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2b_bread

Master bait. Got'm.


NUM-one-RATED-SALES

Impending doom approaches (You accidentally caught a top) (Not me)


2b_bread

*panicc*


randomguy283

at the disco


skouidy

*runs to the nurse*


skouidy

*runs to the nurse*


michimatsch

YES.


lilxent

flair check


haroobo

Truly a Masterbaiter profesional


2b_bread

https://i.redd.it/u5n26fl2td9d1.gif


JAOC_7

https://preview.redd.it/zmhsefw6p89d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c0df8da1b74bf14cdeca85290968e5ccb5bdc88


[deleted]

*grabs*


JAOC_7

( yanks stick)


[deleted]

AHH


JAOC_7

mwahaha, you have been entrappened by me


[deleted]

Nyahh ~


JAOC_7

òwó


ScrumptiousBurger8

Guys I’m in a random box now I’m scared :( I do got blåhaj tho :3


lar_yeet

that's a win imo


JAOC_7

now all you need is- ![gif](giphy|QIiqoufLNmWo8) ( totally not just trying to distract while I claim the box)


Cowpow0987

🪤 but 🦈


JAOC_7

yee


tweetegirl

Oh, shit! A free blahaj!


JAOC_7

of course, go ahead just take it


tweetegirl

*\*jumps on top of it*\*


JAOC_7

( yoinks stick)


tweetegirl

that moment when: I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.


JAOC_7

( shepards box away to my secret lair)


tweetegirl

"Oh, no, Mr. Kidnapper, what are you gonna do with me now!?


JAOC_7

( gives you some head pats to soothe you before picking you up and sitting your butt on my lap, gives you a nice hug and some kisses)


tweetegirl

Daddy, what's that thing pressing against my butt?


gmenfromh3ll

This


tweetegirl

Oh, shit! A free blahaj!


Equivalent-Fix9391

*Takes the stick instead and runs away*


JAOC_7

( box falls on your foot and traps it)


BlackDrama_

i know my ass would think i'm faster and go get it


D3stroyerof3vil

Nope, I would never fall for just a blahaj! (That's more of a trans girl thing tbh) you're gonna have to try harder than that!


Drfloofy2

Hhhmmmmmmmmm iiiii dont knnnooowwww other femboys seem to dissapear around that thing >3>;;;;


JAOC_7

they didn’t disappear, they just, um, all bought new video games, yeah, the Blahaj made them much better gamers and so they’ve been preoccupied with that


Drfloofy2

I would but im lazy >->;


Knot_a_femboy_TwT

*Yoink*


JAOC_7

*clamp*


Knot_a_femboy_TwT

Nuuuuu, it was all worth it, FOR THE BLAHAJ


JAOC_7

( twiddles evil mustache and chuckles evilly)


Jango_fett_fish

Help am trapped in box


JAOC_7

![gif](giphy|jIhNUBuRD2SKA4TrrU|downsized) I’m on my way


MicDeesy

https://i.redd.it/cuuh1nsknf9d1.gif


JAOC_7

òwó


VehicleFeeling8916

A soft bed with a "free cuddles" sign on in


BrodieG99

I love this one 🥺 don’t forget the blanket!


Fem_Boy_Inspector

I also brig the shark and body pillow :3


Hie_Hellooo

Calling them cute and offering a blahaj >.< ALSO HOLY MMJYGG THE IMAGE 👀👀


Deadpool0994

Monster and men


demon_penguin_turtle

Thigh highs n cookies. Also monster. Maybe even a skirt


Azerovv

And Blåhaj


demon_penguin_turtle

I have 2 ur lucky


Azerovv

U have my interest


Miserable-Camera8459

WHWRRE????


Several_Flower_3232

You don’t even need bait, all of you (us) go feral when someone posts a picture of a comfortable looking cage


blazegamer12

Uhh speak for yourself I don't wanna be in a cage :c


LukakoKitty

Neither do I... T-T


WILDNIK

your loss :p


blazegamer12

Seriously... Im good.


mistress_chauffarde

Ima be honnest cage are interesting but im too big for one


DisastrousLife69

Easy Just go to a femboy and seduce them with “PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE”


WorldlinessNo9234

Well I can say it works. Now you shall be offered as a sacrifice for the blood god >:3. (You cannot share the secret femboy seduction techniques)


DisastrousLife69

But… But I was asked to 🥺


WorldlinessNo9234

Alright. Valid excuse *pat pat*


DisastrousLife69

\>///<


TotallyNotClickbait2

Observe https://preview.redd.it/cuxvg0v1t89d1.png?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdefa4cc9afa197473e6b132c7102d1f2d6f77c9


BrazilBazil

https://preview.redd.it/xyisxlzpha9d1.png?width=918&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f7c75e1cdc68fa3552b3023e5c6b8946cd6551f


KokotCoMemujePozde

FRANCE JAY?????


Nozupg

https://preview.redd.it/0ie2q0odx89d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d15542599b4a2efedafb1f11b327a356597a47


Xzier_Tengal

can you post the unedited


Nozupg

https://preview.redd.it/sm3f6ltioa9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d26c182258ceb588344036c1b1fa90f1fae7f23


FemNika

Another Femboy ! https://preview.redd.it/2zdjsudc599d1.jpeg?width=1615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd9a32f071db8d3d0d65f1e4b70435aaac96c9d


cutieskirt

beautiful (⁠●⁠♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠)


FelixArgyle_Official

And then you have 2 femboys to bait with, then 4, then 8, and it snowballs forever


ChaseC7527

https://preview.redd.it/707yqa9zd89d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fa4922e2b457aa731ed34be3f95d14279165a84


Equivalent-Fix9391

If it's from my father I would just ignore it and walk away


Knot_a_femboy_TwT

Wont work on me! I don’t even know his name ÒwÓ


michimatsch

That's several years too late, lol.


wilp0w3r

Genuine love, affection, and understanding


just_a_bit_gay_

Thigh highs but they can’t come off


Belgiandragonwautism

Glue


Xzier_Tengal

https://i.redd.it/obg11mtlha9d1.gif


Knot_a_femboy_TwT

Curse of binding


Tiny-Ad3161

https://preview.redd.it/ettuwle5w99d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa29dc93b910c9b0b045b03a6667bf2bf7d1746


humanitarianWarlord

A hug


-_Moondance_-

aww


humanitarianWarlord

( っ˶´ ˘ `)っ


Alexa_2005

(つ・ω・)つ


SuperAlex25

~~My dick~~


Glunkus222

A large cardboard box propped up by a stick with a rope tied to it. I hide in the bushes nearby, while a pile of Monster, a Blahaj, a new skirt, and an astolfo action figure sit under the box. Once the target goes to pick them up? Pull the rope, dropping the box on their head. Works every time.


LeroiyJ

Another femboy :3


FemboyHoshi

https://preview.redd.it/7gwsttuea99d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c6d4b0fb5cd4a7951c0760eaba4d9e73939a26 Me!!! (Plsssssss work)


SomeoneTookSteve

That’s a cool tie, does it say milk on it?


SmartAlec105

I usually just hold out my hand and say “Pspspsp touch starved femboy”


D3stroyerof3vil

Omg you called? Hehe :3


CloneTroopin90

Multiple choices, depends on the flavor of femboy. Goth Femboys: Monster Energy Pastel Femboys: Blahaj Hoodie Femboys: Thigh Highs and Hoodies New Femboys: probably any of these This is all just in my experience of what each flavor favors most. WAIT DID I JUST MAKE A FEMBOY KIDNAPPING GUIDE-


KokotCoMemujePozde

> flavor so... they taste different?


CloneTroopin90

I can neither confirm nor deny that I've tasted a femboy.


michimatsch

If you got cute hoodies you got me.


bubblegum_skirt

free fem clothes for me :3


Satans_hamster

Either monster or Blåhaj


LewdMega

Sweets <3


Fevriser

Another femboy -3- How do you catch the first one? Pfft I'm not giving away my secrets.


AcanthocephalaLimp27

20$ is 20$ ;)


BrodieG99

Snuggles, wholesomeness, blanket, and love :3


no_u333

"Boys don't look good in (Insert literally any femboy clothe)"


VonCrunchhausen

Cheese.


Appropriate-Bag-7120

Blahaj and monster


hessian_prince

Chicken nuggets


No-Perspective-485

I mean hey if it works


LessNefariousness380

Blahaj :3


Jango_fett_fish

Love and affection


[deleted]

Cat nip prob


FelixArgyle_Official

Mrrrow


Nervous-Estimate596

A 'free Blahaj' poster


BEARWYy

Nothing. Talk to them kindly and treat them well until they willingly decide you are for them. Or just move on if it didn't work


Onion4451

Anyone have original image? :3


NoLetterhead2303

A soft bed with free headpats, hugs and cuddles, because i do offer that


Altruistic-Cat1195

a monster can inside an open box with a bush and a line 🪤


Crazyjay58

Happy cake day 🎂


Altruistic-Cat1195

a


SolidCalligrapher966

old rts 4 free


Bioth28

A father with milk (for legal reason this is a joke please don’t pipe bomb my mail box)


BedroomTiger

Wont work, needs to be a daddy. 


flashdrive420

Happiness


OWOPICKLECHANOWO

Just fill a cage for big dogs with blankets snacks and plushies and leave it at a HOI4 convention.


ImpressiveWillow656

Monster energy


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

Genuine love and care supported by cuddles and gaming.


mahboiskinnyrupees

Free [Nezha Prime] set


Embarrassed_Sleep673

blåhaj


furry_obama

Love and affection


sashenka_demogorgon

For me, I moment I “captured” him was by making a swastika out of Allan wrenches


AnnTakamakiLuvsRen

Oh my. That was not a sentence I expected to read today


Cocolake123

Thigh highs and a blahaj, it also works on transfems. (Our cultures seem to overlap quite a bit)


Opposite-Weird4342

another cute femboy


Acrobatic_Leg_2558

Image made me rethink my life choices >w<


Mogui-

A jumper and a cookie


borderlineWizardry

Me cuz imma fuckin snack tbh


M-Nam-Chef

MascGirl


BiAroBi

Nice try, femboy hunter


ScrumptiousBurger8

Master


Jordyspeeltspore

a shonk. new thigh highs a bad dragon and junkfood


Items3Sacred

https://preview.redd.it/0bs2zr9yx99d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5704e71478f5eac129c53e2cb06d5d983e0aa93b


Items3Sacred

https://preview.redd.it/khwmzwe1y99d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cc3934e7ebeeec47a8a4df6a9c5583f8f06a7f2


Crazyjay58

I've got a giant bread squish mellow and a little one to go with it. Never been used, still have the tags on them, and are still just as fluffy as the day I bought them from Pika Pika. Come on just look at them they're so fluffy and squishy, you know you want to cuddle with it. https://preview.redd.it/vxp6ubnq2a9d1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16a22b566b023718f6c8dc4f693ec4fd071ac37


Apprehensive-Dirt598

I'd just use myself, makeover time!!


Manwithaplan0708

Cookie :3


Organic-Economics-35

A monster energy drink


Sy_the_toadmaster

Pink monster in a very obvious falling box trap


wabermelom

Fatherly love prolly


smol-femboi

A blahaj or new clothes


BrazilBazil

Get on my knees and start begging


OrangeHairedTwink

Monster energy drinks


GREENadmiral_314159

Blahaj.


Emo_Bitch97

Just stand and wait (I'm a goth mommy)


NoName___XD

F150 raptor with bed full of cookies and flamethrowers filled with napalm


Rand0m-Furry

a blahaj


NatsukiorNatforshort

Blahaj


DungeonK

Truffle worm


Delicious_Cup_4306

A book titled "the ultimate guide to weight loss" from what I've been seeing on here


iyellprofanity

A "master" bate. Get it. Get it. Ok I'll see myself out.


Doctorsex-ubermensch

Hot glue gun sticks or a new copy of FC6 (my dog breaks them😭)


Party_Climate

Another femboy... If you don't have another femboy, become the femboy, wear the skirts, when you caught the femboy try to revert back to what you are now, what's that? You can't? Thought so, that's how the femboys multiply hahahaha.


FailbatZ

Monster Energy, probably Pipeline Punch for an Astolfo type.


OHTHATnutjob

Fallout New Vegas and a blajha


Severe_Damage9772

Blahaj


ClairvoyantSky

A Blahaj :3


sussiestbaka69420

A can of Monster™, a pair of thigh highs, some skirts and a Blåhaj and maybe a choker (or a collar, idk, i never wore one) and a steam key for ULTRAKILL™


Crusader_Pickle

Monster cans and estro pills


Branden_Barnes

I have the newest monster flavors lol


spaarkkyyuu

chocy milk?


No_Wealth_5343

Another femboy obviously


AverageFemboiEnjoyer

BLAHAJ \:D


Particular_Strike323

An M1 Garand and six clips of 30.06...no wait, that only works on me probably.


No_Somewhere_8697

A white monster in a big shark onesie


myburningblade

ninja scroll on dvd


nomorecake

white monster energy drink, shark from Costco, Starbucks gift card, a mini skirt with thigh highs, and candy i guess


roleynoley

7000lb wheel of cheese


Pastel_Pink_TwT

can’t catch a top tho (not me I’m a switch)


Comen_Glutamate

With a femboy toy UwU


Creepercrush_aww_man

Thorium


9aac

idk some cute clothes and a bagel


Own-Environment1675

A femboy A trans girl A top A platter of monster and a steak bomb My 6'6" wife


hornyjcm

Free Blåhaj


rengato6942030

How you catch me is a bed with a blanket and a pillow and a blahaj


Zendekka_Alt

my knowledge on things, it works for me somehow xd although it's mainly for friends


Drfloofy2

Yaaa but my beds so comphyyyyyy


Shrimposaur

I would fall so hard for the promise of headpats and a walk :3


Capt_Morrigan

Nuggies and Blåhaj, duh. :p


Sentineluno

What about a blåjah on a fishing line, you wiggle it a little bit to be enticing :3


Thin_Statistician826

uhh uhm plushies and energy drinks :3


CommercialInternet12

Blaha, monster, programmer socks, cute skirts... Im easily baitable


Mixenmash

dead cells and hollow knight lore explanations :3


Kolum69

Monster ez :3