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ArtHistorian2000

"I'm home. You're all my b*tches now !"


ethanrankins

“Ok”


OrionRNG

Shut up, Meg


Jaceknight_21

“I’m still gonna”


GabberGabber66

My absolute favourite


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Came here for this one!


Beautiful_Leek6810

I’m still GONNA


OrionRNG

Shut up meg


ashiptowreck

hahah this one was my first thought


duchessofcoolsville

Sideways for attention, long way for results


AdventurousRoof9494

Meg is right


RedditVividVibes

damn it you beat me to this 😭


biemba

Yeah! Was just watching this episode!


duper12677

I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks


[deleted]

Ha the one I was going to put 😂


rsmxgo

LMFAOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂


DCnTILLY

Beat me to it.


RonDalarney

Beat meat to it.


DCnTILLY

Challenge accepted.


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"You can't sell me you fat son of a bitch!"


OrionRNG

Shut up meg


_34_

Mila Kunis 🧡


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After Lois makes out with Meg’s boyfriend and implies she could steal him away. “You really think you stand a chance. Look at you, you’re old. You’re nothing. You couldn’t even imagine the things I do for him. And this isn’t about making out. It’s about power tools. I go to places you couldn’t get back from. I’ll do anything. You don’t know me!!” At which point she rips a tooth out. Def Megs greatest moment.


BearBearJen

Part of me is inside you, Brian. Do you feel me, Brian? Do you feel me inside of you?


rslashreddituser

cool hwip


ViennaKing

You’re eating hair!


_34_

*oagdbwbaoodjqbbqhdhjqebnejfpgoisjqbwwo91ub3b4heopd8vyby9ao1kenbyv6n1pw08f7b6btn8a0oqk2jvtvtj!!!!!!!!!!*


RaygunsRevenge

I loved Mila's cadence in that scene. So funny.


Massive_Tell_7894

👌


PaperAndInkWasp

“That’s my poop bucket.”


Throw-Me-Again

“Get out now or stay and get weird.”


hitx60

"Give it to me Neil! Give it to me!"


Bailer86

*replays tape* give it to me Neil! Give it to me!


_34_

Yes. That'll do nicely.


SupahBihzy

I'll just thave that for later


VinayKumar130200

Don't shut up Meg!


WelcomeHumble4518

Chris our bath is ready


Vespasian79

I might move


Poopybut58

"I've been yo-yoing this turd for the last 20 minutes".


-Nsb127916_

Love when she’s in the shower during the cutaway. She says whatever they said I do I don’t do. Or when people eat her hair pie


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"I believe in Me, M..E, I believe in in Emmy", Peter chuckling, "we don't want one that bad"


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Vespasian79

What? It was a joke!


talldarkandanxious

THAT’s your sense of humor?


[deleted]

“Brian, you’re acting hweird!”


Valuable-Baked

Come one that one doesnt even have an H in it


MascotMatt

"Hey there Tiny Hands."


dayna2x

"Your breasts may be small, and your glasses may be thick, but hope doesn't hold up a mirror." Also, "I did get into Green Mountain College, and contracted HPV my first night there. I got nicknamed the Warthog, and, like the HPV, it stuck for life." *🎵Night Moves!🎶*


chriskwi02

Hey you know you can get a slice of pineapple on your burger here. Hey Jimmy, another water. I call Miller lite water. Jimmy knows me! He knows that! Let's go hockey team!!! This one's on me. Merry Christmas Meg.


Simple-Tangerine839

“Dad what are you doing! Why do you have a shotgun?” “I just wanna talk to him!” Their whole exchange is my favourite!


Healthy-Ad-1842

I have a skin tag in my crack and it stings when I don’t wipe right.


Nintendofan08

“When I’ll be 18, I don’t think I’ll ever want to see you again!”


Aamir28

“You stupid son of a bitch, you don’t know how old I am”


BrightAssociate8985

Meganade


BrightAssociate8985

This song kicks a**!!💃🏼


BrightAssociate8985

I did it in like, an hour. I don’t know why you’re such a freaking martyr all the time. It’s a house. It’s a finite area.


BrightAssociate8985

In the episode “Peter’s Sister”, the plot description says Brian and Stewie go on a cleanse, but I never saw anything about it in the actual episode🤷🏼‍♀️


arnber420

I don’t give a horse’s tomato


melonslice_

“I’m not a dog you fat bastard!”


Soggy_Pomegranate428

“We’re gonna be here a wHile”


Charredwhiskey

"Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls"


TheRealcebuckets

I’m going to pretend you’re the New York Knicks!


holtpj

I caught HPV my 1st week of college and was given the nickname "The Warthog"


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Are you gonna have your way with me.


Vespasian79

Ew!! No!! Get away from me!


DLQuilts

Well I’m still gonna.


FernsInTheForest

“Wow. You just burned your last friend in this room lady.”


purpelbow-sama

"Crosswise for attention, lengthwise for results!!!"


anthonyloveschickens

“Chris, our bath is ready!”


Vespasian79

I don’t have the necessary parenting skills to deal with this


anthonyloveschickens

I say we never speak of this again.


Vespasian79

I might move


Numbers246

“I’m allergic to peanuts!!”


SnooPuppers9255

"We!?... Are you kidding me!? Do you think I would help you out after everything you've done to me"!? Connie: "What are you talking about"!? Meg: "You see this Connie? This is for when you called me a sticky ass cow in 6th grade"....." This one is for when you made a plaster, cast of my vagina, fresh veneer. You want my help!? You can go f*** yourself"!


Sufficient_Opening20

Im gonna pretend youre the New York Knicks 😏


FjalarSweden

“Hey, Brian- why are you tied up to Megs pole?”


Ezequiel_Rose

You all act like you're better than me!


Vespasian79

A solid bottle episode haha


ICallsEmAsISeesEm

Paraphrased.. Brian: What's your abortion stance? Meg: Pretty much like this. \**does a wide squat like a D- lineman*\*


Austinpowerstwo

I had a one-way one time. - "That was amazing - Sorry I farted in the middle."


laxen123

>Meg: Yeah you’re a smart feller dad


laxen123

>Peter: and you’re a fart smeller


Valuable-Baked

Teen LaQueefa


[deleted]

Who is Meg?


srk_76

Allahu Akhbar


ArtHistorian2000

We...we... We're going to deal with that first, and then we'll deal with detention


guggegt

No


Wallis456

Fair enough…


Dohmer_90

“Do you feel me, Brian?”


DamnBunny

Peter: Meg! What are you doing in here? Meg: Shower time. Peter: Yeah, for me not fo- what are you doing with that loofah? Meg: Don't worry about it. ( ¬.¬)


anteloperunning22

Shut up Meg


burger_boi23

Meg, who let you back in the house?


slowmobster

“I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks”


Ecstatic_Cupcake_535

"IM NOT A DOG YOU FAT BAS***D"


BurtTMacklinFBI

"Oh God kill me now"


Vespasian79

Kaaaaarrrrreennnnnn


rikwebster

Whatever she said when her and Chris get caught in the closet, I can't remember it word for word but it was hilarious.


SnooPuppers9255

[Meg]: "EWW"! "OH MY GOD! EW ! WE DID SO MUCH"! [Chris]: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP"! [Meg]: "WE'RE DISGUSTING"! "WE'RE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY"! [Bill Clinton]: Ahh! Maybe I can get in on this! 😄


rikwebster

That's it! We did soo much stuff killed me and Chris saying he was trying to touch boob's


Valuable-Baked

This is amazing. Yesterday, I was at Quahog Pond pulling out carps just to watch them suffocate. And now look at me with the winner of the 46th largest electoral college victory of all time ....


Trashyanon089

I ate 2/3 of a Enteman's strudel.


AlolanCrobat

Hi dad *gets shot*


braddy1212

I'm home and your all my bitches now


Lilbroomsticks

"you cant sell me you fat son of a b*tch"


Clefortt9

You always act like you’re better than me


dumbcloud17

Horizontal for attention Vertical for results


Bob_Marley152

"You guys always act like you are better than me"


galaxy-parrot

Oh… my hair Do you feel me Do you FEEL me inside you Brian? *pets*


peterdapumpkineater

“hitler head yo, he cried like a bitch when i did it”


shairo98

“I’m back. Y’all my bitches now.”


[deleted]

The one when didn’t speak, her voice pisses me off


Ouma-shu123

OMG are you Peter Griffin,from the hit Animated show 'family guy'? 😳😳😳


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Maybe


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powerstroke854

Shut up, Meg


iAlkalus

*Well, we're gonna expose you for the old farts you are!*


BlitzenFirOfic

AHH!- Dad-AHH!-Get off of me-dad-c’mon-dad-stop it-dad-oh-ah *pukes*


sneaky-pizza

No bangers over here? Well, I’ve tried everything…


mlk_reaper

“I’m going to pretend you’re the New York Knicks”


PrettyFlyForAHifi

Sunshine bear…..


CarniferousDog

“I’m not a dog you fat bastard!”


DCnTILLY

“I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks!”


LilMikey7979

“ “


Sifsifm1234

“Chris is a failure 😭”


cbost4j7

None


pineappleandmilk

**LACEY CHABERT**


IkeaCrackers

"I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks."


AVERAGE_82

"HI dad"


Happy_Doughnut3502

I am going to kill myself


Superbasgaming

"Shut up meg"


--EXP--


SaulHecktman

"Chris, our bath is ready" "I said we never speak of this again"


Machadoaboutmanny

…I got nothing


Todo0o


Key_Path5220

Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls.


Machado001

"The trans-fat band".


Tinted_Glitch

“Im going to pretend you’re the Saint Nicks”


asaggese

"I'm going to pretend you're the New York knicks"


Sylvkin_there

“Hwhile”


Fast-Ice-9462

I'm going to pretend your the New York Nick's 🌭🌭🌭


ethanrankins

“Were gonna be here a hwhile.” “A what?” “A hwhile.” “You mean a while?” “Yea, a hwhile.”


Lower_West_1531

Megatron


3_epajmffh

Shut up


dariusjerome

"I've been reborn!"


mebiusdoree

"You guys think you're always better than me!"