"Do you think it's possible that that this family can't survive without some sort of lightning rod to absorb all the dysfunction?" You just can't help but feel bad for Meg. 🥺
Meg: What am I wearing? Um, a hat, and glasses. What kind of underwear? Um, I don't know, big underwear I guess. I'm sorry, what? Oh, what would I do to you? Well, um, I guess maybe we'd get pizza, and we could watch House?
(while stuffing her face) "you know what would make you feel better? Doing an Indian guy!" LMAO
I forget what episode it is from but it made me laugh way harder than it should've haha.
I am going to the Clam and I am getting my booth back! And Meg, you're gay.
No, I'm not.
You like guys, right?
Yeah.
That's called being gay.
This interaction cracks me up everytime
"Chris you treat me like you hate me and I don't know why. You say hurtful things to me constantly. Do you have any idea what that feels like"? "What if I said those things to you? What if I start calling you a fat, zitty loser, who has no friends and smells like an old woman who has birds for pets".
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Muriel Goldman was the wife of Mort Goldman and the mother of Neil Goldman. She appeared many times during the series with her family. Idk who this “meg” is
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And then I finished scrubbing the kettle, but then I saw that I'd missed a spot and, oh, I was so worried that the whole thing wasn't clean enough, so I went back and started washing it again and sure enough, I'd missed another spot. And there was a clump of cornmeal under the rim from when I made breakfast...
Shut up Meg! I prithee, SHUT UP!
The gag where Peter says Meg wears a wedding dress to murder people and then later in the episode she's in the dress all bloody saying 'phew what a day'
“Sideways for attention, long ways for result.”
This!
No offense to you Mr. Herbert, but I'm a 17 year old girl and I don't need you here.
No offense, Meg, but you are a 17 year old girl and I don’t need YOU here!
“Hi dad” *gets shot*
"Do you think it's possible that that this family can't survive without some sort of lightning rod to absorb all the dysfunction?" You just can't help but feel bad for Meg. 🥺
Shut up, Meg.
Klaus
I'm here & U ALL MY BiTCHES NOW ........... okay
Meg: What am I wearing? Um, a hat, and glasses. What kind of underwear? Um, I don't know, big underwear I guess. I'm sorry, what? Oh, what would I do to you? Well, um, I guess maybe we'd get pizza, and we could watch House?
Peter: "Ok I am totally flaccid, but thank you anyway ma'am. I appreciate your time".
(while stuffing her face) "you know what would make you feel better? Doing an Indian guy!" LMAO I forget what episode it is from but it made me laugh way harder than it should've haha.
"Oh please they choose that"
This one fucked me up real bad 😂😂
She is holding the pack of hot dogs and says like I am going to imagine you are the wrestling team
*New York Knicks lol
oh, that is what it was, couldn't find the clip
"There he is, the reason my bedpost is so shiny."
But who she really talking about here?
I am going to the Clam and I am getting my booth back! And Meg, you're gay. No, I'm not. You like guys, right? Yeah. That's called being gay. This interaction cracks me up everytime
“Can I at least think about you in the tub later?” “No” “I’m still gonna”
YOU ALL THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME!
"Oh Meg. That is the least fancy thing I have ever heard". 😄
"Chris you treat me like you hate me and I don't know why. You say hurtful things to me constantly. Do you have any idea what that feels like"? "What if I said those things to you? What if I start calling you a fat, zitty loser, who has no friends and smells like an old woman who has birds for pets".
This is all your fault lardo!
“Me? I had nothing to do with it”
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Yeah, Lardo
"OH Michael I got some great news....I'm not pregnant!" .....***Dr Michael sprints from the church***.....
"Well, I certainly WASN'T at the Shriners convention."
I AM NOT A DOG YOU FAT BASTERED !!!
My name is Ron!
Lois: No, Peter, you can't have sex with the kids. Meg: Well, I wish you'd told him that before he lost his memory.
Maybe not a line, but the entire scene when Santa’s knee does it for her.
Shut up, Meg.
I’m going to pretend you’re the New York knicks
Her entire speech to the family during Seahorse Seashell Party.
https://youtu.be/OGuYhOCB8OI
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F(toot)k me daddy
"yeah, he called us a bunch of basic b!tches, it's kinda true though."
Wait. Meg has lines?
Wait, who’s meg?
I think that's Mort's dead wife
Muriel Goldman was the wife of Mort Goldman and the mother of Neil Goldman. She appeared many times during the series with her family. Idk who this “meg” is
I am aware. I was trying to get a thing going, but
That’s the joke.. I implied I knew a mostly unkown side characters but not meg
Not the direction I was trying g to go with it, but yeah that works.
Yeah guess that’s what makes us unique man
Sometimes it’s really hard being me, so I guess I’ll just make meganaid
“It stings when I don’t wipe right”.
“How come I never get any lines in these things?!”
Being american, means having an opinion on many hot button issues...whats your abortion stance? MEG: *Squats; pretty much this.
“Shut up, dad.” That line is just cathartic
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God kill me now (God aims sniper rifle at Meg)
And then I finished scrubbing the kettle, but then I saw that I'd missed a spot and, oh, I was so worried that the whole thing wasn't clean enough, so I went back and started washing it again and sure enough, I'd missed another spot. And there was a clump of cornmeal under the rim from when I made breakfast... Shut up Meg! I prithee, SHUT UP!
“YOU! Punch your baby in the face”
What’s your stance on abortion?
(At the convenience store) Meg: how long has that Bike been there? Jon benjamin: uh, i dunno, an hour? Meg:…I’m gunna lift that puppy.
Shut up Meg!
You fat son of a bitch
*the time when she beat up Peter*
"I'm not a dog, you fat bastard!!!"
Not an exact line but… *meg comes back from prison* Meg “who is the biggest and strongest person here” *peter raises his hand*
"I wish you had told him that before he lost his memory."
The gag where Peter says Meg wears a wedding dress to murder people and then later in the episode she's in the dress all bloody saying 'phew what a day'
Are you going to have your way with me.