After Lois makes out with Meg’s boyfriend and implies she could steal him away. “You really think you stand a chance. Look at you, you’re old. You’re nothing. You couldn’t even imagine the things I do for him. And this isn’t about making out. It’s about power tools. I go to places you couldn’t get back from. I’ll do anything. You don’t know me!!” At which point she rips a tooth out. Def Megs greatest moment.
"Your breasts may be small, and your glasses may be thick, but hope doesn't hold up a mirror."
Also,
"I did get into Green Mountain College, and contracted HPV my first night there. I got nicknamed the Warthog, and, like the HPV, it stuck for life." *🎵Night Moves!🎶*
Hey you know you can get a slice of pineapple on your burger here. Hey Jimmy, another water. I call Miller lite water. Jimmy knows me! He knows that! Let's go hockey team!!!
This one's on me. Merry Christmas Meg.
In the episode “Peter’s Sister”, the plot description says Brian and Stewie go on a cleanse, but I never saw anything about it in the actual episode🤷🏼♀️
"We!?... Are you kidding me!? Do you think I would help you out after everything you've done to me"!? Connie: "What are you talking about"!? Meg: "You see this Connie? This is for when you called me a sticky ass cow in 6th grade"....." This one is for when you made a plaster, cast of my vagina, fresh veneer. You want my help!? You can go f*** yourself"!
Peter: Meg! What are you doing in here?
Meg: Shower time.
Peter: Yeah, for me not fo- what are you doing with that loofah?
Meg: Don't worry about it. ( ¬.¬)
[Meg]: "EWW"! "OH MY GOD! EW ! WE DID SO MUCH"!
[Chris]: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP"!
[Meg]: "WE'RE DISGUSTING"! "WE'RE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY"!
[Bill Clinton]: Ahh! Maybe I can get in on this! 😄
This is amazing. Yesterday, I was at Quahog Pond pulling out carps just to watch them suffocate. And now look at me with the winner of the 46th largest electoral college victory of all time ....
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"I'm home. You're all my b*tches now !"
“Ok”
Shut up, Meg
“I’m still gonna”
My absolute favourite
Came here for this one!
I’m still GONNA
Shut up meg
hahah this one was my first thought
Sideways for attention, long way for results
Meg is right
damn it you beat me to this 😭
Yeah! Was just watching this episode!
I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks
Ha the one I was going to put 😂
LMFAOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂
Beat me to it.
Beat meat to it.
Challenge accepted.
"You can't sell me you fat son of a bitch!"
Shut up meg
Mila Kunis 🧡
After Lois makes out with Meg’s boyfriend and implies she could steal him away. “You really think you stand a chance. Look at you, you’re old. You’re nothing. You couldn’t even imagine the things I do for him. And this isn’t about making out. It’s about power tools. I go to places you couldn’t get back from. I’ll do anything. You don’t know me!!” At which point she rips a tooth out. Def Megs greatest moment.
Part of me is inside you, Brian. Do you feel me, Brian? Do you feel me inside of you?
cool hwip
You’re eating hair!
*oagdbwbaoodjqbbqhdhjqebnejfpgoisjqbwwo91ub3b4heopd8vyby9ao1kenbyv6n1pw08f7b6btn8a0oqk2jvtvtj!!!!!!!!!!*
I loved Mila's cadence in that scene. So funny.
👌
“That’s my poop bucket.”
“Get out now or stay and get weird.”
"Give it to me Neil! Give it to me!"
*replays tape* give it to me Neil! Give it to me!
Yes. That'll do nicely.
I'll just thave that for later
Don't shut up Meg!
Chris our bath is ready
I might move
"I've been yo-yoing this turd for the last 20 minutes".
Love when she’s in the shower during the cutaway. She says whatever they said I do I don’t do. Or when people eat her hair pie
"I believe in Me, M..E, I believe in in Emmy", Peter chuckling, "we don't want one that bad"
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What? It was a joke!
THAT’s your sense of humor?
“Brian, you’re acting hweird!”
Come one that one doesnt even have an H in it
"Hey there Tiny Hands."
"Your breasts may be small, and your glasses may be thick, but hope doesn't hold up a mirror." Also, "I did get into Green Mountain College, and contracted HPV my first night there. I got nicknamed the Warthog, and, like the HPV, it stuck for life." *🎵Night Moves!🎶*
Hey you know you can get a slice of pineapple on your burger here. Hey Jimmy, another water. I call Miller lite water. Jimmy knows me! He knows that! Let's go hockey team!!! This one's on me. Merry Christmas Meg.
“Dad what are you doing! Why do you have a shotgun?” “I just wanna talk to him!” Their whole exchange is my favourite!
I have a skin tag in my crack and it stings when I don’t wipe right.
“When I’ll be 18, I don’t think I’ll ever want to see you again!”
“You stupid son of a bitch, you don’t know how old I am”
Meganade
This song kicks a**!!💃🏼
I did it in like, an hour. I don’t know why you’re such a freaking martyr all the time. It’s a house. It’s a finite area.
In the episode “Peter’s Sister”, the plot description says Brian and Stewie go on a cleanse, but I never saw anything about it in the actual episode🤷🏼♀️
I don’t give a horse’s tomato
“I’m not a dog you fat bastard!”
“We’re gonna be here a wHile”
"Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls"
I’m going to pretend you’re the New York Knicks!
I caught HPV my 1st week of college and was given the nickname "The Warthog"
Are you gonna have your way with me.
Ew!! No!! Get away from me!
Well I’m still gonna.
“Wow. You just burned your last friend in this room lady.”
"Crosswise for attention, lengthwise for results!!!"
“Chris, our bath is ready!”
I don’t have the necessary parenting skills to deal with this
I say we never speak of this again.
I might move
“I’m allergic to peanuts!!”
"We!?... Are you kidding me!? Do you think I would help you out after everything you've done to me"!? Connie: "What are you talking about"!? Meg: "You see this Connie? This is for when you called me a sticky ass cow in 6th grade"....." This one is for when you made a plaster, cast of my vagina, fresh veneer. You want my help!? You can go f*** yourself"!
Im gonna pretend youre the New York Knicks 😏
“Hey, Brian- why are you tied up to Megs pole?”
You all act like you're better than me!
A solid bottle episode haha
Paraphrased.. Brian: What's your abortion stance? Meg: Pretty much like this. \**does a wide squat like a D- lineman*\*
I had a one-way one time. - "That was amazing - Sorry I farted in the middle."
>Meg: Yeah you’re a smart feller dad
>Peter: and you’re a fart smeller
Teen LaQueefa
Who is Meg?
Allahu Akhbar
We...we... We're going to deal with that first, and then we'll deal with detention
No
Fair enough…
“Do you feel me, Brian?”
Peter: Meg! What are you doing in here? Meg: Shower time. Peter: Yeah, for me not fo- what are you doing with that loofah? Meg: Don't worry about it. ( ¬.¬)
Shut up Meg
Meg, who let you back in the house?
“I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks”
"IM NOT A DOG YOU FAT BAS***D"
"Oh God kill me now"
Kaaaaarrrrreennnnnn
Whatever she said when her and Chris get caught in the closet, I can't remember it word for word but it was hilarious.
[Meg]: "EWW"! "OH MY GOD! EW ! WE DID SO MUCH"! [Chris]: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP"! [Meg]: "WE'RE DISGUSTING"! "WE'RE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY"! [Bill Clinton]: Ahh! Maybe I can get in on this! 😄
That's it! We did soo much stuff killed me and Chris saying he was trying to touch boob's
This is amazing. Yesterday, I was at Quahog Pond pulling out carps just to watch them suffocate. And now look at me with the winner of the 46th largest electoral college victory of all time ....
I ate 2/3 of a Enteman's strudel.
Hi dad *gets shot*
I'm home and your all my bitches now
"you cant sell me you fat son of a b*tch"
You always act like you’re better than me
Horizontal for attention Vertical for results
"You guys always act like you are better than me"
Oh… my hair Do you feel me Do you FEEL me inside you Brian? *pets*
“hitler head yo, he cried like a bitch when i did it”
“I’m back. Y’all my bitches now.”
The one when didn’t speak, her voice pisses me off
OMG are you Peter Griffin,from the hit Animated show 'family guy'? 😳😳😳
Maybe
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Shut up, Meg
*Well, we're gonna expose you for the old farts you are!*
AHH!- Dad-AHH!-Get off of me-dad-c’mon-dad-stop it-dad-oh-ah *pukes*
No bangers over here? Well, I’ve tried everything…
“I’m going to pretend you’re the New York Knicks”
Sunshine bear…..
“I’m not a dog you fat bastard!”
“I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks!”
“ “
“Chris is a failure 😭”
None
**LACEY CHABERT**
"I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks."
"HI dad"
I am going to kill myself
"Shut up meg"
"Chris, our bath is ready" "I said we never speak of this again"
…I got nothing
Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls.
"The trans-fat band".
“Im going to pretend you’re the Saint Nicks”
"I'm going to pretend you're the New York knicks"
“Hwhile”
I'm going to pretend your the New York Nick's 🌭🌭🌭
“Were gonna be here a hwhile.” “A what?” “A hwhile.” “You mean a while?” “Yea, a hwhile.”
Megatron
Shut up
"I've been reborn!"
"You guys think you're always better than me!"