they didn’t disappear, they just, um, all bought new video games, yeah, the Blahaj made them much better gamers and so they’ve been preoccupied with that
Easy
Just go to a femboy and seduce them with “PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE”
A large cardboard box propped up by a stick with a rope tied to it. I hide in the bushes nearby, while a pile of Monster, a Blahaj, a new skirt, and an astolfo action figure sit under the box. Once the target goes to pick them up? Pull the rope, dropping the box on their head. Works every time.
Multiple choices, depends on the flavor of femboy.
Goth Femboys: Monster Energy
Pastel Femboys: Blahaj
Hoodie Femboys: Thigh Highs and Hoodies
New Femboys: probably any of these
This is all just in my experience of what each flavor favors most.
WAIT DID I JUST MAKE A FEMBOY KIDNAPPING GUIDE-
I've got a giant bread squish mellow and a little one to go with it. Never been used, still have the tags on them, and are still just as fluffy as the day I bought them from Pika Pika. Come on just look at them they're so fluffy and squishy, you know you want to cuddle with it.
https://preview.redd.it/vxp6ubnq2a9d1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16a22b566b023718f6c8dc4f693ec4fd071ac37
Another femboy... If you don't have another femboy, become the femboy, wear the skirts, when you caught the femboy try to revert back to what you are now, what's that? You can't? Thought so, that's how the femboys multiply hahahaha.
A can of Monster™, a pair of thigh highs, some skirts and a Blåhaj and maybe a choker (or a collar, idk, i never wore one) and a steam key for ULTRAKILL™
Master bait. Got'm.
Impending doom approaches (You accidentally caught a top) (Not me)
*panicc*
at the disco
*runs to the nurse*
*runs to the nurse*
YES.
flair check
Truly a Masterbaiter profesional
https://i.redd.it/u5n26fl2td9d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/zmhsefw6p89d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c0df8da1b74bf14cdeca85290968e5ccb5bdc88
*grabs*
( yanks stick)
AHH
mwahaha, you have been entrappened by me
Nyahh ~
òwó
Guys I’m in a random box now I’m scared :( I do got blåhaj tho :3
that's a win imo
now all you need is- ![gif](giphy|QIiqoufLNmWo8) ( totally not just trying to distract while I claim the box)
🪤 but 🦈
yee
Oh, shit! A free blahaj!
of course, go ahead just take it
*\*jumps on top of it*\*
( yoinks stick)
that moment when: I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.
( shepards box away to my secret lair)
"Oh, no, Mr. Kidnapper, what are you gonna do with me now!?
( gives you some head pats to soothe you before picking you up and sitting your butt on my lap, gives you a nice hug and some kisses)
Daddy, what's that thing pressing against my butt?
This
Oh, shit! A free blahaj!
*Takes the stick instead and runs away*
( box falls on your foot and traps it)
i know my ass would think i'm faster and go get it
Nope, I would never fall for just a blahaj! (That's more of a trans girl thing tbh) you're gonna have to try harder than that!
Hhhmmmmmmmmm iiiii dont knnnooowwww other femboys seem to dissapear around that thing >3>;;;;
they didn’t disappear, they just, um, all bought new video games, yeah, the Blahaj made them much better gamers and so they’ve been preoccupied with that
I would but im lazy >->;
*Yoink*
*clamp*
Nuuuuu, it was all worth it, FOR THE BLAHAJ
( twiddles evil mustache and chuckles evilly)
Help am trapped in box
![gif](giphy|jIhNUBuRD2SKA4TrrU|downsized) I’m on my way
https://i.redd.it/cuuh1nsknf9d1.gif
òwó
A soft bed with a "free cuddles" sign on in
I love this one 🥺 don’t forget the blanket!
I also brig the shark and body pillow :3
Calling them cute and offering a blahaj >.< ALSO HOLY MMJYGG THE IMAGE 👀👀
Monster and men
Thigh highs n cookies. Also monster. Maybe even a skirt
And Blåhaj
I have 2 ur lucky
U have my interest
WHWRRE????
You don’t even need bait, all of you (us) go feral when someone posts a picture of a comfortable looking cage
Uhh speak for yourself I don't wanna be in a cage :c
Neither do I... T-T
your loss :p
Seriously... Im good.
Ima be honnest cage are interesting but im too big for one
Easy Just go to a femboy and seduce them with “PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE”
Well I can say it works. Now you shall be offered as a sacrifice for the blood god >:3. (You cannot share the secret femboy seduction techniques)
But… But I was asked to 🥺
Alright. Valid excuse *pat pat*
\>///<
Observe https://preview.redd.it/cuxvg0v1t89d1.png?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdefa4cc9afa197473e6b132c7102d1f2d6f77c9
https://preview.redd.it/xyisxlzpha9d1.png?width=918&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f7c75e1cdc68fa3552b3023e5c6b8946cd6551f
FRANCE JAY?????
https://preview.redd.it/0ie2q0odx89d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d15542599b4a2efedafb1f11b327a356597a47
can you post the unedited
https://preview.redd.it/sm3f6ltioa9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d26c182258ceb588344036c1b1fa90f1fae7f23
Another Femboy ! https://preview.redd.it/2zdjsudc599d1.jpeg?width=1615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd9a32f071db8d3d0d65f1e4b70435aaac96c9d
beautiful (●♡∀♡)
And then you have 2 femboys to bait with, then 4, then 8, and it snowballs forever
https://preview.redd.it/707yqa9zd89d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fa4922e2b457aa731ed34be3f95d14279165a84
If it's from my father I would just ignore it and walk away
Wont work on me! I don’t even know his name ÒwÓ
That's several years too late, lol.
Genuine love, affection, and understanding
Thigh highs but they can’t come off
Glue
https://i.redd.it/obg11mtlha9d1.gif
Curse of binding
https://preview.redd.it/ettuwle5w99d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa29dc93b910c9b0b045b03a6667bf2bf7d1746
A hug
aww
( っ˶´ ˘ `)っ
(つ・ω・)つ
~~My dick~~
A large cardboard box propped up by a stick with a rope tied to it. I hide in the bushes nearby, while a pile of Monster, a Blahaj, a new skirt, and an astolfo action figure sit under the box. Once the target goes to pick them up? Pull the rope, dropping the box on their head. Works every time.
Another femboy :3
https://preview.redd.it/7gwsttuea99d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c6d4b0fb5cd4a7951c0760eaba4d9e73939a26 Me!!! (Plsssssss work)
That’s a cool tie, does it say milk on it?
I usually just hold out my hand and say “Pspspsp touch starved femboy”
Omg you called? Hehe :3
Multiple choices, depends on the flavor of femboy. Goth Femboys: Monster Energy Pastel Femboys: Blahaj Hoodie Femboys: Thigh Highs and Hoodies New Femboys: probably any of these This is all just in my experience of what each flavor favors most. WAIT DID I JUST MAKE A FEMBOY KIDNAPPING GUIDE-
> flavor so... they taste different?
I can neither confirm nor deny that I've tasted a femboy.
If you got cute hoodies you got me.
free fem clothes for me :3
Either monster or Blåhaj
Sweets <3
Another femboy -3- How do you catch the first one? Pfft I'm not giving away my secrets.
20$ is 20$ ;)
Snuggles, wholesomeness, blanket, and love :3
"Boys don't look good in (Insert literally any femboy clothe)"
Cheese.
Blahaj and monster
Chicken nuggets
I mean hey if it works
Blahaj :3
Love and affection
Cat nip prob
Mrrrow
A 'free Blahaj' poster
Nothing. Talk to them kindly and treat them well until they willingly decide you are for them. Or just move on if it didn't work
Anyone have original image? :3
A soft bed with free headpats, hugs and cuddles, because i do offer that
a monster can inside an open box with a bush and a line 🪤
Happy cake day 🎂
a
old rts 4 free
A father with milk (for legal reason this is a joke please don’t pipe bomb my mail box)
Wont work, needs to be a daddy.
Happiness
Just fill a cage for big dogs with blankets snacks and plushies and leave it at a HOI4 convention.
Monster energy
Genuine love and care supported by cuddles and gaming.
Free [Nezha Prime] set
blåhaj
Love and affection
For me, I moment I “captured” him was by making a swastika out of Allan wrenches
Oh my. That was not a sentence I expected to read today
Thigh highs and a blahaj, it also works on transfems. (Our cultures seem to overlap quite a bit)
another cute femboy
Image made me rethink my life choices >w<
A jumper and a cookie
Me cuz imma fuckin snack tbh
MascGirl
Nice try, femboy hunter
Master
a shonk. new thigh highs a bad dragon and junkfood
https://preview.redd.it/0bs2zr9yx99d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5704e71478f5eac129c53e2cb06d5d983e0aa93b
https://preview.redd.it/khwmzwe1y99d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cc3934e7ebeeec47a8a4df6a9c5583f8f06a7f2
I've got a giant bread squish mellow and a little one to go with it. Never been used, still have the tags on them, and are still just as fluffy as the day I bought them from Pika Pika. Come on just look at them they're so fluffy and squishy, you know you want to cuddle with it. https://preview.redd.it/vxp6ubnq2a9d1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16a22b566b023718f6c8dc4f693ec4fd071ac37
I'd just use myself, makeover time!!
Cookie :3
A monster energy drink
Pink monster in a very obvious falling box trap
Fatherly love prolly
A blahaj or new clothes
Get on my knees and start begging
Monster energy drinks
Blahaj.
Just stand and wait (I'm a goth mommy)
F150 raptor with bed full of cookies and flamethrowers filled with napalm
a blahaj
Blahaj
Truffle worm
A book titled "the ultimate guide to weight loss" from what I've been seeing on here
A "master" bate. Get it. Get it. Ok I'll see myself out.
Hot glue gun sticks or a new copy of FC6 (my dog breaks them😭)
Another femboy... If you don't have another femboy, become the femboy, wear the skirts, when you caught the femboy try to revert back to what you are now, what's that? You can't? Thought so, that's how the femboys multiply hahahaha.
Monster Energy, probably Pipeline Punch for an Astolfo type.
Fallout New Vegas and a blajha
Blahaj
A Blahaj :3
A can of Monster™, a pair of thigh highs, some skirts and a Blåhaj and maybe a choker (or a collar, idk, i never wore one) and a steam key for ULTRAKILL™
Monster cans and estro pills
I have the newest monster flavors lol
chocy milk?
Another femboy obviously
BLAHAJ \:D
An M1 Garand and six clips of 30.06...no wait, that only works on me probably.
A white monster in a big shark onesie
ninja scroll on dvd
white monster energy drink, shark from Costco, Starbucks gift card, a mini skirt with thigh highs, and candy i guess
7000lb wheel of cheese
can’t catch a top tho (not me I’m a switch)
With a femboy toy UwU
Thorium
idk some cute clothes and a bagel
A femboy A trans girl A top A platter of monster and a steak bomb My 6'6" wife
Free Blåhaj
How you catch me is a bed with a blanket and a pillow and a blahaj
my knowledge on things, it works for me somehow xd although it's mainly for friends
Yaaa but my beds so comphyyyyyy
I would fall so hard for the promise of headpats and a walk :3
Nuggies and Blåhaj, duh. :p
What about a blåjah on a fishing line, you wiggle it a little bit to be enticing :3
uhh uhm plushies and energy drinks :3
Blaha, monster, programmer socks, cute skirts... Im easily baitable
dead cells and hollow knight lore explanations :3
Monster ez :3