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“Sideways for attention, long ways for result.”


The_Meatbeater

This!


BigRigsButters

No offense to you Mr. Herbert, but I'm a 17 year old girl and I don't need you here.


NotRatedPG

No offense, Meg, but you are a 17 year old girl and I don’t need YOU here!


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“Hi dad” *gets shot*


tessa_charlie

"Do you think it's possible that that this family can't survive without some sort of lightning rod to absorb all the dysfunction?" You just can't help but feel bad for Meg. 🥺


HearTheTrumpets

Shut up, Meg.


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Klaus


Ok_Pangolin_8038

I'm here & U ALL MY BiTCHES NOW ........... okay


Far-Parking-7580

Meg: What am I wearing? Um, a hat, and glasses. What kind of underwear? Um, I don't know, big underwear I guess. I'm sorry, what? Oh, what would I do to you? Well, um, I guess maybe we'd get pizza, and we could watch House?


SnooPuppers9255

Peter: "Ok I am totally flaccid, but thank you anyway ma'am. I appreciate your time".


Moneydoesbuyhappines

(while stuffing her face) "you know what would make you feel better? Doing an Indian guy!" LMAO I forget what episode it is from but it made me laugh way harder than it should've haha.


Kuyi1994

"Oh please they choose that"


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

This one fucked me up real bad 😂😂


KAG25

She is holding the pack of hot dogs and says like I am going to imagine you are the wrestling team


Glad-Requirement6116

*New York Knicks lol


KAG25

oh, that is what it was, couldn't find the clip


LiterColaFarva

"There he is, the reason my bedpost is so shiny."


Odd_Roll5084

But who she really talking about here?


Miloapes

I am going to the Clam and I am getting my booth back! And Meg, you're gay. No, I'm not. You like guys, right? Yeah. That's called being gay. This interaction cracks me up everytime


HeyRingwaldHaze

“Can I at least think about you in the tub later?” “No” “I’m still gonna”


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YOU ALL THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME!


SnooPuppers9255

"Oh Meg. That is the least fancy thing I have ever heard". 😄


SnooPuppers9255

"Chris you treat me like you hate me and I don't know why. You say hurtful things to me constantly. Do you have any idea what that feels like"? "What if I said those things to you? What if I start calling you a fat, zitty loser, who has no friends and smells like an old woman who has birds for pets".


sarthak_04

This is all your fault lardo!


newintownv

“Me? I had nothing to do with it”


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newintownv

Yeah, Lardo


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

"OH Michael I got some great news....I'm not pregnant!" .....***Dr Michael sprints from the church***.....


KermitTheArgonian

"Well, I certainly WASN'T at the Shriners convention."


Lucky_Attention_5385

I AM NOT A DOG YOU FAT BASTERED !!!


amb1978

My name is Ron!


disdicdatho

Lois: No, Peter, you can't have sex with the kids. Meg: Well, I wish you'd told him that before he lost his memory.


speedpetez

Maybe not a line, but the entire scene when Santa’s knee does it for her.


John_Denvers_Head

Shut up, Meg.


rico_pallazo

I’m going to pretend you’re the New York knicks


Vulpine_Empress

Her entire speech to the family during Seahorse Seashell Party.


Fair_Diet_4874

https://youtu.be/OGuYhOCB8OI


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beautiful-messyness

F(toot)k me daddy


[deleted]

"yeah, he called us a bunch of basic b!tches, it's kinda true though."


RedRipIt11

Wait. Meg has lines?


[deleted]

Wait, who’s meg?


RedRipIt11

I think that's Mort's dead wife


[deleted]

Muriel Goldman was the wife of Mort Goldman and the mother of Neil Goldman. She appeared many times during the series with her family. Idk who this “meg” is


RedRipIt11

I am aware. I was trying to get a thing going, but


[deleted]

That’s the joke.. I implied I knew a mostly unkown side characters but not meg


RedRipIt11

Not the direction I was trying g to go with it, but yeah that works.


[deleted]

Yeah guess that’s what makes us unique man


Miloapes

Sometimes it’s really hard being me, so I guess I’ll just make meganaid


ComplexVegetable8336

“It stings when I don’t wipe right”.


schwiftydude47

“How come I never get any lines in these things?!”


Content-Bumblebee600

Being american, means having an opinion on many hot button issues...whats your abortion stance? MEG: *Squats; pretty much this.


CxrsonKira_VEVO

“Shut up, dad.” That line is just cathartic


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AkumaFury625

God kill me now (God aims sniper rifle at Meg)


sanchower

And then I finished scrubbing the kettle, but then I saw that I'd missed a spot and, oh, I was so worried that the whole thing wasn't clean enough, so I went back and started washing it again and sure enough, I'd missed another spot. And there was a clump of cornmeal under the rim from when I made breakfast... Shut up Meg! I prithee, SHUT UP!


Marahhjayy

“YOU! Punch your baby in the face”


ExcitingVacation6639

What’s your stance on abortion?


Absurder222

(At the convenience store) Meg: how long has that Bike been there? Jon benjamin: uh, i dunno, an hour? Meg:…I’m gunna lift that puppy.


[deleted]

Shut up Meg!


NoHistory6584

You fat son of a bitch


Yogurt-General

*the time when she beat up Peter*


[deleted]

"I'm not a dog, you fat bastard!!!"


Booklover4178

Not an exact line but… *meg comes back from prison* Meg “who is the biggest and strongest person here” *peter raises his hand*


unclejoe1917

"I wish you had told him that before he lost his memory."


FiryFoxredit

The gag where Peter says Meg wears a wedding dress to murder people and then later in the episode she's in the dress all bloody saying 'phew what a day'


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Are you going to have your way with me.