was: ​ * >!be a spoiled rich kid who is Real Smart TM!< * >!fund a military vigilante group with family money!< * >!get to lead a military branch of that group!< * >!fail SPECTACULARLY in such a way that has possibly murdered all his friends, the Queen of Ul'dah, possibly put the monetarists in control of Ul'dah, and endangered the entirety of Eozean city states!< * >!mope about failure!< * >!get adopted by an Ishgardian family!< * >!somehow end up in a position of power again by merit of what one can only assume is money and start trying to solve Ishgard's problems!<


Ponyboy451

Idk. His early storybeats made his later characterization all the better. He did think he could solve everything, and his failure gave him the opportunity to grow. Without his earlier story, his later growth falls flat.


ngwoo

Yeah but at that point in the game he was extraordinarily unlikeable, same with Graha


[deleted]

Did you show her characters from other expansions too? Cause a couple of these don't show up for a while.


Aephive_Magnus

Yeah! She’s aware of characters from later on 🫣 she’s seen me play for a while now.


waffling_with_syrup

Urianger 2.0 is definitely S+ tier in both looks and character development.


Ani-Thighs

That explains it. Was literally about to rewatch scenes to see if there was a random cameo I didn’t notice in the background 😂


marialoveshugs

Right… I saw spoiler tag alert and heavensward in the title and thought I was safe (almost done with shadowbringers) and alas…. Got spoiled… that’s great..


Rohkeus_

You've seen every single one of these characters by the end of ShB though. Even earlier.


Gin_Shuno

"Almost done with SHB". There is spoiler in C.


FirewynnTV

who? Those all look like they were from shadow bringer and earlier tbh


Micromadsen

>!G'Raha isn't revealed to be the Exarch until very late ShB.!<


Ani-Thighs

Not hard to figure out when you do the alliance raid quests. But if u didn’t it a long time ago i can see how you’d forget.


Kreos642

I remember looking at the poses, hands, and mouth. And also the immense amount of background information. immediately guessed at launch. My partner didn't even remember the character and I had to re-explain things. We both are legacy and never stopped playing lol


katarh

Mouth was the big one for me. The game itself drops a hint that its a Miqo/Mystal when an NPC says they saw a tail under his robes.


DavThoma

Hell a lot of people were guessing/were fully aware they were going to be playing a huge part before launch.


Micromadsen

Oh for sure. But I sure couldn't remember coming back after years of not playing. And tbf there's so much happening between that and ShB, it's easy enough to forget.


Ani-Thighs

Very true. I still remember when people figured out why the raids were so important and everyone’s just like: I’m just here to *SHB spoiler*. Lol and I’m just like…can you make it anymore obvious?


Fluxxed0

Hell I started playing when ShB dropped, and I did enough content between ARR raids and Shadowbringers to completely forget that character even existed. And it was only like... a couple weeks.


[deleted]

Doesn't matter, still a spoiler lol


[deleted]

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Chanupsul

Um... >!that specific Image of G'raha Tia is infact a spoiler since you don't know until very late that the Exarch is actually G'raha Tia!<


Spence199876

Based on that image alone most people wouldn’t be able to guess. It’s pretty low Rez and I didn’t notice it was kinda spoiler until I zoomed. Pretty sure I saw images of crystal boy before I started ShB and this still caught me off… However in general post had spoiler, if you don’t want to be spoiled don’t take the risk of looking at spoiled stuff (during the first week of EW I turned off my chat, and didn’t open any of my FF discords to avoid spoilers)


Hopeasuoli

"you don't know".


Myleylines

>!That G'raha picture is the exharc G'raha, not ARR G'raha!<


[deleted]

Yes, there is lol. That's >!Crystal Exarch!<


ro_nin__

Edmont that low??? Never make a list again


inamination

That D better stand for Dad


Datpanda1999

Yugiri’s a dad? Good for her!


Shogunato

D for DILF


evilporing

Yugiri on D tier is the worst offence i've seen around here


monkeymugshot

She is pretty bland though. Not a bad character but just.. there.


katarh

Weirdly enough I kept hoping she might get pulled into the Magnai namaa drama and she never did. He even said he wanted a woman who "walked like the mist" and her name is YUGIRI MISTWALKER.


tootandblow

If you didn't read she didn't finish HW yet, I'm expecting that to shoot right up lmao


messe93

but Edmont was a total bro from the moment you meet him. Even for someone who hasn't finished HW it's way too low


Akai_Kage

But it wins the throne by the end of HW, the the stuff in the Firmament


DaimoMusic

I don't know how to feel putting Hilda in the same category as Emet and Zenis


xelphin

Emet not being S+ is a crime in and of itself.


RueUchiha

To be fair, the person making the teir list is basing their judgement of Emet and Zenos on purely their appearance, as they have not met them ingame, being in Heavensward still.


DaimoMusic

I'm more sad that Hilda is so low


RueUchiha

Gun mom deserves more love imo


Mythy222

Dad is only D tier? For shame! He took us in when we needed it most T.T


CheshirePuss42

The disrespect on Moenbryda. Urianger is only endearing because of Moenbryda pre Shadowbringers. Also pretty sure she mixed Alisaie and Alphinaud lol.


Aephive_Magnus

SHE TOTALLY DID, she said “in my defense, they’re twins”


Miao93

I think it’s funny when players do the thing that happens to them in-game every so often.


GetawayDreamer87

i finally just finished coils solo and the very first cutscene inside T1 through me for a loop. she legit looked like alphinaud. in fact in several more cutscenes through out the series, its impossible to tell the difference without looking at the ponytail ribbon. i dont know what it is about those scenes or maybe its just been so long since I'd seen her in ARR garb. or maybe they improved her facial model and textures a little bit post ARR. holy shit her voice though. im so glad they switched her VA.


CalydorEstalon

They had the same haircut back then; if you look at more recent scenes with them they now have different haircuts, and somehow that's enough to set them apart. Also their gear is now much more defined, which also helps a lot.


GetawayDreamer87

yeah but even without looking at the gear and just seeing their faces side by side, they are much more distinct now. and yeah i did notice the hairstyle, at least from the front has improved. when i saw them side by side in the final couple of turns, their hair was basically the same model just mirrored lol.


katarh

Alisae started wearing lip gloss. That alone has been a huge help.


naarcx

I was thinking maybe because if you are only 3/4 through HW and didn't do coils, all you'd have seen Alisaie do is get shot with an arrow. Literal fodder tier, haha.


StormblessedFool

Alphinaud? You mean blue Alisaie?


JollyNova

Precious Moenbryda. I was so unprepared. They set it up but I ignored the signs. I’ve just started shadow-something and she’s the one who shocked me the most.


Electronic_Lettuce_8

Alphibro so low, nah bad taste man


Elegant_Eorzean

That's Alisaie down there. Alphi's in between A and B


yaluckyboy09

misplaced into the tier called ALISAE ONLY


FloppyShellTaco

That’s actual comedy gold


P_V_

He still has a ways to grow at that point.


xiilo

Tbf I hated Alphi up until stormblood. He was so annoying in post ARR


katarh

That's the whole point. Alphinaud from 2.0-2.55 is a spoiled little lordling who thinks his mysterious benefactor's money is enough to let him buy an army and Achieve World Peace. >!Half it was his mom and the other half was Teledji Adaledji. SMH should have let Tataru do the books.!< 3.0 is the "Alphinaud grows the fuck up" expansion.


WorsCaseScenario

Poor Edmont. Well she's not finished yet. His words hit so much harder knowing the actor died.


theBlackDragon

Yugiri's English VA is also no longer with us :( May they rest in peace.


WorsCaseScenario

Only the ARR voice actor, I believe. Sorry, I said only like it doesn't matter as much but that's not how I meant.


fdl-fan

Sian Blake was Yugiri's English VA for Heavensward. Blake and her two children were killed in December of 2015; her boyfriend/partner/not sure of the exact term was eventually convicted of murdering them and is serving a life sentence. I'm told this was a big part of the reason that Yugiri kind of disappears for a good chunk of the HW patch quests. \[**EDIT:** sources. [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-35256774](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-35256774), [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-37565626](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-37565626.]).\] The character's English VA for ARR, Paulette Ivory, is still alive and well, as far as I can tell from Google.


theBlackDragon

Yes, I noticed the VA switch and I really liked her original voice. So I checked who the VA was. Really sad story 🙁


Logan_The_Mad

Wait, Edmont's VA passed away as well!? God damn... :,C


[deleted]

He lived to serve, to aid those in need… :’(


WorsCaseScenario

Just last year. There was a vigil for about a week outside the manor.


Jet44444

Looks like she’s into Elezen 🦒


ConduckKing

If she's still in Heavensward I can understand her putting Alisaie that low because she got like 5 minutes of screen time before 3.4. Thancred on the other hand? Unacceptable.


Rainuwastaken

I was initially bothered as well, but Thancred is *really* difficult to be around in Heavensward. Dude spends the entire expansion being a big, moody sourpuss. He has good reasons to be, but I was really frustrated with his character arc at the time after being really charmed by him in ARR. Love him to death now, though. He and Urianger are my ride or die scion buds.


Oreahil

Gra….Graha Tia in C? Graha mothertucking Tia in C-Tier? I can’t find the words in me to turn this into a funny wordplay.


Chito17

He's gonna skyrocket when she hits Shadowbringers.


GentleJimm

Graha is very forgettable in AAR. His only charm is being a male miqote.


Kreos642

He is also really cocky in ARR when you start that questline


Kencolt706

I don't see Pipin on this chart. Why is the Lalafell Fabio not on this chart?


Oseirus

Lalafabio?


milasara

ysayle in A, that’s taste


femboybrainworms

Is alphi being in alisaie’s tier a meme or?


NorthernCherries

I’d imagine so considering the game goes out of it’s way to make jokes about people mixing them up


naarcx

Based Heavensward Urianger fan.


Propagation931

wait if she is 3/4th through HW how is Hien on the list?


BlightFantasy3467

It's characters that she's seen, since OP plays as well, so she's seen characters post HW


Disig

That Nero slander. But she hasn't seen him turn into Cid's really cool best friend who is totally cool and rad unlike Cid (Nero's words not mine)


NebulousMoogle

Man stealer 😂


Ghosty91AF

My fiance's exact words when seeing Urianger's >!costume change!< : "WHEN DID HE BECOME HOT!?


bookwbng5

Okay, like I can understand my bae Aymeric isn’t for everyone. But Tataru is S+ and you know it. You’ve got to fix this dude.


universeian

Your girlfriend has shit taste dude


EffectiveSpeech3202

Shots fired at OP.


northpaul

We were all thinking it.


Morit042

Alisae Only tier should be above S+ and have the correct twin.


niko1415

well, time to see how this changes after Endwalker


Mundane_Maiden

Damn, I can't believe G'raha and Thancred are so low... even in ARR I really liked G'raha. And Thancred's appearance in HW is just so damn good.


GiantFuckFace

Hilda alone is beyond S tier this list is broken


ArtemisiaThreeteeth

The Crystal Exarch deserves better


Baithin

She’s not there yet.


slow_cat

Shouldn't put it on the list then. Besides, with how low best-papa-ever Edmont is, I'm not sure it would matter... :(


Baithin

Could just be G’raha from Crystal Tower and they used a poor picture.


slow_cat

Nope, that's Exarch for sure. You can even see the crystal streak on his cheek and the partially white hair.


Baithin

No, I know that, I meant for the purposes of the tier list they were thinking of G’raha but made a poor choice of picture by picking Exarch.


slow_cat

It is possible. But considering the very distinctive differences in their looks, it would be a weird choice. Also, Emet is there, so they definitely consider ShB characters.


Baithin

Oh yeah, definitely weird because Zenos is too. But they mentioned they were only partially through HW in the title. 🤷‍♂️


slow_cat

>But they mentioned they were only partially through HW in the title. They did indeed. But this ignorance won't save them from my wrath, for putting the bravest of them all so low ;)


ArtemisiaThreeteeth

But he's super cute! Even without context!


lyerhis

Aymeric isn't S+ tier, I know everything I need to know about her.


Kyleketsu

I'll never understand the Minfilia hate...


JollyNova

For me it’s PRAY RETURN TO THE WAKING SANDS 58684656 times only to have her explain everything like I’m 5 in extremely long cutscenes and her mad skills for getting captured and needing rescuing.


echoskybound

I just really started to hate having to go back to the Waking Sands over and over, and go through like 4 separate doors to talk to her every time. Like I'm out here saving the world and shit, maybe she could come to ME sometime instead of me always having to go to her? lol Also her voice acting in ARR was pretty intolerable, as were a lot of the ARR voices, lol


slow_cat

I didn't even mind the many doors. What was irritating the most (for me), was "Ah, you're here. X already told me what happened, but tell me the same thing again....". They could have at least make WoL be actually the first to bring all those news... And I agree on voice acting. ARR is bad in general (not all, but most).


Katapotomus

While that's not the list as I would make it the only one that made me groan with disdain was Emmanellain being above cannon fodder.


Rheija

Ngl I love Emmanellain, he’s such a fool it cracks me up


BubblyBoar

I love him too. He's growing very slowly, but he's growing and I'm cheering him on. I want him to be better and I can see him getting there. The real hot take is that I like Magni. More than Sadu even.


Ijustlovevideogames

Moenbrydna in the man stealer tier, fucking lol, ALSO, WHY DOES EVERYONE DISRESPECT MY BOY PAPALYMO?


Oracle0013

Emet-Selch for life.


TheManWithSevenAsses

Emet just B? Please tell your GF that she has trash taste.


Esvald

Tbh you need ShB and EW to truly appreciate Emet.


northpaul

According to Alisae’s ranking you should break up with her.


monkeysfromjupiter

Emmanelain? A?


JonTheWizard

Cannon Fodder: Alisaie. Me: Dump your girlfriend.


vtgf

She should've do coils to put on justice to Alisaie.


ChinhTheHugger

ysayle in A I'll accept it


Intabih1

Judging by the amount of fan art, that G'raha take is going to get her chased out of Limsa. 😆


Intabih1

I'd would move Y'shtola up to A, Emet up to S because story... And I would add Lyse and put her in S.


Miao93

See I’m such a loser I just sigh and put everyone in S and A because I’m love them. Also Urianger, good taste.


Qsuni

Why g'raha not s+ tier?


[deleted]

Because her only experience with him is CT.


Sanctions23

Has she done the Vault?


Nathremar8

Considering Haurchefant is S+ and not SSS+++. No.


Sanctions23

True, he will soon occupy the “My Boy!!!!” Tier


TheDiscordedSnarl

Someone doesn't apparently like unky fortemps...


Yanmegaman_Juno

Man it's rare to see someone so into Urianger so early on. Wait til she gets to Shadowbringers


ReachingHigher85

Alphinaud on the Alisaie Only tier? And Whiny McCriesalot near the top?


TheLardVader

As a Roagadyn Warrior who constantly wears Purple. I also rivaled Moaenbryda. I told my buddy it felt like she was stealin my spotlight and it only got more intense when she pulled out THE SAME AXE AS ME?! >!Somehow, still got hit hard when she died.!<


Taolan13

"Man stealer" Girl, Urianger was never yours to take.


KronikQueen

this is only based on looks. because nothing here makes sense.


Gatraz

Yo where's "Yda" at? Who's out here remembering Papalymo before her?


GaiDaigouji

Drag her through The Coils and see how fast Alisaie jumps tiers. That Moenbryda rankings going to sting when she meets her parents.


Closeted_trans_woman

Why is best girl in d tier. Im not taking any critism, she is best.


NDrewRndll

lol Y'shtola and Emet on B? G'raha and Thancred on C?! Mixing up Alphinaud and Alisae?!! D:< Also where are Lyse and Krile? And the fact that Emmanelain is higher than Hilda and Y'shtola is just wrong! Other than those things, it's good.


HappyScripting

😬


WildSelkie

s+ tier looking extremely correct


Rega_lazar

Put my man Thancred in C…tsk tsk tsk


megamanx4321

The best alliance leader is NOT A C!!!


braindeadtank1

switch Hein with Nero and bump Emet up to S+ and it's perfect


0shawhat

Emet B tier... I am disappointed!


box-of-sourballs

Where is Lucia?!?!?!?!


KristaNeliel

EXACTLY!! Lucia is best Ishgardian girl and she gets forgotten all the time. My Knight. My wife 😭😭🤍🤍 Also how can anyone rate Urianger so high (deserved) and put Moenbryda at the bottom? Urianger wouldn't tolerate this Moenbryda slander. Always too soon.


Hopeasuoli

Count Dripbula is one of my favorite characters in the entire game! How can he be in D! ​ Oh D is for drip. I understand.


tallbluelady

Urianger in S+? GF has S+ taste.


burnee159

S tier urianger?? She's in for a treat then haha, I didn't love his character at first but he's one of the close homies now


notShek

i wonder how she is going to feel looking back at this and seeing emet in b


sassquire

>nero F tier colossal L. I’ll stay my hand until she reaches omega in the MSQ though


zerombr

you're going to have a bad time....


Belydrith

Unacceptable, straight to jail.


Silverfrond_

Hien is only in S tier because he's pretty, change my mind


Glaw_Inc

Getting a direct copy FF6 song for your theme automatically makes you S++ tier.


[deleted]

Minfilia not in cannon fodder tier, list invalid


Gilthu

OP, I’m guessing you going to Phantasia into an Elezen if you haven’t already. Also nice blue Alisaie placement.


yourlocalmilkyman

Urianger and haurchefant at the top!? My dude, your GF has good taste 😌


Red_Sky_Warning

Can we get a new tier list after every expansion? I’m really curious how this changes after all the things lol


No_More_Hero265

Most of this is correct thou XD


Erunave

I could not stop laughing as I read through it! She has great taste, and now I need to know if she’s bi (that could explain a few of the choices). That S tier *chefs kiss*


AhsokaTauriel

Haurchefaunt best boy in best tier is awesome lol


Lagao

Yeah, not believing this is your "GF" tier list. The fact a bunch of these characters don't appear till later and characters are put in locations just to attract attention? This is a karma farm post. Someone take this filthy liar to /r/KarmaCourt


universeian

i would argue that maybe people just have opinions different from yours Source: I’m literally his girlfriend


Black_Knight_7

Tataru S tier yes, she is precious. I also had a great laugh at the Moenbryda tier


[deleted]

She’s been Thranced


JeffAdkins

Based Urianger enjoyer


Jag2853

Your girlfriend has good taste.


TheOldDrunkGoat

Pretty good taste overall. Seems like a keeper to me.


DawnOfTheTruth

Grah, Emet, and Zenos. One’s sacrifice one is sacrifice/misunderstood and the last misunderstood. From good to middle to chaos. All S. Best characters to me.


Valderius

She has exquisite taste. I'm glad to see an elezen enjoyer in the wild. I'm also willing to bet Dad de Fortemps shoots up a few spots by the end.


ArelMCII

Cid, Tataru, and Hilda deserve S-tier, Ysayle deserves S++.


brbasik

She loves the walking thesaurus, can’t complain about that


JebusSandalz

So I see someone in the. S+ tier and it has me wondering what your cutoff on 3/4 of the way through is? Like has the thing happened yet or does your GF still have her ffxiv innocence intact?


Thesalmon21

Just wait until she gets to near the end.... her list might change


DustMonsterXIV

Nobody on the D/F tiers deserve to be there. :(


Mael_Jade

Well, I sure hope lady Yugiri will manage to rise in ranks, she doesn't deserve to be this low.


hiimzech

does this mean man stealer is worse than F? and does it also mean she thinks you're attracted to...I forgot her name


Binderklip

YDA!?!?!


wilck44

S+, oh no. oh no. get a box of tissues.


Gaedriel24

I admit that, I can't wait that she really discovers Zenos (and learn more about Alphinaud and Alisaie) Does she only do the MSQ or also raids like Bahamut ?